Use IE5 with 1024x768 resolushon or else the site won't look rite. If you hav the rong settings, git out 'cause yu can't be a webmaster unless yu hav the tules and stuph. I don't need no visitors unless they have the recuired software to vew this site so it looks good!
Make a Darn Good Design - Lern to design like me, wich iz darn good if i do sae so mieself!
Colors like Mine - Like how my colors make evrything stand owt? See how eye due it.
Hou to USe fraymes- fraymes ar reely kool sew eye use them two.
-Pic of my GF @ work-