Another Top Ten Fowley Death List


 Once again, not necessarily live from my messy desk in my virtual lair:

Top Ten Fowley Elimination Methods

10.  Two words:  Modeling clay.

9.  Three more words:  Here Kitty, Kitty.

8.  Give her a ticket for the Tong Lottery Jar.

7.  Send her to Dudley, Arkansas.  (I hear the food there is to die for.)

6.  Take her out to play in the yellow rain.

5.  Have her baby-sit the Eves.

4.  Rip out her (alleged) heart.

3.  Chain her to a Navy antenna.  Watch her head explode.

2. Irradiate her using an oilien infected person.

And the number one Fowley elimination method is:

Lock her in a room with a bleeding Alien Bounty Hunter.


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