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Kearney1900: When did it start?
The Blind Target: Just now.
The Blind Target: Let's try to keep it going all day!
Kearney1900: Woo!
The Blind Target: Yep.
The Blind Target: I'll have to leave later on, so you'll have to keep that chat alive.
Kearney1900: I'll go invite PR's boyfriend.
Kearney1900: Meaning FS.
The Blind Target: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGREAT!
Kearney1900: Tony the Gay Tiger!
The Blind Target: Wearing a gay scarf too!
Famazingly David has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Hey hot stuff!
Famazingly David: CUBA!
Kearney1900: This is C16's incredibly gay chat.
The Blind Target: Libre!
Famazingly David: this is the chat that never ends!
Famazingly David: its goes on and on my friends!
Kearney1900: C16 calls it "Gayvana".
The Blind Target: That's right, Jibbly.
The Blind Target: No I don't!
The Blind Target: It's more like Fag-o-Vision for the blind.
Kearney1900: FagTV.
Kearney1900: We need more people here.
Famazingly David: Goals in life:
Famazingly David: 1. have sex with a red head who has red pubic hair
The Blind Target: K was telling me about the new Beyblade episode.
The Blind Target: HoT!
Famazingly David: 2.  Go to japan and be treated like and empporer IE. have sex with hundreds of japanese twins.
Famazingly David: *emporer
Famazingly David: 3.  Beat the shit out of kearney and feed him my pubic hair.
Kearney1900: Ewwwww.
The Blind Target: I can imagine your dissapointment when you actually manage to get a redhead in bed and she has brown pubic hair.
The Blind Target: "Uh...never mind, you can go home..."
Famazingly David: yeah, she falls under the "what the fuck?  BAM BAM!" clause
Kearney1900: So, you think PR shot himself?
The Blind Target: Not his style.
Kearney1900: You think he sucked his cock to death?
The Blind Target: Maybe.
The Blind Target: But that's alot of sucking.
Famazingly David: we should've video taped it.
Famazingly David: We could be millionaires
Kearney1900: Who would buy it? Fangwing?
The Blind Target: Cromulent would.
Kearney1900: No he wouldn't. Remember, he's the smart guy.
Famazingly David: fangwing has a man.
Kearney1900: YOU'RE the closet homosexual, C16.
The Blind Target: Nowayman'
Kearney1900: You live in Florida.
The Blind Target: So?
Kearney1900: That's closet homo central.
The Blind Target: You're the repressed homo.
Kearney1900: Am not.
The Blind Target: You mastubate to pictures of Danny DiVito!
Kearney1900: Lies.
The Blind Target: You're the liar.
The Blind Target: David. *snaps fingers* The conversation, please.
Kearney1900: You know what this chat is missing? Spectre.
The Blind Target: I thought he was already here.
Famazingly David: David?  I know of no David, only Mentar!
Kearney1900: He's not here.
Famazingly David: Mentar quelms it!
The Blind Target: Whataver. Provide the conversation that proves this homo's evil sinful ways.
Famazingly David: Kearney1900: I=Teh Fag0try.   I msturbte to pturs f danny dvito.  sry, I gt cum n my kbord, h4h4h4
The Blind Target: No, the other one.
Kearney1900: That's not real.
Famazingly David: Kearney1900: Just cleaned out my keyboard with my tongue.  It was okay since it was all cum, and I love that!
Kearney1900: You just replaced PR's name with mine!
The Blind Target: That was you and you know it, guzler.
The Blind Target: Oh great, the 13 year old fake lez is trying to IM me...
Famazingly David: my friend Ben?
Kearney1900: Invite her to the chat!
Famazingly David: We can run on a train or her/his ass.
The Blind Target: She let.
The Blind Target: Left.
Famazingly David: damn
The Blind Target: =el stupid
Famazingly David: this reminds me of my friend ben, though.
Kearney1900: Uncle Ben Parker?
Famazingly David: You see, he is what we call shallow, fat, and stupid.
Famazingly David: so he is in dire need of some bragging, and he though a girl would fix that shit like an abortion.
Famazingly David: so, since no one who has seen him would ever go out with him, he hooks up with a girl online.  On fucking battle.net, nigga.
Famazingly David: week later, he finds out she was a lesbian, and she thought he was a lesbian too.  DISS!
The Blind Target: Shut Up, cracker.
Kearney1900: FROM DOWNTOWN!
Famazingly David: cracka got his shit pushed in.
The Blind Target: You seen the new Power Rangers that are coming?
The Blind Target: The blue ranger is hot!
Famazingly David: is it a girl?
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Famazingly David: pictures, holmes.
Kearney1900: Yeah, hoebag.
The Blind Target: Looking, bitches.
Kearney1900: Looking=jerking.
The Blind Target: Hard.
Kearney1900: Pervoid.
Famazingly David: http://www.rangercentral.com/pics/pic-prns03.jpg
Famazingly David: found that shit
Kearney1900: Ranger Central?
Famazingly David: google.
Kearney1900: Fag. You probably own that site.
Famazingly David: I be too poor.
The Blind Target: Damn, i forgot about that site.
Famazingly David: the site has EVERYTHING power rangers, though.
Kearney1900: Power Rangers porn?
The Blind Target: That pic sucks.
Famazingly David: I just noticed something: Power Rangers Space was the beast wars of power rangers.
The Blind Target: Because of the stoytelling?
Famazingly David: yeah.  Do you remember the end?
The Blind Target: Kickass.
Famazingly David: zordon, rita, zedd.  Every fucking body!
The Blind Target: Ha.
Kearney1900: Is Turbo the Armada of Power Rangers?
The Blind Target: We're such dorks.
The Blind Target: No.
Kearney1900: Lightspeed Rescue?
The Blind Target: The Charlie Brown Rangers is the Armada of Power Rangers.
Famazingly David: light speed rescue and turbo are the black sheeps
The Blind Target: I like Turbo. It was cool, but for the japanese stuff, not the american crap.
The Blind Target: Lightspeed was kind of lame, but the Supertrain Megazord was fucking huge.
Famazingly David: word
Kearney1900: I think the Shogun part of original Power Rangers is like Machine Wars.
Kearney1900: No one remembers it.
Famazingly David: the second zord?
The Blind Target: The Ninja Rangers?
Famazingly David: the one with the pheonix and the dragon.
Kearney1900: Shogun was were the zords were bots.
The Blind Target: The cut out the japane suits for the american seasons 2 and 3.
Famazingly David: yeah
Kearney1900: And they all became the Shogun megazord.
Famazingly David: well, they actually just used them for the alien rangers.
The Blind Target: One of the coolest zords ever.
Famazingly David: atleast, one set
Famazingly David: you mean the one where they were all shapes?
Kearney1900: It was gay. They made Tommy and Kimberly share a zord. That was homo.
Kearney1900: Yeah.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: The SuperZeo Megazord was kinda cool.
Kearney1900: Like Tommy would drive a pink zord.
Famazingly David: no, the one where they shared was the one were the ninja zords, I think.
The Blind Target: The shapes ruined it though.
The Blind Target: It was.
Kearney1900: No, it was the Shogun one.
Kearney1900: Cause Ninja zords, Tommy had the Falcon.
The Blind Target: No.
Kearney1900: And Kimberly had the Crane.
Kearney1900: You dumbass.
The Blind Target: Shoguns=Zord for each ranger-white because Tommy had the Falcon Zord.
The Blind Target: Uh wait...
Famazingly David: yeah, it was the shapes one, because I don't remember the falcon being able to attach to it.
Famazingly David: or maybe it could.
Kearney1900: I still remember an episode where the Pink and White Ranger were both in the same zord.
The Blind Target: That did happen.
Famazingly David: yeah, it did happen.
The Blind Target: I know!
Kearney1900: That was homo.
Famazingly David: they shared for awhile.
The Blind Target: It was because they had captured the Falconzord.
Famazingly David: dude, tommy totally wanted to fuck kimberly.
Famazingly David: yeah, I think.
Kearney1900: Force Billy to give up his zord. He was such a dyke.
The Blind Target: Poll: Hottest Ranger chick!
The Blind Target: Space's Pink Ranger!
Kearney1900: Boourns!
Famazingly David: kimberly.
Kearney1900: I also vote for Kimberly.
The Blind Target: Kimberly was white trash.
Famazingly David: shut the fuck up, cuban.
The Blind Target: You liked Trini!
Kearney1900: Can't vote for the original yellow ranger, cause she's dead.
The Blind Target: I wonder why...
Kearney1900: She went through the windshield glass.
The Blind Target: Ha!
The Blind Target: Stupid chink!
Famazingly David: she was hot, though.
Kearney1900: The Negro Ranger was awesome.
The Blind Target: What?
Kearney1900: You know, Zack. Negro Ranger.
Famazingly David: they should've made the green ranger irish, and the blue one from antartica.
Famazingly David: just so they could cover every stereotype.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Kearney1900: Didn't Tommy suddenly become Native American after he became the Red Zeo Ranger?
The Blind Target: They originally wanted to make the Green Ranger asian.
Kearney1900: Black=Negro
Kearney1900: Yellow=Chink
Kearney1900: Red=Redskin
Kearney1900: Blue=Homo
Kearney1900: Pink=White girl
The Blind Target: Ha.
Kearney1900: They kept the blue one gay all through "In Space".
Famazingly David: yep
Famazingly David: now he's a girl, so sad.
Kearney1900: First there was Billy, aka male Velma...
Kearney1900: Then there was the blue ranger porn star, Rocky.
Kearney1900: Then the jailbait kid in Turbo.
Kearney1900: Then the big black guy from In Space.
The Blind Target: Then Lost Galaxy's lesbian.
Famazingly David: h4wt!
Kearney1900: Then it gets blurry after that.
The Blind Target: And painful too.
Kearney1900: Wait, the lesbian wasn't in lost Galaxy.
The Blind Target: That chick was a lesbian.
Kearney1900: The first pink one In Lost Galaxy, yeah.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Kearney1900: But the blue one in LG was a spic or something.
The Blind Target: Carpet muncher.
The Blind Target: I can't remember what he looked like.
The Blind Target: Carlos was a mexican!
The Blind Target: Call da Mecasord!
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Kearney1900: Remember when they replaced the black Rangers with green Rangers?
The Blind Target: They do that once in a while.
Kearney1900: That sucks.
The Blind Target: You loved Beetleborgs.
Kearney1900: Then they have Silver, Gold, Titanium, Plastic rangers.
Kearney1900: http://rangercentral.com/prlr-rg-kelsey.htm
Kearney1900: DYKE ALERT!
Famazingly David: I'd tap that ass.
The Blind Target: Dyke fucker.
Kearney1900: The yellow ones eventually all became dykes.
The Blind Target: Ha, you're actually browsing through this site!
Kearney1900: Yeah, to prove my Blue Ranger=gay theory.
Famazingly David: powerangers: turbo the movie only grossed 8.1 million
Kearney1900: Pluto Nash grossed 4 million.
The Blind Target: Titatium Ranger=Crappy American Add-on.
The Blind Target: Ha!
Kearney1900: I heard that one of the yellow rangers now does porno.
The Blind Target: I saw some panty shots of Turbo's yellow ranger somewhere.
The Blind Target: Hot!
Famazingly David: remember when tommy was the damn show?
Famazingly David: he and zac were on undressed.
The Blind Target: Yeah, I remember that.
Kearney1900: Zack was the coolest.
The Blind Target: Bulk=Your Hero
Famazingly David: remember when zack came back as the gold ranger?
Kearney1900: He was old school. He never even said "word".
Famazingly David: with the FUCKING PYRAMID as his zord?
Kearney1900: When was that?
Famazingly David: forget which series
The Blind Target: Zeo
Kearney1900: I thought Jason became the Gold Ranger.
The Blind Target: Pyramydas
The Blind Target: Coolest Carrier Zord ever.
Kearney1900: The turtle was the best.
The Blind Target: Tor was lame.
Famazingly David: oh yeah, jason.
Kearney1900: You're lame, you asswhore.
The Blind Target: He got stomped all the time by Serpentara.
Famazingly David: There was one that just stacked up on top of itself.
The Blind Target: Red Dragonzord=Gayest Zord Ever.
Famazingly David: that whole megazord sucked.
The Blind Target: That was Tor.
The Blind Target: Their FinishingMove:
The Blind Target: Fall on top of bad guy.
Kearney1900: According to imdb.com, the guy who played Zack was in the worst movie ever made.
Famazingly David: if you looked at the megazord with the red dragon even a little funny, it would fall apart.
Famazingly David: what movie?
Kearney1900: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0241218
The Blind Target: Yeah, Cow has that one.
The Blind Target: I broke a peg on it somewhere.
Kearney1900: Hey, Zack is on "The Shield" and "CSI".
Kearney1900: Crazy shit.
Famazingly David: craze.
The Blind Target: I remember he gave me the Ninja and Shoguns Zords since I had stolen FF7 for him.
Famazingly David: hah
The Blind Target: Kimber was in some anorexic movie.
Kearney1900: Billy made Temptation Island!
Famazingly David: want us to push your shit in, bitch!
Famazingly David: kimberly was in a bunch of movies.
Kearney1900: I knew that Billy was a perv.
The Blind Target: Lame Galaxy=Lame
Kearney1900: Shit man, they let Bulk direct an episode of Power Rangers.
The Blind Target: Remember when they went into another Galaxy?
Famazingly David: you mean lost galaxy?
The Blind Target: Oops!
The Blind Target: Ha!
The Blind Target: Subconcious effort!
The Blind Target: Remember that Giant pirate guy?
Kearney1900: No.
The Blind Target: On top of the giant turle or something?
Famazingly David: the robot?
Famazingly David: ?
The Blind Target: No, He was a pirate ship shaped sub villina in Lost Galaxy.
The Blind Target: When in reality, he was the real main villian in the japanese series.
Famazingly David: haha
Kearney1900: Holy shit! Finster, Zedd and Saba are the same guy!
Famazingly David: finster?
Famazingly David: saba?
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Kearney1900: Finster was the monster maker guy, and Saba was the White Ranger's sword.
Famazingly David: oh yeah
Kearney1900: Remember VR Troopers?
Famazingly David: shit yeah.
The Blind Target: Gay!
The Blind Target: Kamen Rider go!
Famazingly David: remember that one show where there were three of them, and they fought in cyberspace against this evil guy?
Famazingly David: the one guy looked kind of like ultraman, and the other two just formed animals or armor for him?
Kearney1900: I was just thinking of that one.
Kearney1900: And as teenagers they were a band and some shit?
The Blind Target: Ultran Tiga sucks.
Famazingly David: I don't remember.
The Blind Target: Ultraman
Famazingly David: I do know though that one guy left in the first season, he went to outerspace or some retarded shit.
Kearney1900: They threw him out of the spaceship.
Kearney1900: I remember they made the kids out to be Mastor Haxxors or some shit.
Kearney1900: I can't believe we're talking about Power Rangers ripoffs.
Famazingly David: this chat is sad.
Kearney1900: Hey, go invite Spectre.
Famazingly David: I could be doing something more productive, like masturbating into a cup and selling it for a dollar as "super lemonade"
The Blind Target: Megaman! A fighter robot!
XjY98X has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Megaman was kickass.
Famazingly David: who the fuck is the guy with the retarded name?
Kearney1900: He's a better DJ than j00!
XjY98X: It's the master sn -- I've had it forever.  I can't change it.
The Blind Target: Then why make it so stupid?
Kearney1900: What does it mean, anyway?
Famazingly David: you use aol as your web browser?
The Blind Target: Gay!
Kearney1900: Hey FS, remember the time I got kicked off of AOL?
Kearney1900: That was great, wasn't it?
Kearney1900: I bought Shredder today.
Kearney1900: Kickass toy.
The Blind Target: Anyone remember Ninja Turtles?
Famazingly David: word
The Blind Target: Donatello was gay, for sure.
Kearney1900: He wasn't gay, you idiot.
The Blind Target: I mean, purple? Come on.
Kearney1900: It was Vernon.
HoTtMaN 2007 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Vernon was gay.
The Blind Target: Baxter Stockman was the shit.
The Blind Target: Hot!
Kearney1900: JUST LIKE HOTTMAN 2007!
HoTtMaN 2007: who invite me here
Famazingly David: cock walker over there
The Blind Target: Keanbo did.
Kearney1900: Did not.
Kearney1900: It was Blind Target.
The Blind Target: Bullshit!
The Blind Target: I bet Hotman's anus is burning from all the anal sex that he's had today.
Famazingly David: TOR!
Kearney1900: DMX lover!
HoTtMaN 2007: fuck u blind target
Kearney1900: He got blind from jacking.
HoTtMaN 2007: right in his eye
Famazingly David: http://www.rangercentral.com/mmpr-zd-shogun.htm
Famazingly David: shogun zord
The Blind Target: Hot!
Kearney1900: Gee, C16, even the gay-guy from the DMX chat is making fun of you.
The Blind Target: DMX sucks.
HoTtMaN 2007: fuck u hoe
The Blind Target: Hoe?
Kearney1900: He was there to pick up "hot young men".
HoTtMaN 2007: yeah bitch
Famazingly David: damn, it looks like some people actually detailed their zords to look more accurate.
Famazingly David: I like using my hoe in the garden.
Kearney1900: Hoebag!
HoTtMaN 2007: mne bitch
The Blind Target: I'm sorry you have limited intellegence and listen to mind numbingly stupid music.
Famazingly David: mne?
HoTtMaN 2007: me
The Blind Target: Shit, it's not even music, it's just noise with an idiot jibbering on.
eels1240 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Die white people die!
Famazingly David: me and kearney could be rap superstars and suck dick just like DMX if we wanted to.
eels1240: hahaa
The Blind Target: It's time for a japane lunch!
Kearney1900: I hate those crackahs!
Famazingly David: damn translucent mothafuckaz!
The Blind Target: White Power!
The Blind Target: I hate dem Nigras!
eels1240 has left the room.
Famazingly David: get that nigger!
Kearney1900: Why is Advil always white? Cause you want it to work for you!
HoTtMaN 2007 has left the room.
Famazingly David: hahaha
The Blind Target: One of dem coons came by!
Kearney1900: I watched "In Living Color" today.
XjY98X has left the room.
The Blind Target: Remember when Nadira was watching Masked Rider?
Kearney1900: No.
Famazingly David: remember the show with that one beetle guy from space?  Also remember the big bad beetle borgs?  fagging awesome!
The Blind Target: US Beetleborgs was gay-lame.
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Just like black people!
The Blind Target: Fuck you, jew!
sweetlips114: who sent me here!?
Kearney1900: Blind Target.
Famazingly David: there was a japanese beetleborgs?
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: All these shows were japanese first.
Kearney1900: Even VR Troopers?!
Kearney1900: DIE NIGGERS DIE!
The Blind Target: Yep.
Famazingly David: so masked rider had a cameo on power rangers? wild
The Blind Target: When?
The Blind Target: You can tell it's jap when you see the difference in quality of the footage.
Kearney1900: I see.
The Blind Target: Remember when the Green Ranger had the Tight Sheild, then sometimes has that shitty loose one?
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: That was american.
jebennaba890 has entered the room.
The Blind Target: And all the US rangers were fat 20 something year olds.
jebennaba890: i jate niggers
sweetlips114: i am sending a nother nigger hater!
The Blind Target: White power!
The Blind Target: The jap actors were all slim and tight!
Kearney1900: Why is Advil always white? Cause you want it to work for you!
The Blind Target: Big lips, wide nose, breathing all the white man's air!
Kearney1900: You know who's black? The Blind Target.
The Blind Target: And dem chinese! All that chink chang chong talk! I cain't understands you, go back to ywer country!
sweetlips114: what is the diff between an apple and a black person??
Kearney1900: He's more negro than the Wayans family combined.
The Blind Target: I'm blacker than night, niggah.
sweetlips114: apples look better handing in trees
sweetlips114 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Hanging, you idiot.
Kearney1900: Famazingly David is black too.
The Blind Target: Wow, that guy was REAL racist.
Kearney1900: I am also black.
The Blind Target: We all play sports really well.
Kearney1900: We have high twitch muscle fiber.
The Blind Target: And big dicks too.
Kearney1900: Jebbananana is a cracker.
GolfBall922 has entered the room.
GolfBall922: what nigger
The Blind Target: Who?
GolfBall922: u
The Blind Target: You, whitey?
GolfBall922: u nigger
The Blind Target: Don't be jealos cause you got a tiny pink dick.
Kearney1900: Blind Target's an oreo.
The Blind Target: And I'm white, ass dildo.
The Blind Target: Rasict people are a good source of amusment.
Kearney1900: Golfball plays golf and eats supper.
Kearney1900: And he has 8 cell phones.
GolfBall922: hell yeah there are
The Blind Target: What a fag!
The Blind Target: He must be 14 or something.
Kearney1900: He's FS's long lost redneck cousin!
GolfBall922: who
The Blind Target: Ha!
The Blind Target: If FS was PR, he'd have fucked him by now!
GolfBall922: whos fs pr
Kearney1900: If FS was PR, he would've killed himself.
GolfBall922: ????
The Blind Target: Some people we know.
The Blind Target: Nigger hater.
Kearney1900: I bet Golfball is Trent Lott in disguise.
The Blind Target: Ha!
The Blind Target: Zing!
GolfBall922: fi u lived in ct ud be one hatted nigger
Kearney1900: Connecticunt?
GolfBall922: yeh
GolfBall922: yeah*
The Blind Target: I'm white, Jibbly.
Kearney1900: I'm also white.
GolfBall922: y do u talk like a nigger
The Blind Target: Yeah, but you're a racist.
GolfBall922: so
The Blind Target: How do I tlak like a black person?
The Blind Target: Fuck, typo.
Famazingly David: god, this is boring.
The Blind Target: Racists should be teabagged.
Famazingly David has left the room.
Kearney1900: You don't say "Golly" or "Gosh" or "Shucks" like white racist faggots.
The Blind Target: What a fag.
The Blind Target: Gee, I'm awfully sorry, sir...
GolfBall922: just ur gay fucking words
The Blind Target: Golly gee wilerkers!
Kearney1900: LAPD is great.
Kearney1900: Putting those negros in their place.
The Blind Target: Ha!
GolfBall922: niggers*
The Blind Target: And letting all the evil white criminals free is great too.
GolfBall922: yeah
Kearney1900: LAPD party game: Pin the Evidence on the Brother.
The Blind Target: I'm glad white shit like Martha Steward is getting what she deserves.
GolfBall922: see white shit
jebennaba890 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Hey, we should invite Spittor.
The Blind Target: Hey, there's a difference.
The Blind Target: There's black people and then there's niggers.
The Blind Target: There's also white people and crackers.
The Blind Target: White trash and rednecks.
Kearney1900: Spittor would totally rock this chat.
Kearney1900: The evil Spittor, not the dumbass Spittor.
The Blind Target: Huh?
Kearney1900: Remember Spittor?
The Blind Target: The kid?
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: Hey, Rasict! You still here?
Kearney1900: He's busy cleaning his golfballs.
Zathu Koon has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Spittor himself!
The Blind Target: *bows*
Zathu Koon: ...............
The Blind Target: I tracked him down, Sir Kearny!
Kearney1900: He's Lord of the Sith, d00d.
The Blind Target: The topics are niggers and why Golfball922 hates them so much.
Kearney1900: He'll use his lightsaber to ownz your ass.
The Blind Target: Hippie!
Kearney1900: He's the new Spectre. Guy who's in the chat, but never talks.
The Blind Target: Yeah, and they're both young.
Kearney1900: Jailbait!
The Blind Target: Gaymada is almost on, Kearnbo.
Zathu Koon: Armada really that bad?
Kearney1900: Bottom Boy Starscream and Big Bot Cycocklus!
The Blind Target: Take a look. It's on now!
Zathu Koon: <-- Doesn't have CN
The Blind Target: Fag!
Kearney1900: He talks.
The Blind Target: ZK, go to the ezboard Allspark's TF Disscussion. Prime Z has edited the eps.
The Blind Target: 99% kids free!
Kearney1900: So the episodes are 3 minutes long?
The Blind Target: Haw!
Kearney1900: Crazy.
Kearney1900: Does Prime Z have the shirts ready yet?
The Blind Target: I dunno, let me ask him.
Zathu Koon: The shirt from... a year ago?
Zathu Koon: *shirts
GolfBall922 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: Who warned K-Man?
Kearney1900: Golfballs.
Kearney1900: The nigga hater.
Kearney1900: The chat is dead..again!
Kearney1900: C16, invite the Spectre-meister.
The Blind Target: I don't have his name.
Kearney1900: X9 Spectre
The Blind Target: 23 More Days- Secret Trap! Dangerous Countdown! says:Kearney1900 wants to know if you have the shirts ready yet?Hector says:what?23 More Days- Secret Trap! Dangerous Countdown! says:Ha!
The Blind Target has left the room.
Kearney1900: I want my shirt!
The Blind Target has entered the room.
Zathu Koon: You sure?
The Blind Target: Hector says:It has Kalidor logo on it, he forbade me from giving those awayHector says:Did you guys ever get reimbursed?23 More Days- Secret Trap! Dangerous Countdown! says:What a fag. So now you just a bunch of useless shirts?
The Blind Target has left the room.
Zathu Koon: lies...
Kearney1900: Yes, I want my retard shirt with a Pudgy Pig logo.
Zathu Koon: I don't blame ya, but you never know what he could have been doing with them for the past year.
Kearney1900: Ew! He could be washing himself with 'em!
The Blind Target has entered the room.
The Blind Target: FUCK!
The Blind Target: Stupid Aim Chat.
Kearney1900: Now you're the yellow ranger.
The Blind Target: Hey Kearney, save this chat, just in case.
The Blind Target: You can add the rest to it later.
Kearney1900: I will.
Kearney1900: I entitled it "Pudgy Pig Shirts".
The Blind Target: Ha!
Kearney1900: If you're looking for me, you better check at KFC, cause that is where you'll find me...
Kearney1900: Inside the DEEP FRYER!
Zathu Koon: I bet theres tons of thrills to be found there.
Kearney1900: And mutated chicken bones.
Kearney1900: He needs money!
Zathu Koon: Those make great back scratchers
Kearney1900: He too poor to sell computer!
The Blind Target: Ha!
Famazingly David has entered the room.
Kearney1900: We're talking about Prime Z's shirts.
The Blind Target: The Kalkids!
Zathu Koon: Do we even know the shirts exist?
Famazingly David: yeah, they were made, just never shipped.
Famazingly David: and by shipped I mean sent by mules.
Famazingly David: Because that is all they have.
Kearney1900: There is proof in the Bible that the shirts exist.
Zathu Koon: Then it must be lies...
Famazingly David: just like Bill Clinton's affair with monica lewinsky.
Kearney1900: The Mexican Bible never lies, hombre.
The Blind Target: http://pub125.ezboard.com/ftheallsparkfrm73.showMessage?topicID=3.topic
Zathu Koon: 404 is a pritty number
The Blind Target has left the room.
Kearney1900: That damn Florida-Spic.
Cromulent1 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: It's the Fonz!
Cromulent1: wow
Cromulent1: Who's Zathu Koon? I have him on my buddy list but forget who he is
Famazingly David: spits
Zathu Koon: <--
Cromulent1: ah ha
The Blind Target has entered the room.
Kearney1900: He's evil Spittor.
Cromulent1: indeed
Zathu Koon: Grr.
Cromulent1: AAH!
The Blind Target: I get illegal errors for copy/pasting!
Kearney1900: Not retarded 12 year old Spittor that we made of so long ago.
Cromulent1: haha
The Blind Target: Crommie finally came!
The Blind Target: About time, shitlock!
Cromulent1: Crommie finally woke up!
Kearney1900: Molesteror!
Zathu Koon: Yep, those were the erm... days. o_O
The Blind Target: WERE?
Kearney1900: I'm going to molestor you. Then I'm going to nazi you.
Kearney1900: Ah, good times. At least for me.
Zathu Koon: Oh my!
Kearney1900: Probably emotionally scarring for Spittor.
Zathu Koon: How long did I have that nifty little item of a forum at FWC?
The Blind Target: He needs to know these things.
Kearney1900: It was at least a few months.
Cromulent1: undoubtedly
Kearney1900: It was great. I remember when he came in as an unregistered user and said he was unstoppable.
The Blind Target: Ha!
Cromulent1: We showed him!
Kearney1900: Then we dubbed him "The Stoppable force".
Zathu Koon: Ha!
Kearney1900: Anyone remember scorponok from the old EZSpark? He was the guy who put his Transformers in an oven to warm them up.
Cromulent1: haha
Cromulent1: that was weird
Zathu Koon: Smart one.
Kearney1900: He made more spelling errors than C16.
The Blind Target: Hey!
The Blind Target: Eye spel rely gud!
Kearney1900: And now FWC doesn't exist anymore.
Zathu Koon: Whys that?
Kearney1900: Because now it's Maximumletdown, which sucks.
Famazingly David: its now mld
Kearney1900: It's like Allspark Jr.
The Blind Target: What happaned to the FWC Ezboard?
Famazingly David: allspark lite kicked ass.
Kearney1900: http://www.maximumletdown.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=359
Kearney1900: Diss Spittor and Zabgoth!
The Blind Target: A junior veriosn of Allspark, or Chopperface69's Allspark jr?
Famazingly David: me, kearney, and PR turned it into a masterpiece of deviant nature, coupled by a nice mellow blue background, and pengjew!
Famazingly David: no, chopper's was allspark lite
Kearney1900: And then Zac was like "Fuck you for using a board I don't use! For I am Retardus, lord of the Bicycles!"
The Blind Target: Ha!
Famazingly David: palestiniguin.
Zathu Koon: Heh, I don't remember any damn flaboo
Kearney1900: He was flabo, the Tekken King.
Zathu Koon: Oh that kid
Kearney1900: He had the autistic version, and kicked ass at it.
Zathu Koon: Who the hell was Zabgoth?
munchkin 31O has entered the room.
The Blind Target: My sister, everyone.
Kearney1900: He was the Irish Zarak.
munchkin 31O: hello
Kearney1900: And he had a pot of gold.
Kearney1900: We think he might be the Lucky Charms guy.
Cromulent1: heya
munchkin 31O: ernie
Cromulent1: haha, Flabo was great
The Blind Target: He's magiclly Gaylicious!
Kearney1900: Bert and Ernie!
The Blind Target: Yeah?
munchkin 31O: would u go with me?
The Blind Target: Fuck you cracka!
The Blind Target: With who?
munchkin 31O: >:o
munchkin 31O: me
Kearney1900: Jesus! You'd go with your sister?
The Blind Target: And who else?
Famazingly David: I'd go with you, sweetcheeks.
The Blind Target: Who's bringing you?
The Blind Target: Hahahaha!
munchkin 31O: ummm...no
The Blind Target: David is only 13.
Famazingly David: and as tall as a mountain, hoo wah!
munchkin 31O: What are you doing talking to little boys...
Kearney1900: He uses his dick as a prehensile tail.
Famazingly David: I know, I really shouldn't be talking to them, but eh.
The Blind Target: His dick is a little pink nub.
munchkin 31O: I'll take the bus and metro i guess...
The Blind Target: And?
The Blind Target: The buses don't run to his house.
munchkin 31O: the bus...
Famazingly David: and get gang banged by all those token spaniards? I THINK NOT!
munchkin 31O: and walk
Kearney1900: ZE BUS ZE BUS!
