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Ok, Bazzu's kind enough to give me his site, well part of it, so I now own /me.html! Bazzu being the tight fisted git he is, has made me keep the section about him though...

...so here is Bazzu's life story....
June 30th, 1987, and a new day had begun, it was the beginning of the end, for "Barry John Watson" had been born. Many people were afraid, the earth trembled as everyone shuddered, but things were to get worse, yes, that's right kids, after three years, Barry learnt to talk, suicides increased dramatically, but no-one could stop the unstoppable. Worldwide, people have tried to kill him mentally, but only the world's combined minds could only make him faint. They tried 9 other times, but thus, Barry only fainted another 9 times, Doctor's across Britain defended the public, claiming to Barry that there was no reason to his "mysterious" fainting.
But at 13 years old, Barry experienced ear pains, whether this was an act of Global Mind-Powers, we do not know, but this gave the Doctors the perfect chance, so they started off taking out Barry's tonsils, knowing that getting him to stop speaking for a week would momentarily keep the world sane. And a year after, they carried out their most dramatic attempt to this day. The Evil Doctor Doodie carried Barry through a 4 hour long operation, trying to damage his ear drums and thus giving Barry a smaller chance at life, but he failed, and told Barry that it was a "Success". Barry still had to get tortured every 3 months with an evil ear vacuum, but now, only has to go on an annual account, and the World have seemed to succumb to the inevitable, being that Barry is unstoppable.
The world knew they were in trouble, and come Barry's 14th year, it really did look like the end of the world. First, Barry started watching Star Wars, this gave him 10 hours worth of quotes to maim everyone with, but that was only the beginning, he found karioke, which resorted to a new kind of torture (also known as "Barryoke"). And then even more became tortured when Barry logged onto the internet! Now no-one is safe, Barry can access millions of people through electricity, not only that, but Barry knows how to cook, or rather, he thinks he knows, which causes more trouble for planet Earth.
But, this is not the end! At only 16, it appears he still has many years ahead of him, and that can only be a bad sign.

Bazzu claims to be interested in things, he has a website, so it's a safe bet to say that he finds that interesting, he also likes reviewing films, but what else do we know about the man of a thousand socks? Well, his LieJournal claims that he has many interests, so we tried to discover what some of these interests actually were:

3 Spring Rolls - A mere reference to Teen Girl Squad.
Adolf Hitler - Bazzu doesn't like him, so much as he refers to him, mainly to make Bazzu appear more popular, or something.
AFSJJBDDD - Not so much an interest, as a way of life.
Ahmed Best - The actor plays Jar Jar Binks, how can he not be cool?
An Ally Turns Away - The supposed title to Episode III, Bazzu likes Episode III without even seeing it, he must be an idiot.
ARROWED!!! - A mere reference to Teen Girl Squad.
Blue Man Group - They're a group of men, and they're blue, get over it.
Brunching - It may be dead, but so's Hitler, and he's as popular as ever.
CF 1138 - Jostein made it, and forced Bazzu to like it, not that Bazzu is very difficult to persuade.
Chris Coutts - Bad flash, but funny, well, only to one person, Bazzu.
Cliff Yablonski - Cliff hates everybody, Bazzu finds this trait admirable.
Clones Attacking - I'm a clone...I'm attacking...
Costanza Falcon - Nick made it, and forced Bazzu to like it.
Danger Mouse - He's fantastic, he's the best, Bazzu likes things that are his opposite.
Douglas Adams - The funniest dead guy since ever.
DVDs - Digital Versatile Discs are what make life worth living, for Bazzu at least.
Ewan McGregor - He likes him, but only in a "He's cool" way. Sure Bazzu, whatever you say.
Family Guy - It seems today, that all you see is The Simpsons, now that Fox cancelled this comedy of fun.
Final Fantasy - It's good, because the final one, wasn't the final one, but the *final* one, is the final one...so far.
Futurama - It was Simpsons, but with science fiction, and more humour, this appealed to Bazzu.
Guimp - Bazzu, a self-confessed gimp, thought he had found his friend here.
Hating Fox - They cancelled Futurama, Family Guy, and Married With Children lasted longer than one episode, I blame Fox.
HHGTTG - If you don't knwo what it means, you never will, or will you? Yeah, probably.
Homestar Runner - If you haven't heard of it, you don't deserve a link
ITC Complaints - One of Bazzu's more normal Hobbies
Jar Jar Binks - Hesa being so smilin' to seeing himsa insa Episodesa IIIsa. Bazzu probably speaks better gungan than me, Bob.
Jeg Har Bange Anelser - Luke made it, but didn't force Bazzu to like it, Luke wouldn't care about that sort of thing. The phrase is also "cool", only to Norwegians and Idiots though, Bazzu gets this on both accounts.
John Williams - He left a boy band to go solo, and ended up doing to film scores to Star Wars, E.T., Inidana Jones, Harry Potter, Jurassic Park, and many, many more.
Keira Knightley - Some actress that was in Star Wars, so.
Ludovico Einaudi - After the boy band broke up completely, Ludovico went solo, however wasn't too successful, but he really should be.
Marion & Geoff - Rob Brydon talking, comedically.
MSG'D! - A mere reference to Teen Girl Squad.
MST3K - Bazzu only has one Mystery Science Theatre 3000 experience, but he liked it, and insisted on stating so.
Natalie Portman - Some actress that was in Star Wars, so.
Orbs Of Energy - Nick forced Bazzu to like this, other he would take Bazzu's socks and give them to Luke, no-one wanted that.
Possums - A mere reference to Teen Girl Squad.
Quantum Leap - Oh boy.
Queen - After a hard day's work, there's nothing Bazzu likes more than listening to Elizabeth.2
Rob Brydon - He's Welsh, he's funny, just like Bazzu, only, not, shut up.
Sci-fi - Science Fiction is the best kind of fiction there is. It's also the best type of science there is.
Socks - He likes socks, his socks control him, his socks are his very essence, his very being, socks think, therefore he am.
South Park - It's an adult cartoon not on Fox, woah.
Spaced 1999 - Jon kicked Bazzu's teeth in until he accepted it, that was the worst five seconds of his life.
Sporb - On the seventh day, Luke made sporb, on the 800th day, Bazzu actually acknowledged it's existence.
Star Wars - N/A
Steve Buscemi - Funny actor from most cult films and more.
Stomp - Bazzu used to dance with brooms, Stomp took it one stage further.
Teen Girl Squad - A mere reference to Teen Girl Squad.
The Simpsons - Unknown cartoons made aeons ago, unfortunately, it was never successful.
Watermelons of Energy - Sounds like something Hitler would do.
Weebl & Bob - 'lo Weebl, 'lo Bob. Bazzu liked it *before* MTV existed.
Your Mother - Ah, this was used wrong, but only once, Bazzu didn't learn his lesson about using Your Mother jokes on unfortunate people, ah well.