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Episode 101
Cartman says he's not under Alien control.
Kenny dies.

Episode 102
A cool quote from Cartman.

Episode 103
Stan and Kyle make fun of Cartman's Scuzzlebutt story.
Cartman explains the story of Scuzzlebutt.

Episode 104
Stan trys to teach his dog not to be gay.
Mephesto shows the boys his 4 ass monkey.

Episode 105
Shelly beats up Stan for looking at her headgear.
Ms. Crabtree yells at Cartman for standing up and talking.
Ms. Crabtree tells Stan's elephant to take the special ed bus.

Episode 106
Cartman asks why Kyles mom is such a weirdo every month.
Stan's grandpa makes fun of Stan because he won't kill him.

Episode 108
Cartman gets mad because Kyle didn't get Cartman what he wanted for his BD.
Cartman explains to Pip what happened to his invitation.

Episode 109
Cartman yells at Stavin Marvin.
Mr. Garrison asks the children to bring in more diverse foods for Kenny.
Cartman discovers Snaky Cakes in Ethiopia.
The boys meet Starvin Marvin.
The boys see Sally Struthers doing a commercial.

Episode 110 Mr. Hanky
Chef asks where Kyle is.
Kyle takes the first step to recovery: Admitting his problem.
Mr. Hanky sings.
Cartman sings Kyles Mom is a stupid Bitch in D minor
Kyle says Ike's on fire.

Episode 203 Chicken Lover
Cartman asks Stan's dad to step out of the ar for speeding.
Officer Barbrady goes back to school.
A quote from Officer Barbrady.
Mr. Garrison makes fun of Officer Barbrady when he can't read.
Cartman goes undercover as a prostitute and makes a bust.

Episode 204 Ike's Wee Wee
Alcohol is bad.
Kyle thinks someone is gonna chop off his brothers' weewee.
Ike speaks.
Cartman is afraid to stay alone in Kyle's house.
Principal Victoria is upset because Mr. MacKay gave the kids marijuana.
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman, do their Mr. MacKay impressions.

Episode 205 Chinese Dodgeball
When Pip gets mad he throws Dodgeballs really well.
Stan's mom has an aggressive conversation with Kyle's mom.
Chef makes fun of Mrs. Crabtree.
Stan explains the rules of Dodgeball to Pip.
Cartman gets emotional.

Episode 206 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Cartman acts as the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
Uncle Jimbo explains what he's gonna do to beavers on his show.
Cartman looks back on something that wasn't real.

Episode 207 Flashbacks
Ms. Crabtree gets pissed off.
Kyle's mom is having her doubts.
Stan's mom calls Mrs. Cartman.
The bus goes offroad.
Ms. Crabtree finds herself loving someone.
Stan and Kyle ask for some of Cartman's cake.
Cartman jokes around with Kyle and Stan about chocolate cake.
My favorite quote form Ms. Crabtree.

Episode 208 Summer Sucks
Cartman won't get on the sled.
Stan and Kyle joke around about Cartman's kitty.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Mr. Garrison tells a psychologist Mr. Hat is gay.

Episode 209 Hollywood in Southpark
Cartman calls Wendy a bitch.
Chef's Salty Chocolaty Ball's Song
Cartman majorly rips on Tom Hanks.
Cartman argues with his movie producer.

Episode 210 Chicken Pox
Cartman writes a report about how America should be more like Endor.
Cartman spends the night at Kenny's and has no side dishes with his waffles.
Cartman's cool Urkel sleeping bag.
Stan comes to visit Shelly in the hospital with Chicken Pox.

Episode 211 Planetarium
Cartman and his mom fight about him picking his nose.
The Plane*arium dude invites the children in.
Cartman brags about his regional certificate.
Mr. MacKay uses his famous counselor mind reading trick.

Episode 212 The Clubhouse
Cartman offers the ladies a beverage and a snack.
Since Stan's parents got divorced Stan hates his moms new boyfriend.
Stan talks military style.

Episode 213 Cow Days
Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan enter the Chaber-of-farts.
The cows start joing a cult and worshipping a Cow Clock.
Kenny says, "Oh my god they killed Cartman!"
Cartman thinks he dreamt riding a bull as a Vietnamese prostitute.
Minglee (Cartman) the Vietnamese prostitute.

Episode 214 Chef Aid
"I am above the law!"
The start of "Chef Aid".
Cartman's cool and famous, "German Dance".
Mr. Garrison says, "good-bye" to Mr. Trig and accepts Mr. Hat back.
Johny Cockran's famous Chewbecca approach. ex, "This is Chewbecca..."
 

Episode 215 Spooky Fish
Cartman gets pissed when he thinks Stan is gonna send him back to a parallel universe.
The Evil Cartman sings a gay friendship song... *Funny have to hear!!!*
Cartman and the evil Cartman are yelling and being nice to "Kitty". (There are 2 Cartmans on the couch)
Kyle rips on the Evil Cartman and he takes it as a joke.
Cartman sits on Stan vibrating Aunt Flo who has Parkinsons Disease.

Episode 216 Merry Christmas "Charlie Manson"
Cartman sings in the car "Over the river and through the woods..." and Kyle kicjks his seat.
Cousin Elvin finishes his fudgesicle and starts crying, it seems Cartman has it under control...
Cartman's great-grandma want some, "huggies".
Cousin Elvins's fudgesicle makes some road delays for some police on a high speed chase.
Stan's mom doesn't let Stan go on a trip to Cartmans' grandma's house.

Episode 217 The Underpants Gnomes
Cartman rips on Kenny while telling Tweek about being on welfare.
Tweek's Dad gives Officer Barbrady the usual.
Cartman hits one of the underpants gnomes.
The underpants gnomes explain what phase 2 of stealing underpants is.
The underpants gnomes' song.
Cartman and an underpants gnome get in a fight.
The boys get Mr. Garrison in really big trouble with the town. Cartman gets pushy with a gun.

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