Why My Mother Is Taylor Hanson's Soulmate

WHY MY MOTHER IS TAYLOR HANSON'S SOULMATE

Last night I was riding a stationary bike at 2:30 AM and I got an epiphany. My mother is Taylor Hanson's soulmate. I couldn't believe that with all the information I had on both of them for three years that I didn't figure it out earlier. It was practically biting me in the nose. Allow me to explain.

Point One: The Day

My mother's birthday is December 13th, 1957. Taylor Hanson's birthday is March 14th, 1982. Coincedence? I think not. Oh, you don't get the connection? I'll explain. There are 12 months in a year, and a human's gestation period is 9 months. That means that if you take your birth month and add the next three consecutive months, you have the month you were concieved. This means that my mother was concieved in March, 1957 (Is it all coming together?). Also, since my mom was born on the 13th, she was probably concieved somewhere in the middle of March. Hence, I have come to the conclusion that my mother was concieved on Taylor Hanson's birthday 25 years before he was born. If that isn't a blatant sign of future soul-mate status, I don't know what is.


Point Two: The Name

Taylor's full name is Jordan Taylor Hanson. My mom's first two names are Robyn and Lea. Jordan is an ambiguous name. I know a girl named Jordan, and we all know a boy named Jordan. So is Taylor (remember the mean girl in She's All That?). Robyn, when spelled with an 'i' instead of a 'y' is a boy's name, while Lea, when spelled with another 'e' instead of an 'a', is also a boys name. Hmm? It's all too clear. If Taylor was a girl, his name wouldn't have to change, and if my mom was a boy, her name wouldn't have to change. Another point that was sitting under my nose that I just didn't see.


Point Three: The Look

Tall, lanky, blond, blue-eyed. That's Taylor. Short, compact, brown-haired,blue-eyed. That's my mom. The similarity is outstanding. Hello? They both have blue eyes. Practically no one has blue eyes anymore. Everyone's going brown and green. But, the two in question BOTH have blue eyes, thus sealing their fate as generational soul mates.


Point Four: The Link

That would be me. I am the link between Taylor Hanson and my mother. For obvious reasons, considering my mother birthed me and I was the one to pick out their innumerable amount of soul-mate points. Also, the fact that I have blue eyes, blond hair, two girl-names, and I'm short means (in the logic used to fix up my mom and Taylor) that I am Zac's soulmate (it would be Isaac, but he isn't quite blond enough).


Point Five: The Math

Taylor is 17. My mom is is 41, which is a difference of 26 years. When you subtract 17 (Taylor's age) from 26 (the age difference), you come up with 9. Is it no surprise that Avery Hanson is nine years old at this point in time, thus linking (once again) my mom and Taylor? Need more mathematical evidence than that? 3 plus 14 (3/14=March 14th) is 17!!! Taylor's age! And 12 plus 13 (December 13th) is 25. 25 plus 1 (the number of older siblings that Taylor has) equals 26, the number of years inbetween the two soulmates.


Conclusion: Soul Mates

If you're not convinced by now, I have no idea what will convince you, but to me, the similarities are astounding. Taylor Hanson and my mother are soulmates.


[comedies] [home]