Bill of Rights
Submitted by YO-216
The following has apparently
been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy
should have run for President:
"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more
riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and
establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt
ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bed-wetters.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are
confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of
No Rights".
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car,
big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can
legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country
is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you!
You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion,
etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick
a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the
tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently
wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food
and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and
will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of
professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health
care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re
just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically
harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill
someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the
electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the
possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or
services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get
together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the
right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You don’t have the right to demand
that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching
conscience. We hate oppressive
governments and won’t lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if
you’d like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do
not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little
tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.
ARTICLE IX: You don’t have the right to a job. All
of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard
times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of
education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness.
Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness —
which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an
overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by
the Bill of Rights," If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you
don’t have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don’t. I just
think it is about time common sense is allowed to flourish - call it the
age of reason revisited.
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Check Out These Billboards!!!
Some new billboards are getting attention in
Cleveland. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper
listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God
Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background
with white text.
No fine print or sponsoring organization is
included. These are awesome enjoy.
Let's meet at my
house
Sunday before the game.
-God
C'mon
over and bring the kids.
-God
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