Around the House
(Things you don't want the neighbours to see...)
You make liver and onions for dinner, and then your wife asks where the Lily bulbs she left on the counter went...
You find out you have been making your lunch with Miss Mew all week...
You have to admit it's one way to prepare for retirement...
You close the utensil drawer with your hip and discover a fork sticking out...
At 4 AM you touch one of the prongs while plugging in the toaster...
Not getting the message, you do the same thing with the kettle at 4.05 AM...
Now totally clued out, you rinse your electric shaver under the tap...
More House.
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