The Blind Target: HA!
The Blind Target: The Bus is a Slum On Wheels.
Cromulent1: So people live there?
Famazingly David: She'll get her ass pounded faster than you can say "beuno excellente!"
Famazingly David: she does know what a train is, right?
Kearney1900: And what about the black guys? What're THEY planning?
The Blind Target: Do you know what a dildo is?
Famazingly David: yeah, its what kearney's woman uses to make herself happy while he sits playing hockey on his sega.
The Blind Target: Ha!
Kearney1900: Bastard!
Cromulent1: It's a Gamecube now
The Blind Target: The new Sega.
munchkin 31O: :-(
The Blind Target: *punch*
Famazingly David: only faster, stronger, and more kickasser.
The Blind Target: And sexier.
Kearney1900: We should invite Spectre. We're missing the quiet guy who ends up going crazy.
Famazingly David: Why do you get to punch your sister?
The Blind Target: What's hotter than a box?
Famazingly David: Can I donkey punch her?
The Blind Target: Cause she's punchable!
The Blind Target: Donkey Punhc?
Famazingly David: so I can donkey punch her?  OH BOY!
The Blind Target: Hey, someone quick, FIND GOATSE!
Kearney1900: Is this like "Where's Waldo"?
Famazingly David: www.goatse.cx/hello.jpeg
Famazingly David: committed to memory
The Blind Target: MWahahahahahaha!
The Blind Target: Jackie, look at that!
Famazingly David: hah, it doesn't work
Famazingly David: http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg
Famazingly David: there we go.
munchkin 31O: oh my god
munchkin 31O: that is so nasty
The Blind Target: His ass!
The Blind Target: HIS ASS!
munchkin 31O: who is tha?!
Famazingly David: yeah, thats me.
munchkin 31O: really?
munchkin 31O: ewwwwww
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Cromulent1: hahahaha
Famazingly David: yeah, I also had my wench help out.  So did our kids.
Kearney1900: Dave's done a lot of weird shit.
Famazingly David: like pee into kearney's mouth.
Kearney1900: Remember that time at Mardi Gras?
Famazingly David: where you took beads in return for lifting up your shirt?
munchkin 31O: doesnt that hurt?!
Kearney1900: No. The one where you fucked one of the floats.
X9 Spectre has entered the room.
Famazingly David: haha, you actually believed I did that?
munchkin 31O: i don tknow u
munchkin 31O: perhanps
The Blind Target: Spectre!!!!
munchkin 31O: ernie
Famazingly David: Aren't you PR's cousin?
munchkin 31O: come with me
Famazingly David: PR FUCKED j00!
Kearney1900: PR's cousin?
Famazingly David: Kearney1900:  I cum on teh kbord!
The Blind Target: HoTT!
Kearney1900: That never happened.
Famazingly David: Kearney1900: whatever I say in the chat is a dirty lie!
Cromulent1: Yes... but is that also a lie?
munchkin 31O: ugh.....
munchkin 31O has left the room.
Kearney1900: Now I'm going to make jokes about the death of the Yellow Ranger.
The Blind Target: What a slut.
The Blind Target: She left.
Cromulent1: hey, that's not very nice...
Famazingly David: Kearney1900: Like your sister
Kearney1900: She's so appealing they had to peel her off the sidewalk!
Famazingly David: then fuck her again.
Kearney1900: It's Pavement Time!
Famazingly David: I think the dog has a hormonal problem.  It keeps raping the plastic plant.
Famazingly David: J-Lo
Cromulent1: that's G-Lo
Kearney1900: George Lopez, bah.
The Blind Target: GodDAMMIT
Famazingly David: in spanish, g sounds like j and j sounds like g.
The Blind Target: How did babadi die?
Famazingly David: or maybe thats just french.
Kearney1900: C16 just found out he was jacking off to George Lopez.
Zathu Koon: Wait to go c16.
Zathu Koon: *way
Cromulent1: Buu killed Babadi
Kearney1900: Are you talking about DragonBallz again?
The Blind Target: How?
Famazingly David: ubuu!
Cromulent1: I forget exactly
Cromulent1: he just got mad at him for controlling him and killed him
Cromulent1: Sit, Ubu, sit!
Cromulent1: Good dog!
The Blind Target: How does kid Buu die?
Cromulent1: I haven't seen that far yet
Cromulent1: those eps haven't aired yet on CN have they?
The Blind Target: Majin Buu is gay.
The Blind Target: Look at that fat chin!
The Blind Target: It's gay!
Cromulent1: so.... fat chin = gay?
Cromulent1: weird
The Blind Target: Fay neck for guzzling!
Kearney1900: Jay Leno is a fucking Village Person then.
Cromulent1: HA!
Zathu Koon: Heh
Famazingly David: new pictures of the new console coming out
Kearney1900: You are an idiot!
Cromulent1: Well, I needs to takes me a shower
Kearney1900: In teh outhouse?
Famazingly David: poobath
Cromulent1: No, in the bathroom across the hall
The Blind Target: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Famazingly David: HAHAHAHA
Cromulent1: . . . ...
Famazingly David: This is one wacky gameshow.
Kearney1900: Blind Target found he was jacking off to Louie Anderson, not Pamela Anderson.
Famazingly David: or I might've crashed his browser, one of the two.
The Blind Target: *spunks*
Famazingly David: so c16, did you click on the link?
The Blind Target: Yes, you fat pimply dick.
Famazingly David: you got pwn3d, duz3rz!
The Blind Target: Paste the link, I want to send it to me sister!
Famazingly David: http://superfun.30e.com/
Famazingly David: Just remember, when your banging your sister, tell her to call you dave.
The Blind Target: Sure thing.
Famazingly David: and bang her within a few days.
Kearney1900: Eww.
The Blind Target: munchkin 31O: I know thatmunchkin 31O: that shit has a virusThe Blind Target: No it doesn.The Blind Target: doesn't.
Kearney1900: Hahahahaha.
Cromulent1: heh
Cromulent1: well, now I'm actually going to shower instead of just saying I am
Kearney1900: It's raining rain!
The Blind Target: She says when she clicks on the link, she gets a message from her virus scanner.
Famazingly David: wild
The Blind Target: gothfreak1988: hiThe Blind Target: yoThe Blind Target: word to your mother!gothfreak1988: w\eThe Blind Target: Yup.
The Blind Target: The Blind Target: Where's your dildo?The Blind Target: Fucking gook!
Kearney1900: I think Spectre and Spittor are having an affair.
X9 Spectre: I'm here, I'm just not saying anything.
The Blind Target: Lesbian!
X9 Spectre: I wish.
The Blind Target: You wish alot of things.
The Blind Target: DYKE!
Kearney1900: I play a lesbian in chat rooms.
The Blind Target: Links.
Famazingly David: I played a jew and kearney was a nazi once.
Cromulent1: In a production of The Sound of Music
Cromulent1: or something
Kearney1900: Hey, you're supposed to be showering.
Cromulent1: yeah, well, someone took the good shower
Cromulent1: really
Famazingly David: all that was left was the piss colored one?
Kearney1900: So what we've learned: Spectre is not like the deaf swan in Trumpet of the Swan, C16 fucked his sister, and FS is a jew.
Zathu Koon: Amazing.
Kearney1900: And Spittor is pure evil.
Famazingly David: I seem to be one big jumble of minorities.
Cromulent1: like Irish?
The Blind Target: Gay!
Kearney1900: Remember when C16 thought that guy was actually a chick?
Famazingly David: no, they are majorities in the pissed and drunk commmunities.
The Blind Target: What guy?
Cromulent1: ah
Zathu Koon has left the room.
The Blind Target: Dude, .Hack///Sign is gonna play on Cartoon Network!
Kearney1900: Wow, that's old news.
Kearney1900: Chink.
The Blind Target: I know, but I saw a commercial for it now.
The Blind Target: I want to play that game.
Cromulent1: I didn't know
Cromulent1: is it a good show?
The Blind Target: Cause you're gay.
The Blind Target: I dunno...
Kearney1900: UWC is gay?!
Cromulent1: I'm not gay... just underinformed
The Blind Target: Underinformer=curious
Kearney1900: Well, this changes everything.
Cromulent1: curious about TV shows
Cromulent1: IT CHANGES NOTHING!!!!
Kearney1900: So you're bi-curious about TV shows?
The Blind Target: And about MEN'S DICKS UP YOUR ASS!
The Blind Target: And how it feels.
Cromulent1: bah, I give up
Cromulent1: but I'm not gay
Kearney1900: That's the PR spirit.
The Blind Target: You sure?
Cromulent1: I'm sure
The Blind Target: You never know until the dick is a quater lenth into your anus!
Cromulent1: How do you know that?
Cromulent1: HA!
The Blind Target: That's what Fangwing told me.
Kearney1900: C16 tries to hide his homosexuality by calling others gay.
Cromulent1: yeah
Famazingly David: hypocritical homosexual.
The Blind Target: Closet Queer!
Kearney1900: Is C16.
The Blind Target: You like to cyber with men.
Kearney1900: No I don't.
The Blind Target: You're a homersexual!
Kearney1900: I cyber with lesbians.
The Blind Target: That are really men.
The Blind Target: And you know that.
Kearney1900: C16 liked his gym teacher in a very special way.
The Blind Target: Yeah, she was hot.
Kearney1900: Your gym teacher was male.
The Blind Target: So was your first love.
Kearney1900: Now you're just being a PR.
Kearney1900: DAMN RIGHT!
Kearney1900: Hoebag.
The Blind Target: Your father.
Kearney1900: Your cousin!
The Blind Target: PR's cousin!
Kearney1900: You are PR's cousin!
Cromulent1: The truth is out!
Famazingly David has left the room.
The Blind Target: You suck dick for coke.
Kearney1900: You suck dick for free.
The Blind Target: Herion head.
Kearney1900: UWC head!
Cromulent1: !!!!
The Blind Target: You want to eat baby Jesus!
Kearney1900: You want to eat baby UWC!
The Blind Target: *munch*
Kearney1900: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cromulent1: Is that my torso! It is!
The Blind Target: I eat puppies.
Kearney1900: Now Grown UWC will never exist!
Cromulent1: What are you hacking? Is it my torso? It is!
The Blind Target: You fucking moron.
The Blind Target: UWC is still a baby!
The Blind Target: The gud meat's in da hedd!
Kearney1900: He is?
Kearney1900: Then are we back in time to 1982 or whenever?
Big Bot Man 101 has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Sluts!
The Blind Target: Cockstuffers!
Big Bot Man 101: Moron.
Cromulent1: TSFC!
The Blind Target: WHEEE!
Big Bot Man 101: Hello UWC. How are you this afternoon?
The Blind Target: What's with the gay small talk?
Cromulent1: Not bad, though it feels like morning :-P
Kearney1900: Ah, the memories.
Cromulent1: you?
Big Bot Man 101: Heh. About the same. I worked all night, so to me this is morning.
Cromulent1: heh
Kearney1900: We were talking about Time Travel and eating babies.
Kearney1900: Specifically Baby UWC.
The Blind Target: Time to eat Baby TSFC!
Big Bot Man 101: Time for you to get some oxygen.
The Blind Target: Yeah, I do need it.
The Blind Target: My room is full of fart gas.
Kearney1900: Now don't make fun of C16 just because he's a little...different.
The Blind Target: When i go outside and come back in, even I can tell there's a smell in here.\
Kearney1900: Different=retarded.
The Blind Target: DURrRrrrrr:-!
The Blind Target: mamMMY!
Kearney1900: Oh, I remember the memories I had surrounding TSFC and FWC. Those were the days of our lives.
Big Bot Man 101: Ernestine...is there a specific reason for this chat?
The Blind Target: Yes.
Big Bot Man 101: Those days are far behind me, and quite honestly, I really don't give a shit about it much. =\
The Blind Target: This chat is to last all day.
Kearney1900: They were still hi-larious.
Big Bot Man 101: I hope you enjoy speaking to yourself online for about 10 hours or so...
Cromulent1: you an rest assured that he does
Big Bot Man 101: The voices keep him company.
Kearney1900: It's gonna be me and C16 for 14 hours. It'll be the longest chat ever made.
Big Bot Man 101: God be with you.
Kearney1900: It'll have guest stars too, like Ernest Borgnine and the Big Bopper.
The Blind Target: I'm going to leave for an hour later on.
The Blind Target: God?
The Blind Target: Fuck him!
Big Bot Man 101: and the line that was made....just got crossed. Have a nice one.
Big Bot Man 101 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Let it be shown that Big Bot Man 101 is the gayest AIM name ever.
The Blind Target: What a fag.
The Blind Target: 101=School for teh fagz
Kearney1900: Remember when Cyclonus2010 drew semen on his pic?
The Blind Target: No...
Kearney1900: It was a while ago. It was great.
Cromulent1: I don't think I ever saw that pic
Kearney1900: It was funny.
Kearney1900: They drew cum on his lips.
Cromulent1: ah
The Blind Target: Whose lips?
Kearney1900: TSFC's.
Zathu Koon has entered the room.
The Blind Target: His real picture?
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: FIND THIS NOW.
Zathu Koon: I'm out to do shit, bbl
Zathu Koon has left the room.
Cromulent1: ok, I htink the shower's free now
Cromulent1: be back in a few minutes
Kearney1900: Spittor is going to jack off.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: Shit=His Dick.
Kearney1900: So it's down to us and Spectre. Who do we eat first if we get trapped?
The Blind Target: Spectre, because he won't say anything.
The Blind Target: Plus, his meat is young and tender.
Kearney1900: Not even when he's being eaten?
The Blind Target: nope.
Kearney1900: Is he like Silent Bob?
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Kearney1900: And you're Gay...I mean Jay.
The Blind Target: You're Homo Simpsor
Kearney1900: I am not.
Kearney1900: You're Gay-R.
The Blind Target: Am not.
The Blind Target: I'm still alive.
Kearney1900: Who Cocked Gay-R?
The Blind Target: You did.
Kearney1900: No, Smithers did.
Kearney1900: You dogwhore.
The Blind Target: Wanker
Kearney1900: FS!
The Blind Target: Your mother.
Kearney1900: FS is your mother!
The Blind Target: Chibodee Crockett!
Kearney1900: Find more people to chat.
Cromulent1: Reduced to using funny-sounding names from G Gundam, C16?
Kearney1900: We need more people. The chat is dying!
The Blind Target: It's deat.
The Blind Target: *pokes dead horse with stick*
Kearney1900: We need to resurrect it.
The Blind Target: Yes.
The Blind Target: Agreed.
Kearney1900: So find people.
The Blind Target: Nobody's on my list now.
Kearney1900: UWC?
Cromulent1: let me check
Cromulent1: let's see...
Cromulent1: Mike Miksch, Murry... that's about it
Kearney1900: Damn.
Kearney1900: They're too cosmopolitan for here.
Cromulent1: well, and ExVeeBrawn
Kearney1900: We need people like us.
Cromulent1: problem is, we're the people like us
Kearney1900: Crazy people! Retards! PRs!
The Blind Target: BuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDIE!
Kearney1900: Where are the other people like us?
Kearney1900: Where's PR and FS? Where's Hot Rod?
Cromulent1 has left the room.
Cromulent1 has entered the room.
Cromulent1: I wonder what happened to my connection
Cromulent1: oh well
Kearney1900: You're the Yellow Ranger now.
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Woo-woo!
sweetlips114: hello?
sweetlips114: who sent me here?
Kearney1900: Blind Target.
Kearney1900: He sent you.
sweetlips114: ok
sweetlips114: sound off your names
sweetlips114: i am having jenna come in here hold on
The Blind Target: Hi!
The Blind Target: *waves like an idiot*
jebennaba890 has entered the room.
jebennaba890: hi
The Blind Target: Hey!
sweetlips114: hey do i kno anyone in here?
The Blind Target: Are you hot?
jebennaba890: yeaH
sweetlips114: hell ya me and jenna both are ded sexy bitches!
jebennaba890: SO IS LISA
sweetlips114: damn are we hot
sweetlips114: ha
The Blind Target: Do you like to suck dick too?
jebennaba890: YOUD GO BLINDE
jebennaba890: YEAH
hotguyams has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Are you two lesbians?
jebennaba890: BI
The Blind Target: That's hot as fuck!
sweetlips114: is it only guys in here
jebennaba890: I KNOW
sweetlips114: besides me and jenna?
Kearney1900: Cromulent is a girl.
sweetlips114: asl everyone
The Blind Target: I think so.
hotguyams has left the room.
Kearney1900: 22-m-russia here.
The Blind Target: Liar!
The Blind Target: 20/M/Miami
jebennaba890: 15/F/MO
sweetlips114: 15 f mo
sweetlips114: 14f mo
sweetlips114: shit  idont kno?
The Blind Target: You 2 ever met eahc other?
jebennaba890: YEAH
jebennaba890: SHES AT MY HOUSE
sweetlips114: yea!
sweetlips114: we are friedns and st the same house
The Blind Target: What does she taste like?
sweetlips114: sweet
sweetlips114: and jenna is ....bgdyguire
The Blind Target: What?
jebennaba890: GOOD
The Blind Target: You should go over an eat her out while she's on the computer.
jebennaba890: SHES SITTIN NEXT TO ME
jebennaba890: WERE ON DIF COMPUTERS
The Blind Target: Go for it then.
sweetlips114: but we cant do that!
The Blind Target: Sure you can!
sweetlips114: O:-)
jebennaba890: :-P
The Blind Target: Aw, you guys suck!
jebennaba890: DICK
Kearney1900: You guys suck as lesbians!
The Blind Target: Yeah, put on a show for us!
jebennaba890: I CAN ONLY EAT ANOTHER GIRL OUT IF IM GIVIN A GUY A HANDJOB AT THE SAMEW TIME
Kearney1900: Is that your weakness or something?
jebennaba890: HUH
The Blind Target: How about I give myself a handjob while you eat her out?
jebennaba890: NO
sweetlips114: it wouldnt be the same
Kearney1900: You guys are mediocre lesbians.
The Blind Target: Talk about boring.
Kearney1900: C+ at best.
The Blind Target: Yeah, Kearny here has cybered with guys betetr than you two.
sweetlips114: eww
sweetlips114: isnt he a guy??
sweetlips114: he is gay?!!?
jebennaba890: WELL WE DONT CYBER....ONLY DO IT N REAL LIFE
sweetlips114: nasty!
Kearney1900: I'm a better lesbian than both of you fags.
sweetlips114: hey!
sweetlips114: you want to start shit wiht us!!1
The Blind Target: Hahahaha.
sweetlips114: bring it spic!
sweetlips114: shit!
Kearney1900: What're you gonna do, eat some carpet?
The Blind Target: Do you even know what a spci is?
sweetlips114: no
sweetlips114: we need a guy for thst
sweetlips114: nope!
Kearney1900: That's why you are bad lesbians.
The Blind Target: Then why did you say it?
sweetlips114: cuz i am gay
sweetlips114: i mean les
The Blind Target: I bet your pussy taste like battery acid.
sweetlips114: um..i dont kno what that tastes like so i dont kno?
Cromulent1: I'm back from the shower, everyone!
sweetlips114: maybe like pancakes!
jebennaba890: SEXY KINDA
Kearney1900: Thanks for the information, UWC.
The Blind Target: And the Cromulen returns!
sweetlips114: oh that is really sexy
jebennaba890: I BET SHES HOT
sweetlips114: and hot
Kearney1900: March of Dykes!
sweetlips114: iam getting wet
jebennaba890: ME 2
Cromulent1: You bet I am!
The Blind Target: For those of you who have just tuned in:
The Blind Target: Two mediocre lesbrians refuse to eat each other out for our benifit.
sweetlips114: oh i bet you are to?
sweetlips114: what you wearing
Cromulent1: shorts and a T-shirt
sweetlips114: oh
sweetlips114: you should take that stuff of
jebennaba890: YEAHTAKE IT OFF!\
Cromulent1: I'll have to eventually
sweetlips114: wise ass!
Cromulent1: it certainly is
Kearney1900: You lesbians are subpar.
sweetlips114: dont get smart!
Kearney1900: God, if this were a porno film you'd be having sex by now.
jebennaba890: SPEAK ENGLISH
The Blind Target: Yeah, I'm not even aroused.
sweetlips114: we are what?
Kearney1900: This isn't arousing or amusing!
sweetlips114: she wont take her clothes off!
sweetlips114: how could it be?!!?
sweetlips114: we are on a comp.
sweetlips114: dumb ass!
The Blind Target: What are you wearing?
sweetlips114: nothing
jebennaba890: NOTHING
sweetlips114: but the other girl is!
The Blind Target: Then rub each other
jebennaba890: WE R
The Blind Target: That's not a girl.
Cromulent1: I'm taking them off now
Kearney1900: He's just George Cook, Master of Disguise!
sweetlips114: oh is she bi to
sweetlips114: i thoguht she wasnt?
The Blind Target: Tell us what you're doing to each other!
Kearney1900: He's no lesbian! He's just plain old country fresh UWC.
Cromulent1: Fresh as a daisy!
sweetlips114 has left the room.
Cromulent1: Bah
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Stupid dykes.
sweetlips114: sorry got kicked off
Cromulent1: Welcome back, then!
sweetlips114: oh well hey!
sweetlips114: ok ok we lied!
sweetlips114: we are not bi
sweetlips114: we are stright and like the dick!
The Blind Target: I knew it.
jebennaba890: LOL
Cromulent1: He knew it.
jebennaba890: WE TRICKED U
sweetlips114: it is all true!
sweetlips114: and if this is the table it was nt a good joke!
Cromulent1: ??
Kearney1900: You're bad at sucking dick too, I bet.
sweetlips114: yeah i kno
Cromulent1: Ha, you've been had, as well
sweetlips114: i neevr have
Cromulent1: me = a guy
sweetlips114: i said we like the dick that dont mean i got to suck it
The Blind Target: Me too
Kearney1900: C16 likes dick.
Cromulent1: I disguised myself since Blind Target said I was female
sweetlips114: we new you were a guy
The Blind Target: No wait!
Cromulent1: so?
Cromulent1: bah
The Blind Target: Me=guy too!
sweetlips114: wait i thoguth everyone in here was a guy??
Cromulent1: haha
sweetlips114: there was a girl!!!
Cromulent1: it was me
Kearney1900: Dumbasses!
sweetlips114: you neevr told ud!!
sweetlips114: so you are the dumbass!
jebennaba890 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Gay!
sweetlips114: who just goes around inviting people to chats they dont even kno!!!
The Blind Target: http://www.imgvault.com/doujin/final_fantasy_vii/limit_break_en/fullsize.php?img=00013.gif
Cromulent1: "sweetlips114: is it only guys in herejebennaba890: I KNOWsweetlips114: besides me and jenna?Kearney1900: Cromulent is a girl."
Kearney1900: I never said that.
Cromulent1: I just copied it from the chat!
Cromulent1: You lie!
sweetlips114 has left the room.
Kearney1900: You lie, you non-C16!
Cromulent1: well, that was short-lived
The Blind Target: More lezzie please.
Kearney1900: I'm looking for some fags to bash.
LilBoi830 has entered the room.
LilBoi830 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Stupid LilBoi.
xxT02xx has entered the room.
Kearney1900: HOMO!
Cromulent1: haha
Kearney1900: It's xxT02xx to the ass backwards mobile!
The Blind Target: Teh gayz love teh dik
Kearney1900: His sidekick is strap-on.
xxT02xx has left the room.
Kearney1900: He left. Damn.
The Blind Target: The fag.
Kearney1900: Now it's back to 4 [3 alive]....
Kearney1900: We are the Fantastic 3!
The Blind Target: I'm Mr. Fantastico!
The Blind Target: Cromulent is the Invisible Woman and K is the Thing!
Kearney1900: And C16 as the Human Flamer.
The Blind Target: The next person get to be the Human Flamer!
The Blind Target: HA!
The Blind Target: We read each other's minds!
The Blind Target: Creepy
Cromulent1 has left the room.
The Blind Target: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kearney1900: Damn that UWC.
The Blind Target: Unstoppable White Cracker.
The Blind Target: Damn, how long has this chat been going on for?
Kearney1900: 5 hours or so.
The Blind Target: WoooEEEE!
Kearney1900: Cock Locker, try inviting Cromulent.
The Blind Target: Damn, i gotta do all the work?
Kearney1900: Cause you're the spic.
Cromulent1 has entered the room.
Cromulent1: finally!
Kearney1900: Wooooo!
The Blind Target: Fuck you, wacker!
Kearney1900: It's back to 4.
Kearney1900: The FAMAZINGLY FOUR!
Cromulent1: mind if I invite Chemnerd?
Kearney1900: Go for it.
The Blind Target: Go ahead!
Kearney1900: If he's annoying, we got a new PR.
x mrping x has entered the room.
Cromulent1: haha
Cromulent1: Welcome aboard!
x mrping x: GAH!
Kearney1900: MrPong, eh?
x mrping x: PING
x mrping x: I don't like that game much actually
Kearney1900: Fine, from now on you're to be called C16 Junior.
The Blind Target: YAY THE NERD!
x mrping x: pong that is
Cromulent1: Ping is a high-end brand of golf clubs
x mrping x: no no no - I won't be called Junior
x mrping x: it is I, ChemNerd
x mrping x: no one else
Kearney1900: You can be C-Ju.
The Blind Target: How come i don't see you on my list?
Kearney1900: Because you're blind, C16.
Cromulent1: elfin magic?
x mrping x: *shrug* I dunno
Kearney1900: Blind from the jacking.
x mrping x: because monkies have 12 legs and have clubbed you with them
The Blind Target: I AM BEN DEVIL!
Cromulent1: hey, there's a topic
The Blind Target: Shit.
Cromulent1: who's gonna see Daredevil?
Kearney1900: I'm going to see it.
Cromulent1: We all know about your Affleck-philia
Kearney1900: I bet Matt Damon's gonna get front row seats so he can see his husband.
x mrping x: ewwww
Cromulent1: ha
x mrping x: I don't know - was it someone other than Ben, I'd see it
x mrping x: but I hate him
x mrping x: he's annoying
Kearney1900: Project Gaylight!
The Blind Target: Ha!
x mrping x: just wrong man
The Blind Target: Watch yourself. We make lots of gay jokes in here.
x mrping x: oh it's fine
Kearney1900: I bet J-Lo and Matt are gonna get into cat fights.
x mrping x: as I've said "It takes a man very secure in his heterosexuality to have sex with another man" - well a friend of a friend says it
x mrping x: they will
The Blind Target: That's gay.
x mrping x: they'll claw each others eyes out with tacs
Cromulent1: ouch
x mrping x: GAY GAY GAY - it's all you people know.  What about bisexuals and transvestives and George Bush
x mrping x: ??
Kearney1900: I bet Matt Damon's mail is entitled "Mrs. Ben Affleck".
x mrping x: so we're going on the assumption he's the woman?
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Kearney1900: Because Ben's dating J-Lo.
x mrping x: on what grounds if I can ask?
x mrping x: well
x mrping x: thats no real proof
Kearney1900: Who is Matt Damon dating? Nobody.
x mrping x: okay - so how does that support him being the woman
x mrping x: I don't disagree
x mrping x: but my rulling is just that he seems more fruity
x mrping x: maybe Ben and J-Lo have a reverse relationship.  She can duke him in his ass with a strap on, so maybe he's the woman
x mrping x: maybe every night Matt drives it home in old Ben
Kearney1900: Maybe they're both the woman.
x mrping x: they have tea parties and knit and butt bang each other
x mrping x: okay
Cromulent1: I hate to leave this fascinating discourse, but I gotta go
x mrping x: I'll accept this
Kearney1900: Bah!
x mrping x: No Andy - you must STAY!
Cromulent1: no...
Kearney1900: You traitor.
x mrping x: STAY AND JOIN!
x mrping x: be one
Kearney1900: Where are you going, then?
Cromulent1: I'll leave this window open, but I'll be elsewhere
Cromulent1: going to see a movie
x mrping x: I know where you live Andy, and I'm not afraid to post it on a gay message board!
Cromulent1: !!!!!!!!!!
Kearney1900: He'll do it!
The Blind Target: HAa!
Cromulent1: You don't know my address...
x mrping x: But I do
Cromulent1: well, regardless, I'm out
Cromulent1: later, all
x mrping x: what movie?
Kearney1900: Of the closet!
x mrping x: *clinging*
Kearney1900: HAHAHAHAHA!
Cromulent1: ...Gangs of New York
The Blind Target: What a fag!
x mrping x: hahahahahah!
Kearney1900: Gangbangs of New York!
Cromulent1: bah
Kearney1900: Hahahahahaha!
x mrping x: Poor Melissa had no idea what she was getting into
x mrping x: who are you going to see it with?
Cromulent1: Melissa?
x mrping x: Gangbang - she's in the gangbang andy
x mrping x: get it together
Cromulent1: I'm seeing it by myself, but I'm meeting my family at the theater
Kearney1900: The what?
Cromulent1: they're seeing other things
The Blind Target: Polly Rides Again!
x mrping x: huh?
x mrping x: AHAHAHA!
The Blind Target: Polly=Dildo
Kearney1900: RIDE THE STEEL HORSE WILL SMITH!
Cromulent1: well, I'm off
Cromulent1: bye
x mrping x: RIDE HIM!
x mrping x: okay
Kearney1900: Buh-bye.
x mrping x: have fun Baggo
The Blind Target: WAIT!
The Blind Target: Don't forget to butter you popcorn!
x mrping x: he's left - to see that gangbang movie
x mrping x: hehehehe
x mrping x: he'll butter his ass for that movie - he's meeting a man
x mrping x: no, thats wrong to suggest he's gay - I have no proof
x mrping x: and he's a friend, so we should be nice
x mrping x: *smirk* should
Kearney1900: We have proof that you're gay, though.
x mrping x: really???
Kearney1900: Roll the video entitled "PR and Chemnerd", C16.
The Blind Target: Yep.
x mrping x: Woooow
x mrping x: I shall be sure to inform my family, my girlfriend, and my friends ASAP
Famazingly David has entered the room.
Kearney1900: You would do that.
The Blind Target: x mrping: oh you're so LONG AND hard Daniel! DanielLovesItHard: ooo yeah my ass is begging for u!
Famazingly David: wow, this is so sad.
Kearney1900: This chat must last forever.
x mrping x: YHAAHAHA!
The Blind Target: *raises hands in air*
The Blind Target: yes
The Blind Target: Yes.
The Blind Target: YES.
The Blind Target: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kearney1900: We're on Hour 5.
x mrping x: hmmmm
The Blind Target: Save the convo right now
x mrping x: Well guys - I'll be back in a bit - I've gotta call a bunch of people you know?
The Blind Target: For medicinal purposes.
x mrping x: well apparently I'm gay
x mrping x: so
Kearney1900: Gotta call PR, eh?
The Blind Target: Our Guest Star is leaving!
x mrping x: I've got people to tell
x mrping x: I'll be back
Kearney1900: Goodbye Guest Star Jerry Lewis!
x mrping x: I'll leave the window open and the light off
x mrping x: feel free to break in at any time and steal my valuables
Famazingly David: Time to get my swerve on.
x mrping x: like my baby jesus buttplug
Famazingly David: or the hello kitty vibrator?
x mrping x: *shakes head* no - I couldn't get one of those
x mrping x: I'm kinda broke at the momment
The Blind Target: Don't forget the David Hasslehof Nipple clamps
x mrping x: you have NO IDEA how much lube you run through when pounding the hersy highway
Kearney1900: Kearney1900: When did it start?The Blind Target: Just now.The Blind Target: Let's try to keep it going all day!
