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Well, I fixed the main page for Netscape by putting the headlines inside of talbles. It probably slows the page down and is more work than needed, but oh well. In the next few days I will fix the rest of the pages.
Thanks alot for visiting my page, but I wasn't expecting anyone and my page isn't exactly ready. I was fixing a few things and if you are using Netscape, this page looks bad. Lets make a deal: If you memorize my web address, I will have the page looking great as soon as possible. http://gthyb.tripod.com. The gthyb could stand for go to hell you bastard. If that makes it easier then go for it. Thanks alot!!  Monday, November 1, 1999
RAINEY, MA--David Stanley, a local man was looking for a good movie Saturday night accidentally stumbled onto Twin Dragons starring Jackie Chan. "I was just looking for something to watch after a working Saturday," Stanley said. "It was in the new releases." Stanley watched almost half of the 1994 dubbed movie until he couldn't take it anymore. Stanley reported the plot to be "bad" and the action was "lame". Later that night Stanley returned the tape to Blockbuster. "I didn't want that thing in my house," said Stanley, "They can rewind their own damn tape!" Stanley ended up spending the night watching a rerun of Laverne and Shirley Tuesday, October 5, 1999
Well, my music page is updated, so you five people out there that check out my page, make sure you click click click! Monday, September 27, 1999
Monday, September 13, 1999
Today, Sony has announced even more info about the PlayStation 2. The PlayStation 2 will sell for a suggested $370, will run PlayStation 2 CD's, PlayStation CD's and DVD's. All the old memory cards and controllers will work on PlayStation 2 as well. The system will be available in Japan on March 4, 2000. Expect a US release sometime Fall of 2000.
After much anticipation the Smoking Monkey Webzine is up and running. It's your ultimate web magazine. Well...after we get some more content it will be. Be sure to come back soon to catch movie reviews, game reviews, and other cool stuff. Any tips or suggestions will be greatly appreciated. |
Three people in New York were killed by a virus new to the Western Hemisphere, say health officials Monday. The virus was apparently on a sightseeing tour of New York City when three residents ran into the non-English speaking virus on the streets of New York. Mayor Rudolph Giuliani put on a scared face in hopes to stun the virus, but all attempts failed. The New York City Health Department said to be on the lookout for any suspicious looking virus and once again remind New Yorkers to wear pants in order to prevent mosquito bites, which can carry our little friends. Smoking Monkey Webzine attempted to contact the virus’ lawyers, but no statement has been made.