Tryin to figure out thoughts starts to unfold

Nothin to do or see I can't understand

Combine all our thoughts to come up with a plan

Car alarm system too expensive to buy

But not if you're gonna hire this guy

With a helmet on his head and a club in his hand

Cock in a sock, naked jock man

 

Naked, naked, naked, Jock

Naked, naked, naked, Man

Naked, naked, naked, Jock]

Naked, naked, naked (he's naked)

 

Tall dark man gonna break into my car

With naked jock man he ain't gonna get far

Car alarm sounds, the trunk lifts up

He jumps to the ground

What the fuck's that

I can hear him scream with fright

N-J-M just ruined his night

You can run, you can hide, you can turn yourself in

Cause he'll get you in the end

 

Naked, naked, naked, Jock

Naked, naked, naked, Man

Naked, naked, naked, Jock

Naked, naked, naked (he's naked)

 

It's the naked jock man

He's after Dan

Naked jock man

R-Y-A-N

 

Now months have passed since the birth of the jock man

Sally, Jesse, Raphael and David Letterman

Want the jock man to show his face

He's the next bitch on Melrose Place

Naked jock man was just a big joke

Now you'll see his ass on all the talk shows

The people want to know

They're willing to die

Who the fuck is this guy?