Fred Dean wrote Sun 9/18/22 @08:53 PDT:
I liked Dear Eleanor's advice to Rennie!
Dumb news from Indiana:
Dumb news from Kentucky:After taking a 24-13 lead over Indiana after three quarters,
Western Kentucky lost to the Hoosiers 33-30 in football
in Bloomington.
[courtesy Indianapolis Star]
rasimkur.jpg South Bend's most wanted (Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.): Rasim Kurtic, WM, 6'1", 185 lbs, robbery; Shannon Groves, BM, 5'8", 200 lbs, mobery; Shaquille Weatherspoon,
BM, probation violation, felon with handgun; Jesse Lottie Jr., BM, 6', 190 lbs, leaving scene; Duwayne Allmon, BM, battery with deadly weapon; Hansen Austin, BM, 6', 180 lbs, cocaineerskinej.jpg Erskine Jones, BM, 5'11", 170 lbs, fel. w/gun; Elisa Casrillo, HF, 5'4", 120 lbs, battery of police ofcr.; Dontece Malone, BM, burglary, battery; Melissa Garcia, WF, 5'3', 180 lbs (Yokshire hog), meth; Aaron Hope III, BM, 5'5", 110 lbs, viol. of release conds.
Gasoline in Brownsville: $2.999/gal. . . .Quotations of the week:
Senator Mitch McButthead said Florida Governor Ron De-
Santis "helped" Venezuelan migrants by flying them to
Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts. . . .
[courtesy Louisville Courier-Journal]
Snakes and mice were falling from the ceiling at a Lexington
high school. . . .
LexArts, a cultural development nonprofit in Lexington, call-
ed on local artists to paint Maker's Mark whiskey bottles to
celebrate LexArts' 50th anniversary.
[courtesy LEX18]merrilee.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette); Merri Lee Nelson, 55, Bardstown, contempt of court; Rebecca Lynn Bowman, 52, Bardstown, contempt of court;
Justin Scott Jackson, 34, Springfield, escape, paraphernalia; Brittany Renée Hall, 33, Mt. Washington, contempt of court; Brandon Lynn Ritchie, 22, Shepherdsville, contempt
Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said): "Excuse me, Miss, but – may I butt in?" |
quintana.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas) (by the Sedgwick County Sheriff): Richard David Piper,40, 5'8", 180 lbs, tattoos all over, probation violation (opiates); Quintana Renée Martinez, HF, 25, 5'3", 180 lbs (Yorkshire hog), probation viol.
(aggravated battery); Casey Bray, WM, 42, 5'11", 225 lbs, battery on prison officer; Acucena Iveth Solorzano, HF, 34, 5'8", 160 lbs, prob.viol. (opiates); Andre Antoine Martel Smith-Allegree, BM, 39, 5'11", 155 lbs, assault & battery, felon with firearm
Percentage by which Americans drink alcohol less often then the average
person worldwide: 18. . . . By which they get drunk more often: 58. . . .
An armed man wearing a clown wig in a Delmont, Pennsylvania, Dairy
Queen told police he was "working to restore Donald Trump to president-
king of the United States." . . . A British psychic who predicted Queen E-
lizabeth's death using asparagus tips said her son Charles will resign as
king next year. . . . Five banks in Lebanon were held up by their own ar-
med depositors seeking to withdraw their own money. . . . A section of
East 101st Street in Harlem was renamed Cicely Tyson Way. . . . Would
we ever have heard of the Turks and Caicos islands had it not been for
Hurricane Fiona?
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
maywaldo.jpt Wanted in Wichita Falls (Texas, not Wichita Kansas) (Texoma's most wanted): James Nicholas Maywald, WM, 27, 5'4", 174 lbs, family assault; Thania Yesania Morales, HF
29, 4'5", 120 lbs, joy riding; Adrian Lee Gipson, BF, 5'4", 156 lbs, burglary; Jacklyn Faye Kilner, WF, 52, 5'4", 143 lbs, probation violation; Obahykiner Jamie Fuller, BM, 48, 6', 18 lbs, fraud
DISCUSSION GROUP:poullard.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Demarcus Poullard, 28, ctrld subs; Nina Souder, 38, controlled subs;
Lisa Pacheco, 50, marijuana;Ariel Borrego, 19, family assault; Crystal Beck, 43, criminal trespass; Deanna Kleinertz, 35, DUI; Vincent Hardin, 60, paraphernalia
"Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment" – Karen Crockett"whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating lightness and darkness on earth" "What are you going to do now?" "Call it a day . . . " Life Saver Dude:: Call it quits, Dude!
