Shocking New Team Rocket!

"Prepare for trouble, make it double. To protect…"
Boss- Will you idiots shut up! I have some news, since you two seem to have Zubats in your bellfree,
I've found new members!
James(crying)- Does that mean we…we…we…we're…fi…fi…fi…fire?
Boss- Well umm..
In back round- James is crying while picking petals off his rose and saying, "He loves me WAHH!!!"
Boss- Okay, OKAY!!! I just had that floor cleaned this morning! This can be temperary, well actually
I think they are more of the Rocket Cheerleaders!(Rolls in laughter)
Meowth-Hey what's so funny? (James throws a ball of yarn at Meowth) OOOHHHH!!! Lalalalala!! ^_^
James- Shut up! Come on boss, look (Puts on an officer Jenny uniform)isn't this funnier!(Starts to cry)
(Said mumbling)- So what if I look good in a dress, you're just jealous because I look better in
pink!
BOOM!!!!!
Jessie(After whacking James in the head with her mallet-Hey! Where did she get that? Oh ya…Anime
Black hole)- Shut up and put a longer skirt on! And HEY!!!!(insert more pain for James) You've
been using MY razor to shave your legs!!!! You(smack) could(whack) of at least(slap) used(pain)
your pyscho gay brother's!
James-He's on vacation…(Starts to cry in extreme pain)
Boss(laughing)- Quit your petty bickering and meet the new Team Rocket members!
AND NOW, WE REVEAL THE NEW TR! IS IT SAILOR MOON? HOW ABOUT SEAMORE THE PSYCHO CLEFAIRY GUY? NO! MAYVE IT'S LUKE SKYWALKER OR DARTH MAUL…. HUMM…. HOW ABOUT GOKU OR VEGETA? CLOSER! IT'S…………
THE GINYU FORCE!!!
THE ELITE CHEERLEADERS OF THE UNIVERSE
"Prepare for dancing, and no romancing! To create much devistation, to destroy all people and their nations. To spread dance steps, not truth and love! To destroy everything up above! Ginyu! Recoom! Berter! Jace! Golda! Dance team Ginyu, dance off at the speed of light! Dance now or prepare to feel our might! Freeza, that's right!"
Boss(clapping)-Now THAT'S a motto!!
James(crying)- I bet they don't look as good as me in a dress!
Jace-Wanna bet!?
Cut to new scene…
"Presenting, in a sparkling yellow evening gown…Captain Ginyu! In a pale pink rose lined party dress…Recoom! In shimmering blue…Berter! In lavender with pink daisies to highlight his magnificent white hair…Jace! In ravishing lime…Golda! A total disgrace in a red ballroom dress and sappy yellow wig…James! And our raining champion…Sailor Vegeta!(Hey!! You're not in this story!!!)
Vegeta-Fine! I'm going to my sensitivity classes with Piccolo and Freeza!(crying) GOOD BYE!!!
Now back to the Rocket Headquarters…
James-I can't believe I lost!(Crying, moaning, you know, that feeling…"When the elite dancers of the
Universe look better in a dress then you")
Just then two coffins roll in and out jump James' parents…
James' Mom- Oh my dear James! See you look MUCH better then your father and brother in a dress!
James- Thanks mom! I needed that!
Meowth(Just lost his yarn)- Don't you ever say you look better in a dress then me! You bad human!
(Scratching, OUCH!!!)BAD, BAD, HUMAN!!!!
Boss- This isn't the cressdressing channel, the wonders of dresses on men 24 hours a day, 365 days of the
year!
(Hey that's a good channel!)
Freeza-Yah! But, the best channel is the lipstick network! Do I look better in lavender or deep purple
passion?
(Freeza!!!, go get your Dragonballs! Jease, they just think that they can pop in! WELL THEY CAN'T! This is MY fanfic! MINE!!!! But lets see Vegeta in a dress again!)
Vegeta-I heard that! Angel Veggie Rainbow Lipliner!!!!
Freeza-That's MY attack!!
(Men, humph…You loan them your dress and they just expect it naturally! Do you know how much it costs for a dress that will fit Goku?!)
Goku-I heard that! And it's 10,000 Pokedollars!
Pikachu-Pika! Pika, pi! PIKACHU!!!!!
Ash-What Pikachu?
Pikachu-KACHUUUU!!!!!
Ash-NOT TEAM ROCKET!!! DO THEY EVER GIVE UP??!!!!
"Prepare for dancing!"
Ash, Misty, and Brock- What the?!(histeric laughter)
Misty- I've never seen such gayness in all my life!(Laugh)
Brock- Don't forget James!(snickers)
Misty-Oh YAH!!!!!(laughs more)
Brock- But, heck… They sure are funnier!
James comes in and starts crawling around Brock's ankles with rose petal everywhere…
James(crying)- You don't mean that! Do you? Nobody loves me!!! Not even Jessie! No wait! I know of
someon who loves me!!!
Cut to next scene…
Jerry Springer- Today on the Jerry Springer show, we have crossdressers who are out dressed by the elite
dancers of the Universe, and the Pokemon that are cheating on them!!!
James(crying)- Well Jerry, I always thought that I was the best in a dress, but then THEY came!
Enter Ginyu
Jace- It's not my fault I'm beautiful!
Berter- Hey, what about me?!
All other Ginyu- YAHH!!!!
Dance fight between Ginyu…
Jerry- Now let's bring out the Pokemon that secretly have crushes on these "men"!
Out comes Snorlax
Snorlax- Well ever since I was a baby snor, I loved Golda! I mean, HECK! He can play my Pokeflute
anytime!
Audience-JERRY!!! JERRY!!!!!!!
Enter Oddish
Oddish- Oh, Berter! I love you so much, but I'm cheating on you!
Berter- What?! My Oddykins, what are you saying?
Oddish-Well umm….
Jerry-Let's bring out Oddish's adulterer!
Enter Sailor Vegeta!
Berter-No! How could you! You, name I can't say because this is a censored story!
James walks in, wearing his swimsuit complete with bodysuit
(Hey! I said this is censored!!!!)
Oddish- I am also in love with Vegeta!
Vegeta-Did you hear that monkey boy! (Gohan walks in) I am the MASTER OF LOVE!!!!!
Bulma(with a pan)-What was that Vegeta?!!
BOOM!!!
Vegeta- Oh CRAP!!!!!! BYE!!!
Boom Crash Pain SUFFERING!!!!!!
Jerry- Well um…. I QUIT!!! Why did I get stuck with a job that involves gay lovers and their gay lover's
Pokemon! GOD!!!! What a Universe we live in!!! Why can't I be normal like, KING KY!!!??
He's my romodel!!!! GOOD BYE!!!!!!!
Insert Piccolo and Trunks in dresses
Piccolo- Group hug!
THE END!!!!!