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Conan Episode To Be Enitrely Out Of Modeling Clay
All-New music videos to be shown
All-new music episodes featuring Bailik teachers kestenbaum and lenny, will premier friday, may 16, at 4:30 click here to see them.
Canada Hockey Shining Gold
on sunday, canada won in overtime at the gold medal game of the wrold championships on a contreversial goal. they stromed back from a 2-0 deficit to take it into overtime and win. More information will be posted.
JOKE OF THE MONTH (May)
A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestlers trainer came to him and said, Now, dont forget all the research weve done on this Russian. Hes never lost a match because of this pretzel hold he has. Whatever you do, dont let him get you in this hold! If he does, youre finished! The wrestler nodded in acknowledgement.
As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldnt even watch the ending.
Suddenly, there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to watch the Russian flying up in the air. The Russians back hit the mat with a thud, and the American collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asked, How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!
The wrestler answered, Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.
So, the trainer exclaimed, that finished him off, did it?
No, but youd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!
JOKE OF THE WEEK (May 17-May 23)
One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisors office, and declares shes filing a sexual harassment suit.
Come on, says the supervisor. Whats wrong with a guy telling you your hair smells nice?
Hes a fucking midget!
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