it really is lovely to hear from
you all,
but can we say,
to all of you who choose to
write telling us that you DON'T like The Divine David
(theres always ONE isn't there),
perhaps, if this isn't too obvious
a thing to say, you'd be best not bothering, we're hardly going to share
your views now are we, doing a webpage about him and all?
popping yourselves down to give
us little "critiques" which are going to be ignored anyway... it's lovely
that you feel the cause special enough, but it's a little...
pointless
perhaps you'd be better off
doing something a little more constructive with your time?
like macrame?
needlepoint?,
napkin folding?,
or just FUCKING OFF even
we used to write thanking people
for taking time away from therapy to join with us, in an e-mail fashion...
but have become tired, a little bored, fatigued even
we therefore have a new policy
on this subject...
we don't write back!...
ever!
und no amount of goading (now
matter how amusing) will make us!
isn't that lovely?
just to show our appresssiasssion
of your time und effort, we show our feelings toward this style of critique,
especially the "funny" ones, with swear words und everything
here