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the green cross code revisited
pedestrian project

we witnessed the emotional bringing into the world of a brussel sprout... the Franklin Furnace site has more about proud mother
Stacy Makishi

"gar har"
an article including information about the clowning around of super 8 movie maker Luther Price

a stitch in time saves nine... read an article focusing on the work of
Patty Chang

blue hair, pink hair, nude, chucked chairs about... you remember!
La Ribot

"Free Food Akshun", tarred und feathered und giving away free bananas to a startled general public... for your entertainment,
visit the lovely André Stitt at Akshun Services

pop-licious delights by the mouthful are to be had courtesy of the
World of Ming
Sexton Ming und Steady gave us two moments of musical history with "Girls Eat Worms" und "The Glug Glug Car"
"sugar and spice and everything nice? ha ha ha that's a laugh"

you heard her sing about compost, now thrill und trill along with sparkly, spangle-bedecked songstress
The Lorraine Bowen Experience
aka the Queen of Casio

see twinkle-toed artistes extraordinaire Max Factory
("Scream (Stay Seated)")
bring avant garde dance to the Princes Quay Shopping Centre

“Eggs?… hmmm?… you came from an egg”
visit the Scope site und find out more about Alix Pearlstein's ovular imagery
 

in her own words sally's site Run Fat Bob! Run!
is "never going to be finished, I'm going to make it bigger and bigger until it explodes in an orgasm of megabytes!".... indeed, so far it has an ode to J from 5ive, informasssion on pathological clapping syndrome und a little something for all the arachnophobics

the wunderbar groc, not only a celebrated wielder of pen UND ink, but creator of a vast web empire... get thoroughly lost in Ginger, if you will, und discover what it is to be truly 'gay'!

iconoclastica!
the delicious creative forces behind madonna vision have been absolute sweethearts und linked to us from their vast, vault like SHRINE to all that is Madonna...

"you've been called a "cunt" before by a reviewer, how'd that make you feel?"
"unpopular with gays but basically indispensible to the human race"
so answers the delectable Mark Simpson, who has not only furnished us with several journalistic items, he's also been gorgeous enough to link to us from his site

a review of "The Divine David Heals", amongst other desireable items, whipped up by the gorgeous imps at ripperzine can be seen by clicking your mouse-ette here

the beautiful personages responsible for the outloud site have linked to us... und so here is a return link to their vast encyclopedia of gay und lesbian recordings

it's always lovely to have a little rifle through somebody elses diary isn't it? well now you can do so WITHOUT the need to break into their homes! yes!, well, without breaking into the home of
Tony Vitale and Bryan Johnson, anyway... but it's a start!

gay zoo...
STOP THAT LAFFIN', no, it's not a site promoting bestiality, but a queer search engine gorgeous enough to include lil ole us

take numerous cocktail umbrellas, an oven glove, red netting, vacuum tubing, a plastic lobster, plastic cutlery, feather boas und some telephone wires whirl them all together und what have you got?
the edible zazoo und satori, that's what,
club creatures "more gaudy and obnoxious than a 2 for 1 display at your local Kmart store"

this is pretty lady, coming to you endorsed by the beautiful, sparkly pop people at catmobile go und say hello!

not keen on homosexuality or pottery?...
the bedazzling rob warns from the word go that if either of the above topics are not your 'bag' you'd be best to find other web dessstinasssions,
so think on...

the lavishly gorgeous people at Rainbow Network have added us to their vast resource of things for the practising homosexual... und those out of practise

tights, dolls, unrealistic hair, mental instability, white stilettos, sickness, soaps, lust, village life, limbs in tinfoil, colostomy bags, trash tv, diana dors, the filthy und debauched people of caton...
all beautifully dissected, par-boiled
und served up with a disturbed smile...
luscious stuff from the lickable mr paul baker

reality... who needs it? what is it?...
a0d is no longer ben z dada is no longer a0d
ladies und gentlemen, for you viewing pleasure und delectasssion
the very luscious a0x brings you
THE FUTURE
digitalized... oh yes

diversity! lots to see, lots to do, lots to purchase, a vast, pulsating multi-media thing of a site, we do adore people who are committed to their web pages, und the desirable people at organ boast updations virtually EVERY SINGLE DAY... which is gorgeous

