* You regularily go to a wolf park
* You've got ALL the issues, including the not-so-hot ones
* You've got the Summer Specials, the convention specials...
* You sign the Elfquest.com guestbook at least once a month
* You have your own Elfquest fan page (ummm... that would be me!)
* Your howling disturbs people
* You don't think Poughkeepsie is remote
* You want to be a fanfic writer
* Your fanfics win recognition or awards
* Your 'fics earn you disdain or infamy (too late for me...)
* You belong to a fan holt
* You have your own fan holt
* You draw or write scripts for doujinshi (fan comics)
* You've made your own Elfquest based movie
* You hate talking - SAS members earn two points here!
* You're on an Elfquest newsgroup
* On Usenet, you're considered the Kibo of Elfquest
* You're in an Elfquest webring (really, more hits is good, heh heh heh)
* You regularly indoctrinate people in Elfquest
* Your converts have converted others
* You quote Elfquest from memory
* You can quote the Elfquest creators' statements from memory
* You own all the hardback collections
* You also own the earlier editions
* You have at least one Elfquest memorabilia item
* You've tried to send
* You keep trying to float rocks, people, yourself, major buildings...
* You dress like an Elfquest character
* You've used Elfquest curse words or slang
* You're waiting for the Palace's return
* You try to shape trees, rocks, others...
* You avoid using words for things you have
* You dream about _Elfquest_
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