Funny Conversation Stoppers

• why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle? [It needs air/ moisture to set]
• why isn't phonetic spelt with a f?
• if a fire-fighter fights fires and a crime-fighter fights crime, what does a freedom-fighter fight?
• if you strangled a Smurf, what colour would it turn?
• corn oil is made of corn, olive oil is made out of olives, so whats baby oil made out of?
• is it ok to use AM radio in the afternoon?
• what do chickens think we taste of?
• what do people in China call their best plates?
• why is dyslexia so long and hard to spell?
• why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• what would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an aeroplane?
• why has lisp got an 's' in it?
• have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
• why is bra singular and pants plural?
• what makes your tummy/ stomach rumble?
• why are apartments called apartments when they're all stuck together?
• if con is the opposite to pro, is American Congress the opposite of progress?
• when dog food has a new and improved taste, who tastes it?
• if nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
• why do you press harder on the remote control when you know the battery's dead?
• you know most packages say: 'open here'. what's the protocol if the package says: 'open somewhere else'?
• why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
• how come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
• if it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
• you know the little indestructible black box that's used on aeroplanes? why can't they make the whole plane out of the same stuff?
• why are there five syllables in the word 'monosyllabic'?
• before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
• how do 'keep of the grass' signs get where they are?
• how can you financially make a loss?
• where do ice cream vans go in winter?
• why did curiosity kill the cat?