Thusly both
Bland!:
the
beautiful, disturbed world of count lovely und spike
und
Pretty
Lady:
the
marvellous world of the divine david
have not been updated und e-mails
have, alas, gone unanswered
(we urge you to refrain from
mailing us whilst on this hiatus, however if you feel an insatiable URGE
to slip us some... mail, then please be prepared for a wait vis-a-vis returnage)
we apologise for any inconvenience caused und hope to be up und running again in the near future
we issue forth thankage for your understanding
if however you HAVE no understanding, we cordially urge you to fuck yourself vigorously
*this message has been brought to you with the assistance of the ever-luscious Lala