***for your education***
"what's happened to the news page?"
we hear you cry
well
the news page, as some of you may have noticed was plainly getting silly, it was of a... length which meant it took an eternity to fully load, impatience set in und many visitors actually died whilst waiting for all of the images
so we at

have come up with a solution...
the news is now split asunder
the page you are reading now is the new news page, it's sole purpose in life is to bring you the newest news, the "hottest scoops" und "all the latest goss" as some of the more downmarket tabloid journalists might say...
it will contain only the newer new news.

the "yesterdays news" section (see below for link) is where all of the old news, the news which isn't really new any more can be read.
as this news is no longer new und therefore no longer news, the page should actually be called something more along the lines of "     ", but that isn't easy to link to.
this old news which is no longer the newest news can be accessed at the bottom of the new news (which houses all the newest news) page
ok?
good, see all we had to do was explain
would you like to see the old news?
click below und prepare to be transported back in time to a time where this new news didn't actually exist und the old news was the newest news
yesterday's news

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