THE FIRST ANNUAL MST3K WACKY RACES: PART 6
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Whaheeee!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: BloodFairy
Everyone "Here I come prepare to eat big sweaty alcoholic guy beverage powered defeat! Woh-ha-ha-ha-urg..swallowed a bug!"
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frozen honey?! -the hell?!!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: manosgirl
We're spinning out again Tina!
I...must...correct...this...yes...I've...almost...got it!!!
YES!! We've made it Tina!!
Oh shut up I did the best I could do. At least we're past the frozen honey.
Now LET'S BOOGIE!!!!
VVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And the crowd gets drunk.
Date: 3/24/2000
From: LadyKenobi
Servo and Crow, caught up in all the vrooooming excitement, decide to organize a race of their own. They get about two feet before realizing that the further they go, the more distance they place between themselves and the peach Schnapp's. The race is called due to mutual laziness.
Joel, while tinkering with his electric paper towl holder and rolltop desk, looks up at the track and comments, "Hey. Honey."
"Yes, Joel-my-joy?" Lady Kenobi says.
Mike laughs and laughs mocks Lady Kenobi for thinking Joel was hitting on her conservative ass. He then realizes the error of his ways when she blocks his access to the ice cubes.
Lady Kenobi just drinks. "My ass is NOT conservative," she is heard to mutter.
"I always thought it was a Reform sort of ass, myself," Crow offers.
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Puma Man looks thru the van window
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Cavewoman
Oh baby!! What are you guys doing? Torgo, come over here!
(Puma Man throws Shcmoe out the window to see if he can fly)
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I INVENTED Deep Hurting!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Sidehacker
...buddy-boy! I AM Dr. Clayton Forrester, after all! BWAHAHA!!
Ahem.
The Crawling Eye "breathes" its freezing fog at the Zigra spaceship. This causes its machinery to shut down/tissues to freeze up (WHICHEVER it is, we're still not sure.)
While the Zigra spaceship is frozen and unable to move just a few feet above the ground, Gaos slithers over and breathes a laser beam at its unprotected belly from underneath!
(I learned this trick from fighting Chaos 6 on Sonic Adventure--ya FREEZE it, then ya HIT its tummy with your spines! BWAHAHA!)
This knocks the spaceship way the heck back up into the air, and damages it some too.
Oh, and then Gaos blows all the dust from the sandstorm away with his wings.
HA!
And Sidehacker, after having beamed in a pair of protective goggles/face-mask/oxygen mask combination thingie from "Rocketship X-M", in case this should happen again, ZOOMS INTO THE LEAD!
HUZZAH!
--Clay--
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**Mic has NO clue where she is...
Date: 3/24/2000
From: MiSTie_93874
in the race. She's just chugging along somewhere, probably in last.**
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A haiku
Date: 3/24/2000
From: HenryX
Hot winds blow the sand
Across a dreary landscape.
Dammit, where am I?
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Sand in my shorts!Ewww!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: BloodFairy
Not like I can steer anywhere but ahead at this speed!(blazes into sandstorm where heat from Mitchell malt powered exhaust turns sand grains into small glass swan figurines in wake)
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CALTROPS AHOY!!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Morgoth_Bauglir
An' there'll be jest a few little spiky presents fer yer pleasure here on this fine evenin'!!!
Bread and Gravy TURBOCHARGE!!!
Zipping ahead,
Morgoth
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(throws a boot at Malcolm)
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Schmoe_of_Space
And stay out!
(locks the door to the van)
Don't mind us, we're mere spectators now.
fw!!
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OH NO!! NOT DEEP HURTING!!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: manosgirl
How will we get through all of this sand we can't - hey where did all the sand go? Thanks GAOS!!
SSSSSSSOOOOOOOODDDIIIIUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bring on the Dancing Girls!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Lita_n_Spidey
(Suddenly the track is filled with strippers, all dancing badly, none of them taking their clothes off. Some are dressed as candy canes, others are singing folk songs, and some are doing a racist dance numbers. Carmelita dances proudly in the middle, throwing her clothing to the wind. Finally she removes her brassiere, but ducks into her Spider before anybody can see anything.)
