Eddchi Muyo!
Episode 4 - No Need For Kankers
by: Double T
Edd was being manipulated by Eddy’s scam, and he was used to lure Sarah to drink his "home-made" concoction. When Sarah leaves the room, Edd pours it in Sarah’s teapot. She drinks the "tea" and she has another crush on Edd. Edd tries to distract her and he runs away. Edd ran outside, bumping into Ed and Eddy. Eddy then thinks up a plan of what they would do . . .
"Hmm," Eddy thought. "Sarah’s just like Marie," Edd said to himself. Eddy then thought of what they would do. "That’s it!" Edd shouted, "We can give this drink to the Kankers!" "Kankers?!" Ed and Edd yelled in fright. Then Edd asked, "Why would you want the Kankers love us? They already do!" "This potion can let them fall for some other guy," Eddy said. "But Eddy,-" Edd tried to explain. Eddy started run up to the Kankers’ trailer park, and Ed and Edd had to follow him.
At the trailer park, the Eds looked around to see if the Kankers were around. The coast was clear. "No Kankers here," Eddy affirmed, "Let’s go!" The Eds cautiously walked to the Kankers’ trailer.
Eddy turned the doorknob, which was unlocked. "Intriguing," Edd said, "The door’s unlocked. The trailer is either unsecured or the Kankers are tying to trick us." "How can the Kankers trick us Double D?" Eddy asked. "You do know how the Kankers can trick us Eddy," Edd responded, "They always trick us into something!" Ed broke their argument by saying, "Look guys!" Ed was pointing to something in the Kankers’ kitchen. When they looked to what Ed was pointing at, they didn’t seem to care, but Ed did. "Chunky Puffs!" Ed joyfully shouted, and he ran to the kitchen, and ate some of the cereal. Edd and Eddy didn’t seem to care, but when Ed opened the refrigerator to get milk for the Chunky Puffs, the 2 saw a pitcher. Eddy snatched a bottle out of Edd’s hand, and he poured it in the pitcher.
After a while, the Eds heard something out the door. What they heard was giggling. "Kankers!" the Eds whispered. They had to think quick. Ed picked up Edd and Eddy and he rushed out the window. They got a bit stuck as they went through the window, but they just made it through, the second the Kankers went in. The Eds watched from the window so they can see if the Kankers would fall for the drink scam. "I’m beat!" Lee said, exhaustedly, "Finding those Eds is hard work."
Outside, Edd teased Eddy, "Now I see why Lee and you hould be a perfect match." "Yeah right! Why?" Eddy asked, full of curiosity and suspicion. "Because Eddy," Edd continued, "She and you both have improper grammar." Eddy glowered. Ed laughed and said, "Good trick Double D!" "Thank you Ed," Edd said, and he acted very stately in front of Eddy.
Meanwhile, in the Kankers were fixing themselves a drink. May got the pitcher, but she noticed something different about it. "Hey Marie," May said. "What do you want May?" Marie asked, holding some cups, "I’m busy!" "That’s something about this drink," May continued. The Eds started to worry about what they were thinking. Lee got involved to what May and Marie were wondering about. "Hey!" Lee shouted, "Where’s my drink!" "There’s something weird with this drink Lee," May said, pointing at the pitcher. "What’s so weird about it?" Lee asked. "I don’t remember we have this flavor," May said, "It’s seems to be cherry." "So?" Lee asked. "‘So,’" May continued, "I mostly like the lemon-lime flavored drinks." "Aaahhhh!!!" Lee screamed.
Eddy laughed and he imitated what Edd did to him. "Hey Ed," Eddy said. Ed looked at him, smiling. "Yes Eddy?" Ed said. "You know why you and May would make a great couple?" Eddy asked. "What happened Eddy?" Ed asked, not knowing what Eddy was talking about. "It’s because you both act like that," Eddy teased, and laughed. Ed thought about it, and he laughed too.
The Eds continued to watch from outside, while the Kankers had a drink. "Ah," Marie said, "That drink felt better." The Kankers started to relax and watched their TV. As soon as 5 minutes, the Kankers started to have a more deep love for the Eds. "Hey girls," Lee said dreamily, "Let’s go visit the Eds." That made the Eds frightened.
Soon, the Eds lost their balance hanging on the window. They fell off, making a crashing sound. The Kankers heard it, and rushed outside to see what happened outside. The Kankers were surprised to see who was outside. "It’s the Eds!" May shouted.
"Aaaahhhhhh!!!" the Eds shouted, and they tried to get up, but they were trapped under the debris that they used to stand one when they watched from the Kankers’ window, plus, Ed was on top of Edd and Eddy, which made it even more hard to escape. The Eds quivered as the Kankers came closer to them. The Kankers took them in their trailer, and cornered them. The Kankers told them to stay where they were, and they went to fix themselves up.
Meanwhile, Eddy asked Edd why the Kankers love them. "I guess the experimental concoction that I made seemed to force the Kankers to love us, differing with what you were thinking Eddy," Edd explained. "‘Experimental!’" Eddy yelled, interrupting Edd, "Why’d you do that Double D? Making that stuff experimental?!" "But Eddy," Edd said, "I already gave you a warning about this!" The Kankers shortly came back. "Hey Eds," the Kankers said, "Ready!" When the Eds saw the Kankers, they all screamed, and they tried to run away. This time, it worked.
"Run for it!" Eddy yelled. The Eds ran all the way back to their cul-de-sac. While at the Kankers’ trailer, the Kankers became upset. "Our treasure’s getting away!" May cried. "Don’t worry May," Marie said. "That’s right girls," Lee confirmed, "We’ll think of a way to get our Eds back. We’ll think of a plan."
To be continued . . .
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