[courtesy Indianapolis Star]
"If you see it, kill it!" is the slo-
gan applied to the spotted lan-
ternfly, haunting Indiana from
Vevay to Huntington. It's a
problem for wineries and orch-
ards as it sucks sap from vines
and trees, slowing growth of
fruit and mutating the acidity
of grapes.
johnruth.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers): John Ruth, WM, 6'1", 210 lbs, altering death scene; John Fountain, BM, 5'6", 150 lbs, intimidation;
Mya Hershberger, WF, 5'4", 170 lbs,, meth; Wynter Thompson, BM, 5'10", 160 lbs, felon with handgun; Bruce Pfeifer, BM, 5'9", 150 lbs, coke
Madisonville police arrested a male North Hopkins County High
School English teacher on 11 counts of distributing obscene mat-
ter to minors for an animated video shown to a class; and the
county sheriff arrested another male teacher, at Hopkins County
Central High, for sexual abuse of a female student.
[courtesy WKYU-FM radio]
Burglars took $25,000 from the Pulaski County Sheriff's evidence
room.
[courtesy LEX18]
joshuada.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette): Joshua David Byrnes, 38, Livingston, probation violation; Shawn Michael Cecil, 48, Bardstown, meth; Kimberly Michelle Downs,
WF, 31, Bardstown, heroin, paraphernalia; Joseph Christopher Donahue, WM, 56, Bardstown, DUI, mariuana, etc.; David Lee Bradshaw, WM, 43, Bardstown, FTA
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Birthdays:stevknob.jpg Arrested in Wicita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas) (by the Sedgwick County Sheriff): Steven A. Koob, WM, 57, 5'10", 150 lbs, arson, aggravated assault; Mark Rochazy
Sonsena, AM, 23, 5'10", 170 lbs, Ag. assault; Osvaldo Herrera, HM, 45, 6', 180 lbs, ag. assault; Curtis Lee Clark, WM, 43, 5'11", 175 lbs, scars, rt shoulder & knees, prob. viol.
Borf 's weekly BONUS:benjamin.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff) (Texoma's most wanted): Benjamin Graves, WM, 53, 6'2", 220 lbs, prob. viol. (abandoned child); Amanda Kay Gourley, HF,
30, 5'6", 138 lbs, contr'l'd substances; Manuel José Cruz, HM, 22, 5'9", 250 lbs, evad. arrest; Lindsey Mae Collins, WF, 35, 150 lbs, abadoning child; Mitchell Ray Alexander, BM, 31, 5'9", 150 lbs, fraud
Wendy’s pulled lettuce from sandwiches in restaurants in Michigan, Ohi-Dear Eleanor:
o and Pennsylvania after customers reported falling ill. . . . Finland's
prime minister, Sanna Marin, took a drug test to quiet protests of videos
showing her singing and dancing with stars. . . . A woman was denied an
abortion in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, even after an X-ray showed that her
fetus had no skull. . . . Argentine police linked Placido Domingo to a set
involved in sexual traffic with minors. . . . A pastor in Kansas City, Mis-
souri, apologized for calling his parishioners "poor, broke, busted and
disgusted" for not buying him a Movado watch. . . . A Chinese woman
won a lawsuit against a man accused of breaking three of her ribs in a
hug. . . . A woman in Tennessee was charged with murder for a meth-
laced kiss to a jailed inmate who died. . . . A Welsh woman was ordered
to replace "SLUT HO" (or something like that) from her automobile li-
cense plate. . . . Abortion opponents in Michigan south to block a state
constitutional amendment to allow abortions on account of typographical
errors in the referendum, including missing spaces in "ORALLEGED-
PREGNANCYOUTCOMES" and "DECISIONSABOUTALLMATTERS-
RELATINGTOPREGNANCY." . . . A pack of five dogs killed a woman
postal carrier in Putnam County, Florida. . . . An 8-year-old boy in Menom-
onie, Wisconsin, advanced to the U.S.A. Mullet Championship. . . . Naomi
Judd's death was said to be a gun suicide.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
dougchek.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Doug Cheek, 50i, felon with firearm; Destini Casey, 21, assault of p.o., parapher.; April Sanchez, 29, trespass; Kimber Bradley, 19, controlled substs.; Chelsie Martinez, 31, mobery; Kayla Browne, 31, controlled substs.;
Monica Hogeda, 42, trespass; tangumam.jpg Timothy Mitchell, 53, failure to ID fugitive; Emerald Medina, 34, no insurance; Whitney Walker, 26, theft; Kennedy Counts, 22, ctrl. substs., parole violation; Crystal Beck, 43, wrong way on 1-way; Manuel Tanguma, 52, trespass
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Fred Dean wrote Sun 8/14/22 @11:07 PDT:
Amazing coincidence!
