Eddchi Muyo!
Episode 3 - No Need For A Party
by: Double T
Eddy scam is finally working out! Eddy persuades the kids in the cul-de-sac to buy Edd’s potion drink. When Eddy tells Sarah about the product, Sarah throws him outside, which made Eddy mad at her. Eddy gets a plan to make Sarah buy the drink, and he makes Edd . . .
At Ed’s house, Eddy locked Edd in Ed’s room. Edd couldn’t stand it in there. He kept seeing things. Edd’s imagination went wild against him. He saw dirt moving toward him, and he’s getting dirty. Edd became so neurotic, that he jumped on the door, trying to turn the doorknob. He realized he couldn’t and fell to the floor. Edd stood back up and he yelled as loud as he can, forgetting his manners and politeness, "Eddy! Open this door right now! Please Eddy! Let me out this instant! Eddy! The dust and grime are taking advantaging me! Ed? Eddy?!" Edd continues yelling, with Eddy ignoring. Ed followed Eddy, also ignoring Edd.
Ed and Eddy went up to Sarah’s room. Eddy took a peek inside. "Okay Ed," Eddy whispered. "Okay Eddy," Ed said, and he nearly shouted. Eddy looked around Sarah’s room, for an outfit that would love Edd for. "Let’s see," Eddy said, looking at an outfit that Edd would give back to Sarah. Eddy looked and looked, and he finally found one. "Come on Ed," Eddy said. Ed and Eddy went back to Ed’s room.
When Ed and Eddy reached Ed’s room, Eddy knocked on the door. "Hey Double D," Eddy said, "Open up. It’s us." There was no answer. It was all quiet as if Edd wasn’t there. Ed and Eddy got worried, and they broke through the door. "Double D?" they shouted. All they can see is a pile of dirt in the middle of the room. It moved a bit, with a hand popping out of it. It was Edd’s hand. "Double D?" Eddy asked, looking closer at the dirt pile. Edd rose out, with Ed thinking that Edd was a zombie. "Look out Eddy!" Ed warned, "Double D’s a zombie!" Edd had an angry face, and he yelled at Eddy, "Eddy! Look at what you did to me! Now, I’m all filthy! I have dirt, soot, germs, and bacteria on me! Get it off! Get it off!" "Alright Double D!" Eddy yelled back. Edd cleaned up, and the Eds continued on.
Eddy told Edd what to do. "No!" Edd yelled, "Eddy, I will not help you in this mindless scam, any longer!" Eddy got mad at Edd and he said, "I’ll tell Sarah for you." "What can you say Eddy?" Edd argued, "She hates you!" "Not for long, she won’t" Eddy said, "And besides, I can write a letter to her, from you, that you love her. She’ll crawl all over you for it." Edd hated that. He knew that he had only 2 choices. "No!" Edd answered. Eddy snapped his fingers, and Ed grabbed Edd again. "Oh no," Edd moaned. "Come on Ed," Eddy said.
The Eds went to Eddy’s house. "Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!" Edd screamed, "Eddy stop!" Eddy rummaged though his closet for Edd to wear for his scam to be complete. He took out a pair of long blue jeans, white socks, a green tie, nvy sunglasses, and a black sweater. "You’re not going to make me wear those useless items!" Edd said, with his arms trapped by Ed’s grip. "Aw, come on Double D," Eddy pleaded, holding out the outfits, "I’ve looked so hard in finding these cool clothes." Eddy knew that Edd couldn’t resist being polite. "Oh," Edd whimpered, "Okay." Edd didn’t even know what he just said. Ed let go of him, and Edd took Eddy’s clothes. "Fine," Edd mumbled, "I’ll do it, Eddy."
