back in the knife drawer, Ms Sharp

it really is lovely to hear from you all,
but can we say,
to all of you who choose to write telling us that you DON'T like The Divine David
(theres always ONE isn't there),
perhaps, if this isn't too obvious a thing to say, you'd be best not bothering, we're hardly going to share your views now are we, doing a webpage about him and all?
popping yourselves down to give us little "critiques" which are going to be ignored anyway... it's lovely that you feel the cause special enough, but it's a little...
pointless
perhaps you'd be better off doing something a little more constructive with your time?
like macrame?
needlepoint?,
napkin folding?,
or just FUCKING OFF even
we used to write thanking people for taking time away from therapy to join with us, in an e-mail fashion... but have become tired, a little bored, fatigued even
we therefore have a new policy on this subject...
we don't write back!...
ever!
und no amount of goading (now matter how amusing) will make us!
isn't that lovely?
just to show our appresssiasssion of your time und effort, we show our feelings toward this style of critique, especially the "funny" ones, with swear words und everything
here

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