Kearney1900: First three lines in the chat.
x mrping x: *cheers*
x mrping x: well I'm off
x mrping x: -----HAS LEFT THE ROOM-----
The Blind Target: Hot!
Kearney1900: So, the original Famazingly Four is here.
Kearney1900: Kearney! C16! UWC! FS!
Kearney1900: And S.P.E.C.T.R.E., the hated robot.
The Blind Target: *bzzt*
The Blind Target: This is the longest orgasm I've ever had.
Kearney1900: The what now?
The Blind Target: =-O*splat*
The Blind Target: --------------------->~~~~~~
The Blind Target: ---->~~~
The Blind Target: :-D
Famazingly David: You know how you rub it till it gets to breaking point, but then you stop, and do it again, and it feels more tingly?
The Blind Target: You should know.
The Blind Target: Too bad we can't get Maximum Convoy in here.
Kearney1900: Why not?
Famazingly David: Is he on?
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
sweetlips114: hello?
sweetlips114: who sent me here?
Kearney1900: Yo.
Famazingly David: hey, swank ass.
Kearney1900: Blind Target.
sweetlips114: hey who wants to hear some black jokes?
sweetlips114: ok...guess not bye!
sweetlips114 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Slut.
Kearney1900: The lez from before.
Famazingly David: so when do we get c16 on kearney action shots?
The Blind Target: Never.
Kearney1900: Agreed, never.
Famazingly David: ok, how about kearney on c16?
Famazingly David: She looks extremely slow.  But when they are naked, how can you say no?
Kearney1900: You are an idiot!
The Blind Target: I'm not falling for that one again...
Kearney1900: You will.
The Blind Target: Never, Cernie!
Famazingly David: ok, here is the real retarded porn.
Famazingly David: look at the hands and the toe sucking, AYE!
Kearney1900: Crazy.
Kearney1900: Dead.
The Blind Target: Talk!
Kearney1900: C16 FUCKS SPOTTED SEA COW!
The Blind Target: Breathe damn you BREATHE!
The Blind Target: Cow is sleeping over an older woman's house.
Kearney1900: Your mother?
Famazingly David: indeed
The Blind Target: no.
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: Slut.
The Blind Target: This chat is OVER!!!!!!!!!
Famazingly David: Like Mike is one fucked up movie.
Kearney1900: This chat is never over.
Famazingly David: in the end tracy morgan adopts the little blond and bow wow
The Blind Target: What I created, I can uncreate!
Kearney1900: Never!
The Blind Target: DIE YOU FILTHY SPEC OF DIRT!
Kearney1900: You die now!
The Blind Target: You die!
The Blind Target: You die and you go o hell!
Kearney1900: Never. Never ever ever.
The Blind Target: I leave and i take this chat with me!
The Blind Target: It's like kalidor leaving the Allspark!
Kearney1900: Only you're not fat.
The Blind Target: I'm extremly un-fat.
The Blind Target: You stupid coon!
Kearney1900: You're Canadian.
The Blind Target: You'e jew.
The Blind Target: You stupid sand nigger!
Kearney1900: You camel.
The Blind Target: You give you ass away like it was failing stock!
Kearney1900: Buh?
The Blind Target: GOTCHA!
psychoholic45 has entered the room.
playa2242224222 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: You're addicted to psychohol?
playa2242224222: asl everyone
psychoholic45: yea
The Blind Target: Yeah, it's great.
Kearney1900: 18-f-ny
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
psychoholic45: 19m
sweetlips114: hello?
The Blind Target: yo
playa2242224222: asl everyone
Kearney1900: Yo.
sweetlips114: who keepes sending me in here?
playa2242224222: 18/m
Kearney1900: Blind Target.
sweetlips114: do any of you want to hear black jokes now?
The Blind Target: 20/M/Miami
The Blind Target: Sure
playa2242224222: if ur a horny girl im me
psychoholic45: i wanna hear black jokes
The Blind Target: Racists!
Kearney1900: Let's hear them.
sweetlips114: ok
The Blind Target: Let's go!
sweetlips114: what do u call a bus full of niggers?
sweetlips114: americas most wanted
The Blind Target: That's stupid.
sweetlips114:  there is a black kid and a white kid in 3rd grade who has the bigger willy?
The Blind Target: The black kid of course.
Kearney1900: Duh.
sweetlips114: the black kid cuz he is 18
psychoholic45: coz hes 35
The Blind Target: Durr lok at me IM funny!
sweetlips114 has left the room.
The Blind Target: idiot.
Kearney1900: She's been in here like 8 times.
playa2242224222: horny 18/m/pa any horny ladies wanna moan over their mic for me im me age is not a big deal ill let u know if ur to old or young or press 3 and ill im u
The Blind Target: black kid=18     huh?
The Blind Target: Playa go fuck yourself.
The Blind Target: You're a fag.
playa2242224222: thats physacaly impossible
Kearney1900: He's a playafucker.
playa2242224222 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Fag.
Kearney1900: Double fag.
Kearney1900: He's a douchefag.
Famazingly David: fagot de deux
The Blind Target: David's a triple fagchanger
psychoholic45: how do u get a black kid out of a tree
Famazingly David: Kearney est tard pour son appointment avec monsieur dominatrix.
The Blind Target: Shut the fuck up, racist cock strangler.
psychoholic45: i aint racist
psychoholic45: i got a color tv
Famazingly David: what do you call a black guy with a peg leg?  Give up?  A popsicle! (Not, he may also be called a black dude with a peg leg)
The Blind Target: White people are more colored than blck people.
Kearney1900: Duh.
The Blind Target: White, pink, grey, beige...
psychoholic45: it dont matter, most balck people are criminals
Famazingly David: most white folk are pink, and most black folk are brown.
psychoholic45: black come in all colors too, black brown purple...
The Blind Target: Some of the most evil people EVER were white.
Famazingly David: hitler, for instance
psychoholic45: thats right
The Blind Target: Stalin.
The Blind Target: Bill Gates.
Famazingly David: though he wasn't so evil, he was just mean because he had one nut and was gay.
psychoholic45: stalin is the man
psychoholic45: i love joe stalin
Kearney1900: You're gay.
Kearney1900: You hoefag.
psychoholic45: shut it sluthole
The Blind Target: You cream your jeans for Ricky Martin!
psychoholic45: stalins the man coz he wouldnt take shit
Kearney1900: If he's so great then how come he's dead?
Famazingly David: stalin's, because, wouldn't, and a period at the end might help.
The Blind Target: YEAH?
psychoholic45: coz hes old
psychoholic45: old people die
Famazingly David: periods, man, periods.
The Blind Target: Young people die too.
psychoholic45: the lucky ones
Famazingly David: so do middle aged people.
Famazingly David: uh-oh, I feel the angst.
psychoholic45: so how do u get a black kid out of a tree?
Kearney1900: Psychoholic is probably gay.
Famazingly David: I'm just jonesin' ya, fucky.
psychoholic45: psychoholic is probably gonna pack ur fudge
Famazingly David: you offer him some grits if he comes down?  I don't know.
psychoholic45: whats a grift
psychoholic45: i might like it
The Blind Target: Idiot.
Famazingly David: you don't know what grits are?  How about some greens, you do know what greens are, right?
Kearney1900: He's a classic suburban cracker.
psychoholic45: yea
psychoholic45: trees
psychoholic45: im from brooklyn
psychoholic45: i never been to the suberbs
Famazingly David: greens are vegetables, and grits are like cream of wheat.
Famazingly David: damn cracka ass translucent mothafuckaz.
psychoholic45: why u gotta call me cracker
psychoholic45: jsut coz i make fun of balck people
psychoholic45: i abust everyone
psychoholic45: i smoke the earth, i cant be racist
Famazingly David: shut up, cracka ass cracka.
Kearney1900: You get abused by your father.
Famazingly David: and your mother.
psychoholic45: i abuse urs u filthy bastard
The Blind Target: Wait...
psychoholic45: imma deck ur jaw so hard urs balls will swell
The Blind Target: You asbuse his mother...and he's a bastard?
psychoholic45 has left the room.
Kearney1900: That gringo.
Kearney1900: Signing off and all.
The Blind Target: Him?
Famazingly David: he's such a greenhorn at this.
Kearney1900: Greenhorny?
Famazingly David: ...
Famazingly David: c16's sister was right, why am I hanging out with you little boys.
Kearney1900: Because you're a pedophile.
Famazingly David: you all are a bunch of funking pervs, getting in the way of me raping his sister.  For shame.  FOR SHAME.
The Blind Target: :-(
MsHoyden2u has entered the room.
MsHoyden2u has left the room.
Audra1976 has entered the room.
fox 2324 has entered the room.
fox 2324: ?
Kearney1900: Damn, it's getting harder and harder to find racists these days.
Famazingly David: who the fuck is you, cracka
Kearney1900: So now I'm inviting Christians!
Famazingly David: haha!
Kearney1900: Jesus was black.
Kearney1900: He said "Word up holmes" a lot.
Kearney1900: And he had a pimp cane too.
fox 2324: really
Famazingly David: and he fucked little children.
fox 2324: your a pretty smart guy kearney
Kearney1900: Yes I am.
Kearney1900: Jesus had children too.
fox 2324: i suppose none of you have lifes
fox 2324: making fun of jesus is the best thing you can do
Kearney1900: He had a son named Robotussin Christ.
fox 2324: lol
The Blind Target: It's the topic for the moment.
fox 2324: very sad
Kearney1900: It's sad that you are scoffing at us like TSFC.
fox 2324: whatever
The Blind Target: God sucks!
fox 2324: maybe you should take some sort of class and learn something
Kearney1900: Hey, do you have a real life pic of yourself?
The Blind Target: Any class in specific?
fox 2324: why does God suc?
fox 2324: because you decided that he's not real?
Kearney1900: If you do, we're going to doctor it to make it look like you have semen on your lips.
The Blind Target: Becuase people mindlessly worship him.
fox 2324: why would they do that/
fox 2324: ?
The Blind Target: Putting "Got Jesus" bumper stickers on your car is rediculous.
fox 2324: why do you think they do that though?
Kearney1900: I'm gonna invite a Jew and a Muslim so we can re-enact the Crusades.
fox 2324: what bumper sticker do you have?
The Blind Target: How can you "got"  Jesus?
fox 2324: it means do you have
fox 2324: its from the milk comercials
fox 2324: got milk
fox 2324: there simply asking if you have jesus
fox 2324: because they have him
njg0882 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: IT'S JEWSDAY!
The Blind Target: You can actually have milk.
fox 2324: and there extermly happy
Kearney1900: JEWS vs. CHRISTIANS- WHO WILL WIN?
njg0882 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Jesus isn't even a tangible object.
fox 2324: you wouldnt understand because you have choosen not to believe
Audra1976: You tell them Fox!  These sad individuals are all going to Hell! 
The Blind Target: You know why I have chosen not to believe?
Famazingly David: jesus is as real as santa claus, kearney's girlfriend, and the easter bunny.
Kearney1900: Hey! My girlfriend is real!
fox 2324: i dont care what you have choosen
fox 2324: when you said God sucs thats all i needed to hear
The Blind Target: I was taken to church as a child, they tried to make me religous, but I just didn't see the point in it.
Audra1976: Save them, Fox!  It's your duty as a Christian!  Spead that word!
fox 2324: well blind target if you dont believe or care than dont believe or care
fox 2324: stop bashing it
fox 2324: grow up
The Blind Target: See, that's why i don't like christians.
Kearney1900: I believe in Super Jesus.
The Blind Target: They try to recruit people into their religion.
fox 2324: um no
Famazingly David: pressing yoru beliefs on someone isn't the christian spirit.
Kearney1900: He's like Jesus, only he has X-ray vision and magic powers.
The Blind Target: The religion itself should be enough to appeal to people.
fox 2324: i dont care if any of you believe anything i say
fox 2324: if you want to know ask
The Blind Target: "Beleive in God and you'll be saved!"
Kearney1900: His nemesis is Lex Lucifer.
fox 2324: anyone who calls on the name of the lord will be saved
The Blind Target: Saved from what?
fox 2324: stop fighting it
Famazingly David: christianity has been so warped and twisted that you get these old ladies coming up to your door at five in the morning asking you "have you found god?".
The Blind Target: Yeah, it's sick.
fox 2324: oh yeah
fox 2324: horrible
Kearney1900: You know who I hate? Mormans.
The Blind Target: ORGANIZED RELIGION is what I really have a problem with.
Kearney1900: They're like saltine crackers.
fox 2324: like i said its your choice
fox 2324: and before you continue to cry and complain
fox 2324: read the new testament t
Kearney1900: "I am not allowed to partake in drinking, or eating, or anything that is untrue to the stoner who wrote the book of Morman."
The Blind Target: What do they need all that collection money for anyway?
Audra1976: Fox, I have a question!
fox 2324: im not a mormon
Kearney1900: "I can however, have multiple sex partners!"
Kearney1900: You're a morman.
Kearney1900: I can see it in your beady black eyes and green tentacles.
fox 2324: what
Famazingly David: jew?
The Blind Target: And with so many other religions, it's stupid to beleive that yours is that right one. It's arrogant.
Kearney1900: J2: Return of the Christ! Jesus is back...and black!
fox 2324: kearney do a survey and ask any born again christian if believing in jesus was a mistake
Audra1976: Judas has to betray Jesus in order for Jesus to be crucified and die for our sins, yet Judas went to Hell for eternity and Jesus went to Heaven.  That doesn't seem fair.
The Blind Target: If the remember that is.
Audra1976: esus was at least a willing volunteer for the cross.  Did God ask Judas if he was willing to go to Hell for eternity so the resurrection could be accomplished?
fox 2324: audra your not making sense
Kearney1900: Hey, I never said I didn't believe in Jesus.
fox 2324: judas betrayed jesus
Kearney1900: All I'm saying is that he's black and he had super powers.
fox 2324: judas made a choice to betray him
Kearney1900: And a sidekick named "Rosdower".
Audra1976: But it was God's plan for him to betray Jesus right?  Otherwise Jesus would not have been crucified for out sins.
The Blind Target: Oh fuck, there are religious people in my chat room...
fox 2324: no
Kearney1900: FS, use the link to get him out.
fox 2324: if you read the new testament you know jesus knew before hand that it had to be done
fox 2324: jesus did it
fox 2324: he let it happen
fox 2324: it was his fathers will
fox 2324: audra read
Kearney1900: Hey Fox, is it true that you rape Indians?
fox 2324: dont assume
fox 2324: kearney are you 12?
Audra1976: Right, his Father's will, God's plan
Famazingly David: proof god doesn't exist
Kearney1900: No, I'm 22. And...YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
fox 2324: to die for us
fox 2324: judas made the choice
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fox 2324: peter didnt want jesus to die and what did he say to him?
fox 2324: judas could have said dont do it also
fox 2324: but he took money or jewels to tell them where he was
Kearney1900: Fox...do the American Public a favor and...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kearney1900: Bam!
fox 2324: sure kearney
Famazingly David: HERE IS PROOF THAT EVOLUTION HAPPEN.  BETTER THAN YOUR PROOF.
fox 2324: slave
Famazingly David: which is nothing more than a silly fairy tale filled book.
fox 2324: oh yes we evolved from monkeys
Famazingly David: go ahead, read it.
fox 2324: and one day there was nothing and now theres everything
fox 2324: lol
fox 2324: there was just a small bacteria
fox 2324: and now the galaxy
fox 2324: WOW
Kearney1900: FS, bring in the big guns.
fox 2324: one planet has life out of how many?
Kearney1900: IT'S GOATSE TIME!
Audra1976: Fox, YOU need to read.  The Theory of Evolution does not state we came from monkeys.  That is a common misconception.
Famazingly David: DETAILS HOW EVOLUTION WOULD WORK.
fox 2324: reading lies is a waste of my time
Famazingly David: ah, messed up link.
fox 2324: besides theres many diffrent theorys on how we came about
fox 2324: i dont have time to read man's ideas
fox 2324: go outside and look around
fox 2324: and wake up
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Famazingly David: damn.
Audra1976: And he's gone
Kearney1900: Hahaha, he was actually serious.
Famazingly David: why don't you atleast read it.
Kearney1900: I bet he was busy molesting young boys.
Famazingly David: where is the christian chat?
PhatPimp411 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Wrestling=Gay sex.
PhatPimp411: who invited me here?
Kearney1900: X9 Spectre.
Famazingly David: Nice porn site.  Bunch of cracked passwords
PhatPimp411 has left the room.
Audra1976 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Damn.
Kearney1900: Now what?
Famazingly David: where is the christian chat?
Kearney1900: It's under Christian Singles.
Kearney1900: ...So...
Kearney1900: How was your gay sex with Spectre that you said you'd have?
Kearney1900: Was it good?
Famazingly David: ...?
Kearney1900: You said yesterday that you'd fuck Spectre.
Famazingly David: hahaha, I just showed this guy goatse.cx and he warned me.
Famazingly David: what an ass crandle.
Kearney1900: That uptight bitch.
Kearney1900: I posted the entire chat.
Famazingly David: wow.
Kearney1900: Damnit!
Kearney1900: "HTML comments are not allowed".
Famazingly David: hahaha
Kearney1900: Fuck you, jew.
Famazingly David: its because you aren't csc
Kearney1900: It is?
Famazingly David: no more html for non csc's, last I checked.
Kearney1900: THOSE HOEBAGS!
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Kearney1900: Now I've posted it in 6 different posts.
Maggsbri92025 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Fuck this, I'm putting it up as an html file.
Famazingly David: Mr. Mcfly was in Like Mike
Kearney1900: NOOOOOO!
Famazingly David: well, yes.
Kearney1900: Like Mike sucks.
Kearney1900: Allen Iverson is gay.
Famazingly David: word.
Kearney1900: Word to the erd!
Kearney1900: http://kearney_1900.tripod.com/
Kearney1900: Hoe.
Famazingly David
: holy hell its long
Famazingly David: and you forgot jewish. Can't forget I'm jewish too.
Kearney1900: Oh yeah.
Kearney1900
: I'm gonna add the group chats too.
Kearney1900
: Hoe.
PumaMan540
has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Hello, PumaMan.
PumaMan540
: hey now
Kearney1900: You have joined the "Chat that never ends".
PumaMan540
: word
Kearney1900: It's been going on for 8 hours straight, and now you're a part of history.
PumaMan540
: sweet
PumaMan540: I just ran a couple miles down my street
PumaMan540: holy hell i feel like i am gonna burst
Famazingly David: hey, its fucky!
Kearney1900: Mystery Science Theater 3000 rocks hard.
PumaMan540
: word to your mother
Kearney1900: "The Final Sacrifice" is great.
Famazingly David
: me and kearney have no mothers.
Famazingly David: This was originally "the chat that will never bring back our mothers...OH GOD! THE MEMORIES!"
PumaMan540: fathers then
Famazingly David: don't even ask about the second name this chat had.
Kearney1900: Third name was "shellspark is gayer than ever".
Famazingly David
: fourth was "Shellspark is gayer than ever 2: electric boogaloo"
Kearney1900: You've got the touch.
Kearney1900
: You've got the power! YAHHHH!
Famazingly David
: doo doo-doo doo!
PumaMan540: you never bend you never break
Famazingly David: hey chico, ever have your shit pushed in?
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Kearney1900: Noooooo! Spectre!
PumaMan540
: ouch
PumaMan540: guess he doesn't have the touch
Kearney1900: Now it's down to 5.
PumaMan540
: surprisingly, neither do I.
PumaMan540: another one bites the dust
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Kearney1900: UWC, Nerdo, FS, we must recruit.
Kearney1900
: This chat must not die! Ever.
Famazingly David
: I'm prepared to go down with the ship, sir.
Kearney1900: We must add others.
Kearney1900
: You've got other people on your buddylist, right?
Famazingly David
: ...
Kearney1900: What?
Kearney1900
: C'mon.
Kearney1900
: You asshole.
Kearney1900
: You're no longer in my posse!
Kearney1900
: You're being replaced by Cuba Gooding Jr.!
Famazingly David
: cuba?
Famazingly David: he be white chocolate!
Kearney1900: Where'd C16 go to?
Kearney1900
: He's been gone for an hour.
Kearney1900
: Gentlemen and FS, we are now in Hour 8.
Kearney1900
: 8 of our 162 hour voyage.
Kearney1900
: 162/24 equals...6 days and 18 hours.
Kearney1900
: Ready for it, FS?
Famazingly David
: this is going to take awhile.
Kearney1900: Yeah, about 154 hours.
Famazingly David
: well hell
Kearney1900: We're gonna do it.
Kearney1900
: We'll need auxilaries just in case.
Kearney1900
: We must hire some cronies.
Kearney1900
: And some fuckers to chat.
Kearney1900
: Damn you UWC!
Kearney1900
: Damn you all to Hell!
Kearney1900
: ...
Famazingly David
: hahaha
Kearney1900: Shut up, Mrs. PR Optimus.
Famazingly David
: Thats it, I mgith just have to leave the chat...
Kearney1900: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Kearney1900
: You must never leave.
Kearney1900
: We're together FOREver!
Kearney1900
: Zak Attack!
Kearney1900
: SCREEEEEEECH!
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has entered the room.
KyleWQ: ?
KyleWQ: ......
Famazingly David: ?
KyleWQ: so... why did you invite me in here?
Famazingly David: it was that cock monger kearney1900
KyleWQ: hmm.. Kearney?
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Kearney1900 has entered the room.
Famazingly David: scared the piss out of ya, eh?
Kearney1900: Nah.
Kearney1900: Only if Crom and Nerd were gone.
Famazingly David: mrping is chemnerd?
Kearney1900: Yes.
Kearney1900: Idiot.
Kearney1900: I'm bored.
x mrping x has left the room.
Kearney1900: That traitor.
The Blind Target has entered the room.
The Blind Target: It lives!
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: The chat LIVES!
The Blind Target: I must commend you for keeping the chat alive in my absence.
Kearney1900: The transcript has been combined into a super transcript, spanning over 50 chapters.
The Blind Target: I wasn't able to get back on because of the local black man dubbed Da Buddah Man.
The Blind Target: I assume EVERYTHING has been saved and recorded, yes?
Kearney1900: Yes.
Kearney1900: Everything.
The Blind Target: EXCELLENT.
The Blind Target: TRULEY the longest chat ever.
Kearney1900: At least the longest today.
The Blind Target: WHOOOOOOOO!
The Blind Target: Famizing Four, into ACTION!
The Blind Target: Mr.Fantastico!
Kearney1900: Someone needs to carry the mantle for me when my time has come.
Kearney1900: This isn't just about me, or FS, or UWC.
The Blind Target: Hm?
Kearney1900: It's not even about Shaft.
Kearney1900: It's about the *people*. The people banding together to break a stupid record!
The Blind Target: YES!
The Blind Target: PREACH IT BRUDDAH!
Kearney1900: The Never Ending Chat: The Movie is starting production.
The Blind Target: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have been cast.
Kearney1900: As shellspark and PR.
Kearney1900: I'm played by Denzel Washington.
The Blind Target: And me?
Kearney1900: Tom Green.
The Blind Target: HEll no!
Kearney1900: You're Tom Green, man.
The Blind Target: @#%$ no way!
Kearney1900: Fine. What about Ashton Kutcher?
The Blind Target: Acceptable.
The Blind Target: My new title at your board:
The Blind Target: Played by Ashton Kutcher
Kearney1900: Muhahahahaha.
Kearney1900: FS will be played by Dick Cheney.
The Blind Target: Ha
Kearney1900: UWC=Matt Groening.
Kearney1900: Spectre=Alan Rickman
The Blind Target: Who's that?
Kearney1900: Snape from Harry Potthead.
The Blind Target: I didn't watch that @#%$.
Kearney1900: You were jerking off to the kids.
The Blind Target: Hot three some!
Kearney1900: The tagline for the movie is: The few, the proud, the 1337.
Double Spy Punch has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Welcome!
The Blind Target: This is the neverending chat!
The Blind Target: Hour 10
The Blind Target: The topic is:
The Blind Target: The Never Ending Chat: The Movie
The Blind Target: Discuss.
Kearney1900: We've signed such stars as Denzel Washington, and such gay stars as Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
The Blind Target: I'll be played by Ashton Kutcher.
The Blind Target: Oh wait, he's too tall...
Kearney1900: And not a spic.
Double Spy Punch: If Emmanuel Lewis isn't here, I'm not either.
Kearney1900: Webster, eh?
Kearney1900: I ever tell you the story of when me, Webster, PR and Denzel went to a bar?
The Blind Target: It's my favorite story!
Famazingly David: webster said "who likes smoked ham!"
The Blind Target: It's Fam Dave!
Famazingly David: and the @#%$ am I going to be played by that white power mothafucka.
The Blind Target: FABULOUS!
Famazingly David: I'll be played by MC Chris.
Famazingly David: or Dave Chappelle.
The Blind Target: Dave Chappelle is too good for you white ass.
The Blind Target: You'll be played byGeoge Carlin.
Famazingly David: deal.
Kearney1900: ...so then Webster's RIDING the mechanical bull, and winning! THEN PR whispers "I love you" into Denzel's ear! So Denzel's POUNDING the slut, all while I'm downing my 8th shot of tequila.
Famazingly David: And I'm in the corner setting another world record in galaga.
Famazingly David: slut=PR?
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gothfreak1988 has left the room.
Famazingly David: that was fast.
Kearney1900: Yeah, slut=PR.
Famazingly David: oh, ok.
Famazingly David: Glad I'm not played by Denzel.
Kearney1900: I see that DSP is our new Spectre.
Famazingly David: fugging wanker he is.
gothfreak1988 has entered the room.
gothfreak1988: hi
Kearney1900: Who's gothfreak?
The Blind Target: Some person that IMes me.
Famazingly David: isn't that flats?
Kearney1900: Can't be.
gothfreak1988: umm.. hi
The Blind Target: This is one of Kearney's "Special Chat Freinds".
Famazingly David: well, there is an easy way to tell.
Famazingly David: Gothfreak...do you suck...dick?
Double Spy Punch: You be I'm a spectre. I'll get ghost all over you.
Famazingly David: You be I'm a spectre. I'll get ghost all over you.=you say I am spectre, and I'll get all white on you
Kearney1900: Gay!
gothfreak1988: umm...
gothfreak1988: david, im me
The Blind Target: I'm gonna put my hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha!
Kearney1900: Sexual tension!
Famazingly David: Boy howdy!
Famazingly David: gothfreak just hit on me.
Famazingly David: hahaha
Fought for Truth has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Is gothfreak male or female?
gothfreak1988: female
Kearney1900: AND HERE COMES GAY-R!
The Blind Target: Gay-R!
The Blind Target: Hoo-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Famazingly David: Cousin @#%$!
Famazingly David: You get your @#%$ pushed in?
Fought for Truth: the hell?
Double Spy Punch: You all complicate my life greatly.
The Blind Target: That's the point.
Kearney1900: Quiet, Spectre Replacement.
gothfreak1988: umm.. any of u all live in Florida/
Kearney1900: @#%$ 16 does.
Famazingly David: these two will push your @#%$ in, hombre!
The Blind Target: That's me.
Fought for Truth: My girlfriend does
Double Spy Punch: I'm just the Flavorite version. Sorry, guys.
gothfreak1988: ur g\f lives in Florida?
Fought for Truth: yeah
gothfreak1988: I live in Florida
Kearney1900: Flavorite? Damn!
Famazingly David: she's not really his girlfriend.
Famazingly David: they broke up.
gothfreak1988: oh
Kearney1900: She's more his cousin than girlfriend anyway.
Famazingly David: here's the whole story about how they broke up.
Fought for Truth: Kissammie. What? Of course she's my girlfriend. And we didn't break up. We almost did
Famazingly David: go read on how they broke up.
Double Spy Punch: Who is everybody here? I know Crom, Kearny, Blind Target and that's it.
The Blind Target: They alsmot broke up because she got jealos of his cosuin.
The Blind Target: Fought for Truth=PR Optimus=Gay-R
Famazingly David: I'm the talented FS.
Fought for Truth: no we almost broke up because on the account that we live 1000 miles away
The Blind Target: David=Final Sephiroth
Fought for Truth: who the hell is gothfreak?
Kearney1900: He's actually the second-last Sephiroth.
Double Spy Punch: Ah yes. I know them.
Famazingly David: Funaro sefupurofu.
Double Spy Punch: Er, you, depending on who reads this.
gothfreak1988: ummm... hola, hello, hey, hi, yo
PumaMan540 has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Puma Dude!
PumaMan540: and it's still going
PumaMan540: hey oh
Kearney1900: 8 is the highest number we've had.
Famazingly David: thats how I got final sephiroth out of a japanese translator thingy...
gothfreak1988: should I uh leave
The Blind Target: Not really.
Famazingly David: you should click the link.
Fought for Truth: so whos gothfreak? No don't leave
Famazingly David: click the link!
Double Spy Punch: Hey hey.
Famazingly David: CLICK THE @#%$ LINK, WENCH!
Kearney1900: Oh, that FS.
Fought for Truth: the link is evil!
Famazingly David: GET ME SOME MORE CANDY, KEARNEY!
gothfreak1988: u ppl scare me
PumaMan540: For those of you who don't know, I ID at the Allspark is The Real PumaMan.
The Blind Target: DIE!
Fought for Truth: no @#%$ Pumaman
Famazingly David: @#%$ DIE, ALL OF YOU! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
PumaMan540: lol
Famazingly David: @#%$ YOU ALL TO HELL, THEN @#%$ YOU MORE!
The Blind Target: The Allspark is the gathering of the Facists.
gothfreak1988: I wanna die
gothfreak1988: lol
Kearney1900: My ID is Vindicator.
The Blind Target: Slit your throat.
Famazingly David: I'm Kalidor.
The Blind Target: Mine is Prime naZi.
gothfreak1988: umm. bye.
PumaMan540: and my alt ID is Galidor
Fought for Truth: I'm Prime Z
Kearney1900: Kalidor=Pudgy Pig
The Blind Target: I actually AM Prime naZi.
gothfreak1988: if u all wanna im me u can
Double Spy Punch: I left it.
gothfreak1988: I'm leaving
PumaMan540: Kalidor = Kevin Smith clone
gothfreak1988: PEACE
Famazingly David: Thats right, I secretly admin the allspark, and I am shoving it into the ground.
gothfreak1988 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Will you kill yourself if I ask?
Famazingly David: kevin smith kicks ass, you @#%$.
The Blind Target: Damn.
Kearney1900: She's off to PR herself.
Fought for Truth: Clerks rules!
PumaMan540: no @#%$
Double Spy Punch: I got tired of the 733T's.
Famazingly David: you mean l337's?
The Blind Target: Toro Gundam Sucks!
Fought for Truth: sdown with spic gundam!
Double Spy Punch: Bah, whatever. I've been up too long.
The Blind Target: No you haven't!
Famazingly David: The allspark's mediocrity pales in comparison to how mediocre we2e is.
Famazingly David: SPY PUNCH WANTS DICK!
The Blind Target: No way.
Kearney1900: We are kings of mediocre!
