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Arizona Traffic Cone Preservation Society

Cone Killers

Horrible People

The following is a list of the evilest people in the world: people who hate cones. If you meet these people, take immediate precautions and hide any cones in the area. If you meet them in the absensce of cones, throw pebbles at them from a distance or dig a pothole, unguarded by cones, for them to drive into.

Ed - Sandra D. High School
 
 
The other day, I posted a comment alluding that all Sandra D. people are cone killers. Our most recent AZ TCPS member has proved me wrong and kritik-ed me for my generalization, and I would like to apologize to the Cone Lovers at S.D.H.S.

Do you know an evil cone hater? Email us and alert the community to that danger!

Do not allow yourself to be drawn to violent action against a cone.