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Count Lovely und Spike
welcome, ladies und gentlemen, do come in, we've been expecting you, we've even put the hoover round...
the sofa? oh we've had that years, yes it is a nice shade isn't it, and so easy to keep clean, just a quick pop-over with a damp cloth and bob's your uncle, though the carpet will need taking up before long, weeeeelllll with the dog and everything, it gets so worn and we saw a nice one in ALLIED the other day, expensive but then you get what you pay for don't you and cheap carpet has a tendency to curl rather doesn't it, there, pop yourself down... tea or coffee?... milk, riiight, two sugars was it? ONE! sorry... feel free to look round at your leisure and take time to sign the guestbook if possible or we may have to kill you

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