PumaMan540: spy punch luuuuuvvvvs the @#%$
Fought for Truth: Spy Punch is now known as Donkey Punch
Famazingly David: WE KICK @#%$ ASS, AND SPY PUNCH STILL WANTS DICK!
The Blind Target: Hahaha.
Famazingly David: Hey c16, and I still give your sister a donkey punch?
The Blind Target: What the @#%$ is a donkey punch!
Famazingly David: better yet, could you give her one for me?
Double Spy Punch: Spy Punch. Oi, nobody ever gets the name right.
The Blind Target: I probably have.
Kearney1900: I think PR is enjoying himself because we're not making fun of him.
The Blind Target: I've kicked her in her stomach before.
The Blind Target: PR, grap the knife.
Fought for Truth: @#%$ you K man!
Famazingly David: it'll feel kind of like that.
Famazingly David: let me draw you a diagram of a donkey punch...
Fought for Truth: ounch a girl in the kidney when your @#%$ her in the ass=donkey punch?
The Blind Target: Cool.
Kearney1900: PR has dreams about putting his dick in a car engine.
The Blind Target: Ha!
Famazingly David: no no no, thats not a donkey punch.
The Blind Target: He tried to hook his nuts to a car battery.
PumaMan540: isn't a donkey punch where you put your hands on the ground and kick someone with your feet???
Kearney1900: So PR is a suicidal car @#%$ cousin @#%$.
Fought for Truth: no
Famazingly David: no, its while your having sex with a woman (or man) you thrust your penis at their untouched @#%$.
The Blind Target: It's when you're @#%$ a girl and you knee her in the @#%$.
PumaMan540: LOL
Famazingly David: the result is like shoving an elephant through a small pipe.
PumaMan540: good times
Famazingly David: unless your PR, then you replace the elephant with thin mouse.
Fought for Truth: you punch a girl in the back of her head when doing her in the ass. In doing so her ass clenches on your dick
Famazingly David: not a donkey punch, though.
Double Spy Punch has left the room.
Fought for Truth: yes it is
Famazingly David: no its not.
PumaMan540: next time i'm with my sister i'll try it out
Kearney1900: DSP went to PR himself.
Fought for Truth: we scared away Donkey Punch
Famazingly David: Fought for Truth: Help me! I'm a girl in a effemiate male body!
The Blind Target: Ha!
Kearney1900: Ha!
PumaMan540: so has anyone had sex with their sister, cousin, or step sister before?
Fought for Truth: funny if it were true.
Famazingly David: PR HAS@
Fought for Truth: No I haven't
Kearney1900: Don't lie PR.
Fought for Truth: I'm not lieing
Kearney1900: The conversation was posted at WE2E!.
Fought for Truth: yeah and you made it up
PumaMan540: my step sister wants to nail my brains out. so hard to resist it.
Famazingly David: PR had his @#%$ pushed in by his shemale sister.
The Blind Target: PR, how old was she?
Famazingly David: Puma, is she hot?
Fought for Truth: I don't even have a sister
PumaMan540: yeah
PumaMan540: but i dont think she's going to be hot for much longer
Famazingly David: Fine, then you got your @#%$ pushed in by your brother.
Famazingly David: how old is she?
PumaMan540: she sisters and mom don't look all that good
Fought for Truth: I'm an only child
PumaMan540: she just turned 29
Famazingly David: tax that ass, boy!
Kearney1900: Go for it, hombre!
Famazingly David: fine, you got your @#%$ pushed in by your shemale cousin. Does that make you happy, now?
PumaMan540: hee hee
Fought for Truth: @#%$ that @#%$ hard
Famazingly David: shut up cousin @#%$.
The Blind Target: Keep it in the family!
Fought for Truth: go to hell you @#%$ prude prepubescent bastard
PumaMan540: she had a baby in the summer of 01 and since has had it so she can't have kids. so doing her won't have any risks
Kearney1900: That's what PR said.
The Blind Target: HA!
Famazingly David: tax that ass till there ain't know money left!
Famazingly David: PR, why did you edit out the ending?
Fought for Truth: what ending?
Famazingly David: Fought for Truth: go to hell you @#%$ prude prepubescent bastard, I LOVE j00 AND I HATE j00 U DUMB SUMBITCH CALL ME ANYTIME!
Kearney1900: I ever tell the story of when me, Mr. T, Denzel, UWC and PR were in a bar?
Famazingly David: yes, but go ahead, tell it again.
Fought for Truth: Denzel Washington is cool
Famazingly David: Denzel tapped that ass. The PR ass, that is.
Fought for Truth: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kearney1900: See, we all drank about 3 beers each. Me, UWC, Denzel and Mr. T left before the check came.
Famazingly David: so PR had to have sex with men to pay off the bill.
Kearney1900: So here's PR, having about $30 bucks of beer he needs to pay for.
PumaMan540: Vulgar
Fought for Truth: you guys suck
Kearney1900: So he's like "I have no money, hombre!" and the bartender just starts pimp slapping him!
Famazingly David: I WILL SLAP YOU, LIKE A BITCH!
Kearney1900: Hell, he was slapped non stop for 30 minutes.
PumaMan540: ha ha ha
Fought for Truth: lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Blind Target: I think we're dealing some serious emotional damage to PR here.
Kearney1900: So, we come back to the bar, and PR is sitting there, crying.
Famazingly David: yeah, let us continue.
Kearney1900: His face is all slapped, and bloody.
PumaMan540: PR can have sex with my stepsister and just say it's me
Kearney1900: So Mr. T is like, "I pity the foo' who gets pimp slapped!"
Kearney1900: And I'm like, "I do declare, PR is the most pathetic she-man on Earth."
Fought for Truth: @#%$ alla yall
Kearney1900: And UWC's PUKING up the beer he just drank 2 two hours ago, and Denzel is just laughing.
Kearney1900: So ends my story.
The Blind Target: PR can @#%$ my sister.
The Blind Target: She looks like me.
PumaMan540: so who are Fought for Truth, Famazingly David and Blind Target?
Kearney1900: Fought for Truth=PR
Kearney1900: David=FS
Famazingly David: Blind target=c16
The Blind Target: I'm C16LioConvoy
Kearney1900: Blind Target=@#%$ 16
PumaMan540: ah
Famazingly David: you can call me god.
The Blind Target: No I won't.
Kearney1900: So, let's talk about Kalidor.
PumaMan540: Okay me god, sure thing
PumaMan540: Galidor. ha
Kearney1900: I saw him the other day, with a sign "Will dance for food".
PumaMan540: Kalidor would make a fun party clown
Fought for Truth: kearney is Kalidor's illegitamte son
The Blind Target: Yep.
Kearney1900: Kalidor IS Pudgy Pig, I'm telling ya.
The Blind Target: Pudgy Jr.
PumaMan540: Kalidor will have Vin's assbabies
Fought for Truth: Kalidor and Vin are connected at the butt
Kearney1900: Vindicator said "rape isn't funny".
PumaMan540 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Rape can be funny.
Kearney1900: I bet it's cause he gets raped in the ass by his senior citizen bridge club.
The Blind Target: Picture Porky Pig raping Daisy Duck.
Fought for Truth: when it's Kearney's mom...rape is funny
Famazingly David: Pumaman went to PR himself.
The Blind Target: Negro Gundam!
Famazingly David: It had to be said.
Kearney1900: roccobotte.8k.com/pudgypig2.gif
The Blind Target: Has a watermelon bomb attack!
Fought for Truth: Spear Chucking Gundam
Kearney1900: KALIDOR!
Fought for Truth: hahahaha!
The Blind Target: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
The Blind Target: Quick, someone Photoshop this picture into a purpleish hue!
Kearney1900: FS, to the Paintcave!
Famazingly David: no.
Fought for Truth: Go FS! Use your Photoshop skills!
Famazingly David: no.
Fought for Truth: you suck
Famazingly David: actually, its pretty damn easy to due.
Famazingly David: purple you say?
Fought for Truth: yeah go do it
Famazingly David: I think I remember how to do that pretty damn easily.
Kearney1900: Good.
Fought for Truth: then do it
The Blind Target: Pudgy Pig was such a crappy suit.
Fought for Truth: Power Rangers suck anyways
The Blind Target: YOU SUCK!
Fought for Truth: @#%$ YOU PENDEJO!
The Blind Target: 245 of this chat was about Power Rangers!
The Blind Target: 5=%
The Blind Target: Come me pihnga!
Fought for Truth: 5% only?
The Blind Target: Bato!
The Blind Target: 24%
The Blind Target: @#%$
Fought for Truth: ahh
Fought for Truth: hijo de la mala leche!
Kearney1900: Yo quiero @#%$ off!
Fought for Truth: Kearney quiere bicho
The Blind Target: Ha! That's funny.
Fought for Truth: mamon
Kearney1900: Damn immigrants.
The Blind Target: @#%$ you, rusky!
Fought for Truth: @#%$ vodka shaker!
Kearney1900: @#%$ you spics!
The Blind Target: Eat @#%$, KGB!
Fought for Truth: Kearney is an inverse Raddish!
Fought for Truth: ruble head?
Kearney1900: PR @#%$ HIS COUSIN IN ARKANSAS!
Fought for Truth: rsdb.@#%$.org/
Fought for Truth: I've never been to Arkansas
Fought for Truth: hahahaha! Russian people are known as Vanilla Asias? Thats @#%$ messed up for a racial slur
Fought for Truth: Vanilla Asian!
Kearney1900: Hey, FS is making the Pudgy Pig pic say "Kalidor".
The Blind Target: Ameroko!
The Blind Target: Cool!
Fought for Truth: I'm a Yerd!!
Kearney1900: Oh, that FS.
Fought for Truth: Kearney proabably jacksoff to images of FS
Fought for Truth: the 2 are coneccted at the butt
Kearney1900: PR jacks off to pictures of George Lopez.
Fought for Truth: who the hell is Geroge Lopez?
The Blind Target: Shut up, bacardi.
Kearney1900: Your cousin!
The Blind Target: PR's cousi.
Fought for Truth: go to hell Beaner Shnitzel!
Kearney1900: PR's cousin must hate us.
The Blind Target: Beach nigger!
Kearney1900: Hey Gay-R, got anyone we can invite here?
Kearney1900: HOUR 11!
Fought for Truth: nope
Famazingly David: the pudgy pig is done.
The Blind Target: Sweet!
The Blind Target: Go go Kali-Dor!
Kearney1900: I'll put it up on my webspace.
Fought for Truth: kearney has webspace?
The Blind Target: After PR Killed himslef, Kearney had to back up the board.
Kearney1900: kearney_1900.tripod.com/
Fought for Truth: ahahahaha!!!!!
Kearney1900: kearney_1900.tripod.com/kalidor.gif
Fought for Truth: lol
The Blind Target: PERFECT!
Kearney1900: Yes!
The Blind Target: Looks just like im'!
The Blind Target: But were are the stacks of pancakes?
Fought for Truth: and welfare checks?
Kearney1900: I dunno.
Fought for Truth: nice answer
Kearney1900: So...
Kearney1900: Um...
Famazingly David: if you find me a welfare check, I can put it in his hand.
Fought for Truth: how about a paypal check..or logo?
Kearney1900: www.headworks.net/simpson...ppants.gif
Fought for Truth: so?
Famazingly David: I can work with it.
The Blind Target: pub125.ezboard.com/ftheal...5655.topic
Kearney1900: Grand.
Fought for Truth: I see just a tripod symbol
Kearney1900: Dumbass.
Fought for Truth: why don't you just use the webspace roadrunner gives you?
Famazingly David: I'll upload it.
Kearney1900: Shut up fag-R.
Famazingly David: ironbolt.homestead.com/fi...ytest3.gif
Fought for Truth: hahaha
Kearney1900: Excellent.
Famazingly David: Mphage just called me an ass when I showed him it.
Famazingly David: C16, edit the thread.
Cromulent1: Ah, I have returned
Cromulent1: wow, lots of stuff happened
Famazingly David: look at the picture I made!
Cromulent1: including an IHOP attack, it seems
Famazingly David: lookles!
Cromulent1: I did
Cromulent1: humor abounds
Famazingly David: it loses some humor once you realize he has not pants on.
Cromulent1: *is blind*
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Famazingly David: where the @#%$ is c16?
The Blind Target: EDITING NOW
Famazingly David: someone post it at the ikonspark.
Cromulent1: ...but... but... why?
Cromulent1: and where?
Cromulent1: we could get members to join, I suppose
Famazingly David: Kal will most likely actually get a laugh out of it.
Cromulent1: and then ban us all
Famazingly David: pessimist
Cromulent1: I prefer the term "realist"
Famazingly David: your still white.
Kearney1900: He can't ban us!
Kearney1900: We have the power!
Cromulent1: yes, but he owns the servers
The Blind Target: I could make an ALT an post on Cow's computer.
Cromulent1: is Cow just a friend of yours or what?
Cromulent1: just curious
The Blind Target: Yes.
Kearney1900: HE IS COW!
The Blind Target: For around 8 years.
Cromulent1: ah ha
Kearney1900: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Famazingly David: so how long will it take for you to make the post?
Kearney1900: No wait, Cow is TSFC.
The Blind Target: He's my roomate now, although latley he's been flamboozling with some 30 year mother.
Cromulent1: . . ... ...
Cromulent1: indeed
Fought for Truth: ....sick
Cromulent1: indeed
Famazingly David: but yeah, post it.
Kearney1900: Do it, @#%$ 16!
Kearney1900: I ever tell you to story of PR and the Chamber of Secrets?
The Blind Target: Do what, homo?
Famazingly David: post the @#%$ at ikonspark on cow's computer.
Famazingly David: He deserves it. He is @#%$ a 30 year old mom.
The Blind Target: Make me an ID and I'll do it.
Fought for Truth: make it yourself
The Blind Target: @#%$ that.
Famazingly David: the ID would trace back.
The Blind Target: Huh?
Fought for Truth: If I were to amke an ID it would trace back to me
Famazingly David: exactly
Kearney1900: Story's about two snakes, PR, a sword and Denzel Washington.
The Blind Target: To your computer?
Fought for Truth: yup.
Kearney1900: See, PR had to fight Denzel Washington. Denzel had a sword, and all PR had was a three legged wombat.
The Blind Target: @#%$ ass...
Fought for Truth: and I won!
The Blind Target: The ID shall be calling:
Kearney1900: So PR is like, "I am Retardus! Lord of the Bicycle People!" and two snakes come out of his nose.
The Blind Target: Famazingly Blind Truth1900
Kearney1900: Famazingly Blind Truth Convoy 1900!
Fought for Truth: if thats possible, go for it
Famazingly David: we are all caught.
The Blind Target: MULTIPLE BAN
Kearney1900: UWC is the fall guy, cause he's the most suspicious.
Fought for Truth: never ending chat as the ID
Cromulent1: !!!!
The Blind Target: Tep.
Kearney1900: I mean, look at him. What's he planning?
Fought for Truth: to kill as all?
Kearney1900: No, that's Spectre.
The Blind Target: X9 Famazingly Blind Truth Convoy 1900!
Cromulent1: ha
Kearney1900: It's the combiner form.
Kearney1900: We are the Nerdicons!
The Blind Target: It's time to form:
The Blind Target: Dorktus!
Kearney1900: FS turns into a CD player, UWC into a truck, Kearney into a jet, Spectre into an uber ghost train, C16 into a race car...
Kearney1900: and PR into a penis.
Kearney1900: HA!
The Blind Target: PR=Suicide note
Fought for Truth: Flaming Pop Cuture attack! *jizzes on enemy*
Kearney1900: No, PR will be a butter knife.
Famazingly David: have you made the post yet?
The Blind Target: No.
The Blind Target: Billy the Gay Ranger
Famazingly David: damn man, go!
Kearney1900: Dorktus is the greatest combiner ever.
Famazingly David: the post needs to be made by 12.
Kearney1900: CD Player+Truck+Jet+Ghost Train+Race car+Knife=Dorktus!
Fought for Truth: you have 30 minutes
Fought for Truth: butter knife? thats lame
The Blind Target: His computer is booting up now.
Kearney1900: You're lame.
Fought for Truth: I'm way cooler that you'll ever be K Man!
Kearney1900: I'm the sleek black jet and you're the knife.
Famazingly David: boot @#%$, boot!
The Blind Target has left the room.
Kearney1900: Das Booty Call!
Fought for Truth: No. I'll be the sleek Black Jet. You can be the knife
The Blind Target has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Fine, you're not a knife. You can be a submarine.
Famazingly David: no, you'll be the dull butter knife and he can be the big black denzel washington esque jet, PR.
The Blind Target: Word to your mothers
Famazingly David: you on his computer yet?
The Blind Target: No
Fought for Truth: Submarine is cool
Kearney1900: A GAY PINK submarine.
Fought for Truth: I hang with Sealab
Kearney1900: HA!
Fought for Truth: byatch
Cromulent1: so what exactly is C16 gonna post?
Cromulent1: just the picture?
Famazingly David: I want to get this to the populace as fast as possible.
Famazingly David: We need exposure, and fast!
Cromulent1: heh
The Blind Target: Someone type up the post for me.
Famazingly David: UWC, you tell the boys in St. Louis to get some "picks" and "shovels". Tell em' to take them out under maintenance.
Famazingly David: Kearney, you gets the guys up in Atlanta to put 50k on "Sally's old Steed".
Fought for Truth: shut the @#%$ up
Famazingly David: PR, you sit with the ball in the corner.
Kearney1900: And don't @#%$ up like you did with ezboard.
Fought for Truth: I got conecctions everywhere fools. I got my Peeps in PHilly, Trenton, Columbia, Puerto Rico and Venezuela.
The Blind Target: He pushes the ball in front of a car and runs after it.
Famazingly David: yeah.
Famazingly David: you have...nothing!
Famazingly David: You are King Nothing!
Famazingly David: Sit back in your ivory tower of falsified lies!
Fought for Truth: @#%$ you. Your balls haven't even drop yet boy
Famazingly David: I'm @#%$ taller than you are, you dumb @#%$ spic.
Kearney1900: Question: When did we start hating PR?
Kearney1900: I'm just wondering.
Famazingly David: I think you started it.
Famazingly David: it was all you, actually.
Cromulent1: with the cousin thing
Famazingly David: question: when did PR send in the money again?
Fought for Truth: A couple weeks ago
Famazingly David: it hasn't arrived yet, has it.
Kearney1900: It WAS all me? Oh yeah, I remember the cousin thing.
The Blind Target: The post should be about me being a model agent and I picked Kalidor to pose for Muddy Morons Monthly.
Fought for Truth: hahaha
Famazingly David: yeah. booted?
Cromulent1: heh heh
Fought for Truth: so whats the ID?
Kearney1900: And the PR cartoon...
Fought for Truth: NO!
The Blind Target: Not yet...
Kearney1900: kearney_1900.tripod.com//...res/pr.gif
Fought for Truth: you suck
Fought for Truth: I @#%$ hate you
Kearney1900: Hi-larious.
Fought for Truth: Die! I hope you @#%$ die
Famazingly David: why are you here, anyways?
Kearney1900: You say that, but you don't mean it.
Fought for Truth: why who where?
Kearney1900: Chinese Freestyle=great song.
Cromulent1: ??
Cromulent1: by whom?
Fought for Truth: Tai Mai Sho
Cromulent1: haha
Kearney1900: Or "Tie My Shoe".
Fought for Truth: I wish it was Sunday...So I can get a Hamburger for 49 cents! At McDonalds!
Cromulent1: I've heard the one where he mentions the 29-cent McDonald's burgers
Cromulent1: yeah
Cromulent1: that one
Cromulent1: odd, funny stuff
Kearney1900: It was once thought of as an mc chris song.
Kearney1900: BUT IT'S NOT!
The Blind Target: @#%$
Cromulent1: I should hope not
The Blind Target: The cripple is calling me...
Famazingly David: ?
Kearney1900: Cripple Gang to the rescue!
Cromulent1: Who's the cripple
Famazingly David: the crips!
Fought for Truth: C16 must be a @#%$ @#%$ if he gets beat up by cripples
Cromulent1: yah
Kearney1900: Wheelchair Steve got handicapped by the pigs.
Famazingly David: he ain't no crip or no blood!
The Blind Target: Some cripple woman that I do things for.
Famazingly David: just post.
Kearney1900: He has training wheels now, man.
Fought for Truth: you @#%$ her don't you!
The Blind Target: And get paid for.
Cromulent1: ah ha
Fought for Truth: gigolo C 16!
Kearney1900: Deuce C16: Shemale Gigalo.
Cromulent1: !!!
Fought for Truth: C16 must be a rich man
Kearney1900: Pudgy Pig...woo!
The Blind Target: Duce piccolo: Namek Gigalo
Famazingly David: ooh.
Cromulent1: *sigh*
The Blind Target: BRB
Kearney1900: We need to make more MMPR into administraitors.
Cromulent1: how many do we have so far?
Fought for Truth: Jason! the red ranger
Cromulent1: ah, I get it
Kearney1900: 1.
Cromulent1: yes
Cromulent1: What about Pachinkohead?
Fought for Truth: so did he make the post?
Kearney1900: roccobotte.8k.com/ernie2.jpg
Fought for Truth: I see nothing
Cromulent1: Pachinko Head: www.rovang.org/wg/pics/pachinkohead.jpg
Famazingly David: has the eagle landed yet...
Fought for Truth: nothing yet
Kearney1900: www.roccobotte.8k.com/shellshock.jpg
Cromulent1: haha
Fought for Truth: he was cool
Cromulent1: www.supersentai.com/datab...sters.html
Cromulent1: all kinds of villains
Kearney1900: A rejected Ninja Turtle.
Fought for Truth: anyone pick up the new figures?
Cromulent1: haven't seen them yet
Kearney1900: I got Donatello and Shredder.
Kearney1900: Shredder is KICK ASS.
Fought for Truth: I've seen them but I'll wait till Iget them at work. discount
Kearney1900: Lot better than the original, who was a shirtless guy in a blue helmet.
The Blind Target: roccobotte.8k.com/ernie2.jpg Kalidor!
Fought for Truth: yeah. What does he come with?
Famazingly David: Are you perhaps refering to casey jones?
Famazingly David: I remember very little of the turtles cartoon.
Fought for Truth: thats because youre 12
Kearney1900: I go now. FS or UWC, YOU MUST KEEP CHAT FROM DYING.
Fought for Truth: mommy making you go to bed?
Fought for Truth: @#%$
The Blind Target: NO!!!!
Famazingly David: wow, someone had a box of repressed anger for breakfast.
Kearney1900: I'm off to @#%$ your girlfriend, fag.
Fought for Truth: you live in Florida?
The Blind Target: The Buddah Man might kick me off!
Famazingly David: you mean his cousin?
Kearney1900 has left the room.
Fought for Truth: repressed anger with some sugar sprinkled ontop and a glass of Orange juice is really good
Famazingly David: I've heard.
Fought for Truth: it has vitamins A and D! And it's low in Cholesterol!
Famazingly David: has C16 made the post yet?
Fought for Truth: fights against Heart Disease and @#%$
Fought for Truth: no the @#%$ is scared
The Blind Target: @#%$ it.
The Blind Target: It'll dissapear instantly.
Fought for Truth: spam the entire board with post fter post
The Blind Target: You get banned, i actually post there once in a while.
Fought for Truth: I post there more than you
Famazingly David: some people will see it.
Famazingly David: they must!
Fought for Truth: just post it at Maximumletdown
Famazingly David: not the same.
Fought for Truth: yeah the like him there
Fought for Truth: Yes! Deep Inside Sky Lopez done downloading!
Cromulent1: ??
Famazingly David: porn star.
Cromulent1: I gathered... just after I sent the question marks
Fought for Truth: so did he post it?
The Blind Target: Never.
Cromulent1: Why not?
The Blind Target: Cuz dude!
The Blind Target: How long do you think this chat will last?
Fought for Truth: not very long
The Blind Target: Then leave so it can finally end.
Cromulent1: hey...
Fought for Truth: you post it!
Cromulent1: me?
The Blind Target: The chat that never ends: Died 12:10 pm eastern
Cromulent1: heh
Cromulent1: well, not quite yet.
The Blind Target: I don't think the chat will be fully documented now that Kearney left.
Fought for Truth: good
Cromulent1: hm
The Blind Target: Die, all of you.
Fought for Truth: I'm not a cousin @#%$ God Damn it!
The Blind Target: Denying it makes it more truer than ever.
Cromulent1: "more truer"
Cromulent1: heh
The Blind Target: Shut up!
Fought for Truth: stupid spic, learn English!
Fought for Truth: go back to Cuba
The Blind Target: Beach nigger!
The Blind Target: You too, bacardi!
Fought for Truth: hahaha, beach nigger
Fought for Truth: whats a beach nigger?
The Blind Target: White person.
The Blind Target: Who goes to the beach alot.
Cromulent1: odd term, that
Fought for Truth: that was lame
The Blind Target: Man, i hate you cans.
Fought for Truth: good night Cuban Pete, Beach nigger, and gook! time to sleep!
Fought for Truth has left the room.
The Blind Target: Yes! 2 more to go!
The Blind Target: Cromulent will never leave though.
Cromulent1: You'll never take me alive!
Famazingly David: Neither shall I.
The Blind Target: No, I won't...
Cromulent1: And you can't kill me
The Blind Target: You might get booted!
Cromulent1: hm
Famazingly David: The day this chat dies is the day I accidentally log off.
The Blind Target: This is the copy point. I'm gonna copy everything from when Kearney left until now.
Famazingly David: ok, so this isn't in the copy?
The Blind Target: I'll update it later on.
Famazingly David: what about this, is this in the copy?
The Blind Target: If I get booted, you'll have to provide me with the missing text.
Cromulent1: you say you will, but will you really?
Famazingly David: Get booted from aim?
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: Or maybe the buddah man kicks me off.
Famazingly David: I never get booted.
Cromulent1: who's the buddah man?
The Blind Target: This Endless Chat is my idea, and i'll run it into the ground if I have to!
The Blind Target: One of my roomates.
Cromulent1: ah ha
Famazingly David: the hell you won't!
Cromulent1: the non-Cow one?
The Blind Target: He plays techno music really loudly and kicks me offline alot.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Cromulent1: intentionally?
Famazingly David: probably
The Blind Target: Yes.
Cromulent1: bwah
Famazingly David: so, who agrees that PR is acting like a dumbshit?
The Blind Target: Sometime I'll kick him off repeatedly until he gives up and I stay online.
Cromulent1: haha
The Blind Target: I think it's funny.
Cromulent1: I don't know. Maybe the cousin stuff got to him
Famazingly David: yeah, probably.
Famazingly David: maybe we should say he @#%$ his mom instead. Or his dad.
The Blind Target: Maybe he's GAY.
The Blind Target: Is it really bothering him though?
Cromulent1: I'm not sure
Cromulent1: he did bring it up out of nowhere just before leaving the chat...
The Blind Target: Cause he has to deny it at ever turn!
Cromulent1: yeah
Cromulent1: but either it's been bothering him or that last one was for comedic effect
Cromulent1: I wonder which
The Blind Target: I doubt it was for comedy.
The Blind Target: Go away!
Cromulent1: No!
The Blind Target: @#%$.
The Blind Target: YOU.
The Blind Target: You @#%$ gobbling, child penis snatching GOD DAMN @#%$ CRACKER.
Cromulent1: !!!!
Cromulent1: wow
The Blind Target: Slutskaya!
The Blind Target: Super Gook to the rescue!
Cromulent1: Where???
The Blind Target: You slope eyed, rice gobbling gooks!
The Blind Target: Hey, Gay Dave, if you're not talking, leave, so I can make sweet sweet love to the Crom.
Famazingly David: this chat has gone ghey.
Cromulent1: yes, and I am frightened
Famazingly David: I keep having to remind myself this is a chat, not a thread.
Cromulent1: haha
The Blind Target: Gooker
Famazingly David: I'm also team killing a lot in star craft right now.
Cromulent1: hehe
Cromulent1: ah
Cromulent1: d'oh
Cromulent1: wrong window
Cromulent1: not done that to a chat window before
Cromulent1: Is everyone dead?
The Blind Target: Liar.
Cromulent1: ah
Famazingly David: haha, this guy is trying to stalk me on b.net
Famazingly David: he thinks he is annoyins.
Cromulent1: haha
The Blind Target: You're annoying.
Cromulent1: meh
Famazingly David: its pretty funny, he is trying to spam me.
Famazingly David: its just a bunch of k's every three minutes.
Cromulent1: weird
The Blind Target has left the room.
Cromulent1: Finally!
Famazingly David: now its just me and you...
Famazingly David: Ooooh baby.
Cromulent1: *backs away*
Cromulent1: *reaches the wall*
Cromulent1: crap
Famazingly David: haha!
Cromulent1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Famazingly David: the chat must go on.
Cromulent1: indeed it must
Cromulent1: hmm
Cromulent1: I think I'm getting tired
Cromulent1: Though I might go to bed, this chat window will remain open
Cromulent1: Yup, off to bed. G'night
You have just entered room "The chat that never ends."
Kearney1900: Woo!
Kearney1900
: Hour 24!
Kearney1900
: Hour 25!
ThicChicFrmPhily
has entered the room.
Kearney1900: DOUCHEBAG!
ThicChicFrmPhily
: lol
ThicChicFrmPhily: why am i here?
Kearney1900
: Because this chat never ends.
Kearney1900
: And I needed someone to invite. So invite you friends, enemies, relatives, pets!
Kearney1900
: This chat must live on forever.
ThicChicFrmPhily
has left the room.
Kearney1900: Bitch!
Kearney1900
: Hour 26!
 
You have just entered room "The chat that never ends."
Cromulent1 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Hour 26.5....
x mrping x has entered the room.
x mrping x: I'll stay to help the fort hold down
Kearney1900: Damn that UWC and FS, always 'sleeping'.
Kearney1900: Damn their oily hides.
Cromulent1 has entered the room.
Cromulent1: Should we invite Spectre or not?
Kearney1900: Sure, why not.
Kearney1900: He's a staple of the chat.
X9 Spectre has entered the room.
Cromulent1: Done and done. And I mean done.
Kearney1900: This chat is a shadow of its former glory.
Cromulent1: yes, but it lingers on
Kearney1900: After about 12 hours of inactivity.
x mrping x: How long can you expect it to live sirs
Cromulent1: well, not that long
x mrping x: ?
Cromulent1: How can we nit?
Cromulent1: not*
Cromulent1: stupid fingers
Kearney1900: I expect it to last years.
x mrping x: I think it won't
Kearney1900: Well you're a hoebag.
x mrping x: 9 months - tops
x mrping x: at a certain point it will just become obscene
x mrping x: I mean
x mrping x: when you keep something going that long how does it end
x mrping x: it's kinda like the simpsons - it's almost been on too long for it to actually end
Kearney1900: You'll never stop the Chat!
x mrping x: I'll stop the chat
x mrping x: and the dreams of everyone in it
x mrping x: and then I'll kill your dogs
x mrping x: *laughs*
x mrping x: well
x mrping x: not the dogs
Kearney1900: This chat isn't just a chat on AIM, it's the people.
You have just entered room "The chat that never ends."
Kearney1900: When did it start?
The Blind Target: Just now.
The Blind Target: Let's try to keep it going all day!
Kearney1900: Woo!
The Blind Target: Yep.
The Blind Target: I'll have to leave later on, so you'll have to keep that chat alive.
Kearney1900: I'll go invite PR's boyfriend.
