==> "He who laughs last thinks slowest!!"
==> "Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
==> "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"
==> Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
==> Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
==> Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
==> Adults are just kids who owe money.
==> You! Off my planet!
==> Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
==> My karma ran over your dogma.
==> I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
==> I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
==> A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
==> Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
==> If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
==> You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
==> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
==> "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
==> "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
==> "Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
==> "Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy."
==> "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
==> A closed mouth gathers no feet.
==> Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
==> I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
==> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
==> I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
==> Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
==> Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
==> As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
