"it's all over"
bulletin archive January 2000
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masks
on please
und
take a seat
Pretty
Lady will see you in a moment
yes!
it's
the hermetically sealed
medical
issue!
gorgeous patients have staggered in und collapsed at
the reception desk
here at Pretty Lady A&E
inhalers
at the ready
thats
lovely,
the doctor will see
you now...
what have we to amuse you whilst slumped in the 'day room' in that filthy dressing gown?
we have a marvellous new addisssion to the that's
entertainment ward
the edible Gary has sent us a snapshot,
taken by none other than Chloe Poems,
of the moment in which he shared the stage with our divine icon
for portraiture reasons
beau-ti-ful
a word of warning also, we've decided to fillet our fresh
produce a little, to tear out, under local anaesthetic, the produce
which can no longer be deemed crisp und fresh, the bits past their sell
by date if you will
und so have removed any links which no longer work...
if your link is gone, over, und shouldn't be, maybe you've changed
your address or some such farce, let us know the new address und we'll
pop you back on as sure as frozen ready to transplant eggs is frozen ready
to transplant eggs
click here, if you feel well enough, for our marvellous medical finale!
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what
else could it be, really?
yes,
you guessed it, it's the beautiful
The
Divine
David
Heals
Issue!
wasn't
it absolutely marvellous?
aren't
you still a little moist?
can
we garner together the words to describe this event?...
spiritual
moving
emossssional
touching
arousing
empowering
enlightening
astonishing
und
many, mnay other descriptive phrases ending, as those above, with "al"
und/or "ing"
(no,
not "fucking", drag your mind from the gutter for five seconds for pity's
sake)
we've
quick-as-you-like whisked together a little television supplement for your
enjoyment...
he
heals in high heels
which
we think you might enjoy
und
as for our finale this week, we've handed it over to the maistro und his
avant-guardian angel
oh
yes, click here, und be transported
to a magical place wherein you can witness contemporary dance
at
it's very pinnacle!
goodbye
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theme:SALES!
we
all love the sales, don't we?
a
chance to purchase things we really don't need at half the price we would
never have paid for them in the first place!
what have we on special offer this week?
we've frozen prices in the media sectsssion whereupon you will discover brand new items from Attitude Magazine's Front sectsssion!
we've got more cut price steals in the gallery sectssssion, with the snapshot proffered with said article (see above!)
The
Lovely Linny has informed us,
over
the store tannoy system,
of
bedazzling news in the latest copy of
Radio
Times
oh
yes... set your weeeeedio for
Friday
14 Jan:
12.55
C4
it's
a brand new show!
The
Divine David Heals
more
informassssion on that in the snippets department of the
Obsessive
Compulsive Sectssssion
where
you can find the entire transcribasssion of said snippet und more!
und
danke to all of you who have whisked this informassssion along to us since,
the pretty lady grapevine was... heaving with fruitiness, oh yes
we've
also slashed prices on the quotes page,
introduced
a more fully rounded help desk at the bottom of this page
und
added some new bargains in fresh produce!
click here for this weeks closing performance!
hurry! offer MUST end next week!
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welcome to the new millennium
to the end of everything
it's all over
they've all... packed up and
left
our theme for this bulletin is
NOTHING
click
here for Count Lovely und Spike's extravagant finale
due
to the nature of piece of avant garde lifespace art, several small islands
off the Isle of Sheppey no longer exist, und sadly our promises to re-house
the various residents have, we cannot deny fallen rather short of the mark...
photographed by Lord Lichfield, und created with the help und assistance
of Dana (who, dressed as a strawberry, actually pushed the button for us)
we called the piece
"something
to look forward to"
see
the few pictures we managed to get before the polaroid melted
by
clicking anywhere on this link