why not pay a visit to the deliciously pop people at the vzone an enormous, up for it, crackling, scratchy, punch drunk, ravenous, indie organ of a site... oh yes

the glamour-rich Donna asked us to link to her site und, though it has nothing to do with The Divine David, how could we resist when she single-handedly provided us with the now infamous TWIG SCAN
(see Jay Cloth Section(ed))

the gorgeous, cosmopolitan, high flying staff at the beautiful
Gilded Balloon (aka Gilded Lead Balloon) played host to an icon when he deemed their establishment above all others fit to provide a raised dais from which he could propel his art throuought the Edinburgh Festival period

more info can also be gleaned from the following:

Gilded Balloon Theatre 233-235 Cowgate Edinburgh EH1 1JQ
Tel: 0131 226 6550
Fax: 0131 226 6554
E-Mail: info@gilded-balloon.co.uk

ask them nicely und they may let you lick the stage or something!
isn't that lovely?

the completely gorgeous phenomena that is Amy Lame has promised a link back when the marvellous Duckie site finds a new Webserver... we advise you to get a few acquaintances in, a plate of something savoury und some beverages und play the pop quiz until you start bickering... we think you should

visit the pages of The Frederic Corporation and its Unruly Minions,ruled over by the delectable Tim Webster, who, despite claims that he is not an overly gaudy person, provided us with some dizzyingly vibrant und whirly images as well as a rather more melancholically beautiful postbag artwork

Larry-bob has a HUGE hot one...
list that is!!!!!!!!!! of rather radical queer sites on the worldwideweb
und if you like that you could also visit his queerzine site
Holy Titclamps for "the finest in homosexual consumerist propaganda".

why not pay a visit to The Lady Fanthorpe und the Fanny-Pack at Fanthorpe Manor, they idolise The Divine David und have created "life-art, art which encompasses the whole of existence and evolution in an ongoing performance"... oh yes

the delicious people from indie discotheque extrordinaire Ruby Tuesday, who kindly donated two luscious photos, have promised faithfully that we'll be linked in precious time... und we trust them, because we're lovely like that

praise be!
truly blessed are we, for we have been link-ethed to the tranquil, spiritual, caring, sharing home of
Sister Muriel Hopeless of the Unfinished Orgasm

that fabulous "The Divine David Heals" title music came courtesy of a certain Brezel Goring... more about his band Stereo Total can be found here... their record label, Bungalow, can be found here

we got an earful while the elderly got an eyeful...
that "Heals" strip was accompanied by music by
Amanda Lear

the luscious wynnie la freak (self proclaimed beauty school drop out) has asked us if it would be possible to link to her den of internetiquity, of course we said yes!, how could we refuse?

if you enjoyed the snapshot und panicked, borderline nervous breakdown personal accounts why not look up the other anarchic oddments to be devoured at the queeruption site, definitely worth a look also is the delectable sarit m's site, und be sure not to miss the absolutely inspired art pages, they really are gorgeous

a lorra lorra lorra...
the fantabulous Sam provided the Cilla-esque postbag jewel (see art section), visit his page for retro computers, QVC queens und ping... we especially loved the fortune telling machine

feast your eyes on more photographic fondant fancies snapped by the gorgeous Jenks, who kindly proffered forward 2 gallery visions including the remarkable pic of The Divine David savaging himself

the counter at the start of this glorious mess was provided by the people at

isn't that marvellous?

we got our guestbook for free at  Guestbook 4 Free

go see the lovely bunnies und birdies on his beautiful website,
centered upon one of his favourite bands
The Dream City Film Club

his homepage houses mug shots, more bands, random moments und nailvarnish (we love nailvarnish), go there by clicking here

his puke site harbours lots of deep red, lots of dreams, lots of people,
lots of sloths und lots more music but absolutely NO poetry, oh no,
don't come to puke looking for poetry, cupboard's bare, like

did you know that brian molko, he of placebo fame harbours a seedy past?... oh yes... witness his shame und filthy self degredassssion via the porn star brian molko pages

und finally, our favourite, the elegantly disturbing vision that is deprave... click und corrupt yourself

yes, we know none of it is about The Divine David, but as a gorgeous regular at this site, und supplier of some delicious gallery images, we can add this if we like, thankyou madam

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