WRITE IN BEARSS 2000!

Why vote for Edwin Bearss? Not only is he the Civil War eccentric who can't sit still in the PBS documentary we've* all come to know and love, but he goes to other places too! Once while in Atlanta, Ed Bearss was giving a speech when he falls over, and rolls 10 feet down a hill into a crater. The people there (including our very own Mr. Righter!) rush over to see if he is okay to find out that he had never stopped giving his speech. He was lying on his back telling of glorious marches up hills and what not. If that's not reason enough to vote for him, then what is?

There are so many Democrats and Republicans out there already that it would just be conforming for Ed to be one. So I have decided to make him a Socialist! But don't worry - as long as there is no corruption and he promptly continues to Phase 3 of the Marxist theory we shall have no problems like those in the USS of R.

*By "We" I mean interdissers.

To prove that we aren't a gaggle of addle brained ninth graders and one dentist of age indeterminant, I've decided to make a page of Key Issuesthat Ed (err...I) have decided to push come next debate.

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