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Season One

Something Wicca This Way Comes

Piper: You know how we've been talking about what to do with the spare room? I think you're right, we do need a roommate.
Prue: We can rent the room at a reduce rate in exchange for some help around the house.
Piper: Phoebe's good with a wrench.
Prue: Phoebe lives in New York.
Piper: Not anymore.
Prue: What?
Piper: She left New York. She's moving back in with us.
Prue: You have got to be kidding

Piper: And we're lucky she was so responsible. You and I had it easy, all we had to do was be there.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, I don't need a mum anymore, you know, I need a sister.
(Prue knocks on the door. She's holding a blanket.)
Prue: This was always the coldest room in the house.
Phoebe: Thanks.
(Prue leaves.)

Phoebe: "The Book of Shadows." (She turns the page and starts reading.) "Hear now the words of the witches, the secrets we hid in the night, the oldest of Gods are invoked here, the great work of magic is sought. In this night and in this hour, I'll call upon the ancient power, bring your powers to we sisters three, we want the power, give us the power."
(Prue and Piper enter the attic.)
Prue: What are you doing?
Phoebe: Uh ... reading an incantation. It was in this Book of Shadows, I found it in that trunk.
Piper: How did you get in here?
Phoebe: The door opened.
Piper: Wait a minute, an incantation? What kind of incantation?
Phoebe: It said something about there being three essentials of magic. Uh, timing, feeling and phases of the moon. If we were ever gonna do this, now - midnight on a full moon - is the most powerful time.
Piper: This? Do what?
Phoebe: Receive our powers.
Piper: What powers? Wait, our powers? You included me in this?
Prue: No, she included all of us. (Reading from the book.) "Bring your powers to we sisters three." It's a book of witchcraft.
Piper: Let me see that.

Phoebe: Reading. Is Prue around?
Piper: She went to work early. Reading aloud?
Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible. (She stands up.)
Phoebe: I'm serious. She practiced powers. Three powers. She could move objects with her mind, see the future and stop time. Before Melinda was burned at the stake, she vowed that each generation of Warren witches would become stronger and stronger, culminating in the arrival of three sisters. (They walk to Piper's car.) Now, these sisters would be the most powerful witches the world has ever known. They're good witches and I think we're those sisters.
Piper: Look, I know what happened last night was weird and unexplainable, but we're not witches and we do not have special powers besides, Grams wasn't a witch and as far as we know, neither was mum. (Piper kisses her on the cheek.) So take that Nancy Drew. (She gets in her car.)
Phoebe: We're the protectors of the innocent. We're known as the charmed ones. (Piper drives off.)

[Prue walks up to the desk. Andy is standing there with his back turned.]
Prue: Hi, um, I'm looking for my sister, Phoebe Halliwell.
Nurse: One second please. (to Andy) What's the name again?
Andy: (to nurse) Inspector Andrew Trudeau. Homocide. Dr Gordon's expecting me.
Prue: Andy?
Andy: Prue? I don't believe it. How are you?
Prue: I'm good. How are you?
Andy: Fine. I just can't believe I'm running into you.
Prue: Yeah, I'm picking up Phoebe. She had some kind of accident.
Andy: Is she gonna be okay?
Prue: Yeah, she'll be fine. Um, what are you doing here?
Andy: Murder investigation.

Prue: Phoebe, I do not have special powers. Now, where is the cream?
(The cream moves by itself and fills her cup of coffee with cream.)
Phoebe: Really? That looked pretty special to me.
Prue: Oh my god. So, um, I can move things with my mind?
Phoebe: With how much you hold inside, you should be a lethal weapon by now.
Prue: I don't believe it.
Phoebe: This must mean that Piper can freeze time. (Prue grabs a shot of tequila and drinks it all.) Are you okay?
Prue: No, I'm not okay. You turned me into a witch.
Phoebe: You were born one. We all were. And I think we better start to deal with it.

