<head>You Know You're Obsessed When...</head>

  1. You already have every song on "This Time Around" memorized.
  2. You read a Hanson story and think, "Hey, I could do that!"
  3. One of your friends used to live in Tulsa, and after you found that out, you asked him or her wheter or not she's ever had a Crispy Potato Burrito, mentioning that you "read about that somewhere". (guilty)
  4. By now you have eight full tapes of Hanson appearances, and you just started taping in 1999.
  5. Every time you see a car with an Oklahoma liscence plate drive by, regardless of make or driver, you yell at the top of your lungs (while chasing) "I LOVE YOU ISAAC!!!!!". Oh, and you live in Oklahoma too.
  6. When you get online just to check your email, you end up staying on for seven hours looking up different Hanson sites. When asked by your mother what you were doing, you just say that you got 'sidetracked'.
  7. You worry about Hanson at night. "What happens if some fan KILLS ZAC? What would happen? Would they still write music? Would they survive?". Then you cry for an hour thinking about it.
  8. When you heard that Hanson was going to be on the Swimsuit Edition of House of Style on MTV, you thought, "But those girls will be wearing next to nothing! Hanson can't be there!".
  9. You have eight different complete Hanson stories in your mind, and every once in a while at night, you read them to yourself.
  10. You're extremely proud of yourself for NOT taping an appearance as you watch it.
  11. If you baby sit for a little girl named Taylor, you try and say her name as often as possible 'just because'.
  12. You laugh at the funny parts on "Tulsa, Tokyo, and the Middle of Nowhere" before they happen.
  13. You've downloaded so much Hanson stuff that your computer is broken.
  14. When you bought "This Time Around", you realized that you already knew every song.
  15. You bought more than two copies of the "This Time Around" single.
  16. You request "If Only" at every station on the Requests page at Hanosnline.
  17. You check the Hanson Hotel for updates more than three times a day.
  18. You have a box of letters to Hanson that you're too chicken to send.
  19. You wrote hate mail to TLC when the song "Unpretty" came out for breach of copywright laws. (It does sound a lot like "MMMbop".)
  20. When you found out that "This Time Around" wouldn't be released until May 9th, you peed your pants in anger.
  21. Every time they mention a book, cd, or movie they like, you 'suddenly' realize that you like it to! No way!
  22. You've become extremely defensive of Johnny Lang, but you're not quite sure why.
  23. You learn French so that when Hanson is in Canada, you can make sure the translators don't lie. You're still not quite there yet.
  24. You've go to record stores, buy every CD by the Backstreet Boys, N Sync, Five, 98 Degrees, and any other boy band, take them back to your house, and BURN THEM ALL!!!
  25. You have a list of "People Who Have Betrayed Hanson" tacked up on your wall.
  26. One morning you woke up and realized that soccer is the best sport ever! Then you wrote a letter to Hanson telling them of your revelation and inviting them to a game.
  27. You've started your own band and named it something Hanson related. 'And now, here's the new one from Hanson Two! It's called SSSBOP!'
  28. People at the radio station know you by name and don't even ask what song you want to hear. They just play the newest Hanson single.
  29. You convinced your mom to name your new baby brother Isaac Taylor Zac . She agreed.
  30. If you were famous, you'd be afraid to meet yourself.
I'll be adding more as I think of them.
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