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A Columbus woman charged with trespassing said she was
only checking on the safety of an Australian shepherd dog
forced to stay outdoors in a heat wave asked for a jury trial.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
herroonw.jpg South Bend's most wanted: William Herroon, WM, 5'9", 190 lbs, violating supervised rel.;
(Michiana Crime Stoppers Inc.) Danisha Lane, BF, 5'5", 220 lbs (Yorkshire hog), armed robbery, failure to appear
Nine persons were shot in four separate shootings in Lexing-
ton Saturday night, September 10.
[courtesy LEX18]
ambersue.jpg Busted in Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette): Michael Wayne Rhodes, 61, Bardstown, dom. assault; Shanna Maarie Peake, 31, Bardstown, probation violation;
Shawn Michael Cecil, 49, Bardstown, meth traffic; Amber Sue Nicole Gritton, 30, Bardstown, f.t.a.; William Andrew Wathen, 43 Bardstown, meth traffic
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Birthdays:dubbadubba.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas) (by the Sedgwick County Sheriff): Anthony Joseph Longoria, WM, 41, 5'6", 150 lbs, burglary; Eric Scott Stewart, WM, 47, 5'8", 170 lbs,
probation viol. (burglary); Andrew Jurado-Morales, HM, 21, 5'8", 195 lbs, battery on law officer, felon w/gun, mj.; Wanted in Waco (Texas): Dangelo Wright, BM, 31, 5'9", 108 lbs, family assault (Waco Police Dept.)
September 12: Jennifer
Nettles, 48
–> Leonard Peltier, 78 Maria Muldaur, 79 September 13: Dupey Dumpy, 76 Jacqueline Bisset, 78 David Clayton-Thomas, 81 Barbara Bain, 91 Mel Tormé (1925-1999) September 14: Joey Heatherton, 78 Amy Winehouse (1983-2011) |
Crossword puzzle clue of the week:dubbadubba.jpg Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas) (by the Sedgwick County Sheriff): Anthony Joseph Longoria, WM, 41, 5'6", 150 lbs, burglary; Eric Scott Stewart, WM, 47, 5'8", 170 lbs, probation viol. (burglary);
Andrew Jurado-Morales, HM, 21, 5'8", 195 lbs, battery on law officer, felon w/gun, mj.; Wanted in Waco (Texas): Dangelo Wright, BM, 31, 5'9", 108 lbs, family assault (Waco Police Dept.)
Borf 's weekly BONUS:marcanth.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Marcanthony Garza, 21, mj; Destini Casey, 21, resisting; Brittney Clark, 22, ctl. subs.;
Lorin Martinez, 50, marijuana; Mary Aguilar, 50, ch. safety; Yasmeen Olofsson, 24, DUI; Tracy Medrano, 52, theft; Cody Anderson, 28, c.s.
Even Lindsey Graham criticized ex-President Trump's suggestion to par-Dear Eleanor:
don everyone involved in the Jan. 6 insurrection. . . . A San Francisco
rape victim's DNA was matched with that of a burglary suspect of six
years prior; she was arrested, and she has sued the police. . . . A black
pastor arrested for watering an out-of-town neighbor's garden has sued
the police. . . . A 2-year-old's back yard birthday party in Connecticut
was crashed by a black bear who wanted a cupcake. . . . Queen Eliza-
beth's horse West Newton won a race at Pimlico two days after the mon-
arch's death. . . . The Queen's four corgis will move in with Prince An-
drew. . . . A 77-year-old man was killed by his pet kangaroo in Australia.
. . . An Iranian woman who was convicted of murdering her husband and
died on death row nonetheless was hanged after her death. . . . A motor-
ist on cocaine in Las Vegas, Nevada, drove into a car driven by a motor-
ist on meth, killing him. . . . Roger Federer announced his retirement. . . .
A semitrailer crash in Oklahoma City spilled a load of dildos and lube
onto I-40.
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
chanceal.jpg Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas) (Abilene Crime Stoppers): Chance Alan Angley, WM, 38, 5'9", 160 lbs, meth, child porn; Keeland Latrell Woodwardds, BM, 24, 6'2", 160 lbs, robbery;
Jennifer Leeann Kennedy, WF, 5'3", 170 lbs (Yorkshire hog),exploit. of elderly; Daymond Lamont Stewart, BM, 24, 6'3", 250 lbs, aggr. assault; Juan Tejeda, HM, 57, 5'8", 210 lbs, theft, exploitation of elderly;
Tyrus Nicholas Hart, BM, 27, 165 lbs, burglary; Antonio Delrio, HM, 35, 5'7", 200 lbs, impersonating ofcr.; Charles Arthur Mayes, BM, 24, 5'8" 180 lbs, robbery
DISCUSSION
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lifehatc.jpg Wearing a Cowboy Hat, what you think you look like, what you actually look like: Life Saver Dude: Duh
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Tony Dean wrote Sun 9/4/22 @09:04 CDT re last week's Dear Eleanor:
Sandy Mama should keep the name Sanne and its spelling for her
daughter. That way the child will have the pleasure of correcting
her teachers. (And what kind of a dumb fuck would add a "d" to a
name that doesn't have a d sound in it?)
