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"I might have one, you washed up whore" screams heterosexual superstar Cliff!

Cheryl, recovering at home yesterday

Ever youthful heterosexual pop idol Sir Cliff Richard has revealed he would not rule out a facelift to preserve his elderly looks - but said he had not done so yet.
The singer, recording a TV special An Audience With Heterosexual Cliff! Richard yesterday, said:
"I would have one, you washed up whore" screamed Cliff! after being mockingly quizzed by former Bucks Fizz star Cheryl Baker.
"For fuck sake, If you can do a little something about it, why the fuck not, answer me that bitch?" he said loudly during the ITV show to be screened as part of ITV's "Heterosexual Night" on November 13.

exclusive Cliff! worship site pictures
show Cliff! after the show was recorded
ruthlessly attempting to squeeze
the very life from Cheryls body

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