BRAYINGS!
Count Lovely und Spike would like it known that they are, for myriad raison d'etre (the main being that we are without computerage), currently not residing in cyberspace.

Thusly both
Bland!:
the beautiful, disturbed world of count lovely und spike
und
Pretty Lady:
the marvellous world of the divine david
have not been updated und e-mails have, alas, gone unanswered
(we urge you to refrain from mailing us whilst on this hiatus, however if you feel an insatiable URGE to slip us some... mail, then please be prepared for a wait vis-a-vis returnage)

we apologise for any inconvenience caused und hope to be up und running again in the near future

we issue forth thankage for your understanding

if however you HAVE no understanding, we cordially urge you to fuck yourself vigorously

*this message has been brought to you with the assistance of the ever-luscious Lala