Eddchi Muyo!
Episode 2 - No Need For Attractions
by: Double T
We last left off with the Eds having a chemical solution that Edd made to make people like them. Ed and Edd followed Eddy in their new scam. Then, Eddy was thinking of a way for kids to drink the "love solution" and . . .
"Hey look guys," Eddy yelled, pointing at a few kids in the cul-de-sac, "Our first pigeons! Oh . . . uh . . . costumers, I mean." Ed and Edd looked and they knew well who Eddy wanted to test first. Kevin, who was with Nazz. "Why Kevin first Eddy?" Edd asked, "Are you just jealous, because Nazz and he are always ‘hanging-out’ together?" Eddy stammered, as he tried to make a good answer, and sweating. "Uh . . . I . . . want . . . to . . . uh," Eddy stammered, then he spoke at the top of his head, "Oh yeah? And what about you and Sarah?" Edd gasped. "Oh Eddy!" Edd said angrily, "Shame on you!" "Yeah right! Why?" Eddy said as a comeback. "Well Eddy," Edd said, "It’s because I asked you first!" "Oh," Eddy argued, "A smart guy!" "Hey look!" Ed said, breaking their argument and bringing them back to reality.
Edd and Eddy finally came back to reality. "Hmm . . ." Eddy thought, then he said to Edd, "Hey Double D! Think of a way for people to drink this stuff." The Eds wondered how they were going to make people drink the formula. "Oooo! I know!" Ed shouted, "Okay. What we do is make the zombie hypno-ghost, from the "Mind Controller that Attacked the Big Town" movie, to hypnotize the kids to drink the drinkie-thing so the kids will also turn into zombies." Edd and Eddy paused to look if Ed was okay. Then Edd thought of a more reasonable idea. "My suggestion is to make a drink sale and -" Edd said. "No way!" Eddy interrupted, "We already did that scam! Don‘t you remember that?" Edd gave a small flashback of that time. Edd soon realized that Eddy had fooled him. "Ha, ha, ha," Edd sarcastically said to Eddy, "Very good Eddy. I remember that!" Eddy snickered at Edd and turned back to Kevin and Nazz.
Eddy, without thinking what to do, went out and went to Kevin and Nazz. "What do you want dork?" Kevin asked. "Um," Eddy said, thinking of what to say next, "Just your local sales-Eddy at your service." Kevin didn’t seem to fall for it, but Nazz said, "What kind of service do you serve Eddy?" Eddy blushed. He had been waiting for Nazz to say those words. "Well Nazz," Eddy calmly said, "I serve these delicious and refreshing drinks." Eddy showed Nazz Edd’s potion in a small cola bottle. "Wow!" Nazz exclaimed, "Cool Eddy!" Then Nazz thought of Eddy’s passion for money. "Eddy?" Nazz asked, "Will this drink cost anything? You know? Like what you usually do?" Eddy almost forgot about the price for the first time, probably because of how much he likes Nazz. "Pssssttt!" Edd whispered to Eddy. Eddy turned to Edd. "Eddy," Edd continued, "Make the drink free." Eddy was too nervous, should he make it free or should he make them pay? "Um . . .," Eddy stammered, "It’s . . . uh . . . 25 cents!" "Oh dear," Edd said, "A faux pas!" "What’s ‘right’ Double D?" Ed asked. "Eddy made Kevin and Nazz pay. He can’t even make it free! The regular price as usual, is now half price!" "Oh," Ed said, but without understanding what Edd had said.
"So," Eddy convinced, "What’ll it be? Will that be cash, or cash?" Kevin gave a thought about it, but Nazz seemed to be excited. "Sure Eddy," Nazz agreed, holding out a quarter. Eddy was so happy. Nazz was happy. Kevin was mad. "Come on Nazz," Kevin said, "Let’s get away from these dorks." "Bye Eddy," Nazz waved "bye" to Eddy, with her "drink."
"Can you believe it guys?" Eddy said joyfully, "They actually fell for it!" "Well Eddy," Edd corrected, "Nazz was the only one who bought it." "So what," Eddy teased, "Look at what I got." Eddy was shaking his jar with just one quarter in it. "But Eddy," Ed said. "What is it, Mono brow?" "There’s only a quarter in it," Ed said. "Who cares?" Eddy said. "I do!" Ed shouted and he ran to the other side of the cul-de-sac, laughing, with Edd and Eddy running behind him. "Slow down Ed!" Eddy yelled out. "Ed!" Edd shouted, "Please Ed! Wait up for us!"
At the other end of the cul-de-sac, the Eds saw Rolf. First, the Eds persuaded Rolf. "And it’s guaranteed too," Eddy said, after he told Rolf all about it. Rolf agreed, even though he didn’t catch Eddy’s drift. He thought about it, and he finally said, "Okay Eddy-boy. Sure." Rolf rummaged in his pockets, and he pulled out a quarter. "Here," Rolf said, and he took one bottle from Eddy. "Come on boys," Eddy slyly said to Ed and Edd, "Let’s keep this gravy train rollin’"
After Rolf, the Eds went to give Johnny and Plank a visit. They knocked on Johnny’s door, and Johnny says, "Who’s there?" "Eddy," Eddy said. "Eddy who?" Johnny said. Ed got into the joke, and he says, "Eddy comes after a ‘c.’" Ed laughs. Johnny then opens the door, as if what Ed said was like a password. "Hi guys," Johnny greeted. "Oh, uh, hey Johnny," Eddy said, flatly with a bit of friendliness, just to let Johnny know that they were his "friends." "Plank says, ‘What’s that in your hand Eddy?’" Johnny says. Eddy looked and he said, "This?" Johnny nods and Eddy continues to say what the drink was, not letting Johnny know what the drink really was. Johnny and Plank bought the drink, and paid Eddy a quarter. Then Eddy thought of another way to get more money. "Hey Johnny!" Eddy said. Johnny went back to Eddy. "Plank forgot to pay." Eddy continued, holding out his jar. Johnny gave Eddy another quarter and finally the Eds left.
Next, they went over to Sarah and Jimmy, who were playing with their dolls. "Aaahhhhhhh!!!" Jimmy screamed when he saw the Eds, "Sarah! Help! Eds!" Sarah turned and growled at the Eds, as Eddy walked over to them. "Lighten up Sarah," Eddy said, ignoring her anger. Sarah became more aggressive than before. Before, Eddy can tell what he was going to give them, Sarah jumped all over them, and shoved Edd and Eddy inside Ed’s mouth. Then, she threw them outside, as if they were garbage bags. "Leave Jimmy alone!" Sarah yelled, and she slammed the door.
Eddy was so mad at Sarah. He made Edd think up a plan to make Sarah buy the product. "No Eddy!" Edd said, "I’ve help you far enough! Anyway, what can I do?" "Make pizza?" Ed responded. Eddy then remembered the time they were making pizza. Sarah was in love with Edd at that time. "That’s it!" Eddy shouted. "Oh no," Edd said worriedly. Edd knew that Eddy always thought of something very extreme to make money. Edd tried to run away from Eddy, but Eddy told Ed to carry Edd and bring him back to Ed’s house.
To be continued . . .
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