Eddie Fisher (1928-2010)They were born the same day – August 28 – but they did
Jimmy Dean (1928-2010)
not die the same day: Fisher, September 22, Dean, June
13. – Editor
centrin1.jpg Wanted in central Indiana (Central Indiana Crime Stoppers): Alejandro Batana, HM, 5'6", 186 lbs, child molesting; Jameica Atkinson, BF, 5'9", 150 lbs, welfare fraud; Alasa Adams, BF, 5'5", 160 lbs, theft; Richard Allen, BM, pointing a firearm; Nathaniel Anders, WM, 6', 160 lbs, syringe; William Anthony, 5'9", felon w/firearm; Angel Lopez, WM, 6', 155 lbs, meth
centrin2.jpg Thomas Baduria, WM, 5'7", 185 lbs, battery; Shavonna Dorsey, BF, 5'3", 120 lbs, syringe; Leslie Atkins, WF, 5'10", 200 lbs (Yorkshire hog), forgery; Michael Alvey, WM, 5'9", 155 lbs, battery by body waste; Jesus Avila, HM, 5'5", 145 lbs, battery; James Mulgannon, WM, robbery; Emeterio Islas , HM, 5'8", 135 lbs, sex with a minor
centrin3.jpg Edward Averitte, BM, 61, 240 lbs, sex offender failure to register; Carlos Vergara, WM, 5'7", 155 lbs, robbery; Paulina Corrales, HF, theft; Xavier Rys Jones, BM, 6'3", 205 lbs, murder; Louis Deberry, BM, counterfeiting; Juan Palacios, W[sic]M, Racketeering
Indiana and Purdue universities were undoing their combina-
tion IUPUI university in Indianapolis ("Ooey-Pooey") – it was
not clear what would become of IUPUC ("Ooey-Puck") in Co-
lumbus.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
A grandmother drowned in a creek in Brownsburg trying to res-
cue her grandchildren, who survived.
[courtesy wthr.com]
Kentucky schools are back in session (one started as early as
August 2).
[courtesy WKYT]
Jill Biden tested positive. . . . Factor by which best sellers about DonaldDear Eleanor:
Trump outsold those about Joe Biden in the first two years of their terms:
10. . . . Percentage by which women are more likely to be interrupted in
their testimony to Senate committees: 10. . . . Factor by which men are
likelier than women to claim having had sex on an airplane: 4. . . . A hog
weighing 300 pounds was reported "at large" in Carter County, Tennessee.
. . . An elephant that killed a 70-year-old woman in India returned to her
funeral to trample her again. . . . The Kettle Moraine School District of
Wisconsin prohibited the use of transgender pronouns in its e-mail. . . .
The governor of Pennsylvania prohibited conversion therapy. . . . A couple
were arrested for having sex on an amusement park ride in Sandusky, Ohi-
o. . . . A pissed-off copilot jumped out of an airplane to his death in North
Carolina. . . . A 42-year-old Iowa woman's five great danes bit her to death.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
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Fred Dean wrote Sun 8/7/22 @08:28 PDT:Dumb news from Indiana:
It appears that Indiana has not lost its distinction as theActually, only about two-thirds of Indiana is north of the Mason
only Southern state north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Dixon line, which, if extended, would run through your home town
of Rushville, Indiana. Check it out on a map. Mason's & Dixon's
line defines the boundary between Maryland and Pennsylvania.