Kearney1900: Meaning FS.
The Blind Target: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGREAT!
Kearney1900: Tony the Gay Tiger!
The Blind Target: Wearing a gay scarf too!
Famazingly David has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Hey hot stuff!
Famazingly David: CUBA!
Kearney1900: This is C16's incredibly gay chat.
The Blind Target: Libre!
Famazingly David: this is the chat that never ends!
Famazingly David: its goes on and on my friends!
Kearney1900: C16 calls it "Gayvana".
The Blind Target: That's right, Jibbly.
The Blind Target: No I don't!
The Blind Target: It's more like Fag-o-Vision for the blind.
Kearney1900: FagTV.
Kearney1900: We need more people here.
Famazingly David: Goals in life:
Famazingly David: 1. have sex with a red head who has red pubic hair
The Blind Target: K was telling me about the new Beyblade episode.
The Blind Target: HoT!
Famazingly David: 2.  Go to japan and be treated like and empporer IE. have sex with hundreds of japanese twins.
Famazingly David: *emporer
Famazingly David: 3.  Beat the shit out of kearney and feed him my pubic hair.
Kearney1900: Ewwwww.
The Blind Target: I can imagine your dissapointment when you actually manage to get a redhead in bed and she has brown pubic hair.
The Blind Target: "Uh...never mind, you can go home..."
Famazingly David: yeah, she falls under the "what the fuck?  BAM BAM!" clause
Kearney1900: So, you think PR shot himself?
The Blind Target: Not his style.
Kearney1900: You think he sucked his cock to death?
The Blind Target: Maybe.
The Blind Target: But that's alot of sucking.
Famazingly David: we should've video taped it.
Famazingly David: We could be millionaires
Kearney1900: Who would buy it? Fangwing?
The Blind Target: Cromulent would.
Kearney1900: No he wouldn't. Remember, he's the smart guy.
Famazingly David: fangwing has a man.
Kearney1900: YOU'RE the closet homosexual, C16.
The Blind Target: Nowayman'
Kearney1900: You live in Florida.
The Blind Target: So?
Kearney1900: That's closet homo central.
The Blind Target: You're the repressed homo.
Kearney1900: Am not.
The Blind Target: You mastubate to pictures of Danny DiVito!
Kearney1900: Lies.
The Blind Target: You're the liar.
The Blind Target: David. *snaps fingers* The conversation, please.
Kearney1900: You know what this chat is missing? Spectre.
The Blind Target: I thought he was already here.
Famazingly David: David?  I know of no David, only Mentar!
Kearney1900: He's not here.
Famazingly David: Mentar quelms it!
The Blind Target: Whataver. Provide the conversation that proves this homo's evil sinful ways.
Famazingly David: Kearney1900: I=Teh Fag0try.   I msturbte to pturs f danny dvito.  sry, I gt cum n my kbord, h4h4h4
The Blind Target: No, the other one.
Kearney1900: That's not real.
Famazingly David: Kearney1900: Just cleaned out my keyboard with my tongue.  It was okay since it was all cum, and I love that!
Kearney1900: You just replaced PR's name with mine!
The Blind Target: That was you and you know it, guzler.
The Blind Target: Oh great, the 13 year old fake lez is trying to IM me...
Famazingly David: my friend Ben?
Kearney1900: Invite her to the chat!
Famazingly David: We can run on a train or her/his ass.
The Blind Target: She let.
The Blind Target: Left.
Famazingly David: damn
The Blind Target: =el stupid
Famazingly David: this reminds me of my friend ben, though.
Kearney1900: Uncle Ben Parker?
Famazingly David: You see, he is what we call shallow, fat, and stupid.
Famazingly David: so he is in dire need of some bragging, and he though a girl would fix that shit like an abortion.
Famazingly David: so, since no one who has seen him would ever go out with him, he hooks up with a girl online.  On fucking battle.net, nigga.
Famazingly David: week later, he finds out she was a lesbian, and she thought he was a lesbian too.  DISS!
The Blind Target: Shut Up, cracker.
Kearney1900: FROM DOWNTOWN!
Famazingly David: cracka got his shit pushed in.
The Blind Target: You seen the new Power Rangers that are coming?
The Blind Target: The blue ranger is hot!
Famazingly David: is it a girl?
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Famazingly David: pictures, holmes.
Kearney1900: Yeah, hoebag.
The Blind Target: Looking, bitches.
Kearney1900: Looking=jerking.
The Blind Target: Hard.
Kearney1900: Pervoid.
Famazingly David: http://www.rangercentral.com/pics/pic-prns03.jpg
Famazingly David: found that shit
Kearney1900: Ranger Central?
Famazingly David: google.
Kearney1900: Fag. You probably own that site.
Famazingly David: I be too poor.
The Blind Target: Damn, i forgot about that site.
Famazingly David: the site has EVERYTHING power rangers, though.
Kearney1900: Power Rangers porn?
The Blind Target: That pic sucks.
Famazingly David: I just noticed something: Power Rangers Space was the beast wars of power rangers.
The Blind Target: Because of the stoytelling?
Famazingly David: yeah.  Do you remember the end?
The Blind Target: Kickass.
Famazingly David: zordon, rita, zedd.  Every fucking body!
The Blind Target: Ha.
Kearney1900: Is Turbo the Armada of Power Rangers?
The Blind Target: We're such dorks.
The Blind Target: No.
Kearney1900: Lightspeed Rescue?
The Blind Target: The Charlie Brown Rangers is the Armada of Power Rangers.
Famazingly David: light speed rescue and turbo are the black sheeps
The Blind Target: I like Turbo. It was cool, but for the japanese stuff, not the american crap.
The Blind Target: Lightspeed was kind of lame, but the Supertrain Megazord was fucking huge.
Famazingly David: word
Kearney1900: I think the Shogun part of original Power Rangers is like Machine Wars.
Kearney1900: No one remembers it.
Famazingly David: the second zord?
The Blind Target: The Ninja Rangers?
Famazingly David: the one with the pheonix and the dragon.
Kearney1900: Shogun was were the zords were bots.
The Blind Target: The cut out the japane suits for the american seasons 2 and 3.
Famazingly David: yeah
Kearney1900: And they all became the Shogun megazord.
Famazingly David: well, they actually just used them for the alien rangers.
The Blind Target: One of the coolest zords ever.
Famazingly David: atleast, one set
Famazingly David: you mean the one where they were all shapes?
Kearney1900: It was gay. They made Tommy and Kimberly share a zord. That was homo.
Kearney1900: Yeah.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: The SuperZeo Megazord was kinda cool.
Kearney1900: Like Tommy would drive a pink zord.
Famazingly David: no, the one where they shared was the one were the ninja zords, I think.
The Blind Target: The shapes ruined it though.
The Blind Target: It was.
Kearney1900: No, it was the Shogun one.
Kearney1900: Cause Ninja zords, Tommy had the Falcon.
The Blind Target: No.
Kearney1900: And Kimberly had the Crane.
Kearney1900: You dumbass.
The Blind Target: Shoguns=Zord for each ranger-white because Tommy had the Falcon Zord.
The Blind Target: Uh wait...
Famazingly David: yeah, it was the shapes one, because I don't remember the falcon being able to attach to it.
Famazingly David: or maybe it could.
Kearney1900: I still remember an episode where the Pink and White Ranger were both in the same zord.
The Blind Target: That did happen.
Famazingly David: yeah, it did happen.
The Blind Target: I know!
Kearney1900: That was homo.
Famazingly David: they shared for awhile.
The Blind Target: It was because they had captured the Falconzord.
Famazingly David: dude, tommy totally wanted to fuck kimberly.
Famazingly David: yeah, I think.
Kearney1900: Force Billy to give up his zord. He was such a dyke.
The Blind Target: Poll: Hottest Ranger chick!
The Blind Target: Space's Pink Ranger!
Kearney1900: Boourns!
Famazingly David: kimberly.
Kearney1900: I also vote for Kimberly.
The Blind Target: Kimberly was white trash.
Famazingly David: shut the fuck up, cuban.
The Blind Target: You liked Trini!
Kearney1900: Can't vote for the original yellow ranger, cause she's dead.
The Blind Target: I wonder why...
Kearney1900: She went through the windshield glass.
The Blind Target: Ha!
The Blind Target: Stupid chink!
Famazingly David: she was hot, though.
Kearney1900: The Negro Ranger was awesome.
The Blind Target: What?
Kearney1900: You know, Zack. Negro Ranger.
Famazingly David: they should've made the green ranger irish, and the blue one from antartica.
Famazingly David: just so they could cover every stereotype.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Kearney1900: Didn't Tommy suddenly become Native American after he became the Red Zeo Ranger?
The Blind Target: They originally wanted to make the Green Ranger asian.
Kearney1900: Black=Negro
Kearney1900: Yellow=Chink
Kearney1900: Red=Redskin
Kearney1900: Blue=Homo
Kearney1900: Pink=White girl
The Blind Target: Ha.
Kearney1900: They kept the blue one gay all through "In Space".
Famazingly David: yep
Famazingly David: now he's a girl, so sad.
Kearney1900: First there was Billy, aka male Velma...
Kearney1900: Then there was the blue ranger porn star, Rocky.
Kearney1900: Then the jailbait kid in Turbo.
Kearney1900: Then the big black guy from In Space.
The Blind Target: Then Lost Galaxy's lesbian.
Famazingly David: h4wt!
Kearney1900: Then it gets blurry after that.
The Blind Target: And painful too.
Kearney1900: Wait, the lesbian wasn't in lost Galaxy.
The Blind Target: That chick was a lesbian.
Kearney1900: The first pink one In Lost Galaxy, yeah.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Kearney1900: But the blue one in LG was a spic or something.
The Blind Target: Carpet muncher.
The Blind Target: I can't remember what he looked like.
The Blind Target: Carlos was a mexican!
The Blind Target: Call da Mecasord!
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Kearney1900: Remember when they replaced the black Rangers with green Rangers?
The Blind Target: They do that once in a while.
Kearney1900: That sucks.
The Blind Target: You loved Beetleborgs.
Kearney1900: Then they have Silver, Gold, Titanium, Plastic rangers.
Kearney1900: http://rangercentral.com/prlr-rg-kelsey.htm
Kearney1900: DYKE ALERT!
Famazingly David: I'd tap that ass.
The Blind Target: Dyke fucker.
Kearney1900: The yellow ones eventually all became dykes.
The Blind Target: Ha, you're actually browsing through this site!
Kearney1900: Yeah, to prove my Blue Ranger=gay theory.
Famazingly David: powerangers: turbo the movie only grossed 8.1 million
Kearney1900: Pluto Nash grossed 4 million.
The Blind Target: Titatium Ranger=Crappy American Add-on.
The Blind Target: Ha!
Kearney1900: I heard that one of the yellow rangers now does porno.
The Blind Target: I saw some panty shots of Turbo's yellow ranger somewhere.
The Blind Target: Hot!
Famazingly David: remember when tommy was the damn show?
Famazingly David: he and zac were on undressed.
The Blind Target: Yeah, I remember that.
Kearney1900: Zack was the coolest.
The Blind Target: Bulk=Your Hero
Famazingly David: remember when zack came back as the gold ranger?
Kearney1900: He was old school. He never even said "word".
Famazingly David: with the FUCKING PYRAMID as his zord?
Kearney1900: When was that?
Famazingly David: forget which series
The Blind Target: Zeo
Kearney1900: I thought Jason became the Gold Ranger.
The Blind Target: Pyramydas
The Blind Target: Coolest Carrier Zord ever.
Kearney1900: The turtle was the best.
The Blind Target: Tor was lame.
Famazingly David: oh yeah, jason.
Kearney1900: You're lame, you asswhore.
The Blind Target: He got stomped all the time by Serpentara.
Famazingly David: There was one that just stacked up on top of itself.
The Blind Target: Red Dragonzord=Gayest Zord Ever.
Famazingly David: that whole megazord sucked.
The Blind Target: That was Tor.
The Blind Target: Their FinishingMove:
The Blind Target: Fall on top of bad guy.
Kearney1900: According to imdb.com, the guy who played Zack was in the worst movie ever made.
Famazingly David: if you looked at the megazord with the red dragon even a little funny, it would fall apart.
Famazingly David: what movie?
Kearney1900: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0241218
The Blind Target: Yeah, Cow has that one.
The Blind Target: I broke a peg on it somewhere.
Kearney1900: Hey, Zack is on "The Shield" and "CSI".
Kearney1900: Crazy shit.
Famazingly David: craze.
The Blind Target: I remember he gave me the Ninja and Shoguns Zords since I had stolen FF7 for him.
Famazingly David: hah
The Blind Target: Kimber was in some anorexic movie.
Kearney1900: Billy made Temptation Island!
Famazingly David: want us to push your shit in, bitch!
Famazingly David: kimberly was in a bunch of movies.
Kearney1900: I knew that Billy was a perv.
The Blind Target: Lame Galaxy=Lame
Kearney1900: Shit man, they let Bulk direct an episode of Power Rangers.
The Blind Target: Remember when they went into another Galaxy?
Famazingly David: you mean lost galaxy?
The Blind Target: Oops!
The Blind Target: Ha!
The Blind Target: Subconcious effort!
The Blind Target: Remember that Giant pirate guy?
Kearney1900: No.
The Blind Target: On top of the giant turle or something?
Famazingly David: the robot?
Famazingly David: ?
The Blind Target: No, He was a pirate ship shaped sub villina in Lost Galaxy.
The Blind Target: When in reality, he was the real main villian in the japanese series.
Famazingly David: haha
Kearney1900: Holy shit! Finster, Zedd and Saba are the same guy!
Famazingly David: finster?
Famazingly David: saba?
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Kearney1900: Finster was the monster maker guy, and Saba was the White Ranger's sword.
Famazingly David: oh yeah
Kearney1900: Remember VR Troopers?
Famazingly David: shit yeah.
The Blind Target: Gay!
The Blind Target: Kamen Rider go!
Famazingly David: remember that one show where there were three of them, and they fought in cyberspace against this evil guy?
Famazingly David: the one guy looked kind of like ultraman, and the other two just formed animals or armor for him?
Kearney1900: I was just thinking of that one.
Kearney1900: And as teenagers they were a band and some shit?
The Blind Target: Ultran Tiga sucks.
Famazingly David: I don't remember.
The Blind Target: Ultraman
Famazingly David: I do know though that one guy left in the first season, he went to outerspace or some retarded shit.
Kearney1900: They threw him out of the spaceship.
Kearney1900: I remember they made the kids out to be Mastor Haxxors or some shit.
Kearney1900: I can't believe we're talking about Power Rangers ripoffs.
Famazingly David: this chat is sad.
Kearney1900: Hey, go invite Spectre.
Famazingly David: I could be doing something more productive, like masturbating into a cup and selling it for a dollar as "super lemonade"
The Blind Target: Megaman! A fighter robot!
XjY98X has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Megaman was kickass.
Famazingly David: who the fuck is the guy with the retarded name?
Kearney1900: He's a better DJ than j00!
XjY98X: It's the master sn -- I've had it forever.  I can't change it.
The Blind Target: Then why make it so stupid?
Kearney1900: What does it mean, anyway?
Famazingly David: you use aol as your web browser?
The Blind Target: Gay!
Kearney1900: Hey FS, remember the time I got kicked off of AOL?
Kearney1900: That was great, wasn't it?
Kearney1900: I bought Shredder today.
Kearney1900: Kickass toy.
The Blind Target: Anyone remember Ninja Turtles?
Famazingly David: word
The Blind Target: Donatello was gay, for sure.
Kearney1900: He wasn't gay, you idiot.
The Blind Target: I mean, purple? Come on.
Kearney1900: It was Vernon.
HoTtMaN 2007 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Vernon was gay.
The Blind Target: Baxter Stockman was the shit.
The Blind Target: Hot!
Kearney1900: JUST LIKE HOTTMAN 2007!
HoTtMaN 2007: who invite me here
Famazingly David: cock walker over there
The Blind Target: Keanbo did.
Kearney1900: Did not.
Kearney1900: It was Blind Target.
The Blind Target: Bullshit!
The Blind Target: I bet Hotman's anus is burning from all the anal sex that he's had today.
Famazingly David: TOR!
Kearney1900: DMX lover!
HoTtMaN 2007: fuck u blind target
Kearney1900: He got blind from jacking.
HoTtMaN 2007: right in his eye
Famazingly David: http://www.rangercentral.com/mmpr-zd-shogun.htm
Famazingly David: shogun zord
The Blind Target: Hot!
Kearney1900: Gee, C16, even the gay-guy from the DMX chat is making fun of you.
The Blind Target: DMX sucks.
HoTtMaN 2007: fuck u hoe
The Blind Target: Hoe?
Kearney1900: He was there to pick up "hot young men".
HoTtMaN 2007: yeah bitch
Famazingly David: damn, it looks like some people actually detailed their zords to look more accurate.
Famazingly David: I like using my hoe in the garden.
Kearney1900: Hoebag!
HoTtMaN 2007: mne bitch
The Blind Target: I'm sorry you have limited intellegence and listen to mind numbingly stupid music.
Famazingly David: mne?
HoTtMaN 2007: me
The Blind Target: Shit, it's not even music, it's just noise with an idiot jibbering on.
eels1240 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Die white people die!
Famazingly David: me and kearney could be rap superstars and suck dick just like DMX if we wanted to.
eels1240: hahaa
The Blind Target: It's time for a japane lunch!
Kearney1900: I hate those crackahs!
Famazingly David: damn translucent mothafuckaz!
The Blind Target: White Power!
The Blind Target: I hate dem Nigras!
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Famazingly David: get that nigger!
Kearney1900: Why is Advil always white? Cause you want it to work for you!
HoTtMaN 2007 has left the room.
Famazingly David: hahaha
The Blind Target: One of dem coons came by!
Kearney1900: I watched "In Living Color" today.
XjY98X has left the room.
The Blind Target: Remember when Nadira was watching Masked Rider?
Kearney1900: No.
Famazingly David: remember the show with that one beetle guy from space?  Also remember the big bad beetle borgs?  fagging awesome!
The Blind Target: US Beetleborgs was gay-lame.
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Just like black people!
The Blind Target: Fuck you, jew!
sweetlips114: who sent me here!?
Kearney1900: Blind Target.
Famazingly David: there was a japanese beetleborgs?
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: All these shows were japanese first.
Kearney1900: Even VR Troopers?!
Kearney1900: DIE NIGGERS DIE!
The Blind Target: Yep.
Famazingly David: so masked rider had a cameo on power rangers? wild
The Blind Target: When?
The Blind Target: You can tell it's jap when you see the difference in quality of the footage.
Kearney1900: I see.
The Blind Target: Remember when the Green Ranger had the Tight Sheild, then sometimes has that shitty loose one?
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: That was american.
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The Blind Target: And all the US rangers were fat 20 something year olds.
jebennaba890: i jate niggers
sweetlips114: i am sending a nother nigger hater!
The Blind Target: White power!
The Blind Target: The jap actors were all slim and tight!
Kearney1900: Why is Advil always white? Cause you want it to work for you!
The Blind Target: Big lips, wide nose, breathing all the white man's air!
Kearney1900: You know who's black? The Blind Target.
The Blind Target: And dem chinese! All that chink chang chong talk! I cain't understands you, go back to ywer country!
sweetlips114: what is the diff between an apple and a black person??
Kearney1900: He's more negro than the Wayans family combined.
The Blind Target: I'm blacker than night, niggah.
sweetlips114: apples look better handing in trees
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The Blind Target: Hanging, you idiot.
Kearney1900: Famazingly David is black too.
The Blind Target: Wow, that guy was REAL racist.
Kearney1900: I am also black.
The Blind Target: We all play sports really well.
Kearney1900: We have high twitch muscle fiber.
The Blind Target: And big dicks too.
Kearney1900: Jebbananana is a cracker.
GolfBall922 has entered the room.
GolfBall922: what nigger
The Blind Target: Who?
GolfBall922: u
The Blind Target: You, whitey?
GolfBall922: u nigger
The Blind Target: Don't be jealos cause you got a tiny pink dick.
Kearney1900: Blind Target's an oreo.
The Blind Target: And I'm white, ass dildo.
The Blind Target: Rasict people are a good source of amusment.
Kearney1900: Golfball plays golf and eats supper.
Kearney1900: And he has 8 cell phones.
GolfBall922: hell yeah there are
The Blind Target: What a fag!
The Blind Target: He must be 14 or something.
Kearney1900: He's FS's long lost redneck cousin!
GolfBall922: who
The Blind Target: Ha!
The Blind Target: If FS was PR, he'd have fucked him by now!
GolfBall922: whos fs pr
Kearney1900: If FS was PR, he would've killed himself.
GolfBall922: ????
The Blind Target: Some people we know.
The Blind Target: Nigger hater.
Kearney1900: I bet Golfball is Trent Lott in disguise.
The Blind Target: Ha!
The Blind Target: Zing!
GolfBall922: fi u lived in ct ud be one hatted nigger
Kearney1900: Connecticunt?
GolfBall922: yeh
GolfBall922: yeah*
The Blind Target: I'm white, Jibbly.
Kearney1900: I'm also white.
GolfBall922: y do u talk like a nigger
The Blind Target: Yeah, but you're a racist.
GolfBall922: so
The Blind Target: How do I tlak like a black person?
The Blind Target: Fuck, typo.
Famazingly David: god, this is boring.
The Blind Target: Racists should be teabagged.
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Kearney1900: You don't say "Golly" or "Gosh" or "Shucks" like white racist faggots.
The Blind Target: What a fag.
The Blind Target: Gee, I'm awfully sorry, sir...
GolfBall922: just ur gay fucking words
The Blind Target: Golly gee wilerkers!
Kearney1900: LAPD is great.
Kearney1900: Putting those negros in their place.
The Blind Target: Ha!
GolfBall922: niggers*
The Blind Target: And letting all the evil white criminals free is great too.
GolfBall922: yeah
Kearney1900: LAPD party game: Pin the Evidence on the Brother.
The Blind Target: I'm glad white shit like Martha Steward is getting what she deserves.
GolfBall922: see white shit
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Kearney1900: Hey, we should invite Spittor.
The Blind Target: Hey, there's a difference.
The Blind Target: There's black people and then there's niggers.
The Blind Target: There's also white people and crackers.
The Blind Target: White trash and rednecks.
Kearney1900: Spittor would totally rock this chat.
Kearney1900: The evil Spittor, not the dumbass Spittor.
The Blind Target: Huh?
Kearney1900: Remember Spittor?
The Blind Target: The kid?
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: Hey, Rasict! You still here?
Kearney1900: He's busy cleaning his golfballs.
Zathu Koon has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Spittor himself!
The Blind Target: *bows*
Zathu Koon: ...............
The Blind Target: I tracked him down, Sir Kearny!
Kearney1900: He's Lord of the Sith, d00d.
The Blind Target: The topics are niggers and why Golfball922 hates them so much.
Kearney1900: He'll use his lightsaber to ownz your ass.
The Blind Target: Hippie!
Kearney1900: He's the new Spectre. Guy who's in the chat, but never talks.
The Blind Target: Yeah, and they're both young.
Kearney1900: Jailbait!
The Blind Target: Gaymada is almost on, Kearnbo.
Zathu Koon: Armada really that bad?
Kearney1900: Bottom Boy Starscream and Big Bot Cycocklus!
The Blind Target: Take a look. It's on now!
Zathu Koon: <-- Doesn't have CN
The Blind Target: Fag!
Kearney1900: He talks.
The Blind Target: ZK, go to the ezboard Allspark's TF Disscussion. Prime Z has edited the eps.
The Blind Target: 99% kids free!
Kearney1900: So the episodes are 3 minutes long?
The Blind Target: Haw!
Kearney1900: Crazy.
Kearney1900: Does Prime Z have the shirts ready yet?
The Blind Target: I dunno, let me ask him.
Zathu Koon: The shirt from... a year ago?
Zathu Koon: *shirts
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Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: Who warned K-Man?
Kearney1900: Golfballs.
Kearney1900: The nigga hater.
Kearney1900: The chat is dead..again!
Kearney1900: C16, invite the Spectre-meister.
The Blind Target: I don't have his name.
Kearney1900: X9 Spectre
The Blind Target: 23 More Days- Secret Trap! Dangerous Countdown! says:Kearney1900 wants to know if you have the shirts ready yet?Hector says:what?23 More Days- Secret Trap! Dangerous Countdown! says:Ha!
The Blind Target has left the room.
Kearney1900: I want my shirt!
The Blind Target has entered the room.
Zathu Koon: You sure?
The Blind Target: Hector says:It has Kalidor logo on it, he forbade me from giving those awayHector says:Did you guys ever get reimbursed?23 More Days- Secret Trap! Dangerous Countdown! says:What a fag. So now you just a bunch of useless shirts?
The Blind Target has left the room.
Zathu Koon: lies...
Kearney1900: Yes, I want my retard shirt with a Pudgy Pig logo.
Zathu Koon: I don't blame ya, but you never know what he could have been doing with them for the past year.
Kearney1900: Ew! He could be washing himself with 'em!
The Blind Target has entered the room.
The Blind Target: FUCK!
The Blind Target: Stupid Aim Chat.
Kearney1900: Now you're the yellow ranger.
The Blind Target: Hey Kearney, save this chat, just in case.
The Blind Target: You can add the rest to it later.
Kearney1900: I will.
Kearney1900: I entitled it "Pudgy Pig Shirts".
The Blind Target: Ha!
Kearney1900: If you're looking for me, you better check at KFC, cause that is where you'll find me...
Kearney1900: Inside the DEEP FRYER!
Zathu Koon: I bet theres tons of thrills to be found there.
Kearney1900: And mutated chicken bones.
Kearney1900: He needs money!
Zathu Koon: Those make great back scratchers
Kearney1900: He too poor to sell computer!
The Blind Target: Ha!
Famazingly David has entered the room.
Kearney1900: We're talking about Prime Z's shirts.
The Blind Target: The Kalkids!
Zathu Koon: Do we even know the shirts exist?
Famazingly David: yeah, they were made, just never shipped.
Famazingly David: and by shipped I mean sent by mules.
Famazingly David: Because that is all they have.
Kearney1900: There is proof in the Bible that the shirts exist.
Zathu Koon: Then it must be lies...
Famazingly David: just like Bill Clinton's affair with monica lewinsky.
Kearney1900: The Mexican Bible never lies, hombre.
The Blind Target: http://pub125.ezboard.com/ftheallsparkfrm73.showMessage?topicID=3.topic
Zathu Koon: 404 is a pritty number
The Blind Target has left the room.
Kearney1900: That damn Florida-Spic.
Cromulent1 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: It's the Fonz!
Cromulent1: wow
Cromulent1: Who's Zathu Koon? I have him on my buddy list but forget who he is
Famazingly David: spits
Zathu Koon: <--
Cromulent1: ah ha
The Blind Target has entered the room.
Kearney1900: He's evil Spittor.
Cromulent1: indeed
Zathu Koon: Grr.
Cromulent1: AAH!
The Blind Target: I get illegal errors for copy/pasting!
Kearney1900: Not retarded 12 year old Spittor that we made of so long ago.
Cromulent1: haha
The Blind Target: Crommie finally came!
The Blind Target: About time, shitlock!
Cromulent1: Crommie finally woke up!
Kearney1900: Molesteror!
Zathu Koon: Yep, those were the erm... days. o_O
The Blind Target: WERE?
Kearney1900: I'm going to molestor you. Then I'm going to nazi you.
Kearney1900: Ah, good times. At least for me.
Zathu Koon: Oh my!
Kearney1900: Probably emotionally scarring for Spittor.
Zathu Koon: How long did I have that nifty little item of a forum at FWC?
The Blind Target: He needs to know these things.
Kearney1900: It was at least a few months.
Cromulent1: undoubtedly
Kearney1900: It was great. I remember when he came in as an unregistered user and said he was unstoppable.
The Blind Target: Ha!
Cromulent1: We showed him!
Kearney1900: Then we dubbed him "The Stoppable force".
Zathu Koon: Ha!
Kearney1900: Anyone remember scorponok from the old EZSpark? He was the guy who put his Transformers in an oven to warm them up.
Cromulent1: haha
Cromulent1: that was weird
Zathu Koon: Smart one.
Kearney1900: He made more spelling errors than C16.
The Blind Target: Hey!
The Blind Target: Eye spel rely gud!
Kearney1900: And now FWC doesn't exist anymore.
Zathu Koon: Whys that?
Kearney1900: Because now it's Maximumletdown, which sucks.
Famazingly David: its now mld
Kearney1900: It's like Allspark Jr.
The Blind Target: What happaned to the FWC Ezboard?
Famazingly David: allspark lite kicked ass.
Kearney1900: http://www.maximumletdown.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=359
Kearney1900: Diss Spittor and Zabgoth!
The Blind Target: A junior veriosn of Allspark, or Chopperface69's Allspark jr?
Famazingly David: me, kearney, and PR turned it into a masterpiece of deviant nature, coupled by a nice mellow blue background, and pengjew!
Famazingly David: no, chopper's was allspark lite
Kearney1900: And then Zac was like "Fuck you for using a board I don't use! For I am Retardus, lord of the Bicycles!"
The Blind Target: Ha!
Famazingly David: palestiniguin.
Zathu Koon: Heh, I don't remember any damn flaboo
Kearney1900: He was flabo, the Tekken King.
Zathu Koon: Oh that kid
Kearney1900: He had the autistic version, and kicked ass at it.
Zathu Koon: Who the hell was Zabgoth?
munchkin 31O has entered the room.
The Blind Target: My sister, everyone.
Kearney1900: He was the Irish Zarak.
munchkin 31O: hello
Kearney1900: And he had a pot of gold.
Kearney1900: We think he might be the Lucky Charms guy.
Cromulent1: heya
munchkin 31O: ernie
Cromulent1: haha, Flabo was great
The Blind Target: He's magiclly Gaylicious!
Kearney1900: Bert and Ernie!
The Blind Target: Yeah?
munchkin 31O: would u go with me?
The Blind Target: Fuck you cracka!
The Blind Target: With who?
munchkin 31O: >:o
munchkin 31O: me
Kearney1900: Jesus! You'd go with your sister?
The Blind Target: And who else?
Famazingly David: I'd go with you, sweetcheeks.
The Blind Target: Who's bringing you?
The Blind Target: Hahahaha!
munchkin 31O: ummm...no
The Blind Target: David is only 13.
Famazingly David: and as tall as a mountain, hoo wah!
munchkin 31O: What are you doing talking to little boys...
Kearney1900: He uses his dick as a prehensile tail.
Famazingly David: I know, I really shouldn't be talking to them, but eh.
The Blind Target: His dick is a little pink nub.
munchkin 31O: I'll take the bus and metro i guess...
The Blind Target: And?
The Blind Target: The buses don't run to his house.
munchkin 31O: the bus...
Famazingly David: and get gang banged by all those token spaniards? I THINK NOT!
munchkin 31O: and walk
Kearney1900: ZE BUS ZE BUS!
The Blind Target: HA!
The Blind Target: The Bus is a Slum On Wheels.
Cromulent1: So people live there?
Famazingly David: She'll get her ass pounded faster than you can say "beuno excellente!"
Famazingly David: she does know what a train is, right?
Kearney1900: And what about the black guys? What're THEY planning?
The Blind Target: Do you know what a dildo is?
