COMPUTERS...
all very lovely in the useage department...

but, lets face it
a little on the grey plastic side visually...

but what can you do?
short of putting a fibre optic
LAMP
on top?
or maybe some POT DOGS
or maybe even a CARD from the PEOPLE NEXT DOOR
who've been to
BENIDORM
or
PRESTATYN
it's a quandry

but that's all to become a thing of the past
for Spike has tinkered about electronically und come up with a solusssion
THE DIVINE DAVID DESKTOP
PERKENER!
oh yes...

simply download,
set up, using the easy to follow instructions provided
und you'll very soon be looking like this:

these people downloaded the desktop perkener und their lives changed forever, she is no longer addicted to tamazepam, no longer having to crawl through her day in a sick-stained blouse, her life a whirl of half-remembered daytime tv...
he no longer indulges in 'relations' with poultry

isn't that GORGEOUS?

click here

und let the wonder begin...

where the magic never sleeps!

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