Carole Otis wrote Sun 9/4/22 @10:27 CDT:
Jared Kushner living forever? Now. there's a frightening thought!
No, wait a minute! It would certainly give life sentencing a new
meaning! Maybe he should be careful of what he wishes for.
The Haute couture competition in Terre Haute this year will
include Shikha Bhattacharyva, Amanda Lubold, Alexandrea
Morin, Abigail Leigh Clouse, Brenna Deal, Harriet Howard
and Kasey Chew.
. [courtesy Terre Haute Star]
montanez.jpg Fort Wayne's most wanted (TheMostWanted.net): Kenneth Eugene Belt, WM, 47, 5'6", 129 lbs, eagle & flag tattoo on right arm, probation violation (meth): Jesus Emmanuel Chamorrowmontanez, HM, 38, 5'6", 160 lbs, tattoos all over,
robbery, DWOL; Marjorie Joann Duncan, WF, 42, 5'4", 130 lbs, tattoos hearts on rt. hand, l. ankle, Mickey Mouse on rt. thigh & rt. ankle, boxing gloves on back, cocaine; Andre Lamont Bailey, BM, 56, 5'10", 205 lbs, paraphernalia, obstructing justice
A Russellville middle school teacher was suspended for tell-
ing her class that once, as a child, she could not touch her
father, a coal miner, because he came home "black as Deme-
trius" – one of her pupils in the class.
[courtesy LEX18]
deniesha.jpg Locked up Bardstown (Nelson County Gazette): Joshua Ray Merrit Hardin, WM, 28, Taylorville, contempt of court; Deniesha Noelle Hobbs, WF, 26, Louisville, no charge, merely suspicion; Samantha Renée Ankeny,
31, Louisville, heroin; Julie Mae Shaw, 41, Bardstown, prob. viol.; also ID'd as Amber Lynn Shelburne, 30, New Hope (do you reckon they made a mistake?), contempt; Charles Ray Nation, WM, 27, Bloomfield, contempt
Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said): "Excuse me, Miss, but, were you born beautiful?" |
The thermometer hit 127 degrees in Death Valley, California, SeptemberCountry music song of the week:
1, setting a world record for September. . . . Life expectancy in the U.S.
fell to 76.1 years from 79 three years ago. . . . A 4-year-old brought a
loaded gun to school in Corpus Christi, Texas. . . . A Saudi woman was
sentenced to 45 years in prison for damaging her country on "social medi-
a." . . . New words in Merriam-Webster's dictionary include "adorkable"
and ICYMI. . . .
[courtesy Harper's, LEX18, AP]
"I just don't like this kind of living," Hank Williams.Dear Eleanor:
"Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment" – Karen Crockett
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Eggokoko, a Kokomo cat, is 1 year old. . . .
The Old Fogies will play the Old Geezers
in softball today, and the Kokomo Cuties
swill play the Heart Warmers (two teams
of men dressed as women) at Kokomo Mu-
nicipal Stadium today.
– Kokomo Tribune
Quotations of the Wheat (Simon said): "Why are rappers constantly grabbing their crotches? Does rapping give |
Birthdays:kapetani.jg Busted in Bardstown (courtesy Nalson County Gazette): Anthony Curtis Kapetanios, 30, Columbus, Ind., criminal mischief; Tami Lee Bartley, 47, New Haven, contempt of court;
Michael David Thomas, 59, Bardstown, meth; Catherine Gabrielle Leake, 35, c.s. & drug paraphernalia; Bradley Jason Johnson, 35, Nashville,Tenn., heroin
juanchap.jpg Locked up in San Angelo (by the Tom Green County, Texas, Sheriff): Juan Chapoy, 70, family assault; Calli Jensen, 59, trespass; Calvin Miller, 54, mobery; Brenton Frizzell, 18, robbery;
Dora Buitron, 29, credit/debit card abuse; Arturo Cardenas, 34, FTA; Brenda Callindo, 33, DUI; Matthew Porter, 30, trespass, parole violation
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lifebiot.jg "PRO BIOTICS" "ANTI BIOTICS" Life Saver Dude: Ya fer 'em er ag'in' 'en?
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