helpdesk
hello
welcome to the Pretty Lady helpdesk
here to help you with all of your assorted difficulties
in life
granted we cannot do anything about that "personal
itching"
nor, sadly, are we qualified to proffer forth advice
on either thrush or genital warts
we can however help you with
the following
Q: I want to catch up on elderly
und infirm news
how do I do so?
A: see the yesterday's
news
section for details of all of
your favourite previous bulletins
Q: I'm confused... I don't understand the entire concept of a yesterdays news sectsssion
A: worry not, for herein lies some informasssion for the confused re: yesterdays news sectssssion
Q: I dislike The Divine David a great deal, and feel that hanging really is too good for him and his kind... is it worth me writing to you and telling you of my dislike?
A: advice for those wishing to let us know that they do not appreciate The Divine David
Q: I have to say that not only did I prefer the old news format, I don't understand what it is you are trying to get at with the new news bulletin style things
A: why then click here for newsular thematics informasssion (or "I preferred the old news format myself")
now leave us alone and let us get on with our lives in peace will
you
do we not do enough already?
why must you constantly ask und ask und ask these questions?
must you be spoonfed at every turn
we're off for a handful of tranquilizers und a cry into the sleeve
of our cardi