Oh... Hello Michael. ManMan. *nervous giggle*
(Lita and co. take the lead while the bad dancers block the track and send distracted racers crashing into each other.)
So long, suckers!
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Damnit with an N! Leave us alone!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Schmoe_of_Space
There's a race to be won, people! So, go and race!
Thank you.
(drives off in the opposite direction of the finish line)
Now, on to business.
fw!!
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So, you would turn on me, my minion?
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Samurai88
You shall pay! (blurs a whole pack of hungry Killer Shrews in Clayton's path) Sure you're faster, but one little scratch and you're pushing up the daiseys.
Here's a typewritter just in case you want to type any last notes once you're bitten.
"KCTT"
Samurai88
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Good! Go the other way!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Cavewoman
Wheee!! Puma Man doesn't need any lessons anyway!
C'mon Puma Man I can see the finish line!
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Steady, my beutiful flying chetahs!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Smelly_PigMobile
Ohh nooo!! Well, even though i'm being blown about at a top speed of... 5 miles peh hour... I'm still in the lead!!
MM: 'fraid not. Sam in the Zigra and Clay in the sidehacker are in front now.
That's just great!! Hey, hand me my ice gun, would you??
(Mel blasts 90 rounds of sharp ice fragments at Zigra and Sidehacker. They fall behind and the sled in the sky speeds ahead.)
Wow, I can see the finish line REALLY well now!! (^_^)
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Aieeeeee!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: BloodFairy
Who knew waffels are flammable at this speed (blazes over pack of hungery Killer shrews throwing out flamming waffels)
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A clown barrier forms in front of the
Date: 3/24/2000
From: RimseysDeadlyBeeCar
finish line!!!!!
Rimsey set this little trick up days earlier. They are armed with poison pies, seltzer bottles filled with fear scented juice, giant clown hammers and balloon grenades!
You'll have to fight them to get through now!!!!
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pulling a manoever from sidehacker
Date: 3/24/2000
From: manosgirl
manosgirl and Tina go off-road around the caltrops and the dancing girls.
Tina pulls her shirt and bra off and flashes the dancing girls as they drive by.
WOOHOO I can see the finish line, we're almost there!!
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Shoot! I should have known!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Lita_n_Spidey
These are the worst strippers in the world! Of course nobody will pay attention to them! Evil Mike, ManMan, why are you two staring at me?
...
Oh.
(Lita puts her shirt back on)
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Eat ICE, CLOWNS!!!!!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Smelly_PigMobile
"POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP"
And the clowns go flying, hit by 30 rounds!!
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I wonder how far I am from the finish?
Date: 3/24/2000
From: MiSTie_93874
Oh well, I'll just keep riding along on Paul's bike.
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peddle..... peddle..... peddle.... 3/24/2000 RedFraggle
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Get Bent, Ya Fish-Loving Turd! ;)
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Sidehacker
Yes, that's right, suddenly, out of nowhere, appears NUVEENA, Magical Singing Woman of the Future! She floats over to Sidehacker and sings, "I not-ice you are in a lot of pain, is there some-thing I can DOOOO?"
(Just imagine the tune yourself, guys.)
CLAYTON: Yeah, I got these ice shards in my body. And that weird guy in the flying fish-spaceship thinks I'm his "minion".
"Well, IIIII can take care of THAAAATT!" she trills, and the ice shards are no more, as are the wounds they made. (Same for the holes in my motorcycle tires--all fixed!)
"Thanks! Now, can you free me from Zigra's controlling spell, only let me keep this neato "Hot Chick" look and the eye-powers?"
"Con-SID-er it al-read-y DONNNNE!!" she sings dramatically, doing weird little dance steps all over the place. "And now, I SEE a cute GUY I knew once BEFORE in that giant SPI-derrrr..." and she blinks out.