Phoebe: Then move you headache out of your mind. (She stares angrily at Phoebe and a bottle of aspirin flies off the shelf and Prue catches it.) You move things when you're upset.
Prue: This is ridiculous! I thought that you landed on your arm, not your head.
Phoebe: You don't believe me.
Prue: Of course I don't believe you.
Phoebe: Ro-ger. (A few more bottle of aspirin fly off the shelf.) Now let's talk about Dad and see what happens.
Prue: He's dead, Phoebe.
Phoebe: No, he's moved from New York, but he's very much alive.
Prue: He isn't to me. He died the day he left mom.
Phoebe: What are you talking about? He's always been a major button pusher for you. You're mad he's alive, you're mad I tried to find him, and you're mad I came back. Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad. (All the medicines and bottles fly off the shelves.) Feel better?
Prue: Lots.
Phoebe: The Book of Shadows said our powers would grow.
Prue: Grow to what? (They laugh.)

Jeremy: I am not the only one! I am one of millions! In places you can't even imagine! In forms you would never believe! We are hell on earth!

Phoebe: It's Andy. I told you I heard a man's voice.
Piper: What did he want?
Prue: He asked me out.
Piper: And you said ...?
Prue: I started to say yes and then I stopped. I wondered if I could date. I mean, do witches date?
Piper: Not only do they date but they usually get the best guys.

Thanks For Not Morphing

Andy: Then it's onto ending hunger and creating world peace, right?
Prue: Hmm, what will I do with my Saturdays?
Andy: Funny you should ask. I don't mean to push you but I was wondering if you're not doing anything, I kind of have these tickets but they're for a Warriors game and you probably wouldn't be interested, so...
Prue: Well, Kim can't do any worse than he did last year. Did you see him get creamed by the Lakers?
Andy: Impressive. Is that a yes?

Victor: I was told that you might be able to help me. (He pulls a ring off his finger.) I would like to have this (he puts it on the desk) appraised.
Prue: Well, you would be better off going to the ------- appraiser.
Victor: I've been there. He'd need a week. And I just... I wouldn't feel right without it. It's a family heirloom.
(She picks it up and looks at it.)
Prue: I think I've seen a ring similar to this before. The setting's quite old. At least 17th century. (She walks over to a shelf and picks up a book.) The stone looks like crystallite. Keep in mind this is just an educated guess.
Victor: Please, (he sits down) guess away.
Prue: I am not mistaken. It's a stone that the Egyptians believed would protect them against spells, curses, evil spirits. This wouldn't be a wedding band by any chance would it?
Victor: You tell me.
Prue: The stones are set in two's. The symbol of twoality. Man, woman. Like in protection.
Victor: And what does all that tell you?

Prue: Just when we find out we're witches he shows up. But when mom dies he's no where to be found.
Phoebe: He sent us birthday cards.
Prue: Selective memories. Grams always told us he was a threat to us. There's no reason to think that's changed.
Piper: Prue, it's not that I don't see your point but you knew him, we didn't. Why can't we have a chance to know now?
Prue: Because we really don't know why he's here and until we do we can't trust him.

Victor: I never wanted you to have those powers in the first place. I battled with your grandmother after your mum died. She wanted you to find out you were witches when you grew up. I didn't. I fought for you, hard. Your grandmother was too strong.
Piper: Wait, you're blaming Grams for why you disappeared. She loved us, she raised us.

Prue: Uh, hi, you must be Mr. Wyatt.
Phoebe: The handyman?
Leo: Call me Leo.

Season Two

Murphy's Luck

Phoebe: Hey, I thought you had inventory at the club.
Piper: I do.
Phoebe: So then what are you doing here?
Piper: Trying to figure out what to tell Dan.
Phoebe: About what, honey?
Piper: Leo.
Phoebe: Oh, that. You're not actually writing him a dear John letter are you?
Piper: No, of course not. He deserves more than that. A lot more but it's just hard. I don't wanna hurt him. Dan's a great guy and he's been really good to me and we've never really had any huge problems.
Phoebe: No, I mean the only huge problem is that you really love Leo and he loves you and he gave up his mortality for you.
Piper: I know. Which is obviously good for us but I don't know, lately he's just seems a bit restless.
Phoebe: You're thinking too much again. Stop trying to predict the future, alright. That's my job. Just follow your heart, honey. Good things'll happen.

