get
your beautiful Cliff! platter before it's too late!
hot
breaking story!
Heterosexual tennis superstar
und rock diva Ms Cliff Richard poses with his radiant mother
Bio:
He is, of course a big fan of
if you do not understand the
relevance of this page-ette you clearly haven't been paying attennssssssion...
venture to YESTERDAY'S NEWS dated
The
Official Pretty Lady
Cliff
Richard Worship Page
Cliff!
und Bucks Fizz starlet in vicious
to-be-televised
catfight
now
with
GALLERY!
(he's the shorter of the two)
Cliff Richard was born a heterosexual
man and had a number of mundane jobs including chalet girl at Butlins und
stock manager at a factory which produced hundreds und thousands und some
such cake novelties
before becoming an international
heterosexual star of stage und screen, his career has spanned THREE years
during which time he has had a cameo in the arthouse classic
"The Thirty Nine Steps"
appeared in over 70
"On The Buses"
episodes as long suffering wife
Olive
und had a string of hits including
"Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep",
"Too Drunk To Fuck"
und number one smasher
"I Am What I Am"
The Divine David
but says that he personally
would never dress up in ladies garments as he is STRICTLY heterosexual
und will sue the living piss out of anyone who claims otherwise
*Fifteen
Nine
OneNineNineNine*
und it will all become as clear
as possible given the circumstances