– Editor
gemauryk.jpg South Bend's mot wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Joseph Cooke, BM, 5'6", 160 lbs, battery of safety offl.;
Samuel Scott, WM, 5'9", 160 lbs, meth; James McClellan, WM, 5'10", theft; Ge'Maury Kelly, BM, 6'3", 185 lbs, probation violation (domestic battery)
The Bartholmew County Prosecutor was charged with two
felonies and four misdemeanors in a dispute with a neighbor
over two dogs and a BB gun.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
Three persons were killed in the unexplained explosion of a
house in Evansville that damaged 39 other houses, rendering
11 of them uninhabitable.
[courtesy Lex18]
"I told her that was the least of her concerns."A crying woman apologized to the Breathitt County librarian
that flood waters carried away her checked-out books.
[courtesy LEX18]
A Budweiser Light truck overturned on an interstate highway
ramp in Louisville, spilling its entire load – hundreds of cans
of beer.
[courtesy UPI]
sylviapr.jpg Busted in Bardstown:: Gwen Lanette Crowe, 47, Bardstown, contempt of court; Morries Gordon Judd, 49, Louisville, DUI; Ghristopher Garret, Phillips,
38,Bardstown, theft; Joseph Stephen Graves, 65, Nicholasville, theft; Sylvia Pricilla Fiers, 35, Smithland, failure to appear (Nelson County Gazette)
Crossword puzzle clue of the week:savanhal.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita,Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): Michael Douglas Brown, WM,60, 6'2", 240 lbs, prob. vi. (stalking); Kimberly Elaine Gibson, BF, 61, 5'11", 158 lbs, ctrld. substs.
Jorge Alexander Gonzalez, HM, 23, 5'11", 230 lbs, family viol.; Savanha Linderman, WF, 20, 5'5", 190 lbs (Yorkshire hog), burglary; Robert Lee Hargrove, BM, 39,5'4", 130 lbs, burglary
If U.S. Secretary of State Anthony Blinken shortened his first name to an ini-
tial, like National Public Radio's A. Martinez', he'd be known as Abe Lincoln.
Jim Morrison led the list of the 25 most overrated singers of all time (BritneyDear Eleanor:
Spears, Axl Rose, Miley Cyrus and Bob Dylan were in there, and Katy Perry
brought up the bottom). . . . Governor Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan tested
positive. . . . Lightning killed three people in a park abutting the White House.
. . . Death Valley, California, got 94 per cent of its annual rainfall in 24 hours,
stranding more than 1,000 visitors. . . . Scientists noted that June 29 was the
shortest day in history, 1.59 milliseconds less than the typical 24-hour cycle;
horologists called for a negative leap second to keep clocks aligned, and Meta
fretted that such a correction could wreak havoc on tech systems. . . . A couple
were indicted in Charlotte, North Carolina, for the murder of a hotel clerk after
their pet rabbit went missing.. . . The most beautiful women of all time (may-
be you agree; we don't). . . . The World Health Organization was condsidering
a name change for monkeypox, which some find racist.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
shantazr.jpg Wante4d in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls,Texas): Michael Scott Kendall, WM,40, 5'7", 165 lbs, probation viol. (dom. assault); Kayce Ellen Arnold, WF, 42, 5'7", 180 lbs, probation violation (burglary); Wanted in Waco, Texas: Michael Scott Kendall, WM, 40, 5'7", 165 lbs, probation viol (dom. assault);
Kayce Ellen Arnold, WM, 42, 5'7", 180 lbs (Y. hog., pro. vi. (burglary); Wanted in Waco (Texas): Shantazur Gaines, BF, 24, 5'4", 100 lbs, org. crime; Treyvon Norwood, BM, 20, 6'1", 175 lbs, organized crime (Sedgwick County (Kansas) Sheriff, Waco Crime Stoppers)
quantavi.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas,Sheriff): Quantavis Mason, 21, fam. assault; Christina McGuirre [sic], parole viol.;
Heather Herrara,40,, trespass; Witney Smith, 35, public intox., paraph.; Trinity Bushner, 47, public drunk; Janie Whiteker, 34, DUI; Tyler Sanchez, 26, ctrl. subs.
