RAZORS CLUB FACTS
CLUB HISTORY
At the end of the 2001
season, it was decided to disband the Bigfooty Dingoes. General Manager, Playing
Coach and Captain Stealth Bomber disbanded the club, personally hurt and
embarrassed by self-perceived poor management and by the club's dismal
wooden-spoon winning performance on the oval. Players defected, others retired (Damir
Dokic is rumoured to be living in recluse somewhere in the Canary Islands) and
membership was at an all-time low. #1 ticket holder D.C. Boon was found dead in
a Footscray gutter, of an apparent suicidal drinking-binge.
Moving on to 2002, and an 11th hour proposal by Sweet Football Association
Commissioner Mobbenfuhrer to enlist an 8th club for the competition
resulted in a concerted effort by Creator to get together a 20-man
playing roster. Stealth Bomber felt the hunger of playing again, as well as
managing, but preferred to play a supporting role this time. The Dingoes merged
with this new group on Monday, March 11, 2002, to form the Razors Football Club.
The rest is history....
RAZORS AT A
GLANCE
TEAM COLOURS: Black, green, and silver (adopted partially from Dingoes)
UNIFORM: Black guernsey with green yoke, silver "blade", silver
numerals. Black shorts with green stripe, outlined in white. Green and black
hooped socks.
HOME GROUND: Gongawurrajawarnangollawonga Oval (aka "the
Wonga")
CLUB PRESIDENT: Creator
GENERAL MANAGER: Stealth Bomber
OMNIPRESENT OBSERVER: God
GONGAWURRAJAWARNANGOLLAWONGA
OVAL
PLAYING GUERNSEY