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Once again Mulder learns that he hasn't broken the running speed record as the speeding SUV leaves him in the dust.

Mulder:  So you think that would make it look like she posed screaming for a passport photo?

Scully:  Plus, the film is two years out of date.

Mulder:  Oh.

Scully:  The, the photographic chemistry could have changed.  The, the dyes... fade, they... all right, so what's your theory?

Mulder:  I'm not sure I have a theory.

Well then damn Mulder, why shoot down Scully's theories outright?  That is so Mulder.  He has no theory but he just knows that Scully's is wrong without any investigation.  If that's not Punk ass behavior I damn sure don't know what is.

General Punkesque Behavior

You ever notice how Mulder does this nodding thing when Scully has a theory she's trying to articulate which doesn't quite jibe with his?  It's annoying as hell.

I guess no one ever told Mulder that it's rude to answer a question with another question since that's exactly what he does to Scully.

You've gotta love those leaps in Mulderlogic.  Mulder sees some shadow thing in a picture which the computer has extrapolated to look like a man with really long legs and he declares that the kidnapper means to pass judgment like a god.  I know that Mulder's a profiler and he's supposed to be "spooky" but come on now on what did Mulder base this on since he has absolutely nothing concrete to base his assertions on?

Mulder does it again.  Someone is making their getaway in a car and Mulder gives chase on foot.  Not surprisingly, he still hasn't worked his speed up so he can actually catch a moving vehicle.


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