And blinks into THE GIANT SPIDER! Evil Mike is instantly mezmerised by her and yanks his attention entirely away from the naked stripteasing Carmelita.
NUVEENA: "I BEAMED myself inTO your car, I HOPE that you don't MIIIND?"
EVIL MIKE: Not at ALL, honeypie. Not at all. Heh heh heh.
CARMELITA: (sighs, puts her clothes back on...)
Last but not least, Clayton has Larry beam some Firemaidens onto the Zigra ship to distract Samurai.
And she TAKES THE LEAD!
Oh, and she ZOINKS people with her eye-powers, has the Crawling Eye freeze the track, has Gaos shoot things with his lasers, has HER Giant Spider stomp things, etc. Ya know, the usual.
I can make it, I know I can. You broke the boy in me, but you WON'T BREAK THE MAN!
Oh, whoops, those are lyrics from "St. Elmo's Fire". Got the radio stuck on the Retro Friday Night '80s Show. Whoopsie!
LAST ONE OVER THE FINISH LINE IS A ROTTEN WAFFLE!
(They have eggs in them, ya know.)
--FWOOSH!--
--Clay--
"Uh, sir, the Venusian Ambassador wants to kiss us..."
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HERE I COME, HITTING THE AFTERBURNER!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: el_bootblacker
me and the professor have been hanging back, but now we are making our move! alll we have to do is get past those really creepy clowns! the professor has something for you all, coconut flavored DEATH!!!! he is throwing them at all of you, come get some!!!
in it to win it
el_b
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Evil Mike, do you like clowns?
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Lita_n_Spidey
Evil Mike: No. As a matter of fact, I don't.
Lita: Well, there seems to be a flock of them blocking our finish line.
Evil Mike: Oh really. I suppose I shall have to take care of that.
(Evil Mike runs to the clowns with his big knife, and shows no mercy as he cuts his way through. Lita follows closely behind in Spidey, and doesn't fail to notice how Evil Mike's sleeveless jumpsuit shows off his fabulous arms.)
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An haiku
Date: 3/24/2000
From: HenryX
Oh no! My car stalled!
Quick, Torgo, get out and push!
Move, you dim pervert!
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PM throws onion rings on Henry's haiku
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Cavewoman
BLAH!!!!!!!
Hee heee off to the finish line!
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it's only a matter of minutes, now
Date: 3/24/2000
From: manosgirl
thanks for getting rid of the clowns for me, guys really.
C'mon Tina let's make our move!!!!
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And now....
Date: 3/24/2000
From: LadyKenobi
Servo and Crow have fallen to characterizing the political nature of everyone's ass. They decide that Joel's is moderately Democratic, that Mike's is right-leaning Independant, and that Lady Kenobi's....
well, Lady Kenobi's ass is otherwise engaged in fixing some glasses of water for a post-race celebration.
Mike offers to sing "Pre-You" for her.
Lady Kenobi claps her hands. "I love Jimmy Buffett songs!" she cries.
Mike pauses mid-strum. "I thought it was French," he says.
Joel eyes the waffles from last night. "You gonna finish those?" he says.
"Top me off with Aunt Jemimia," Lady Kenobi says airly.
Mike laughs and mocks Joel for thinking Lady Kenobi was hitting on his moderately Democratic ass.
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**Mic speeds up and sees...
Date: 3/24/2000
From: MiSTie_93874
All the racers up ahead, almost at the finish line. She steps on the gas and hopes for the best.**
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Nuveena! Fancy meeting you here!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Lita_n_Spidey
You bug me, girl. Get away.
(Lita shakes her magic parsley and turns Nuveena into a Furbie. Evil Mike immedietly loses interest)
Get back in here Mike.
And take your damn chick, Clay.
(Mike obediently gets back into Spidey as Lita hurls the Furby out the window, and it makes a dent in Clay's sidehacker.)
