#01...AN NCO IS NEVER WRONG.

#02...AN NCO CAN MAKE, CHANGE AND MODIFY ANY RULES OR REGULATIONS THAT HE WANTS WITHOUT GIVING ADVANCE NOTIFICATION TO THE ENLISTED SOLDIER.

#03...A SOLDIER WHO HAS LESS RANK AND / OR IS NOT AN NCO CANNOT KNOW ALL THE MILITARY RULES AND REGULATIONS THAT AN NCO KNOWS.

#04...IF AT ANY TIME AN NCO SUSPECTS A LOWER ENLISTED SOLDIER KNOWS ANY OF THE MILITARY RULES OR REGULATIONS, HE IS ALLOWED TO CREATE AN ENTIRELY NEW SET OF RULES AND REGULATIONS.

#05...IF AT ANY TIME A LOWER ENLISTED SOLDIER THINKS OR FEELS AN NCO IS WRONG, HE SHOULD REFER BACK TO RULE #1.

#06...IF THERE IS A QUESTION CONCERNING THE RULES, IT'S BECAUSE THERE IS A MISUNDERSTANDING ON THE PART OF THE LOWER ENLISTED SOLDIER, AND NOT THE NCO'S.

#07...IF AT ANY TIME THE RULES OR REGULATIONS ARE EVER VIOLATED BY A LOWER ENLISTED SOLDIER, HE OR SHE MUST APOLOGIZE BY GETTING DOWN ON THEIR HANDS AND KNEES AND BEG....................FOR FORGIVENESS!

#08...AN NCO IS ALLOWED TO CHANGE HIS MIND WHENEVER HE PLEASES AND AS OFTEN AS HE WANTS WITHOUT GIVING PRIOR NOTIFICATION.

#09...LOWER ENLISTED SOLDIERS WHO ARE SERVING UNDER AN NCO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS WITHOUT FIRST RECEIVING PERMISSION FROM AN NCO.

#10...NCO'S ARE ALLOWED AT ANY TIME TO BE ANGRY, MAD, VIOLENT, AND UPSET WHENEVER THEY DEEM IT'S NECESSARY.

#11...LOWER ENLISTED SOLDIERS MUST AT ALL TIMES REMAIN CALM AND QUIET IN FRONT OF AN NCO. HE OR SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANGRY, OR UPSET WITHOUT FIRST RECEIVING PERMISSION FROM AN NCO.

#12...IF A LOWER ENLISTED SOLDIER SHOULD EVER MAKE ANY ATTEMPT TO RECORD, DOCUMENT, OR REPORT ANY OF THE RULES OR REGULATIONS THAT AN NCO KNOWS, THE NCO IS ALLOWED TO CONDUCT BODILY HARM ON THE LOWER ENLISTED SOLDIER TO CONVINCE HIM THAT HE'S WRONG TO EVEN THINK ABOUT REPORTING IT.