Famazingly David: yeah, its what kearney's woman uses to make herself happy while he sits playing hockey on his sega.
The Blind Target: Ha!
Kearney1900: Bastard!
Cromulent1: It's a Gamecube now
The Blind Target: The new Sega.
munchkin 31O: :-(
The Blind Target: *punch*
Famazingly David: only faster, stronger, and more kickasser.
The Blind Target: And sexier.
Kearney1900: We should invite Spectre. We're missing the quiet guy who ends up going crazy.
Famazingly David: Why do you get to punch your sister?
The Blind Target: What's hotter than a box?
Famazingly David: Can I donkey punch her?
The Blind Target: Cause she's punchable!
The Blind Target: Donkey Punhc?
Famazingly David: so I can donkey punch her?  OH BOY!
The Blind Target: Hey, someone quick, FIND GOATSE!
Kearney1900: Is this like "Where's Waldo"?
Famazingly David: www.goatse.cx/hello.jpeg
Famazingly David: committed to memory
The Blind Target: MWahahahahahaha!
The Blind Target: Jackie, look at that!
Famazingly David: hah, it doesn't work
Famazingly David: http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg
Famazingly David: there we go.
munchkin 31O: oh my god
munchkin 31O: that is so nasty
The Blind Target: His ass!
The Blind Target: HIS ASS!
munchkin 31O: who is tha?!
Famazingly David: yeah, thats me.
munchkin 31O: really?
munchkin 31O: ewwwwww
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Cromulent1: hahahaha
Famazingly David: yeah, I also had my wench help out.  So did our kids.
Kearney1900: Dave's done a lot of weird shit.
Famazingly David: like pee into kearney's mouth.
Kearney1900: Remember that time at Mardi Gras?
Famazingly David: where you took beads in return for lifting up your shirt?
munchkin 31O: doesnt that hurt?!
Kearney1900: No. The one where you fucked one of the floats.
X9 Spectre has entered the room.
Famazingly David: haha, you actually believed I did that?
munchkin 31O: i don tknow u
munchkin 31O: perhanps
The Blind Target: Spectre!!!!
munchkin 31O: ernie
Famazingly David: Aren't you PR's cousin?
munchkin 31O: come with me
Famazingly David: PR FUCKED j00!
Kearney1900: PR's cousin?
Famazingly David: Kearney1900:  I cum on teh kbord!
The Blind Target: HoTT!
Kearney1900: That never happened.
Famazingly David: Kearney1900: whatever I say in the chat is a dirty lie!
Cromulent1: Yes... but is that also a lie?
munchkin 31O: ugh.....
munchkin 31O has left the room.
Kearney1900: Now I'm going to make jokes about the death of the Yellow Ranger.
The Blind Target: What a slut.
The Blind Target: She left.
Cromulent1: hey, that's not very nice...
Famazingly David: Kearney1900: Like your sister
Kearney1900: She's so appealing they had to peel her off the sidewalk!
Famazingly David: then fuck her again.
Kearney1900: It's Pavement Time!
Famazingly David: I think the dog has a hormonal problem.  It keeps raping the plastic plant.
Famazingly David: J-Lo
Cromulent1: that's G-Lo
Kearney1900: George Lopez, bah.
The Blind Target: GodDAMMIT
Famazingly David: in spanish, g sounds like j and j sounds like g.
The Blind Target: How did babadi die?
Famazingly David: or maybe thats just french.
Kearney1900: C16 just found out he was jacking off to George Lopez.
Zathu Koon: Wait to go c16.
Zathu Koon: *way
Cromulent1: Buu killed Babadi
Kearney1900: Are you talking about DragonBallz again?
The Blind Target: How?
Famazingly David: ubuu!
Cromulent1: I forget exactly
Cromulent1: he just got mad at him for controlling him and killed him
Cromulent1: Sit, Ubu, sit!
Cromulent1: Good dog!
The Blind Target: How does kid Buu die?
Cromulent1: I haven't seen that far yet
Cromulent1: those eps haven't aired yet on CN have they?
The Blind Target: Majin Buu is gay.
The Blind Target: Look at that fat chin!
The Blind Target: It's gay!
Cromulent1: so.... fat chin = gay?
Cromulent1: weird
The Blind Target: Fay neck for guzzling!
Kearney1900: Jay Leno is a fucking Village Person then.
Cromulent1: HA!
Zathu Koon: Heh
Famazingly David: new pictures of the new console coming out
Kearney1900: You are an idiot!
Cromulent1: Well, I needs to takes me a shower
Kearney1900: In teh outhouse?
Famazingly David: poobath
Cromulent1: No, in the bathroom across the hall
The Blind Target: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Famazingly David: HAHAHAHA
Cromulent1: . . . ...
Famazingly David: This is one wacky gameshow.
Kearney1900: Blind Target found he was jacking off to Louie Anderson, not Pamela Anderson.
Famazingly David: or I might've crashed his browser, one of the two.
The Blind Target: *spunks*
Famazingly David: so c16, did you click on the link?
The Blind Target: Yes, you fat pimply dick.
Famazingly David: you got pwn3d, duz3rz!
The Blind Target: Paste the link, I want to send it to me sister!
Famazingly David: http://superfun.30e.com/
Famazingly David: Just remember, when your banging your sister, tell her to call you dave.
The Blind Target: Sure thing.
Famazingly David: and bang her within a few days.
Kearney1900: Eww.
The Blind Target: munchkin 31O: I know thatmunchkin 31O: that shit has a virusThe Blind Target: No it doesn.The Blind Target: doesn't.
Kearney1900: Hahahahaha.
Cromulent1: heh
Cromulent1: well, now I'm actually going to shower instead of just saying I am
Kearney1900: It's raining rain!
The Blind Target: She says when she clicks on the link, she gets a message from her virus scanner.
Famazingly David: wild
The Blind Target: gothfreak1988: hiThe Blind Target: yoThe Blind Target: word to your mother!gothfreak1988: w\eThe Blind Target: Yup.
The Blind Target: The Blind Target: Where's your dildo?The Blind Target: Fucking gook!
Kearney1900: I think Spectre and Spittor are having an affair.
X9 Spectre: I'm here, I'm just not saying anything.
The Blind Target: Lesbian!
X9 Spectre: I wish.
The Blind Target: You wish alot of things.
The Blind Target: DYKE!
Kearney1900: I play a lesbian in chat rooms.
The Blind Target: Links.
Famazingly David: I played a jew and kearney was a nazi once.
Cromulent1: In a production of The Sound of Music
Cromulent1: or something
Kearney1900: Hey, you're supposed to be showering.
Cromulent1: yeah, well, someone took the good shower
Cromulent1: really
Famazingly David: all that was left was the piss colored one?
Kearney1900: So what we've learned: Spectre is not like the deaf swan in Trumpet of the Swan, C16 fucked his sister, and FS is a jew.
Zathu Koon: Amazing.
Kearney1900: And Spittor is pure evil.
Famazingly David: I seem to be one big jumble of minorities.
Cromulent1: like Irish?
The Blind Target: Gay!
Kearney1900: Remember when C16 thought that guy was actually a chick?
Famazingly David: no, they are majorities in the pissed and drunk commmunities.
The Blind Target: What guy?
Cromulent1: ah
Zathu Koon has left the room.
The Blind Target: Dude, .Hack///Sign is gonna play on Cartoon Network!
Kearney1900: Wow, that's old news.
Kearney1900: Chink.
The Blind Target: I know, but I saw a commercial for it now.
The Blind Target: I want to play that game.
Cromulent1: I didn't know
Cromulent1: is it a good show?
The Blind Target: Cause you're gay.
The Blind Target: I dunno...
Kearney1900: UWC is gay?!
Cromulent1: I'm not gay... just underinformed
The Blind Target: Underinformer=curious
Kearney1900: Well, this changes everything.
Cromulent1: curious about TV shows
Cromulent1: IT CHANGES NOTHING!!!!
Kearney1900: So you're bi-curious about TV shows?
The Blind Target: And about MEN'S DICKS UP YOUR ASS!
The Blind Target: And how it feels.
Cromulent1: bah, I give up
Cromulent1: but I'm not gay
Kearney1900: That's the PR spirit.
The Blind Target: You sure?
Cromulent1: I'm sure
The Blind Target: You never know until the dick is a quater lenth into your anus!
Cromulent1: How do you know that?
Cromulent1: HA!
The Blind Target: That's what Fangwing told me.
Kearney1900: C16 tries to hide his homosexuality by calling others gay.
Cromulent1: yeah
Famazingly David: hypocritical homosexual.
The Blind Target: Closet Queer!
Kearney1900: Is C16.
The Blind Target: You like to cyber with men.
Kearney1900: No I don't.
The Blind Target: You're a homersexual!
Kearney1900: I cyber with lesbians.
The Blind Target: That are really men.
The Blind Target: And you know that.
Kearney1900: C16 liked his gym teacher in a very special way.
The Blind Target: Yeah, she was hot.
Kearney1900: Your gym teacher was male.
The Blind Target: So was your first love.
Kearney1900: Now you're just being a PR.
Kearney1900: DAMN RIGHT!
Kearney1900: Hoebag.
The Blind Target: Your father.
Kearney1900: Your cousin!
The Blind Target: PR's cousin!
Kearney1900: You are PR's cousin!
Cromulent1: The truth is out!
Famazingly David has left the room.
The Blind Target: You suck dick for coke.
Kearney1900: You suck dick for free.
The Blind Target: Herion head.
Kearney1900: UWC head!
Cromulent1: !!!!
The Blind Target: You want to eat baby Jesus!
Kearney1900: You want to eat baby UWC!
The Blind Target: *munch*
Kearney1900: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cromulent1: Is that my torso! It is!
The Blind Target: I eat puppies.
Kearney1900: Now Grown UWC will never exist!
Cromulent1: What are you hacking? Is it my torso? It is!
The Blind Target: You fucking moron.
The Blind Target: UWC is still a baby!
The Blind Target: The gud meat's in da hedd!
Kearney1900: He is?
Kearney1900: Then are we back in time to 1982 or whenever?
Big Bot Man 101 has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Sluts!
The Blind Target: Cockstuffers!
Big Bot Man 101: Moron.
Cromulent1: TSFC!
The Blind Target: WHEEE!
Big Bot Man 101: Hello UWC. How are you this afternoon?
The Blind Target: What's with the gay small talk?
Cromulent1: Not bad, though it feels like morning :-P
Kearney1900: Ah, the memories.
Cromulent1: you?
Big Bot Man 101: Heh. About the same. I worked all night, so to me this is morning.
Cromulent1: heh
Kearney1900: We were talking about Time Travel and eating babies.
Kearney1900: Specifically Baby UWC.
The Blind Target: Time to eat Baby TSFC!
Big Bot Man 101: Time for you to get some oxygen.
The Blind Target: Yeah, I do need it.
The Blind Target: My room is full of fart gas.
Kearney1900: Now don't make fun of C16 just because he's a little...different.
The Blind Target: When i go outside and come back in, even I can tell there's a smell in here.\
Kearney1900: Different=retarded.
The Blind Target: DURrRrrrrr:-!
The Blind Target: mamMMY!
Kearney1900: Oh, I remember the memories I had surrounding TSFC and FWC. Those were the days of our lives.
Big Bot Man 101: Ernestine...is there a specific reason for this chat?
The Blind Target: Yes.
Big Bot Man 101: Those days are far behind me, and quite honestly, I really don't give a shit about it much. =\
The Blind Target: This chat is to last all day.
Kearney1900: They were still hi-larious.
Big Bot Man 101: I hope you enjoy speaking to yourself online for about 10 hours or so...
Cromulent1: you an rest assured that he does
Big Bot Man 101: The voices keep him company.
Kearney1900: It's gonna be me and C16 for 14 hours. It'll be the longest chat ever made.
Big Bot Man 101: God be with you.
Kearney1900: It'll have guest stars too, like Ernest Borgnine and the Big Bopper.
The Blind Target: I'm going to leave for an hour later on.
The Blind Target: God?
The Blind Target: Fuck him!
Big Bot Man 101: and the line that was made....just got crossed. Have a nice one.
Big Bot Man 101 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Let it be shown that Big Bot Man 101 is the gayest AIM name ever.
The Blind Target: What a fag.
The Blind Target: 101=School for teh fagz
Kearney1900: Remember when Cyclonus2010 drew semen on his pic?
The Blind Target: No...
Kearney1900: It was a while ago. It was great.
Cromulent1: I don't think I ever saw that pic
Kearney1900: It was funny.
Kearney1900: They drew cum on his lips.
Cromulent1: ah
The Blind Target: Whose lips?
Kearney1900: TSFC's.
Zathu Koon has entered the room.
The Blind Target: His real picture?
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: FIND THIS NOW.
Zathu Koon: I'm out to do shit, bbl
Zathu Koon has left the room.
Cromulent1: ok, I htink the shower's free now
Cromulent1: be back in a few minutes
Kearney1900: Spittor is going to jack off.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: Shit=His Dick.
Kearney1900: So it's down to us and Spectre. Who do we eat first if we get trapped?
The Blind Target: Spectre, because he won't say anything.
The Blind Target: Plus, his meat is young and tender.
Kearney1900: Not even when he's being eaten?
The Blind Target: nope.
Kearney1900: Is he like Silent Bob?
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Kearney1900: And you're Gay...I mean Jay.
The Blind Target: You're Homo Simpsor
Kearney1900: I am not.
Kearney1900: You're Gay-R.
The Blind Target: Am not.
The Blind Target: I'm still alive.
Kearney1900: Who Cocked Gay-R?
The Blind Target: You did.
Kearney1900: No, Smithers did.
Kearney1900: You dogwhore.
The Blind Target: Wanker
Kearney1900: FS!
The Blind Target: Your mother.
Kearney1900: FS is your mother!
The Blind Target: Chibodee Crockett!
Kearney1900: Find more people to chat.
Cromulent1: Reduced to using funny-sounding names from G Gundam, C16?
Kearney1900: We need more people. The chat is dying!
The Blind Target: It's deat.
The Blind Target: *pokes dead horse with stick*
Kearney1900: We need to resurrect it.
The Blind Target: Yes.
The Blind Target: Agreed.
Kearney1900: So find people.
The Blind Target: Nobody's on my list now.
Kearney1900: UWC?
Cromulent1: let me check
Cromulent1: let's see...
Cromulent1: Mike Miksch, Murry... that's about it
Kearney1900: Damn.
Kearney1900: They're too cosmopolitan for here.
Cromulent1: well, and ExVeeBrawn
Kearney1900: We need people like us.
Cromulent1: problem is, we're the people like us
Kearney1900: Crazy people! Retards! PRs!
The Blind Target: BuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDIE!
Kearney1900: Where are the other people like us?
Kearney1900: Where's PR and FS? Where's Hot Rod?
Cromulent1 has left the room.
Cromulent1 has entered the room.
Cromulent1: I wonder what happened to my connection
Cromulent1: oh well
Kearney1900: You're the Yellow Ranger now.
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Woo-woo!
sweetlips114: hello?
sweetlips114: who sent me here?
Kearney1900: Blind Target.
Kearney1900: He sent you.
sweetlips114: ok
sweetlips114: sound off your names
sweetlips114: i am having jenna come in here hold on
The Blind Target: Hi!
The Blind Target: *waves like an idiot*
jebennaba890 has entered the room.
jebennaba890: hi
The Blind Target: Hey!
sweetlips114: hey do i kno anyone in here?
The Blind Target: Are you hot?
jebennaba890: yeaH
sweetlips114: hell ya me and jenna both are ded sexy bitches!
jebennaba890: SO IS LISA
sweetlips114: damn are we hot
sweetlips114: ha
The Blind Target: Do you like to suck dick too?
jebennaba890: YOUD GO BLINDE
jebennaba890: YEAH
hotguyams has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Are you two lesbians?
jebennaba890: BI
The Blind Target: That's hot as fuck!
sweetlips114: is it only guys in here
jebennaba890: I KNOW
sweetlips114: besides me and jenna?
Kearney1900: Cromulent is a girl.
sweetlips114: asl everyone
The Blind Target: I think so.
hotguyams has left the room.
Kearney1900: 22-m-russia here.
The Blind Target: Liar!
The Blind Target: 20/M/Miami
jebennaba890: 15/F/MO
sweetlips114: 15 f mo
sweetlips114: 14f mo
sweetlips114: shit  idont kno?
The Blind Target: You 2 ever met eahc other?
jebennaba890: YEAH
jebennaba890: SHES AT MY HOUSE
sweetlips114: yea!
sweetlips114: we are friedns and st the same house
The Blind Target: What does she taste like?
sweetlips114: sweet
sweetlips114: and jenna is ....bgdyguire
The Blind Target: What?
jebennaba890: GOOD
The Blind Target: You should go over an eat her out while she's on the computer.
jebennaba890: SHES SITTIN NEXT TO ME
jebennaba890: WERE ON DIF COMPUTERS
The Blind Target: Go for it then.
sweetlips114: but we cant do that!
The Blind Target: Sure you can!
sweetlips114: O:-)
jebennaba890: :-P
The Blind Target: Aw, you guys suck!
jebennaba890: DICK
Kearney1900: You guys suck as lesbians!
The Blind Target: Yeah, put on a show for us!
jebennaba890: I CAN ONLY EAT ANOTHER GIRL OUT IF IM GIVIN A GUY A HANDJOB AT THE SAMEW TIME
Kearney1900: Is that your weakness or something?
jebennaba890: HUH
The Blind Target: How about I give myself a handjob while you eat her out?
jebennaba890: NO
sweetlips114: it wouldnt be the same
Kearney1900: You guys are mediocre lesbians.
The Blind Target: Talk about boring.
Kearney1900: C+ at best.
The Blind Target: Yeah, Kearny here has cybered with guys betetr than you two.
sweetlips114: eww
sweetlips114: isnt he a guy??
sweetlips114: he is gay?!!?
jebennaba890: WELL WE DONT CYBER....ONLY DO IT N REAL LIFE
sweetlips114: nasty!
Kearney1900: I'm a better lesbian than both of you fags.
sweetlips114: hey!
sweetlips114: you want to start shit wiht us!!1
The Blind Target: Hahahaha.
sweetlips114: bring it spic!
sweetlips114: shit!
Kearney1900: What're you gonna do, eat some carpet?
The Blind Target: Do you even know what a spci is?
sweetlips114: no
sweetlips114: we need a guy for thst
sweetlips114: nope!
Kearney1900: That's why you are bad lesbians.
The Blind Target: Then why did you say it?
sweetlips114: cuz i am gay
sweetlips114: i mean les
The Blind Target: I bet your pussy taste like battery acid.
sweetlips114: um..i dont kno what that tastes like so i dont kno?
Cromulent1: I'm back from the shower, everyone!
sweetlips114: maybe like pancakes!
jebennaba890: SEXY KINDA
Kearney1900: Thanks for the information, UWC.
The Blind Target: And the Cromulen returns!
sweetlips114: oh that is really sexy
jebennaba890: I BET SHES HOT
sweetlips114: and hot
Kearney1900: March of Dykes!
sweetlips114: iam getting wet
jebennaba890: ME 2
Cromulent1: You bet I am!
The Blind Target: For those of you who have just tuned in:
The Blind Target: Two mediocre lesbrians refuse to eat each other out for our benifit.
sweetlips114: oh i bet you are to?
sweetlips114: what you wearing
Cromulent1: shorts and a T-shirt
sweetlips114: oh
sweetlips114: you should take that stuff of
jebennaba890: YEAHTAKE IT OFF!\
Cromulent1: I'll have to eventually
sweetlips114: wise ass!
Cromulent1: it certainly is
Kearney1900: You lesbians are subpar.
sweetlips114: dont get smart!
Kearney1900: God, if this were a porno film you'd be having sex by now.
jebennaba890: SPEAK ENGLISH
The Blind Target: Yeah, I'm not even aroused.
sweetlips114: we are what?
Kearney1900: This isn't arousing or amusing!
sweetlips114: she wont take her clothes off!
sweetlips114: how could it be?!!?
sweetlips114: we are on a comp.
sweetlips114: dumb ass!
The Blind Target: What are you wearing?
sweetlips114: nothing
jebennaba890: NOTHING
sweetlips114: but the other girl is!
The Blind Target: Then rub each other
jebennaba890: WE R
The Blind Target: That's not a girl.
Cromulent1: I'm taking them off now
Kearney1900: He's just George Cook, Master of Disguise!
sweetlips114: oh is she bi to
sweetlips114: i thoguht she wasnt?
The Blind Target: Tell us what you're doing to each other!
Kearney1900: He's no lesbian! He's just plain old country fresh UWC.
Cromulent1: Fresh as a daisy!
sweetlips114 has left the room.
Cromulent1: Bah
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Stupid dykes.
sweetlips114: sorry got kicked off
Cromulent1: Welcome back, then!
sweetlips114: oh well hey!
sweetlips114: ok ok we lied!
sweetlips114: we are not bi
sweetlips114: we are stright and like the dick!
The Blind Target: I knew it.
jebennaba890: LOL
Cromulent1: He knew it.
jebennaba890: WE TRICKED U
sweetlips114: it is all true!
sweetlips114: and if this is the table it was nt a good joke!
Cromulent1: ??
Kearney1900: You're bad at sucking dick too, I bet.
sweetlips114: yeah i kno
Cromulent1: Ha, you've been had, as well
sweetlips114: i neevr have
Cromulent1: me = a guy
sweetlips114: i said we like the dick that dont mean i got to suck it
The Blind Target: Me too
Kearney1900: C16 likes dick.
Cromulent1: I disguised myself since Blind Target said I was female
sweetlips114: we new you were a guy
The Blind Target: No wait!
Cromulent1: so?
Cromulent1: bah
The Blind Target: Me=guy too!
sweetlips114: wait i thoguth everyone in here was a guy??
Cromulent1: haha
sweetlips114: there was a girl!!!
Cromulent1: it was me
Kearney1900: Dumbasses!
sweetlips114: you neevr told ud!!
sweetlips114: so you are the dumbass!
jebennaba890 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Gay!
sweetlips114: who just goes around inviting people to chats they dont even kno!!!
The Blind Target: http://www.imgvault.com/doujin/final_fantasy_vii/limit_break_en/fullsize.php?img=00013.gif
Cromulent1: "sweetlips114: is it only guys in herejebennaba890: I KNOWsweetlips114: besides me and jenna?Kearney1900: Cromulent is a girl."
Kearney1900: I never said that.
Cromulent1: I just copied it from the chat!
Cromulent1: You lie!
sweetlips114 has left the room.
Kearney1900: You lie, you non-C16!
Cromulent1: well, that was short-lived
The Blind Target: More lezzie please.
Kearney1900: I'm looking for some fags to bash.
LilBoi830 has entered the room.
LilBoi830 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Stupid LilBoi.
xxT02xx has entered the room.
Kearney1900: HOMO!
Cromulent1: haha
Kearney1900: It's xxT02xx to the ass backwards mobile!
The Blind Target: Teh gayz love teh dik
Kearney1900: His sidekick is strap-on.
xxT02xx has left the room.
Kearney1900: He left. Damn.
The Blind Target: The fag.
Kearney1900: Now it's back to 4 [3 alive]....
Kearney1900: We are the Fantastic 3!
The Blind Target: I'm Mr. Fantastico!
The Blind Target: Cromulent is the Invisible Woman and K is the Thing!
Kearney1900: And C16 as the Human Flamer.
The Blind Target: The next person get to be the Human Flamer!
The Blind Target: HA!
The Blind Target: We read each other's minds!
The Blind Target: Creepy
Cromulent1 has left the room.
The Blind Target: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kearney1900: Damn that UWC.
The Blind Target: Unstoppable White Cracker.
The Blind Target: Damn, how long has this chat been going on for?
Kearney1900: 5 hours or so.
The Blind Target: WoooEEEE!
Kearney1900: Cock Locker, try inviting Cromulent.
The Blind Target: Damn, i gotta do all the work?
Kearney1900: Cause you're the spic.
Cromulent1 has entered the room.
Cromulent1: finally!
Kearney1900: Wooooo!
The Blind Target: Fuck you, wacker!
Kearney1900: It's back to 4.
Kearney1900: The FAMAZINGLY FOUR!
Cromulent1: mind if I invite Chemnerd?
Kearney1900: Go for it.
The Blind Target: Go ahead!
Kearney1900: If he's annoying, we got a new PR.
x mrping x has entered the room.
Cromulent1: haha
Cromulent1: Welcome aboard!
x mrping x: GAH!
Kearney1900: MrPong, eh?
x mrping x: PING
x mrping x: I don't like that game much actually
Kearney1900: Fine, from now on you're to be called C16 Junior.
The Blind Target: YAY THE NERD!
x mrping x: pong that is
Cromulent1: Ping is a high-end brand of golf clubs
x mrping x: no no no - I won't be called Junior
x mrping x: it is I, ChemNerd
x mrping x: no one else
Kearney1900: You can be C-Ju.
The Blind Target: How come i don't see you on my list?
Kearney1900: Because you're blind, C16.
Cromulent1: elfin magic?
x mrping x: *shrug* I dunno
Kearney1900: Blind from the jacking.
x mrping x: because monkies have 12 legs and have clubbed you with them
The Blind Target: I AM BEN DEVIL!
Cromulent1: hey, there's a topic
The Blind Target: Shit.
Cromulent1: who's gonna see Daredevil?
Kearney1900: I'm going to see it.
Cromulent1: We all know about your Affleck-philia
Kearney1900: I bet Matt Damon's gonna get front row seats so he can see his husband.
x mrping x: ewwww
Cromulent1: ha
x mrping x: I don't know - was it someone other than Ben, I'd see it
x mrping x: but I hate him
x mrping x: he's annoying
Kearney1900: Project Gaylight!
The Blind Target: Ha!
x mrping x: just wrong man
The Blind Target: Watch yourself. We make lots of gay jokes in here.
x mrping x: oh it's fine
Kearney1900: I bet J-Lo and Matt are gonna get into cat fights.
x mrping x: as I've said "It takes a man very secure in his heterosexuality to have sex with another man" - well a friend of a friend says it
x mrping x: they will
The Blind Target: That's gay.
x mrping x: they'll claw each others eyes out with tacs
Cromulent1: ouch
x mrping x: GAY GAY GAY - it's all you people know.  What about bisexuals and transvestives and George Bush
x mrping x: ??
Kearney1900: I bet Matt Damon's mail is entitled "Mrs. Ben Affleck".
x mrping x: so we're going on the assumption he's the woman?
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Kearney1900: Because Ben's dating J-Lo.
x mrping x: on what grounds if I can ask?
x mrping x: well
x mrping x: thats no real proof
Kearney1900: Who is Matt Damon dating? Nobody.
x mrping x: okay - so how does that support him being the woman
x mrping x: I don't disagree
x mrping x: but my rulling is just that he seems more fruity
x mrping x: maybe Ben and J-Lo have a reverse relationship.  She can duke him in his ass with a strap on, so maybe he's the woman
x mrping x: maybe every night Matt drives it home in old Ben
Kearney1900: Maybe they're both the woman.
x mrping x: they have tea parties and knit and butt bang each other
x mrping x: okay
Cromulent1: I hate to leave this fascinating discourse, but I gotta go
x mrping x: I'll accept this
Kearney1900: Bah!
x mrping x: No Andy - you must STAY!
Cromulent1: no...
Kearney1900: You traitor.
x mrping x: STAY AND JOIN!
x mrping x: be one
Kearney1900: Where are you going, then?
Cromulent1: I'll leave this window open, but I'll be elsewhere
Cromulent1: going to see a movie
x mrping x: I know where you live Andy, and I'm not afraid to post it on a gay message board!
Cromulent1: !!!!!!!!!!
Kearney1900: He'll do it!
The Blind Target: HAa!
Cromulent1: You don't know my address...
x mrping x: But I do
Cromulent1: well, regardless, I'm out
Cromulent1: later, all
x mrping x: what movie?
Kearney1900: Of the closet!
x mrping x: *clinging*
Kearney1900: HAHAHAHAHA!
Cromulent1: ...Gangs of New York
The Blind Target: What a fag!
x mrping x: hahahahahah!
Kearney1900: Gangbangs of New York!
Cromulent1: bah
Kearney1900: Hahahahahaha!
x mrping x: Poor Melissa had no idea what she was getting into
x mrping x: who are you going to see it with?
Cromulent1: Melissa?
x mrping x: Gangbang - she's in the gangbang andy
x mrping x: get it together
Cromulent1: I'm seeing it by myself, but I'm meeting my family at the theater
Kearney1900: The what?
Cromulent1: they're seeing other things
The Blind Target: Polly Rides Again!
x mrping x: huh?
x mrping x: AHAHAHA!
The Blind Target: Polly=Dildo
Kearney1900: RIDE THE STEEL HORSE WILL SMITH!
Cromulent1: well, I'm off
Cromulent1: bye
x mrping x: RIDE HIM!
x mrping x: okay
Kearney1900: Buh-bye.
x mrping x: have fun Baggo
The Blind Target: WAIT!
The Blind Target: Don't forget to butter you popcorn!
x mrping x: he's left - to see that gangbang movie
x mrping x: hehehehe
x mrping x: he'll butter his ass for that movie - he's meeting a man
x mrping x: no, thats wrong to suggest he's gay - I have no proof
x mrping x: and he's a friend, so we should be nice
x mrping x: *smirk* should
Kearney1900: We have proof that you're gay, though.
x mrping x: really???
Kearney1900: Roll the video entitled "PR and Chemnerd", C16.
The Blind Target: Yep.
x mrping x: Woooow
x mrping x: I shall be sure to inform my family, my girlfriend, and my friends ASAP
Famazingly David has entered the room.
Kearney1900: You would do that.
The Blind Target: x mrping: oh you're so LONG AND hard Daniel! DanielLovesItHard: ooo yeah my ass is begging for u!
Famazingly David: wow, this is so sad.
Kearney1900: This chat must last forever.
x mrping x: YHAAHAHA!
The Blind Target: *raises hands in air*
The Blind Target: yes
The Blind Target: Yes.
The Blind Target: YES.
The Blind Target: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kearney1900: We're on Hour 5.
x mrping x: hmmmm
The Blind Target: Save the convo right now
x mrping x: Well guys - I'll be back in a bit - I've gotta call a bunch of people you know?
The Blind Target: For medicinal purposes.
x mrping x: well apparently I'm gay
x mrping x: so
Kearney1900: Gotta call PR, eh?
The Blind Target: Our Guest Star is leaving!
x mrping x: I've got people to tell
x mrping x: I'll be back
Kearney1900: Goodbye Guest Star Jerry Lewis!
x mrping x: I'll leave the window open and the light off
x mrping x: feel free to break in at any time and steal my valuables
Famazingly David: Time to get my swerve on.
x mrping x: like my baby jesus buttplug
Famazingly David: or the hello kitty vibrator?
x mrping x: *shakes head* no - I couldn't get one of those
x mrping x: I'm kinda broke at the momment
The Blind Target: Don't forget the David Hasslehof Nipple clamps
x mrping x: you have NO IDEA how much lube you run through when pounding the hersy highway
Kearney1900: Kearney1900: When did it start?The Blind Target: Just now.The Blind Target: Let's try to keep it going all day!
Kearney1900: First three lines in the chat.
x mrping x: *cheers*
x mrping x: well I'm off
x mrping x: -----HAS LEFT THE ROOM-----
The Blind Target: Hot!
