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10. They want him to paint orange lines on their roads.
9. They want to question him in regards to the missing alien cases of several of their brethren.
8. They plan to feed him dodger dogs so he can fuel the ship.
7. They want him as a consultant for their porn industry
6. Krycek was ineligible due to his missing left arm.
5. They mistook him for the human form of their god Mr. Potatohead.
4. Max Fenig wasn't available.
3. Blaine Edwards while available had too high an "ick" factor.
2. They want revenge for the damage caused when they had to uproot their base in the Antarctic.
And the number one reason why the aliens abducted Mulder is...
His monotone voice makes the perfect alien baby lullaby.
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