Hello McDonald's, can I have your order please?
Yes I was in there earlier today and I had a Big Mac with some big fuckin ugly gross piece of shit
in it or something, that made me awfully nauseous. Umm who is this?
Uh ya know, can I get one second?
Hello
Can I get a one second please? Thank you.
Ok
(laughter) Stop
Hmm, hmm hello??
(laughter) Mcdonald's pick up the fuckin phone!
Hello, this is the manager may I help you please?
Yes, I was in there today and I got a Big Mac with some chunk of poopoo in it or something meatball
or something in it, made me awfully nauseous, and I'm letting you know that.
You had a Big Mac with meatball inside?
Yes, a big fat meatball. Turkey I believe. I don't know what it was.
Alright.
Awful, tasted like vagina or something, awful
What's your name?
Thelma.
Excuse me?
Thelma. Thelma.
What is your last name?
Excuse me?
What is your last name?
Uh Thelma Jewbitch, Jewbitch, Thelma Jewbitch, that's my last name.
K, your phone number?
Umm 706-8052
052?
Yes, awful!
Your missing one number
706-052
2 what?
0
Hello?
Hello?
Last number?
0! As in oh, that shit was awful
is this area code 818?
818
Awful, mm, yes my husband wants to speak with you because he got some sphagetti o's or something in
his.
His Big Mac too?
No in his uh, McNuggets.
Hang on, Edd, McDonald's on the phone
Yes yes I'll be there in one second
Yeah hello McDonald's in the house, wassup I got some uh, sphagetti o's in my uh, chicken mcnuggets.
Ok, why don't you
They were awful boy.
Why dont you get those Big Macs and we'll get you extra different that have no sphagetti or meatballs?
Hmm?
I said, is it possible for you to bring the big macs in so I can give you big macs that don't
have sphagetti meatballs>
Ok, that's ok, yes, I really appreciate this
Ok
Umm, my wife though, she's got a big ass so I don't know
-This I'm still working on...
