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"The Confessions of a Justified Winner" "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." No, wait, that's "A Tale of Two Cities." Let's start again.
"It appears from tradition, as well as some parish registers still extant, that the lands of Dalcastle were possessed by a family of the name of Colwan , about 150 years ago and...." No, that's "Confessions of a Justified Sinner." Never mind, here is a collection of works from the pen of Ryan English. Some are based on people he knows (i.e Mr Doyle, his tutor at school, or Barry-Lee, that large, mean, eating machine.) and some are based on something that never really happened. Somehow that doesn't sound quite right.... |
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Unsolved Mysteries. "They never tell you about Genetically Modified pencils, because my pencils seem to sprout legs and run!" that great artist Mrs Hoyle once said.
Answer : "The sprouting of supposedly human legs from the pencils in the art department at Greenwood Academy is probably due to the extreme levels of human saliva injected into the pencils by nervous pupils sitting their standard grade exams." Solved. "My food keeps disappearing!" that great eater Barry-Lee Colyer said many times. Answer : "Check down your throat, you crisp-eating behemoth you." Solved. "My computer keeps crashing!" that great computing genius, Ryan English once said. Answer : "Stop fooling around with the system registery, stop getting connections to the net when you haven't got a modem, and don't delete system files. Solved. If you have any mysteries you would like to clear up, sign my guestbook and I'll put the answer here. Sorted. |
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 You have to join up with Tripod in order to chat on it, but it's great to build a website with, so maybe you could build one and then come and chat here. Not that you'd want to... http://www.tripod.com |
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