| Ticket To Ride |
A cover of the Beatles classic to open things up. Thanks to McCartney and also Lennon, for not suing me yet. |
| Track Number 2 |
Put in a sensible place on the album, this Baz Original sure is horrid. Thanks to... anyone who could have got offended and didn't. |
| Angels |
A cover of Robbie Williams' No. 4 hit. You'll laugh, hopefully, because I did, halfway through. |
| Help, Help! |
A Baz Original which was written several years ago, but given a hardcore noise later on. [Should Link Fail, E-mail Me] |
| Rocket Man |
Arguably the best cover on the album. Thanks to Elton John for not suing my ass. And the end is me slurping water, not spitting. |
| 5 A.M. |
Perhaps the most hilarious Baz Original track. And yeah, there's an important message there. |
| Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me |
I attack more of Elton John's finest work, and yeah, it's scary. [Should Link Fail, E-mail Me] |
| You're Not Welcome Here |
This scary beast was created at pretty much the last chance. You sunk my battleship, bitch. [Should Link Fail, E-mail Me] |
| Something |
One of my favourite Beatles songs, thanks a lot, George! What way to show my affection but to destroy it? |
| This Girl, She's Special |
The minute I had made this song, I knew something magical had just happened. This song was the template for the Baz Originals and gave Under The Covers it's definite flavour. |
| Losing My Religion |
This R.E.M. cover would be better, if I sang along correctly nearer the end. But in a way, it destroys the humour. |
| Air Guitar |
A song written by me many years ago, I was thrilled to be able to get it on the album. |
| Helium Medley |
Inspired by a previous '60s medley, I merged some great (and also bad) songs together for hilarity's sake. |
| My Way |
What other song could complete this album? I feel as if I made Sinatra's song my own (as in, terrible). |
| Sgt. Pepper's Distraught Medley |
If this was actually on a CD, it'd be a hidden track. Every single Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band song merged together in a far shorter time. It'll scare the graves off of your folks. |
| Blue Danube - Composer's Commentary |
It's long, and weak in quality at specific times. But, that's what you'd expect from me. |
| Moonlight Sonata - Composer's Commentary |
If I was Rob Brydon, but poorer, and less talented, I'd have made this. |
| Deblon Rap |
Mr. TTS and Justin Timberlake's Cry Me A River cause this to suck arse. I mean, great. |
| Education |
Not only did I quote movies, songs, and books, I also added my own jerkbility, and came across as perfectly insane. |
| Jostein Rap |
Mr. TTS and John Williams' Indiana Jones work creates something fun for all the [Hakestad] family. |
| Kramer Rap |
Mr. TTS and Lou Reed's Take A Walk On The Wild Side create a massacre of fun |
| Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch |
This is me attempting to pronounce such a place name. Also, I only even know how to be close by singing it a lá the Llanfair PG Rap. |
| Lleoliad |
Nick and Luke wanted to know how to say "Lleoliad" (which means "Location") alas, I speak Wenglish, not Welsh. I threw in some more words, though. |
| Luke Rap |
Mr. TTS and the Blues Brothers tune join forces to cause pain to you, the listeners. |
| Nick Rap |
Mr. TTS and 1000 Clowns' (Not The) Greatest Rapper make some stuff for shits and giggles. |
| 0022 |
I made this at 00:22, being very tired it turned into a poor man's 5 A.M. |
| '60s Medley |
Some lovely songs, including those featured in That '60s CF Show! Terrible. |
| Walking Back To San Jose |
I mixed Dionne Warwick's Do You Know The Way To San Jone with Helen Shapiro's Walking Back To Happiness, it nearly, nearly, works. |
| Luke Mess |
I over-lapped some of Luke's mp3s on top of each other. I regretted it later. |
| Woah Woah Postman Pat Yeah Yeah |
I mixed our favourite Postman's theme tune with Blofeld's Woah Woah Nah Nah Nah, and it was GREAT [at killing people's will to live]. |
| Queen Dirt |
Like the Sgt. Pepper's mess, but with Queen's GHV1 album. It stinks, but so do you. |
| Get Down |
I totaly made a mockery of the dance music showbiz by creating this ironic bucket of manrape which features surprisingly few words. |
| Milkman |
Luke wanted more words than "get" and "down" in a song, so I made this. It's so crazy it'll make your head spin on the dancefloor like a spinster. |
| Throttle |
Yes, this whole "song" was made just because I wanted to rhyme throttle with bottle. |