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Wooohoooo!!!! I'm gonna win!!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: RimseysDeadlyBeeCar
The clowns are standing their ground as Shirley prepares to hop over them!!!
* * *
**Mic closes in on her fellow racers...
Date: 3/24/2000
From: MiSTie_93874
and she just might make it to the finish.**
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KingBoodozer crashed car...
Date: 3/24/2000
From: KingBoodozer
...rolled the sucker too.
IT HURTS!!!
Bah!
Limps no, to hell with that...runs to finish the race...
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Can't... quit... now... 3/24/2000 HenryX
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Racers to the left.. racers to the right
Date: 3/24/2000
From: RimseysDeadlyBeeCar
Shirley and Rimsey weave in and out of the crowd!!!
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HiiiiiiKeeeebaa!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Smelly_PigMobile
!!!!!!!!!
(Mel pulls into the finish line!!)
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race ... almost... over 3/24/2000 HenryX
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There's the finish!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: Lita_n_Spidey
Go Spidey! Go!
Lita
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Make way for flaming Fairy on Jetpack!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: BloodFairy
Here I come!
* * *
Crap!!!! I set another fire!!!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: RimseysDeadlyBeeCar
The cigarrette hag is dumping the cig butts out the window!!!!!
* * *
Heloo, almost there!! 3/24/2000 Smelly_PigMobile
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**Mic looks at the gas gauge...
Date: 3/24/2000
From: MiSTie_93874
and gulps, will she make it to the finish?**
* * *
Are we there yet!!!!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: RimseysDeadlyBeeCar
Shirley, what's happenening? I can't see!!!
* * *
gasp... cough... sputter... 3/24/2000 HenryX
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Wahooooo!
Date: 3/24/2000
From: BloodFairy
Ha-ha Bug!
* * *
soo clooose!! 3/24/2000 Smelly_PigMobile
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Almost there....Almost there.....
Date: 3/25/2000
From: manosgirl
It won't be long now!
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Puma Man carrying Cavewoman go for it!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Cavewoman
No, not sex you silly!
Over the finish line!!! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!
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must ... keep... posting 3/25/2000 HenryX
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**Mic crosses the finish line...
Date: 3/25/2000
From: MiSTie_93874
just as her bike putts out of gas. Whew.
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NOOOOOO!!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Did I win?????
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Swoooosh!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Samurai88
How'd I do?
"KCTT"
Samurai88
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RIDIN' ON THE FREEEEEWAY! WHOO!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Sidehacker
(Observer uses his brain powers to turn Nuveena back into herself and beams her to Deep 13, where he and Larry invite her into their poker game.)
Meanwhile, Clayon's motorcycle goes into a ditch but she doesn't care. She jumps aboard Gaos and starts FLYING towards the finish line, above the evil Clowns! HA-HA!
Then, she beams in THE WORM-MOBILE and it dumps tons and tons and tons of horrible, slimy, gross worms ALL OVER THE ROAD. Get through THAT, will ya? HA!
"We can't afford to be innocent! Stand up and face the enemy! It's a do or die situation, WE WILL BE IN-VIN-CI-BLE!"
Yeah, I'm still blastin' cheesy '80s tunes. BITE ME! ;)
--Clay--
"Can't we get BEYOND Thunderdome?"
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Go, Archie, Bossie, Jed!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Smelly_PigMobile
(Mel turns back into a human and Mushroom Man dissapears.)
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almost there... talking.. like W.Shatner
Date: 3/25/2000
From: BloodFairy
Wahhheee!
* * *
What's the time????
Date: 3/25/2000
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Is it over Shirley? Mrs. Hargrove?
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The line is right there!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Lita_n_Spidey
And I didn't make it!
Lita wallows in her defeat.
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Dammit! So close! 3/25/2000 manosgirl
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Whoohoo! Smelly_Mel won!!!!!!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Schmoe_n_wurwolf
Smelly_Mel and her team of pigs are the unofficial winners of this race!!!!
