Welcome to Andy's Amish Web Site Your Amish Voice on the Web! |
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You're wondering how an Amish web site came to be? Check here for the answers! 
Growing up as a young Amish lad deep in the Hood. 
Who are the Amish? Are they more than sour-faced people with funny beards and an advanced case of technophobia? Go here to find out! |
 How can today's non-violent Amish gentleman defend himself in a violent world? 
The latest and greatest in Amish fashions. From the plain black wool vest all the way to brown leather boots, Andy's Amish Website keeps you up to date on whats hot and whats not in the fast-paced world of Amish Fashion. 
What better way to understand the Amish than to visit with them for awhile? Here you will see some photos showing you our way of life. Don't expect nudity. |
How can a proper Amish gentleman cuss and swear without violating scripture? Go here to find out! 
Top Ten reasons its better to be Amish. 
Links to Other Websites, both Heathen and Holy. 
The Millenium is coming....should you be scared? Darned right you should, you heathen bastard! |
Want to join the "Andy's Amish Website" Mailing list? Just write your name and address down on a piece of paper, tie it to a goat, and send it your nearest Amish Neighbor. Be sure to mark "Andy's Amish Website" on the paper! Got something you want to say, English? E-mail your comments to My Satanist Lawyer and he'll tie your message to a goat and send it to me. Please allow 2-4 months for a response (goats are not terribly swift-footed creatures). |
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