Kearney1900: So, the original Famazingly Four is here.
Kearney1900: Kearney! C16! UWC! FS!
Kearney1900: And S.P.E.C.T.R.E., the hated robot.
The Blind Target: *bzzt*
The Blind Target: This is the longest orgasm I've ever had.
Kearney1900: The what now?
The Blind Target: =-O*splat*
The Blind Target: --------------------->~~~~~~
The Blind Target: ---->~~~
The Blind Target: :-D
Famazingly David: You know how you rub it till it gets to breaking point, but then you stop, and do it again, and it feels more tingly?
The Blind Target: You should know.
The Blind Target: Too bad we can't get Maximum Convoy in here.
Kearney1900: Why not?
Famazingly David: Is he on?
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
sweetlips114: hello?
sweetlips114: who sent me here?
Kearney1900: Yo.
Famazingly David: hey, swank ass.
Kearney1900: Blind Target.
sweetlips114: hey who wants to hear some black jokes?
sweetlips114: ok...guess not bye!
sweetlips114 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Slut.
Kearney1900: The lez from before.
Famazingly David: so when do we get c16 on kearney action shots?
The Blind Target: Never.
Kearney1900: Agreed, never.
Famazingly David: ok, how about kearney on c16?
Famazingly David: She looks extremely slow.  But when they are naked, how can you say no?
Kearney1900: You are an idiot!
The Blind Target: I'm not falling for that one again...
Kearney1900: You will.
The Blind Target: Never, Cernie!
Famazingly David: ok, here is the real retarded porn.
Famazingly David: look at the hands and the toe sucking, AYE!
Kearney1900: Crazy.
Kearney1900: Dead.
The Blind Target: Talk!
Kearney1900: C16 FUCKS SPOTTED SEA COW!
The Blind Target: Breathe damn you BREATHE!
The Blind Target: Cow is sleeping over an older woman's house.
Kearney1900: Your mother?
Famazingly David: indeed
The Blind Target: no.
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: Slut.
The Blind Target: This chat is OVER!!!!!!!!!
Famazingly David: Like Mike is one fucked up movie.
Kearney1900: This chat is never over.
Famazingly David: in the end tracy morgan adopts the little blond and bow wow
The Blind Target: What I created, I can uncreate!
Kearney1900: Never!
The Blind Target: DIE YOU FILTHY SPEC OF DIRT!
Kearney1900: You die now!
The Blind Target: You die!
The Blind Target: You die and you go o hell!
Kearney1900: Never. Never ever ever.
The Blind Target: I leave and i take this chat with me!
The Blind Target: It's like kalidor leaving the Allspark!
Kearney1900: Only you're not fat.
The Blind Target: I'm extremly un-fat.
The Blind Target: You stupid coon!
Kearney1900: You're Canadian.
The Blind Target: You'e jew.
The Blind Target: You stupid sand nigger!
Kearney1900: You camel.
The Blind Target: You give you ass away like it was failing stock!
Kearney1900: Buh?
The Blind Target: GOTCHA!
psychoholic45 has entered the room.
playa2242224222 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: You're addicted to psychohol?
playa2242224222: asl everyone
psychoholic45: yea
The Blind Target: Yeah, it's great.
Kearney1900: 18-f-ny
sweetlips114 has entered the room.
psychoholic45: 19m
sweetlips114: hello?
The Blind Target: yo
playa2242224222: asl everyone
Kearney1900: Yo.
sweetlips114: who keepes sending me in here?
playa2242224222: 18/m
Kearney1900: Blind Target.
sweetlips114: do any of you want to hear black jokes now?
The Blind Target: 20/M/Miami
The Blind Target: Sure
playa2242224222: if ur a horny girl im me
psychoholic45: i wanna hear black jokes
The Blind Target: Racists!
Kearney1900: Let's hear them.
sweetlips114: ok
The Blind Target: Let's go!
sweetlips114: what do u call a bus full of niggers?
sweetlips114: americas most wanted
The Blind Target: That's stupid.
sweetlips114:  there is a black kid and a white kid in 3rd grade who has the bigger willy?
The Blind Target: The black kid of course.
Kearney1900: Duh.
sweetlips114: the black kid cuz he is 18
psychoholic45: coz hes 35
The Blind Target: Durr lok at me IM funny!
sweetlips114 has left the room.
The Blind Target: idiot.
Kearney1900: She's been in here like 8 times.
playa2242224222: horny 18/m/pa any horny ladies wanna moan over their mic for me im me age is not a big deal ill let u know if ur to old or young or press 3 and ill im u
The Blind Target: black kid=18     huh?
The Blind Target: Playa go fuck yourself.
The Blind Target: You're a fag.
playa2242224222: thats physacaly impossible
Kearney1900: He's a playafucker.
playa2242224222 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Fag.
Kearney1900: Double fag.
Kearney1900: He's a douchefag.
Famazingly David: fagot de deux
The Blind Target: David's a triple fagchanger
psychoholic45: how do u get a black kid out of a tree
Famazingly David: Kearney est tard pour son appointment avec monsieur dominatrix.
The Blind Target: Shut the fuck up, racist cock strangler.
psychoholic45: i aint racist
psychoholic45: i got a color tv
Famazingly David: what do you call a black guy with a peg leg?  Give up?  A popsicle! (Not, he may also be called a black dude with a peg leg)
The Blind Target: White people are more colored than blck people.
Kearney1900: Duh.
The Blind Target: White, pink, grey, beige...
psychoholic45: it dont matter, most balck people are criminals
Famazingly David: most white folk are pink, and most black folk are brown.
psychoholic45: black come in all colors too, black brown purple...
The Blind Target: Some of the most evil people EVER were white.
Famazingly David: hitler, for instance
psychoholic45: thats right
The Blind Target: Stalin.
The Blind Target: Bill Gates.
Famazingly David: though he wasn't so evil, he was just mean because he had one nut and was gay.
psychoholic45: stalin is the man
psychoholic45: i love joe stalin
Kearney1900: You're gay.
Kearney1900: You hoefag.
psychoholic45: shut it sluthole
The Blind Target: You cream your jeans for Ricky Martin!
psychoholic45: stalins the man coz he wouldnt take shit
Kearney1900: If he's so great then how come he's dead?
Famazingly David: stalin's, because, wouldn't, and a period at the end might help.
The Blind Target: YEAH?
psychoholic45: coz hes old
psychoholic45: old people die
Famazingly David: periods, man, periods.
The Blind Target: Young people die too.
psychoholic45: the lucky ones
Famazingly David: so do middle aged people.
Famazingly David: uh-oh, I feel the angst.
psychoholic45: so how do u get a black kid out of a tree?
Kearney1900: Psychoholic is probably gay.
Famazingly David: I'm just jonesin' ya, fucky.
psychoholic45: psychoholic is probably gonna pack ur fudge
Famazingly David: you offer him some grits if he comes down?  I don't know.
psychoholic45: whats a grift
psychoholic45: i might like it
The Blind Target: Idiot.
Famazingly David: you don't know what grits are?  How about some greens, you do know what greens are, right?
Kearney1900: He's a classic suburban cracker.
psychoholic45: yea
psychoholic45: trees
psychoholic45: im from brooklyn
psychoholic45: i never been to the suberbs
Famazingly David: greens are vegetables, and grits are like cream of wheat.
Famazingly David: damn cracka ass translucent mothafuckaz.
psychoholic45: why u gotta call me cracker
psychoholic45: jsut coz i make fun of balck people
psychoholic45: i abust everyone
psychoholic45: i smoke the earth, i cant be racist
Famazingly David: shut up, cracka ass cracka.
Kearney1900: You get abused by your father.
Famazingly David: and your mother.
psychoholic45: i abuse urs u filthy bastard
The Blind Target: Wait...
psychoholic45: imma deck ur jaw so hard urs balls will swell
The Blind Target: You asbuse his mother...and he's a bastard?
psychoholic45 has left the room.
Kearney1900: That gringo.
Kearney1900: Signing off and all.
The Blind Target: Him?
Famazingly David: he's such a greenhorn at this.
Kearney1900: Greenhorny?
Famazingly David: ...
Famazingly David: c16's sister was right, why am I hanging out with you little boys.
Kearney1900: Because you're a pedophile.
Famazingly David: you all are a bunch of funking pervs, getting in the way of me raping his sister.  For shame.  FOR SHAME.
The Blind Target: :-(
MsHoyden2u has entered the room.
MsHoyden2u has left the room.
Audra1976 has entered the room.
fox 2324 has entered the room.
fox 2324: ?
Kearney1900: Damn, it's getting harder and harder to find racists these days.
Famazingly David: who the fuck is you, cracka
Kearney1900: So now I'm inviting Christians!
Famazingly David: haha!
Kearney1900: Jesus was black.
Kearney1900: He said "Word up holmes" a lot.
Kearney1900: And he had a pimp cane too.
fox 2324: really
Famazingly David: and he fucked little children.
fox 2324: your a pretty smart guy kearney
Kearney1900: Yes I am.
Kearney1900: Jesus had children too.
fox 2324: i suppose none of you have lifes
fox 2324: making fun of jesus is the best thing you can do
Kearney1900: He had a son named Robotussin Christ.
fox 2324: lol
The Blind Target: It's the topic for the moment.
fox 2324: very sad
Kearney1900: It's sad that you are scoffing at us like TSFC.
fox 2324: whatever
The Blind Target: God sucks!
fox 2324: maybe you should take some sort of class and learn something
Kearney1900: Hey, do you have a real life pic of yourself?
The Blind Target: Any class in specific?
fox 2324: why does God suc?
fox 2324: because you decided that he's not real?
Kearney1900: If you do, we're going to doctor it to make it look like you have semen on your lips.
The Blind Target: Becuase people mindlessly worship him.
fox 2324: why would they do that/
fox 2324: ?
The Blind Target: Putting "Got Jesus" bumper stickers on your car is rediculous.
fox 2324: why do you think they do that though?
Kearney1900: I'm gonna invite a Jew and a Muslim so we can re-enact the Crusades.
fox 2324: what bumper sticker do you have?
The Blind Target: How can you "got"  Jesus?
fox 2324: it means do you have
fox 2324: its from the milk comercials
fox 2324: got milk
fox 2324: there simply asking if you have jesus
fox 2324: because they have him
njg0882 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: IT'S JEWSDAY!
The Blind Target: You can actually have milk.
fox 2324: and there extermly happy
Kearney1900: JEWS vs. CHRISTIANS- WHO WILL WIN?
njg0882 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Jesus isn't even a tangible object.
fox 2324: you wouldnt understand because you have choosen not to believe
Audra1976: You tell them Fox!  These sad individuals are all going to Hell! 
The Blind Target: You know why I have chosen not to believe?
Famazingly David: jesus is as real as santa claus, kearney's girlfriend, and the easter bunny.
Kearney1900: Hey! My girlfriend is real!
fox 2324: i dont care what you have choosen
fox 2324: when you said God sucs thats all i needed to hear
The Blind Target: I was taken to church as a child, they tried to make me religous, but I just didn't see the point in it.
Audra1976: Save them, Fox!  It's your duty as a Christian!  Spead that word!
fox 2324: well blind target if you dont believe or care than dont believe or care
fox 2324: stop bashing it
fox 2324: grow up
The Blind Target: See, that's why i don't like christians.
Kearney1900: I believe in Super Jesus.
The Blind Target: They try to recruit people into their religion.
fox 2324: um no
Famazingly David: pressing yoru beliefs on someone isn't the christian spirit.
Kearney1900: He's like Jesus, only he has X-ray vision and magic powers.
The Blind Target: The religion itself should be enough to appeal to people.
fox 2324: i dont care if any of you believe anything i say
fox 2324: if you want to know ask
The Blind Target: "Beleive in God and you'll be saved!"
Kearney1900: His nemesis is Lex Lucifer.
fox 2324: anyone who calls on the name of the lord will be saved
The Blind Target: Saved from what?
fox 2324: stop fighting it
Famazingly David: christianity has been so warped and twisted that you get these old ladies coming up to your door at five in the morning asking you "have you found god?".
The Blind Target: Yeah, it's sick.
fox 2324: oh yeah
fox 2324: horrible
Kearney1900: You know who I hate? Mormans.
The Blind Target: ORGANIZED RELIGION is what I really have a problem with.
Kearney1900: They're like saltine crackers.
fox 2324: like i said its your choice
fox 2324: and before you continue to cry and complain
fox 2324: read the new testament t
Kearney1900: "I am not allowed to partake in drinking, or eating, or anything that is untrue to the stoner who wrote the book of Morman."
The Blind Target: What do they need all that collection money for anyway?
Audra1976: Fox, I have a question!
fox 2324: im not a mormon
Kearney1900: "I can however, have multiple sex partners!"
Kearney1900: You're a morman.
Kearney1900: I can see it in your beady black eyes and green tentacles.
fox 2324: what
Famazingly David: jew?
The Blind Target: And with so many other religions, it's stupid to beleive that yours is that right one. It's arrogant.
Kearney1900: J2: Return of the Christ! Jesus is back...and black!
fox 2324: kearney do a survey and ask any born again christian if believing in jesus was a mistake
Audra1976: Judas has to betray Jesus in order for Jesus to be crucified and die for our sins, yet Judas went to Hell for eternity and Jesus went to Heaven.  That doesn't seem fair.
The Blind Target: If the remember that is.
Audra1976: esus was at least a willing volunteer for the cross.  Did God ask Judas if he was willing to go to Hell for eternity so the resurrection could be accomplished?
fox 2324: audra your not making sense
Kearney1900: Hey, I never said I didn't believe in Jesus.
fox 2324: judas betrayed jesus
Kearney1900: All I'm saying is that he's black and he had super powers.
fox 2324: judas made a choice to betray him
Kearney1900: And a sidekick named "Rosdower".
Audra1976: But it was God's plan for him to betray Jesus right?  Otherwise Jesus would not have been crucified for out sins.
The Blind Target: Oh fuck, there are religious people in my chat room...
fox 2324: no
Kearney1900: FS, use the link to get him out.
fox 2324: if you read the new testament you know jesus knew before hand that it had to be done
fox 2324: jesus did it
fox 2324: he let it happen
fox 2324: it was his fathers will
fox 2324: audra read
Kearney1900: Hey Fox, is it true that you rape Indians?
fox 2324: dont assume
fox 2324: kearney are you 12?
Audra1976: Right, his Father's will, God's plan
Famazingly David: proof god doesn't exist
Kearney1900: No, I'm 22. And...YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
fox 2324: to die for us
fox 2324: judas made the choice
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fox 2324: peter didnt want jesus to die and what did he say to him?
fox 2324: judas could have said dont do it also
fox 2324: but he took money or jewels to tell them where he was
Kearney1900: Fox...do the American Public a favor and...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kearney1900: Bam!
fox 2324: sure kearney
Famazingly David: HERE IS PROOF THAT EVOLUTION HAPPEN.  BETTER THAN YOUR PROOF.
fox 2324: slave
Famazingly David: which is nothing more than a silly fairy tale filled book.
fox 2324: oh yes we evolved from monkeys
Famazingly David: go ahead, read it.
fox 2324: and one day there was nothing and now theres everything
fox 2324: lol
fox 2324: there was just a small bacteria
fox 2324: and now the galaxy
fox 2324: WOW
Kearney1900: FS, bring in the big guns.
fox 2324: one planet has life out of how many?
Kearney1900: IT'S GOATSE TIME!
Audra1976: Fox, YOU need to read.  The Theory of Evolution does not state we came from monkeys.  That is a common misconception.
Famazingly David: DETAILS HOW EVOLUTION WOULD WORK.
fox 2324: reading lies is a waste of my time
Famazingly David: ah, messed up link.
fox 2324: besides theres many diffrent theorys on how we came about
fox 2324: i dont have time to read man's ideas
fox 2324: go outside and look around
fox 2324: and wake up
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Famazingly David: damn.
Audra1976: And he's gone
Kearney1900: Hahaha, he was actually serious.
Famazingly David: why don't you atleast read it.
Kearney1900: I bet he was busy molesting young boys.
Famazingly David: where is the christian chat?
PhatPimp411 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Wrestling=Gay sex.
PhatPimp411: who invited me here?
Kearney1900: X9 Spectre.
Famazingly David: Nice porn site.  Bunch of cracked passwords
PhatPimp411 has left the room.
Audra1976 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Damn.
Kearney1900: Now what?
Famazingly David: where is the christian chat?
Kearney1900: It's under Christian Singles.
Kearney1900: ...So...
Kearney1900: How was your gay sex with Spectre that you said you'd have?
Kearney1900: Was it good?
Famazingly David: ...?
Kearney1900: You said yesterday that you'd fuck Spectre.
Famazingly David: hahaha, I just showed this guy goatse.cx and he warned me.
Famazingly David: what an ass crandle.
Kearney1900: That uptight bitch.
Kearney1900: I posted the entire chat.
Famazingly David: wow.
Kearney1900: Damnit!
Kearney1900: "HTML comments are not allowed".
Famazingly David: hahaha
Kearney1900: Fuck you, jew.
Famazingly David: its because you aren't csc
Kearney1900: It is?
Famazingly David: no more html for non csc's, last I checked.
Kearney1900: THOSE HOEBAGS!
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Kearney1900: Now I've posted it in 6 different posts.
Maggsbri92025 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Fuck this, I'm putting it up as an html file.
Famazingly David: Mr. Mcfly was in Like Mike
Kearney1900: NOOOOOO!
Famazingly David: well, yes.
Kearney1900: Like Mike sucks.
Kearney1900: Allen Iverson is gay.
Famazingly David: word.
Kearney1900: Word to the erd!
Kearney1900: http://kearney_1900.tripod.com/
Kearney1900: Hoe.
Famazingly David
: holy hell its long
Famazingly David: and you forgot jewish. Can't forget I'm jewish too.
Kearney1900: Oh yeah.
Kearney1900
: I'm gonna add the group chats too.
Kearney1900
: Hoe.
PumaMan540
has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Hello, PumaMan.
PumaMan540
: hey now
Kearney1900: You have joined the "Chat that never ends".
PumaMan540
: word
Kearney1900: It's been going on for 8 hours straight, and now you're a part of history.
PumaMan540
: sweet
PumaMan540: I just ran a couple miles down my street
PumaMan540: holy hell i feel like i am gonna burst
Famazingly David: hey, its fucky!
Kearney1900: Mystery Science Theater 3000 rocks hard.
PumaMan540
: word to your mother
Kearney1900: "The Final Sacrifice" is great.
Famazingly David
: me and kearney have no mothers.
Famazingly David: This was originally "the chat that will never bring back our mothers...OH GOD! THE MEMORIES!"
PumaMan540: fathers then
Famazingly David: don't even ask about the second name this chat had.
Kearney1900: Third name was "shellspark is gayer than ever".
Famazingly David
: fourth was "Shellspark is gayer than ever 2: electric boogaloo"
Kearney1900: You've got the touch.
Kearney1900
: You've got the power! YAHHHH!
Famazingly David
: doo doo-doo doo!
PumaMan540: you never bend you never break
Famazingly David: hey chico, ever have your shit pushed in?
X9 Spectre has left the room.
Kearney1900: Noooooo! Spectre!
PumaMan540
: ouch
PumaMan540: guess he doesn't have the touch
Kearney1900: Now it's down to 5.
PumaMan540
: surprisingly, neither do I.
PumaMan540: another one bites the dust
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Kearney1900: UWC, Nerdo, FS, we must recruit.
Kearney1900
: This chat must not die! Ever.
Famazingly David
: I'm prepared to go down with the ship, sir.
Kearney1900: We must add others.
Kearney1900
: You've got other people on your buddylist, right?
Famazingly David
: ...
Kearney1900: What?
Kearney1900
: C'mon.
Kearney1900
: You asshole.
Kearney1900
: You're no longer in my posse!
Kearney1900
: You're being replaced by Cuba Gooding Jr.!
Famazingly David
: cuba?
Famazingly David: he be white chocolate!
Kearney1900: Where'd C16 go to?
Kearney1900
: He's been gone for an hour.
Kearney1900
: Gentlemen and FS, we are now in Hour 8.
Kearney1900
: 8 of our 162 hour voyage.
Kearney1900
: 162/24 equals...6 days and 18 hours.
Kearney1900
: Ready for it, FS?
Famazingly David
: this is going to take awhile.
Kearney1900: Yeah, about 154 hours.
Famazingly David
: well hell
Kearney1900: We're gonna do it.
Kearney1900
: We'll need auxilaries just in case.
Kearney1900
: We must hire some cronies.
Kearney1900
: And some fuckers to chat.
Kearney1900
: Damn you UWC!
Kearney1900
: Damn you all to Hell!
Kearney1900
: ...
Famazingly David
: hahaha
Kearney1900: Shut up, Mrs. PR Optimus.
Famazingly David
: Thats it, I mgith just have to leave the chat...
Kearney1900: Nooooooooooooooooo!
Kearney1900
: You must never leave.
Kearney1900
: We're together FOREver!
Kearney1900
: Zak Attack!
Kearney1900
: SCREEEEEEECH!
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has entered the room.
KyleWQ: ?
KyleWQ: ......
Famazingly David: ?
KyleWQ: so... why did you invite me in here?
Famazingly David: it was that cock monger kearney1900
KyleWQ: hmm.. Kearney?
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Kearney1900 has entered the room.
Famazingly David: scared the piss out of ya, eh?
Kearney1900: Nah.
Kearney1900: Only if Crom and Nerd were gone.
Famazingly David: mrping is chemnerd?
Kearney1900: Yes.
Kearney1900: Idiot.
Kearney1900: I'm bored.
x mrping x has left the room.
Kearney1900: That traitor.
The Blind Target has entered the room.
The Blind Target: It lives!
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target: The chat LIVES!
The Blind Target: I must commend you for keeping the chat alive in my absence.
Kearney1900: The transcript has been combined into a super transcript, spanning over 50 chapters.
The Blind Target: I wasn't able to get back on because of the local black man dubbed Da Buddah Man.
The Blind Target: I assume EVERYTHING has been saved and recorded, yes?
Kearney1900: Yes.
Kearney1900: Everything.
The Blind Target: EXCELLENT.
The Blind Target: TRULEY the longest chat ever.
Kearney1900: At least the longest today.
The Blind Target: WHOOOOOOOO!
The Blind Target: Famizing Four, into ACTION!
The Blind Target: Mr.Fantastico!
Kearney1900: Someone needs to carry the mantle for me when my time has come.
Kearney1900: This isn't just about me, or FS, or UWC.
The Blind Target: Hm?
Kearney1900: It's not even about Shaft.
Kearney1900: It's about the *people*. The people banding together to break a stupid record!
The Blind Target: YES!
The Blind Target: PREACH IT BRUDDAH!
Kearney1900: The Never Ending Chat: The Movie is starting production.
The Blind Target: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have been cast.
Kearney1900: As shellspark and PR.
Kearney1900: I'm played by Denzel Washington.
The Blind Target: And me?
Kearney1900: Tom Green.
The Blind Target: HEll no!
Kearney1900: You're Tom Green, man.
The Blind Target: @#%$ no way!
Kearney1900: Fine. What about Ashton Kutcher?
The Blind Target: Acceptable.
The Blind Target: My new title at your board:
The Blind Target: Played by Ashton Kutcher
Kearney1900: Muhahahahaha.
Kearney1900: FS will be played by Dick Cheney.
The Blind Target: Ha
Kearney1900: UWC=Matt Groening.
Kearney1900: Spectre=Alan Rickman
The Blind Target: Who's that?
Kearney1900: Snape from Harry Potthead.
The Blind Target: I didn't watch that @#%$.
Kearney1900: You were jerking off to the kids.
The Blind Target: Hot three some!
Kearney1900: The tagline for the movie is: The few, the proud, the 1337.
Double Spy Punch has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Welcome!
The Blind Target: This is the neverending chat!
The Blind Target: Hour 10
The Blind Target: The topic is:
The Blind Target: The Never Ending Chat: The Movie
The Blind Target: Discuss.
Kearney1900: We've signed such stars as Denzel Washington, and such gay stars as Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
The Blind Target: I'll be played by Ashton Kutcher.
The Blind Target: Oh wait, he's too tall...
Kearney1900: And not a spic.
Double Spy Punch: If Emmanuel Lewis isn't here, I'm not either.
Kearney1900: Webster, eh?
Kearney1900: I ever tell you the story of when me, Webster, PR and Denzel went to a bar?
The Blind Target: It's my favorite story!
Famazingly David: webster said "who likes smoked ham!"
The Blind Target: It's Fam Dave!
Famazingly David: and the @#%$ am I going to be played by that white power mothafucka.
The Blind Target: FABULOUS!
Famazingly David: I'll be played by MC Chris.
Famazingly David: or Dave Chappelle.
The Blind Target: Dave Chappelle is too good for you white ass.
The Blind Target: You'll be played byGeoge Carlin.
Famazingly David: deal.
Kearney1900: ...so then Webster's RIDING the mechanical bull, and winning! THEN PR whispers "I love you" into Denzel's ear! So Denzel's POUNDING the slut, all while I'm downing my 8th shot of tequila.
Famazingly David: And I'm in the corner setting another world record in galaga.
Famazingly David: slut=PR?
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gothfreak1988 has left the room.
Famazingly David: that was fast.
Kearney1900: Yeah, slut=PR.
Famazingly David: oh, ok.
Famazingly David: Glad I'm not played by Denzel.
Kearney1900: I see that DSP is our new Spectre.
Famazingly David: fugging wanker he is.
gothfreak1988 has entered the room.
gothfreak1988: hi
Kearney1900: Who's gothfreak?
The Blind Target: Some person that IMes me.
Famazingly David: isn't that flats?
Kearney1900: Can't be.
gothfreak1988: umm.. hi
The Blind Target: This is one of Kearney's "Special Chat Freinds".
Famazingly David: well, there is an easy way to tell.
Famazingly David: Gothfreak...do you suck...dick?
Double Spy Punch: You be I'm a spectre. I'll get ghost all over you.
Famazingly David: You be I'm a spectre. I'll get ghost all over you.=you say I am spectre, and I'll get all white on you
Kearney1900: Gay!
gothfreak1988: umm...
gothfreak1988: david, im me
The Blind Target: I'm gonna put my hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha!
Kearney1900: Sexual tension!
Famazingly David: Boy howdy!
Famazingly David: gothfreak just hit on me.
Famazingly David: hahaha
Fought for Truth has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Is gothfreak male or female?
gothfreak1988: female
Kearney1900: AND HERE COMES GAY-R!
The Blind Target: Gay-R!
The Blind Target: Hoo-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Famazingly David: Cousin @#%$!
Famazingly David: You get your @#%$ pushed in?
Fought for Truth: the hell?
Double Spy Punch: You all complicate my life greatly.
The Blind Target: That's the point.
Kearney1900: Quiet, Spectre Replacement.
gothfreak1988: umm.. any of u all live in Florida/
Kearney1900: @#%$ 16 does.
Famazingly David: these two will push your @#%$ in, hombre!
The Blind Target: That's me.
Fought for Truth: My girlfriend does
Double Spy Punch: I'm just the Flavorite version. Sorry, guys.
gothfreak1988: ur g\f lives in Florida?
Fought for Truth: yeah
gothfreak1988: I live in Florida
Kearney1900: Flavorite? Damn!
Famazingly David: she's not really his girlfriend.
Famazingly David: they broke up.
gothfreak1988: oh
Kearney1900: She's more his cousin than girlfriend anyway.
Famazingly David: here's the whole story about how they broke up.
Fought for Truth: Kissammie. What? Of course she's my girlfriend. And we didn't break up. We almost did
Famazingly David: go read on how they broke up.
Double Spy Punch: Who is everybody here? I know Crom, Kearny, Blind Target and that's it.
The Blind Target: They alsmot broke up because she got jealos of his cosuin.
The Blind Target: Fought for Truth=PR Optimus=Gay-R
Famazingly David: I'm the talented FS.
Fought for Truth: no we almost broke up because on the account that we live 1000 miles away
The Blind Target: David=Final Sephiroth
Fought for Truth: who the hell is gothfreak?
Kearney1900: He's actually the second-last Sephiroth.
Double Spy Punch: Ah yes. I know them.
Famazingly David: Funaro sefupurofu.
Double Spy Punch: Er, you, depending on who reads this.
gothfreak1988: ummm... hola, hello, hey, hi, yo
PumaMan540 has entered the room.
The Blind Target: Puma Dude!
PumaMan540: and it's still going
PumaMan540: hey oh
Kearney1900: 8 is the highest number we've had.
Famazingly David: thats how I got final sephiroth out of a japanese translator thingy...
gothfreak1988: should I uh leave
The Blind Target: Not really.
Famazingly David: you should click the link.
Fought for Truth: so whos gothfreak? No don't leave
Famazingly David: click the link!
Double Spy Punch: Hey hey.
Famazingly David: CLICK THE @#%$ LINK, WENCH!
Kearney1900: Oh, that FS.
Fought for Truth: the link is evil!
Famazingly David: GET ME SOME MORE CANDY, KEARNEY!
gothfreak1988: u ppl scare me
PumaMan540: For those of you who don't know, I ID at the Allspark is The Real PumaMan.
The Blind Target: DIE!
Fought for Truth: no @#%$ Pumaman
Famazingly David: @#%$ DIE, ALL OF YOU! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
PumaMan540: lol
Famazingly David: @#%$ YOU ALL TO HELL, THEN @#%$ YOU MORE!
The Blind Target: The Allspark is the gathering of the Facists.
gothfreak1988: I wanna die
gothfreak1988: lol
Kearney1900: My ID is Vindicator.
The Blind Target: Slit your throat.
Famazingly David: I'm Kalidor.
The Blind Target: Mine is Prime naZi.
gothfreak1988: umm. bye.
PumaMan540: and my alt ID is Galidor
Fought for Truth: I'm Prime Z
Kearney1900: Kalidor=Pudgy Pig
The Blind Target: I actually AM Prime naZi.
gothfreak1988: if u all wanna im me u can
Double Spy Punch: I left it.
gothfreak1988: I'm leaving
PumaMan540: Kalidor = Kevin Smith clone
gothfreak1988: PEACE
Famazingly David: Thats right, I secretly admin the allspark, and I am shoving it into the ground.
gothfreak1988 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Will you kill yourself if I ask?
Famazingly David: kevin smith kicks ass, you @#%$.
The Blind Target: Damn.
Kearney1900: She's off to PR herself.
Fought for Truth: Clerks rules!
PumaMan540: no @#%$
Double Spy Punch: I got tired of the 733T's.
Famazingly David: you mean l337's?
The Blind Target: Toro Gundam Sucks!
Fought for Truth: sdown with spic gundam!
Double Spy Punch: Bah, whatever. I've been up too long.
The Blind Target: No you haven't!
Famazingly David: The allspark's mediocrity pales in comparison to how mediocre we2e is.
Famazingly David: SPY PUNCH WANTS DICK!
The Blind Target: No way.
Kearney1900: We are kings of mediocre!
PumaMan540: spy punch luuuuuvvvvs the @#%$
Fought for Truth: Spy Punch is now known as Donkey Punch
Famazingly David: WE KICK @#%$ ASS, AND SPY PUNCH STILL WANTS DICK!
The Blind Target: Hahaha.
Famazingly David: Hey c16, and I still give your sister a donkey punch?
The Blind Target: What the @#%$ is a donkey punch!
