Celebrity
Squares
We sent this gorgeous... mail to various lucky celebrities, stars of stage, screen that sort of thing...
click upon the following links to peruse their beautiful
answers
(all of which are true, we wouldn't lie to you, oh
no)...
[wielder of pen, post queer und past caring]
[author, journalist,
rightfully proud to have been bestowed the title "a
cunt" by Boyz freepaper]
[Doll Soup caretaker, caton-baiter]
[red herring hoaxsters, naughty art imps]
[doll soup-erstar, lady of loose morals]
[doll soup-erstar, religious fanatic]
[doll soup-erstar, militant feminist]
[zinester UND dj UND creator of fucking awful homepage]
[designer und seller of consumer wearables]
[liquidizer of pop und anarchy]
[multimediaists und purveyors of pop goods]
[multimedia maistro, fingerer of multiple pies]
Sister Muriel Hopeless of the Unfinished Orgasm
[sister of perpetual indulgence, visionary]
[zine editor und cake snorter]
[queer activist und archbishop frightener]
[queen of casio, "presents..." superstar]
[clandestine group of underground performers]
[queercore rock 'n' roll-ists und record breakers]
[queercore noiseniks "sound like Beck fisting Kurt Cobain's corpse"]
[gift giver und ruiner of lives]
to be continued...
[cKone model, suspected embarassing advertising scam]
more to follow as und when und, indeed, if they reply...