The Succubae Mantra

Repeat daily to yourself, or print out and hang in a prominent place to maximize charm, appeal, and your deadly succubus self-assurance.


I....

am a Succubae.
am gorgeous.
can seduce men from across a room.
can do this without even trying.
can reduce men to groveling bitches with a smile and a Look.

I...

listen to whatever music I feel like hearing, whether it be Lincoln Park, Nelly Furtado, or Judy Garland.
don't define myself by my music.
cannot be defined by any set of characteristics other than those I make for myself.
don't listen to something because someone ELSE wants me to.
don't like YOUR music--it's mine, too.

I...

dress how I do to tempt you.
don't dress like a supertramp.
am comfortable with every part of me.
am the way I am because it suits me.

I....

am a nerd.
am the hottest damned nerd you know.
think my brain is dead sexy.
don't really care whether you agree.
can calculate, using complex algorithms, how long would take to make you my slave.
can do this math in my head.
can make you my slave without you even knowing it.

I....

look just as hot in my work uniform as I do in my Catholic Girl Outfit.
know this, because it's not a matter of clothes, it's a matter of who's wearing them.
have the potential to make more money than any man because I know this.

I...

am what I want to be.
hate being alone.
call people often to remedy this--can't let a little lonliness get you down.

And if anyone has a problem with this, and can't deal with who I am....

They...

don't deserve to be the concubine of such a powerful Succubae.

written by First Level General Succubae Haywood, 12-19-01.

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