Drive


Mulder tries to do his "Joe Cool" impression at the farmer's door. He ends up looking more like "Joe Doofus"

Mulder:  You saw that news report.  What did you make of that?

Scully:  I think that the obvious assumption is that the woman was shot, regardless of what the police say.  Maybe it was a sniper.

Mulder:  In the words of their captain "she just sort of popped."  And what about this guy who supposedly tried to take her hostage, her husband?  Looked to me like he was trying to warn the cops before she died.  Now, the sun will rise in America tomorrow regardless of whether or not we're at yet another farm investigating yet another enormous pile of doo-doo.  We can be in and out in a day.  Nobody has to know.

Gee doesn't this sound familiar?  I'll have you back in time for the meeting Scully?  Yeah right.  No quick trip anywhere ever is with Mulder around.

General Punkesque Behavior

What the hell is Mulder doing with those sunglasses?  He looks ridiculous.  Who does he think he is Joe Cool?

Volunteering to offer his help to the Nevada police.  He's supposed to be checking on, to use his words, big piles of doo-doo.

In and out huh?  Could that be anything like that quick trip to Dallas?  When will Mulder stop making promises of quick trips he can't keep?

What exactly was Mulder going to do in the ambulance besides get in the way?  Question the man while paramedics work on him?  Mulder's been there and done that (except the man in question hadn't been brought over to the ambulance) What an insensitive clod!

It's not a good idea to tell a man pointing a gun at you that he did something stupid even if it's true.

Gotta pee?  File that one under more information than I need to know.

Unprofessional Behavior

I know that Kersh is a bleephead but it's not wise to mouth off at the blankhole.

Criminal Activity

Tailgating:  What part of "Keep Back" did he not understand?

Auto theft:  That's pretty much self-explanatory.

Uh what happened to Mulder's seatbelt?  Everyone should buckle up for safety.  Besides, it's the law.  I'm not sure about where Mulder was driving but in New York he certainly would have gotten a summons.


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