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Indiana became the first state to enact an anti-abortion act
since Roe v. Wade was overturned.
[courtesy LEX18]
Muncie author Jason R. Jamison was nominated for an Indi-
ana Authors award for his book Hillbilly Queer: A Memoir. . . .
Northern Indiana Congresswoman Jackie Walorski and three
other persons were killed in an Elkhart County motor vehic-
le accident.
[courtesy Muncie Star Press]
canarecc.jpg South Bend's most wanted: Allen Johnson, WM, 5'4", 130 lbs, armed robbery; Adrienne Canarecci, WF, 5'4", 210 lbs (Yorkshire hog): Meth, syringe; Patrick Austin, BM,
5'10", 170 lbs, pro. viol. (fam. bat.); Joseph Wingo, BM, 6', 270 lbs, robbery; Berrien County, Michigan's: Kenneth Acklin, BM, embezzlement, tamper. (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.)
A Breathitt County woman tied her 11-year-old daughter and
3-year-old son to her to protect them from a flood. . . .
A Frankfort couple who dumped a seriously injured dog in a
dumpster were charged with torturing the animal.
[courtesy LEX18]
slonejoe.jpg Lexington's most wanted: Joseph Gage Slone, WM, 5'7", 195 lbs, marijuana (Bluegrass Crime Stoppers); Jennifer Tolson, WF, 36, 5' 5", 145 lbs., escape; Darrion Saliford,BM, 19, 5'3", 130 lbs, wanton endangerment, rsp
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shauntil.jpg Wanted in Wichita (IKansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas) (Sedgwick County Sheriff): Mitchell Lamont Lewis Jr., BM, 53, 5'1", 170 lbs, prob. (battery); David Lee Crawford,WM, 37, 5'11", 195 lbs,felon w/firearm; Jacob Steven Clark, WM, 18, 5'9", 160 lbs, libertis w/a child;
Heather Leann Leonard, WF, 34, 5'4", 130 lbs, offender act violation; Markle Arie Henderson, BM, 19, 6', 160 lbs, aggravated robbery; Bryan Isidro Zuniga, HM, 20, 5'8", 140 lbs, aggravated robbery; Ja-Shaun Tyrell Ginn, BM, a/k/a Baby Heavy, Jay, Shauntil, Woo, Tony Dias, 18, 5'8", 140 lbs, robbery
mccampbl.jpg Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita, Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted) : John David McCampbell, BM,35, 6'1", 270 lbs, probation viol.; Mary Jo Camacho,
HF, 55, 5', 110 lbs, forgery; Mary Zollicoffer, BF (sic), 54, 5'4", 130 lbs, probation vi.; Regina Martin, WF, 45, 5'4", 145 lbs, prob. viol.; Dalton Lee Fields, WM, 30, 5'7", 170 bs, burglary
And here's more on one of the headlines above: Naomi Judd left nothingDear Eleanor:
to daughters Wynona or Ashley in her last will, but everything to her hus-
band, Larry Strickland, as executor, to do with as he pleased. . . . Taylor
Swift's private jet has produced 8,293.54 metric tons of CO2 this year, 1,-
184.8 times higher than an average person's. . . . French President Em-
manuel Macron decried Russia as an "imperial colonial power" while on
tour of West African countries that were once French colonies. . . . Con-
gressman Glenn Thompson (R-Pa.) attended his gay son's wedding to an-
other man less than a week after he voted against a bill that would have
allowed such marriages.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
DISCUSSION GROUP:conchita.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Conchita Bermea, 39, c.s.; Jaime Eckert, 33, mobery; Chelsei Martinez, 37, mobery;
Rosamaria Romero, 49, parole violation; Cristina Sibilboro, 35, parole violation; Cherisa Hudson, 37, driving w/o lic.; Angel Sanchez, 52, ctrld. sub.; Lisa Pacheco, 50, mobery
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