Krycek Rules!


The top ten reason why Krycek is so much cooler than Mulder (also known as the top ten reasons why Krycek rules and Mulder drools)

10. If Krycek has gastrointestinal or hemorrhoidal issues he keeps it to himself.

9.  Krycek doesn't make a habit of dropping his gun.

8.  Krycek wouldn't chase down someone escaping in a car on foot.

7.  When Krycek points a gun at someone he will probably shoot.

6.  Krycek knows that babbling in public about alien abductions and government cover-ups makes one look like a lunatic.

5.  Krycek is a renaissance man.  He parachutes, he sews all with one hand!

4.  Krycek wouldn't let some quack drill a hole in his head.

3.  Krycek is a better shot with an ice pick.  When Krycek sets out to kill an alien it dies.

2.  He killed That Back-Stabbing Fowley Bitch!

and the number one reason why Krycek is king is.....

He killed the Cigarette-Smoking Man!


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