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SKYLAR(to her mum): Y'know, Boromir's hair is almost as
greasy as Snape's...
MUM: Yeah, it is....
BROTHER: What what about Boromir and Snape?...
SKYLAR: They're gay lovers.
~~Conversation while watching Fellowship of the
Ring. Sky's page is here.
'I was suggesting to Peter yesterday he should insert some love interest
for Gandalf in a later one. He suggested Galadriel... I said, no, I was thinking more of someone like Legolas.'
~~Sir Ian McKellen and his on-scene fantasy
So I wait and I watch And I feel his breath against my face, Cool
and brave. His salt licks my skin, His promise brushes my hair. His fury drives the wind to touch my cheek and
whisper something I can't hear.
I think he loves me. I think he comes to see me. I am young. I
will learn.
~~'Something I Can't Hear', Terry Moore
Tephra: ' PS: And Snape was supposed to
be UGLY, morons.'
Janetmweiss: ' Yeah,
well, if that's the case, then they screwed up the casting. Alan Rickman is sex on legs. *cracks knuckles* Though, with a
little assistance, I'm sure I could turn him into sex on his back tied to my bed. *looks around* Anyone willing to help kidnap
him with me?'
Morgana_Snape: ' LOL well if they wanted
a repulsive, ugly Snape they shouldn't have cast Alan "my voice gives women multiple orgasms" Rickman should they?!? Now if
they'd only had Sean Bean for Lupin or Black (he would have needed a wig to play Black as he's a blond) the whole thing would
have been sex-City! LOL! Gary Oldman is a fine actor but he isn't really very sexy is he?!? Neither is David Thewlis *sobs*.
But Alan!! *shags Alan as well* I volunteer for the precarious task
of seducing and debauching this debonair, sexy gentleman who is old enough to be my dad but I JUST DON'T CARE! BWAAA! He's
lovely. '
JOHN CONSTANTINE: And I can see
the clouds. They look kind of solid. And the ground below them. That looks really solid. It's a long way to fall. And
I'm falling... I don't want to die. I don't want to fall. I tell myself it's not the fall, falling doesn't hurt... it's when
you stop.
~~The Sandman, Dream a Little Dream of Me
ROSE WALKER, talking to Desire about love: ' Love takes
hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like
"maybe we should just be friends" or "how very perceptive" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart.'
~~The Sandman, The Kindly Ones
"I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his
dog - without being expected to take it home with me." ~~ Frank A. Clark
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just
believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand
why I dismiss yours." ~~ Sir Stephen Henry Roberts (1901-1971)
"Man will never be free until the last king
is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." ~~ Denis Diderot (1713-1784)
"Hell is paved with good samaritans." ~~ William
M. Holden
"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you
because you are all the same." ~~ Unknown
"When they took the Fourth Amendment, I was silent because I don't
deal drugs. When they took the Sixth Amendment, I kept quiet because I know I'm innocent. When they took the Second Amendment,
I said nothing because I don't own a gun. Now they've come for the First Amendment, and I can't say anything at all." ~~ Tim
Freeman
If the radiance of a thousand suns Were to burst at once into
the sky That would be like the splendor of the Mighty one ... I am become Death, The shatterer of Worlds.
~~Bhagavad Gita, chapter 10, verse 34
Xavier: "You wanted me to get my mental powers back, monster... well,
have them I do."
Nina: "Bet you feel stupid now, don't you doodie-head."
Gambit: "Well dat's a rallyin' cry if e'er I did hear one."
~~(If you know which X-book this is from, please tell me?)
"..Every man has a price to charge and a price to pay."
~~Gambit
"My phone got lucky!"
~~Nate Toleman
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