TAKE YOUR VICTORY LAP, SMELLY_MEL!!!!!!!!!!
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aaaaaaaaarg hhhhhhh! 3/25/2000 HenryX
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And it's MANOSGIRL!!!!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Take her to the winners circle!!!!
Martini for the winner?
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MEL YOU WON IT!!! 3/25/2000 Cavewoman
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Hey, I came in third, I think.
Date: 3/25/2000
From: HenryX
What do I win?
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IWONIWON!!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Smelly_PigMobile
I was the last person to post on Friday night!!! Yessss! Check it yourself, lousy people!!!
Hey, where'd father mushroom go? and my wings, talons? My beautiful talons!!
and My pigs!! They are just... pigs!!
Oh well, I STILL WON!!
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Have a martini anyway manosgirl. 3/25/2000 A_Judas_Rimmer
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I came in third, Smell Mel won she
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Cavewoman
posted as the last one before Midnight struck.
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I crossed the line.
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Lita_n_Spidey
But I didn't win. Oh well. Thanks for the help Evil Mike.
Evil Mike: Jump up my butt.
Lita: Thanks for keeping me company ManMan.
ManMan: Shoulda gotten back on my horse.
Lita: At least Spidey still loves me!
(Spidey wanders off in some random direction.)
Lita: But I still have all the friends I made in this race! Smelly Mel, Dumbschmoe, Clay, all those dancing girls. I'm happy. And I still have my parsley. Kiss my feet Evil Mike!
Evil Mike: Right away, Ma'am!
Lita is content.
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Puma Man throws Mel out a window
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Cavewoman
yeah, she'll do.
Congrats Mel!!!
Cavewoman
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Congrats Mel !
Date: 3/25/2000
From: BloodFairy
(Offers Mel SlimJims & last unsinged waffel)
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Congratulations, Mel...
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Schmoe_n_wurwolf
We'll be handing out your prize in a separate post. Give us a few, please.
And thanks to the other racers. There are no losers here today.
Except for the people who didn't win.
Thanks.
fs!!
fw!!
* * *
Good show, Mel! 3/25/2000 Samurai88
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C'mon Tina, I need a drink....
Date: 3/25/2000
From: manosgirl
anybody want to join me for a post race party? The long island iced teas are on me!!
Manos' Girl
the master will be pleased
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Congratulations Mel.
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Carmelita9000
If I couldn't win I'm glad it was you. You and your damned Father Mushroom kept this race very interesting for me. And your show of mercy when I lost my spider was heartwarming. Way to go.
Lita
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Thanks to Schmoe!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: BloodFairy
Fun race!
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CONGRATS MEL & THANX SCHMOE!!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: el_bootblacker
this was so much fun!!! what a great idea!!! and congrats to our big winner!!! me and the professor have a coconut drink for you!!!! and there is one for schmoe too...
smiling ear to ear
el_b
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Oh yeah! Congrats Mel!!! 3/25/2000 manosgirl
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Congrats, Mel....
Date: 3/25/2000
From: MiSTie_93874
good race, even if we were neck and neck for a while there.
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Good job Mel!!! Way to go!!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
Can I have a pigsled sammich now?
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Schmoe and wurwolf! Not just me...
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Schmoe_n_wurwolf
If anything, you should be thanking her. She was the one mostly responsible for this race.
Thank you, wurwolf.
Everyone, thank you, wurwolf!
fw!!
fs!!
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Great race everyone!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Cavewoman
thanks to wurwolf and Schmoe for a great idea for the bboard!! This was fun!!
Cavewoman
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Then Extra Thanks
Date: 3/25/2000
From: BloodFairy
To Wurwolf!
* * *
(Mel hops off the sled...)
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Smelly_Mel
I'd like to thank all of you who beat me, and beat me, and beat me into the ground. You, my friends, gave me the courage to go on, and to beat you into a pulp.