Edd went to another room, and changed clothes. Eddy went impatient. "Hurry up Double D!" Eddy called out to the room Edd was in. "Don’t rush me Eddy," Edd warned, and he came out of the door. Ed and Eddy looked at Edd. Edd didn’t feel comfortable in his new looks. "Um, Eddy?" Ed asked, not knowing who Edd really is now, "Who’s that?" Eddy was too amazed and excited about Edd. All he said to Ed was, "Come on Ed! Time is money! Grab Double D!" Ed grabbed Double D, and followed Eddy. Eddy went back to Jimmy’s house to where Sarah and Jimmy were playing. On their way, Eddy noticed a flower, just like the one that made Sarah love Edd from before. Eddy picked the flower, and gave it to Edd, and they continued their way back to Jimmy’s house.
When the Eds arrived at Jimmy’s house, Edd went up to the front door. While he rang the doorbell, Eddy snuck a bottle in his pocket, but Edd caught him. "What are you doing Eddy?" Edd asked. "Um . . ." Eddy stammered, then he reminded Edd, "You get in there, and you woo over Sarah, and trick . . . uh . . . I mean . . . offer the drink, got it?" Edd sighed and he just agreed. Anyway, the door was opening, and Eddy went away and hid.
When the door opened, it was Sarah. "Double D?" Sarah said, shocked to see Edd in his new looks. "Hi Sarah," Edd said, worriedly, and hoping that Eddy’s plan worked. Sarah didn’t know why, but she invited him in. Edd then gave Sarah the flower, in which Sarah became impressed. Sarah asked if Edd would join her in a tea party. Edd remembered what Eddy told him, so, he agreed, as if he was under his self-control. "Oh my," Edd said to himself, as he walked over to Sarah’s tea table, "I’m being manipulated! I‘m being manipulated by my own two friends!" Edd sighed and sat down on Sarah’s chair. Edd then got an idea. He would pour the drink in Sarah’s teapot, and she would drink it, and then, his job would be done. "I’ll be right back, Double D," Sarah said, "I’ll just check on Jimmy." "Al right Sarah," Edd said. When Sarah was gone, Edd got the bottle out of his pocket, and poured it in the teapot. Edd was just done, when Sarah returned.
Sarah poured some "tea" in her cup, and drank some. Edd was sweating nervously, wondering if the drink worked. After 5 minutes, Sarah had hearts in her eyes. Then, back to normal, but her behavior wasn’t back to normal. "Oh Double D," Sarah said, dreamily, "Do you like the way I arranged ‘our’ tea party?" Edd became more timorous as Sarah’s behavior became sentimental. Edd tried to distract Sarah, by shrieking, "Oh my!" "What is it Double D?" Sarah asked. Edd pointed outside the window, where Jimmy was playing, and yelled, "Sarah, look! Jimmy’s in danger! You better go outside and help him, Sarah! Before it‘s too late!" Sarah almost went for it, but she just said to Edd, "Oh, Jimmy can take care of himself Double D. All I have is you again." Edd became scared. He knew what happened when Sarah had a crush on him. Disaster and chaos hit. "Um . . ." Edd said, trying to think of a way to get Sarah’s attention away from him, "Sarah?" "Yes, Double D?" Sarah dreamily said. "May I please be permitted to use your . . . um . . . washroom?" Edd then gave an embarrassed chuckle for asking such a stupid question. "Okay," Sarah said, not even knowing what Edd was saying. Edd then had his chance to escape. As soon as he was out of Sarah’s sight, he rushed out the door, nearly screaming his lungs out. Edd didn’t mind where he was going, and he almost ran over Ed and Eddy, who were waiting outside.
Edd kept running, and he then bumped into Ed, stopping him. Ed picked Edd from his hat, with Edd making a frightened look in his face. Ed and Eddy didn’t know why. "What happened in there Double D?" Eddy asked. "Eddy!" Edd said, "It was horrible Eddy! Sarah has another crush on me again!" "So?" Eddy said, as if he didn’t care. Edd shivered over the thought of Sarah’s crush. "What are we going to do now?!" Edd shouted. Eddy kept on thinking what they can do next.
To Be Continued . . .
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