Top Ten Reason's
Why Its Better to be Amish
- Amish people have no idea who Jerry Springer is. Don't you wish you could say the same?
- The telephone never rings when an Amish person is in the bath tub.
- Sheila Copps' new levy on blank recordable media has no appreciable effect on the Amish.
- The Amish have never heard of Madonna, Marilyn Manson, the Spice Girls, or the Back Street Boys.
- Pregnancy is the only Sexually Transmitted thing the Amish have to cope with.
- Ok, we have to get up before sunrise to start our chores, but that beats the hell out of coping with rush hour traffic.
- When you drive a carriage pulled by two horses, the closest you come to "Road Rage" is a slight twinge of annoyance every time one of the horses farts.
- The Year 2000 Bug? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
- Canadian Banks are making billions of dollars out of charging their customers outrageous service charges. There's no service charge when you barter a pig for some lumber.
- Humorous Amish t-shirts with slogans like "Down with Quakers" and "Mennonites Suck".
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