Voice from the crowd: Awww, shove it!!!
(Everyone has fun pelting Mel with rotten food as she laughs heartily.)
Thanks friends!! You guys did AWESOME!!
I'll see you all next year, right Schmoe?
(Schmoe can't answer, because he is off necking somewhere with Wurwolf.)
Well, thank Schmoe, Wurwolf, and all of you for a GREAT race today!!
(Mel steps down from the podium and gives all her friends a bear hug.)
(By the way, she STILL can't spell!)
(^_^)
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CELEBRATION! WHOO!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Clayton_Forrester
I lost! YAYYY!! WHOOO!! YEAH! (Hey, it's all in how you look at things. Ya just gotta be happy no matter WHAT happens. I learned that trick from my annoying guinea pigs who just refused to break no matter what, Jolene and Michelle.)
FREE FOOD AT THE BUFFET! Just ask Gerry and Sylvia and they'll feed you whatever ya want, free! Cooked and served by real Viking Women, too!
FREE WAFFLES FOR ALL!! Whoo!
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opps, i meant thanx to both of you!!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: el_bootblacker
sorry i did not mean to leave anyone out... just a little shorthand! and thanx to everyone for the fun!!
el_b
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Go to the Winners Circle post!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Schmoe_n_wurwolf
You can party there!
* * *
Streaming towards the exits....
Date: 3/25/2000
From: LadyKenobi
Crow can't believe it's all over. "You blinked, you missed it. It didn't go on QUITE LONG ENOUGH," he says.
Servo wearily toasts everyone with his glass of high-quality tap water. "The thing to remember," he says, "is that we all learned a very important lesson."
"What's that?" Crow asks.
"I have no idea."
"Oh, lick me."
Mike is packing up his guitar. "Are you SURE there's no more ice cubes?"
"I thought," Joel says, shaking out the beach blanket, "that we all made great strides for sodium and waffle awareness this evening. Everyone's a winner."
Lady Kenobi cradles a sleeping Servo against her shoulder and takes Mike's hand. "Ready, guys? We need to make it home in time for 'Biography.'"
"Where'd we park, anyway?" Crow asks.
"Ummmmm....Ortega Two lot," Mike says.
"No, really," Joel is heard to say as they head to the car. "A black jumpsuit. With BOOTS. It would really WORK, you guys...."
* * *
Good, now that everyone is gone.....
Date: 3/25/2000
From: wurwolf
Let's knock boots some more, baby. We'll make love in my Chevy van and that's alright with me!
* * *
Congratulations, SmellyMel!!
Date: 3/25/2000
From: KingBoodozer
Way to go! (-:
@~~>~~~
KingBoodozer
The nasty little man.
KING!!
* * *
Yup, the van's a rocking.
Date: 3/25/2000
From: Schmoe_of_Space
Yes, indeed.
Fw!!
* * *
(limps across the finish line)
Date: 3/25/2000
From: gypsymoon3
You guys would not BELIEVE what happened to me. Evil Joel shot me out of the sky for a second time, and this time there was no fixing it. Exeter's ship plunged headlong into a very stormy ocean. But I had the good luck to get picked up by a passing dinghy. One guy and several women - the guy was rather
boxy-looking, and the women, well, they weren't the best speakers.
Our good luck held out when we arrived on an island with a shelter and lots of Raid. We did away with the native spiders. I taught the girls to read, write and use birth control, and they founded the Feminist University of Spider Island. The College of Engineering built a plane, and that's how I got back to the mainland.
Congratulations Mel. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. See everybody in the Winners Circle!
xoxo
gypsymoon3
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*waxes across the finish line*
Date: 3/25/2000
From: soth
I knew speeds in excess of three wouldn't work.
But, hey, Congrats, Mel! Good show!
And congrats to everyone else as well.
Do I get to keep the waxer?
*sudden explosion blows up the waxer*
Oh well. I suppose not.
Soth
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