Piper: No, um, they over shipped. (Leo hands her a box of swizzle sticks and the bottom falls out and they land on the floor.) Ohh.
Leo: It's my fault.
(Piper kneels down and starts picking them up. Leo looks at her.)
Piper: What?
Leo: (laughs) Nothing. (silence) Piper, are you mad at me?
Piper: No, don't be ridiculous. Why would I be mad at you?
Leo: I don't know, that's why I'm asking. What is it?
Piper: It's just, um, Dan.
Leo: Oh. Never mind, sorry I asked.
(Leo stands up.)
Piper: Um, he's-he's going to be... (Piper stands up.) he's going to be very upset when he finds out... (pause) you're the one that I really love.
Leo: Yeah?
Piper: Yeah. (They kiss.) Mmm, no wait, um, we can't do this.
Leo: You just said...
Piper: I-I-I know, but I really need to talk to Dan first. So count. Count.

Piper: What's this?
Prue: Hi, it's me, I'm a professional photographer. Look.
(She points to her name under the photo.)
Phoebe: Yay.
(The doorbell rings.)
Piper: I'll get it.
Phoebe: Wait, what is it's Dan? What if he's back from his trip early?
Piper: Well, then I have to tell him the truth. Just because Leo has his wings back, doesn't change anything.
(Piper goes to answer the door. Phoebe looks at Prue's photo.)
Phoebe: Awesome.
Prue: I know.
Phoebe: I'm so proud of you.
Prue: Thank you.

Piper: Leo, you rang the bell?
Leo: Yeah, I wasn't sure how you'd feel about me orbing in.
(Leo walks inside.)
Piper: I'd feel okay.
Leo: Look, I just wanted to let you know that this wasn't their idea. It was mine and it's-it's not something I wanted to do, it's just...
Piper: Leo, I meant what I said and I thought about this a lot. Whitelighter or not, we can find a way to make this work. Somehow, someway.
Leo: I'm gonna hold you to that.
Piper: You do that.
(They hug.)

How To Make A Quilt Out Of Americans

Phoebe: Piper, what are you doing? Those are your favourite boots.
Piper: I know. Demon blood from one of our vanquishing and I can't get it out and I can't exactly explain it to the shoe repair guy now can I? It's the third damn pair this month.
Phoebe: What's the matter, honey?
Piper: Nothing. I've gotta get to the club. Dan's waiting for me.
Prue: Are you really gonna break up with him?
Piper: Well, I have to. I mean, I love him but I love Leo more. Not that I'm any closer to figuring out how that's gonna work either. Sometimes being a witch sucks.

Dan: You hungry?
Piper: Um, no, unless you are.
Dan: No, I'm fine. What?
Piper: I was thinking that it just seemed like yesterday you moved in next door and we... you know.
Dan: Piper, you don't have to do this.
Piper: Do what?
Dan: Go through this big explanation. I think I know what you wanted to talk to me about. You're breaking up with me aren't you? Is it because of Leo? I'm sorry. It's really none of my business.
Piper: Dan, I will always love you, this doesn't change that. You've been really good to me and treated me incredibly well but I need to try and make this work with Leo and it may not, I don't know. We've never really given it a shot and I want to, I have to. I'm so sorry.
Dan: You don't have to be. You're just being honest with me. We're still gonna be neighbours though, right?
Piper: We better be more than that.
(Dan kisses her on the forehead.)
Dan: Well, I guess I better go.
(Dan grabs his coat and leaves)

Season Three

Beware of this Demonic Soldier of Fortune.
Both powerful and dangerous, he has destroyed countless witches, innocents and demons.
As sinister as he is intelligent, he is not to be trusted.
Belthazor's known abilities includes throwing energy balls and shimmering from place to place, but his powers are probably not limited to these capabilities.
Because there is no known way to defeat him,
Belthazor should be avoided at all costs.
-Book of Shadows

Just Harried

Victor: You know, I could probably get use to having a white lighter as a son-in-law. (Cole comes down the stairs)
Cole: Everybody having fun down here?
Leo: Where do you stand on demons?

Leo: Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we would make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forever as your husband. As my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soulmate. All I am is yours.

Piper: Leo, your the best thing that's ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true. That maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure, and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people I love the most and I feel so proud to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you, and I always will