Famazingly David: better yet, could you give her one for me?
Double Spy Punch: Spy Punch. Oi, nobody ever gets the name right.
The Blind Target: I probably have.
Kearney1900: I think PR is enjoying himself because we're not making fun of him.
The Blind Target: I've kicked her in her stomach before.
The Blind Target: PR, grap the knife.
Fought for Truth: @#%$ you K man!
Famazingly David: it'll feel kind of like that.
Famazingly David: let me draw you a diagram of a donkey punch...
Fought for Truth: ounch a girl in the kidney when your @#%$ her in the ass=donkey punch?
The Blind Target: Cool.
Kearney1900: PR has dreams about putting his dick in a car engine.
The Blind Target: Ha!
Famazingly David: no no no, thats not a donkey punch.
The Blind Target: He tried to hook his nuts to a car battery.
PumaMan540: isn't a donkey punch where you put your hands on the ground and kick someone with your feet???
Kearney1900: So PR is a suicidal car @#%$ cousin @#%$.
Fought for Truth: no
Famazingly David: no, its while your having sex with a woman (or man) you thrust your penis at their untouched @#%$.
The Blind Target: It's when you're @#%$ a girl and you knee her in the @#%$.
PumaMan540: LOL
Famazingly David: the result is like shoving an elephant through a small pipe.
PumaMan540: good times
Famazingly David: unless your PR, then you replace the elephant with thin mouse.
Fought for Truth: you punch a girl in the back of her head when doing her in the ass. In doing so her ass clenches on your dick
Famazingly David: not a donkey punch, though.
Double Spy Punch has left the room.
Fought for Truth: yes it is
Famazingly David: no its not.
PumaMan540: next time i'm with my sister i'll try it out
Kearney1900: DSP went to PR himself.
Fought for Truth: we scared away Donkey Punch
Famazingly David: Fought for Truth: Help me! I'm a girl in a effemiate male body!
The Blind Target: Ha!
Kearney1900: Ha!
PumaMan540: so has anyone had sex with their sister, cousin, or step sister before?
Fought for Truth: funny if it were true.
Famazingly David: PR HAS@
Fought for Truth: No I haven't
Kearney1900: Don't lie PR.
Fought for Truth: I'm not lieing
Kearney1900: The conversation was posted at WE2E!.
Fought for Truth: yeah and you made it up
PumaMan540: my step sister wants to nail my brains out. so hard to resist it.
Famazingly David: PR had his @#%$ pushed in by his shemale sister.
The Blind Target: PR, how old was she?
Famazingly David: Puma, is she hot?
Fought for Truth: I don't even have a sister
PumaMan540: yeah
PumaMan540: but i dont think she's going to be hot for much longer
Famazingly David: Fine, then you got your @#%$ pushed in by your brother.
Famazingly David: how old is she?
PumaMan540: she sisters and mom don't look all that good
Fought for Truth: I'm an only child
PumaMan540: she just turned 29
Famazingly David: tax that ass, boy!
Kearney1900: Go for it, hombre!
Famazingly David: fine, you got your @#%$ pushed in by your shemale cousin. Does that make you happy, now?
PumaMan540: hee hee
Fought for Truth: @#%$ that @#%$ hard
Famazingly David: shut up cousin @#%$.
The Blind Target: Keep it in the family!
Fought for Truth: go to hell you @#%$ prude prepubescent bastard
PumaMan540: she had a baby in the summer of 01 and since has had it so she can't have kids. so doing her won't have any risks
Kearney1900: That's what PR said.
The Blind Target: HA!
Famazingly David: tax that ass till there ain't know money left!
Famazingly David: PR, why did you edit out the ending?
Fought for Truth: what ending?
Famazingly David: Fought for Truth: go to hell you @#%$ prude prepubescent bastard, I LOVE j00 AND I HATE j00 U DUMB SUMBITCH CALL ME ANYTIME!
Kearney1900: I ever tell the story of when me, Mr. T, Denzel, UWC and PR were in a bar?
Famazingly David: yes, but go ahead, tell it again.
Fought for Truth: Denzel Washington is cool
Famazingly David: Denzel tapped that ass. The PR ass, that is.
Fought for Truth: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kearney1900: See, we all drank about 3 beers each. Me, UWC, Denzel and Mr. T left before the check came.
Famazingly David: so PR had to have sex with men to pay off the bill.
Kearney1900: So here's PR, having about $30 bucks of beer he needs to pay for.
PumaMan540: Vulgar
Fought for Truth: you guys suck
Kearney1900: So he's like "I have no money, hombre!" and the bartender just starts pimp slapping him!
Famazingly David: I WILL SLAP YOU, LIKE A BITCH!
Kearney1900: Hell, he was slapped non stop for 30 minutes.
PumaMan540: ha ha ha
Fought for Truth: lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Blind Target: I think we're dealing some serious emotional damage to PR here.
Kearney1900: So, we come back to the bar, and PR is sitting there, crying.
Famazingly David: yeah, let us continue.
Kearney1900: His face is all slapped, and bloody.
PumaMan540: PR can have sex with my stepsister and just say it's me
Kearney1900: So Mr. T is like, "I pity the foo' who gets pimp slapped!"
Kearney1900: And I'm like, "I do declare, PR is the most pathetic she-man on Earth."
Fought for Truth: @#%$ alla yall
Kearney1900: And UWC's PUKING up the beer he just drank 2 two hours ago, and Denzel is just laughing.
Kearney1900: So ends my story.
The Blind Target: PR can @#%$ my sister.
The Blind Target: She looks like me.
PumaMan540: so who are Fought for Truth, Famazingly David and Blind Target?
Kearney1900: Fought for Truth=PR
Kearney1900: David=FS
Famazingly David: Blind target=c16
The Blind Target: I'm C16LioConvoy
Kearney1900: Blind Target=@#%$ 16
PumaMan540: ah
Famazingly David: you can call me god.
The Blind Target: No I won't.
Kearney1900: So, let's talk about Kalidor.
PumaMan540: Okay me god, sure thing
PumaMan540: Galidor. ha
Kearney1900: I saw him the other day, with a sign "Will dance for food".
PumaMan540: Kalidor would make a fun party clown
Fought for Truth: kearney is Kalidor's illegitamte son
The Blind Target: Yep.
Kearney1900: Kalidor IS Pudgy Pig, I'm telling ya.
The Blind Target: Pudgy Jr.
PumaMan540: Kalidor will have Vin's assbabies
Fought for Truth: Kalidor and Vin are connected at the butt
Kearney1900: Vindicator said "rape isn't funny".
PumaMan540 has left the room.
The Blind Target: Rape can be funny.
Kearney1900: I bet it's cause he gets raped in the ass by his senior citizen bridge club.
The Blind Target: Picture Porky Pig raping Daisy Duck.
Fought for Truth: when it's Kearney's mom...rape is funny
Famazingly David: Pumaman went to PR himself.
The Blind Target: Negro Gundam!
Famazingly David: It had to be said.
Kearney1900: roccobotte.8k.com/pudgypig2.gif
The Blind Target: Has a watermelon bomb attack!
Fought for Truth: Spear Chucking Gundam
Kearney1900: KALIDOR!
Fought for Truth: hahahaha!
The Blind Target: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
The Blind Target: Quick, someone Photoshop this picture into a purpleish hue!
Kearney1900: FS, to the Paintcave!
Famazingly David: no.
Fought for Truth: Go FS! Use your Photoshop skills!
Famazingly David: no.
Fought for Truth: you suck
Famazingly David: actually, its pretty damn easy to due.
Famazingly David: purple you say?
Fought for Truth: yeah go do it
Famazingly David: I think I remember how to do that pretty damn easily.
Kearney1900: Good.
Fought for Truth: then do it
The Blind Target: Pudgy Pig was such a crappy suit.
Fought for Truth: Power Rangers suck anyways
The Blind Target: YOU SUCK!
Fought for Truth: @#%$ YOU PENDEJO!
The Blind Target: 245 of this chat was about Power Rangers!
The Blind Target: 5=%
The Blind Target: Come me pihnga!
Fought for Truth: 5% only?
The Blind Target: Bato!
The Blind Target: 24%
The Blind Target: @#%$
Fought for Truth: ahh
Fought for Truth: hijo de la mala leche!
Kearney1900: Yo quiero @#%$ off!
Fought for Truth: Kearney quiere bicho
The Blind Target: Ha! That's funny.
Fought for Truth: mamon
Kearney1900: Damn immigrants.
The Blind Target: @#%$ you, rusky!
Fought for Truth: @#%$ vodka shaker!
Kearney1900: @#%$ you spics!
The Blind Target: Eat @#%$, KGB!
Fought for Truth: Kearney is an inverse Raddish!
Fought for Truth: ruble head?
Kearney1900: PR @#%$ HIS COUSIN IN ARKANSAS!
Fought for Truth: rsdb.@#%$.org/
Fought for Truth: I've never been to Arkansas
Fought for Truth: hahahaha! Russian people are known as Vanilla Asias? Thats @#%$ messed up for a racial slur
Fought for Truth: Vanilla Asian!
Kearney1900: Hey, FS is making the Pudgy Pig pic say "Kalidor".
The Blind Target: Ameroko!
The Blind Target: Cool!
Fought for Truth: I'm a Yerd!!
Kearney1900: Oh, that FS.
Fought for Truth: Kearney proabably jacksoff to images of FS
Fought for Truth: the 2 are coneccted at the butt
Kearney1900: PR jacks off to pictures of George Lopez.
Fought for Truth: who the hell is Geroge Lopez?
The Blind Target: Shut up, bacardi.
Kearney1900: Your cousin!
The Blind Target: PR's cousi.
Fought for Truth: go to hell Beaner Shnitzel!
Kearney1900: PR's cousin must hate us.
The Blind Target: Beach nigger!
Kearney1900: Hey Gay-R, got anyone we can invite here?
Kearney1900: HOUR 11!
Fought for Truth: nope
Famazingly David: the pudgy pig is done.
The Blind Target: Sweet!
The Blind Target: Go go Kali-Dor!
Kearney1900: I'll put it up on my webspace.
Fought for Truth: kearney has webspace?
The Blind Target: After PR Killed himslef, Kearney had to back up the board.
Kearney1900: kearney_1900.tripod.com/
Fought for Truth: ahahahaha!!!!!
Kearney1900: kearney_1900.tripod.com/kalidor.gif
Fought for Truth: lol
The Blind Target: PERFECT!
Kearney1900: Yes!
The Blind Target: Looks just like im'!
The Blind Target: But were are the stacks of pancakes?
Fought for Truth: and welfare checks?
Kearney1900: I dunno.
Fought for Truth: nice answer
Kearney1900: So...
Kearney1900: Um...
Famazingly David: if you find me a welfare check, I can put it in his hand.
Fought for Truth: how about a paypal check..or logo?
Kearney1900: www.headworks.net/simpson...ppants.gif
Fought for Truth: so?
Famazingly David: I can work with it.
The Blind Target: pub125.ezboard.com/ftheal...5655.topic
Kearney1900: Grand.
Fought for Truth: I see just a tripod symbol
Kearney1900: Dumbass.
Fought for Truth: why don't you just use the webspace roadrunner gives you?
Famazingly David: I'll upload it.
Kearney1900: Shut up fag-R.
Famazingly David: ironbolt.homestead.com/fi...ytest3.gif
Fought for Truth: hahaha
Kearney1900: Excellent.
Famazingly David: Mphage just called me an ass when I showed him it.
Famazingly David: C16, edit the thread.
Cromulent1: Ah, I have returned
Cromulent1: wow, lots of stuff happened
Famazingly David: look at the picture I made!
Cromulent1: including an IHOP attack, it seems
Famazingly David: lookles!
Cromulent1: I did
Cromulent1: humor abounds
Famazingly David: it loses some humor once you realize he has not pants on.
Cromulent1: *is blind*
Kearney1900: Yeah.
Famazingly David: where the @#%$ is c16?
The Blind Target: EDITING NOW
Famazingly David: someone post it at the ikonspark.
Cromulent1: ...but... but... why?
Cromulent1: and where?
Cromulent1: we could get members to join, I suppose
Famazingly David: Kal will most likely actually get a laugh out of it.
Cromulent1: and then ban us all
Famazingly David: pessimist
Cromulent1: I prefer the term "realist"
Famazingly David: your still white.
Kearney1900: He can't ban us!
Kearney1900: We have the power!
Cromulent1: yes, but he owns the servers
The Blind Target: I could make an ALT an post on Cow's computer.
Cromulent1: is Cow just a friend of yours or what?
Cromulent1: just curious
The Blind Target: Yes.
Kearney1900: HE IS COW!
The Blind Target: For around 8 years.
Cromulent1: ah ha
Kearney1900: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Famazingly David: so how long will it take for you to make the post?
Kearney1900: No wait, Cow is TSFC.
The Blind Target: He's my roomate now, although latley he's been flamboozling with some 30 year mother.
Cromulent1: . . ... ...
Cromulent1: indeed
Fought for Truth: ....sick
Cromulent1: indeed
Famazingly David: but yeah, post it.
Kearney1900: Do it, @#%$ 16!
Kearney1900: I ever tell you to story of PR and the Chamber of Secrets?
The Blind Target: Do what, homo?
Famazingly David: post the @#%$ at ikonspark on cow's computer.
Famazingly David: He deserves it. He is @#%$ a 30 year old mom.
The Blind Target: Make me an ID and I'll do it.
Fought for Truth: make it yourself
The Blind Target: @#%$ that.
Famazingly David: the ID would trace back.
The Blind Target: Huh?
Fought for Truth: If I were to amke an ID it would trace back to me
Famazingly David: exactly
Kearney1900: Story's about two snakes, PR, a sword and Denzel Washington.
The Blind Target: To your computer?
Fought for Truth: yup.
Kearney1900: See, PR had to fight Denzel Washington. Denzel had a sword, and all PR had was a three legged wombat.
The Blind Target: @#%$ ass...
Fought for Truth: and I won!
The Blind Target: The ID shall be calling:
Kearney1900: So PR is like, "I am Retardus! Lord of the Bicycle People!" and two snakes come out of his nose.
The Blind Target: Famazingly Blind Truth1900
Kearney1900: Famazingly Blind Truth Convoy 1900!
Fought for Truth: if thats possible, go for it
Famazingly David: we are all caught.
The Blind Target: MULTIPLE BAN
Kearney1900: UWC is the fall guy, cause he's the most suspicious.
Fought for Truth: never ending chat as the ID
Cromulent1: !!!!
The Blind Target: Tep.
Kearney1900: I mean, look at him. What's he planning?
Fought for Truth: to kill as all?
Kearney1900: No, that's Spectre.
The Blind Target: X9 Famazingly Blind Truth Convoy 1900!
Cromulent1: ha
Kearney1900: It's the combiner form.
Kearney1900: We are the Nerdicons!
The Blind Target: It's time to form:
The Blind Target: Dorktus!
Kearney1900: FS turns into a CD player, UWC into a truck, Kearney into a jet, Spectre into an uber ghost train, C16 into a race car...
Kearney1900: and PR into a penis.
Kearney1900: HA!
The Blind Target: PR=Suicide note
Fought for Truth: Flaming Pop Cuture attack! *jizzes on enemy*
Kearney1900: No, PR will be a butter knife.
Famazingly David: have you made the post yet?
The Blind Target: No.
The Blind Target: Billy the Gay Ranger
Famazingly David: damn man, go!
Kearney1900: Dorktus is the greatest combiner ever.
Famazingly David: the post needs to be made by 12.
Kearney1900: CD Player+Truck+Jet+Ghost Train+Race car+Knife=Dorktus!
Fought for Truth: you have 30 minutes
Fought for Truth: butter knife? thats lame
The Blind Target: His computer is booting up now.
Kearney1900: You're lame.
Fought for Truth: I'm way cooler that you'll ever be K Man!
Kearney1900: I'm the sleek black jet and you're the knife.
Famazingly David: boot @#%$, boot!
The Blind Target has left the room.
Kearney1900: Das Booty Call!
Fought for Truth: No. I'll be the sleek Black Jet. You can be the knife
The Blind Target has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Fine, you're not a knife. You can be a submarine.
Famazingly David: no, you'll be the dull butter knife and he can be the big black denzel washington esque jet, PR.
The Blind Target: Word to your mothers
Famazingly David: you on his computer yet?
The Blind Target: No
Fought for Truth: Submarine is cool
Kearney1900: A GAY PINK submarine.
Fought for Truth: I hang with Sealab
Kearney1900: HA!
Fought for Truth: byatch
Cromulent1: so what exactly is C16 gonna post?
Cromulent1: just the picture?
Famazingly David: I want to get this to the populace as fast as possible.
Famazingly David: We need exposure, and fast!
Cromulent1: heh
The Blind Target: Someone type up the post for me.
Famazingly David: UWC, you tell the boys in St. Louis to get some "picks" and "shovels". Tell em' to take them out under maintenance.
Famazingly David: Kearney, you gets the guys up in Atlanta to put 50k on "Sally's old Steed".
Fought for Truth: shut the @#%$ up
Famazingly David: PR, you sit with the ball in the corner.
Kearney1900: And don't @#%$ up like you did with ezboard.
Fought for Truth: I got conecctions everywhere fools. I got my Peeps in PHilly, Trenton, Columbia, Puerto Rico and Venezuela.
The Blind Target: He pushes the ball in front of a car and runs after it.
Famazingly David: yeah.
Famazingly David: you have...nothing!
Famazingly David: You are King Nothing!
Famazingly David: Sit back in your ivory tower of falsified lies!
Fought for Truth: @#%$ you. Your balls haven't even drop yet boy
Famazingly David: I'm @#%$ taller than you are, you dumb @#%$ spic.
Kearney1900: Question: When did we start hating PR?
Kearney1900: I'm just wondering.
Famazingly David: I think you started it.
Famazingly David: it was all you, actually.
Cromulent1: with the cousin thing
Famazingly David: question: when did PR send in the money again?
Fought for Truth: A couple weeks ago
Famazingly David: it hasn't arrived yet, has it.
Kearney1900: It WAS all me? Oh yeah, I remember the cousin thing.
The Blind Target: The post should be about me being a model agent and I picked Kalidor to pose for Muddy Morons Monthly.
Fought for Truth: hahaha
Famazingly David: yeah. booted?
Cromulent1: heh heh
Fought for Truth: so whats the ID?
Kearney1900: And the PR cartoon...
Fought for Truth: NO!
The Blind Target: Not yet...
Kearney1900: kearney_1900.tripod.com//...res/pr.gif
Fought for Truth: you suck
Fought for Truth: I @#%$ hate you
Kearney1900: Hi-larious.
Fought for Truth: Die! I hope you @#%$ die
Famazingly David: why are you here, anyways?
Kearney1900: You say that, but you don't mean it.
Fought for Truth: why who where?
Kearney1900: Chinese Freestyle=great song.
Cromulent1: ??
Cromulent1: by whom?
Fought for Truth: Tai Mai Sho
Cromulent1: haha
Kearney1900: Or "Tie My Shoe".
Fought for Truth: I wish it was Sunday...So I can get a Hamburger for 49 cents! At McDonalds!
Cromulent1: I've heard the one where he mentions the 29-cent McDonald's burgers
Cromulent1: yeah
Cromulent1: that one
Cromulent1: odd, funny stuff
Kearney1900: It was once thought of as an mc chris song.
Kearney1900: BUT IT'S NOT!
The Blind Target: @#%$
Cromulent1: I should hope not
The Blind Target: The cripple is calling me...
Famazingly David: ?
Kearney1900: Cripple Gang to the rescue!
Cromulent1: Who's the cripple
Famazingly David: the crips!
Fought for Truth: C16 must be a @#%$ @#%$ if he gets beat up by cripples
Cromulent1: yah
Kearney1900: Wheelchair Steve got handicapped by the pigs.
Famazingly David: he ain't no crip or no blood!
The Blind Target: Some cripple woman that I do things for.
Famazingly David: just post.
Kearney1900: He has training wheels now, man.
Fought for Truth: you @#%$ her don't you!
The Blind Target: And get paid for.
Cromulent1: ah ha
Fought for Truth: gigolo C 16!
Kearney1900: Deuce C16: Shemale Gigalo.
Cromulent1: !!!
Fought for Truth: C16 must be a rich man
Kearney1900: Pudgy Pig...woo!
The Blind Target: Duce piccolo: Namek Gigalo
Famazingly David: ooh.
Cromulent1: *sigh*
The Blind Target: BRB
Kearney1900: We need to make more MMPR into administraitors.
Cromulent1: how many do we have so far?
Fought for Truth: Jason! the red ranger
Cromulent1: ah, I get it
Kearney1900: 1.
Cromulent1: yes
Cromulent1: What about Pachinkohead?
Fought for Truth: so did he make the post?
Kearney1900: roccobotte.8k.com/ernie2.jpg
Fought for Truth: I see nothing
Cromulent1: Pachinko Head: www.rovang.org/wg/pics/pachinkohead.jpg
Famazingly David: has the eagle landed yet...
Fought for Truth: nothing yet
Kearney1900: www.roccobotte.8k.com/shellshock.jpg
Cromulent1: haha
Fought for Truth: he was cool
Cromulent1: www.supersentai.com/datab...sters.html
Cromulent1: all kinds of villains
Kearney1900: A rejected Ninja Turtle.
Fought for Truth: anyone pick up the new figures?
Cromulent1: haven't seen them yet
Kearney1900: I got Donatello and Shredder.
Kearney1900: Shredder is KICK ASS.
Fought for Truth: I've seen them but I'll wait till Iget them at work. discount
Kearney1900: Lot better than the original, who was a shirtless guy in a blue helmet.
The Blind Target: roccobotte.8k.com/ernie2.jpg Kalidor!
Fought for Truth: yeah. What does he come with?
Famazingly David: Are you perhaps refering to casey jones?
Famazingly David: I remember very little of the turtles cartoon.
Fought for Truth: thats because youre 12
Kearney1900: I go now. FS or UWC, YOU MUST KEEP CHAT FROM DYING.
Fought for Truth: mommy making you go to bed?
Fought for Truth: @#%$
The Blind Target: NO!!!!
Famazingly David: wow, someone had a box of repressed anger for breakfast.
Kearney1900: I'm off to @#%$ your girlfriend, fag.
Fought for Truth: you live in Florida?
The Blind Target: The Buddah Man might kick me off!
Famazingly David: you mean his cousin?
Kearney1900 has left the room.
Fought for Truth: repressed anger with some sugar sprinkled ontop and a glass of Orange juice is really good
Famazingly David: I've heard.
Fought for Truth: it has vitamins A and D! And it's low in Cholesterol!
Famazingly David: has C16 made the post yet?
Fought for Truth: fights against Heart Disease and @#%$
Fought for Truth: no the @#%$ is scared
The Blind Target: @#%$ it.
The Blind Target: It'll dissapear instantly.
Fought for Truth: spam the entire board with post fter post
The Blind Target: You get banned, i actually post there once in a while.
Fought for Truth: I post there more than you
Famazingly David: some people will see it.
Famazingly David: they must!
Fought for Truth: just post it at Maximumletdown
Famazingly David: not the same.
Fought for Truth: yeah the like him there
Fought for Truth: Yes! Deep Inside Sky Lopez done downloading!
Cromulent1: ??
Famazingly David: porn star.
Cromulent1: I gathered... just after I sent the question marks
Fought for Truth: so did he post it?
The Blind Target: Never.
Cromulent1: Why not?
The Blind Target: Cuz dude!
The Blind Target: How long do you think this chat will last?
Fought for Truth: not very long
The Blind Target: Then leave so it can finally end.
Cromulent1: hey...
Fought for Truth: you post it!
Cromulent1: me?
The Blind Target: The chat that never ends: Died 12:10 pm eastern
Cromulent1: heh
Cromulent1: well, not quite yet.
The Blind Target: I don't think the chat will be fully documented now that Kearney left.
Fought for Truth: good
Cromulent1: hm
The Blind Target: Die, all of you.
Fought for Truth: I'm not a cousin @#%$ God Damn it!
The Blind Target: Denying it makes it more truer than ever.
Cromulent1: "more truer"
Cromulent1: heh
The Blind Target: Shut up!
Fought for Truth: stupid spic, learn English!
Fought for Truth: go back to Cuba
The Blind Target: Beach nigger!
The Blind Target: You too, bacardi!
Fought for Truth: hahaha, beach nigger
Fought for Truth: whats a beach nigger?
The Blind Target: White person.
The Blind Target: Who goes to the beach alot.
Cromulent1: odd term, that
Fought for Truth: that was lame
The Blind Target: Man, i hate you cans.
Fought for Truth: good night Cuban Pete, Beach nigger, and gook! time to sleep!
Fought for Truth has left the room.
The Blind Target: Yes! 2 more to go!
The Blind Target: Cromulent will never leave though.
Cromulent1: You'll never take me alive!
Famazingly David: Neither shall I.
The Blind Target: No, I won't...
Cromulent1: And you can't kill me
The Blind Target: You might get booted!
Cromulent1: hm
Famazingly David: The day this chat dies is the day I accidentally log off.
The Blind Target: This is the copy point. I'm gonna copy everything from when Kearney left until now.
Famazingly David: ok, so this isn't in the copy?
The Blind Target: I'll update it later on.
Famazingly David: what about this, is this in the copy?
The Blind Target: If I get booted, you'll have to provide me with the missing text.
Cromulent1: you say you will, but will you really?
Famazingly David: Get booted from aim?
The Blind Target: Yeah.
The Blind Target: Or maybe the buddah man kicks me off.
Famazingly David: I never get booted.
Cromulent1: who's the buddah man?
The Blind Target: This Endless Chat is my idea, and i'll run it into the ground if I have to!
The Blind Target: One of my roomates.
Cromulent1: ah ha
Famazingly David: the hell you won't!
Cromulent1: the non-Cow one?
The Blind Target: He plays techno music really loudly and kicks me offline alot.
The Blind Target: Yeah.
Cromulent1: intentionally?
Famazingly David: probably
The Blind Target: Yes.
Cromulent1: bwah
Famazingly David: so, who agrees that PR is acting like a dumbshit?
The Blind Target: Sometime I'll kick him off repeatedly until he gives up and I stay online.
Cromulent1: haha
The Blind Target: I think it's funny.
Cromulent1: I don't know. Maybe the cousin stuff got to him
Famazingly David: yeah, probably.
Famazingly David: maybe we should say he @#%$ his mom instead. Or his dad.
The Blind Target: Maybe he's GAY.
The Blind Target: Is it really bothering him though?
Cromulent1: I'm not sure
Cromulent1: he did bring it up out of nowhere just before leaving the chat...
The Blind Target: Cause he has to deny it at ever turn!
Cromulent1: yeah
Cromulent1: but either it's been bothering him or that last one was for comedic effect
Cromulent1: I wonder which
The Blind Target: I doubt it was for comedy.
The Blind Target: Go away!
Cromulent1: No!
The Blind Target: @#%$.
The Blind Target: YOU.
The Blind Target: You @#%$ gobbling, child penis snatching GOD DAMN @#%$ CRACKER.
Cromulent1: !!!!
Cromulent1: wow
The Blind Target: Slutskaya!
The Blind Target: Super Gook to the rescue!
Cromulent1: Where???
The Blind Target: You slope eyed, rice gobbling gooks!
The Blind Target: Hey, Gay Dave, if you're not talking, leave, so I can make sweet sweet love to the Crom.
Famazingly David: this chat has gone ghey.
Cromulent1: yes, and I am frightened
Famazingly David: I keep having to remind myself this is a chat, not a thread.
Cromulent1: haha
The Blind Target: Gooker
Famazingly David: I'm also team killing a lot in star craft right now.
Cromulent1: hehe
Cromulent1: ah
Cromulent1: d'oh
Cromulent1: wrong window
Cromulent1: not done that to a chat window before
Cromulent1: Is everyone dead?
The Blind Target: Liar.
Cromulent1: ah
Famazingly David: haha, this guy is trying to stalk me on b.net
Famazingly David: he thinks he is annoyins.
Cromulent1: haha
The Blind Target: You're annoying.
Cromulent1: meh
Famazingly David: its pretty funny, he is trying to spam me.
Famazingly David: its just a bunch of k's every three minutes.
Cromulent1: weird
The Blind Target has left the room.
Cromulent1: Finally!
Famazingly David: now its just me and you...
Famazingly David: Ooooh baby.
Cromulent1: *backs away*
Cromulent1: *reaches the wall*
Cromulent1: crap
Famazingly David: haha!
Cromulent1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Famazingly David: the chat must go on.
Cromulent1: indeed it must
Cromulent1: hmm
Cromulent1: I think I'm getting tired
Cromulent1: Though I might go to bed, this chat window will remain open
Cromulent1: Yup, off to bed. G'night
You have just entered room "The chat that never ends."
Kearney1900: Woo!
Kearney1900
: Hour 24!
Kearney1900
: Hour 25!
ThicChicFrmPhily
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Kearney1900: DOUCHEBAG!
ThicChicFrmPhily
: lol
ThicChicFrmPhily: why am i here?
Kearney1900
: Because this chat never ends.
Kearney1900
: And I needed someone to invite. So invite you friends, enemies, relatives, pets!
Kearney1900
: This chat must live on forever.
ThicChicFrmPhily
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Kearney1900: Bitch!
Kearney1900
: Hour 26!
 
You have just entered room "The chat that never ends."
Cromulent1 has left the room.
Kearney1900: Hour 26.5....
x mrping x has entered the room.
x mrping x: I'll stay to help the fort hold down
Kearney1900: Damn that UWC and FS, always 'sleeping'.
Kearney1900: Damn their oily hides.
Cromulent1 has entered the room.
Cromulent1: Should we invite Spectre or not?
Kearney1900: Sure, why not.
Kearney1900: He's a staple of the chat.
X9 Spectre has entered the room.
Cromulent1: Done and done. And I mean done.
Kearney1900: This chat is a shadow of its former glory.
Cromulent1: yes, but it lingers on
Kearney1900: After about 12 hours of inactivity.
x mrping x: How long can you expect it to live sirs
Cromulent1: well, not that long
x mrping x: ?
Cromulent1: How can we nit?
Cromulent1: not*
Cromulent1: stupid fingers
Kearney1900: I expect it to last years.
x mrping x: I think it won't
Kearney1900: Well you're a hoebag.
x mrping x: 9 months - tops
x mrping x: at a certain point it will just become obscene
x mrping x: I mean
x mrping x: when you keep something going that long how does it end
x mrping x: it's kinda like the simpsons - it's almost been on too long for it to actually end
Kearney1900: You'll never stop the Chat!
x mrping x: I'll stop the chat
x mrping x: and the dreams of everyone in it
x mrping x: and then I'll kill your dogs
x mrping x: *laughs*
x mrping x: well
x mrping x: not the dogs
Kearney1900: This chat isn't just a chat on AIM, it's the people.
Cromulent1: Kearney's right. We must stand up against our oppressors. Oppose those who oppose us! They'll never take this chat! They'll never take our souls!
Kearney1900: /Oscar clip for "The Never Ending Chat: Part 1 "The Idea"".
Cromulent1: *bows*
Kearney1900: It's the Jetfire signal!
Kearney1900: Many Armada fans angry now that signal is Jetfire's and not Unicron's!
Cromulent1: !!!
Kearney1900: Neale Davidson say that it is Iraq's fault!
Kearney1900: Iraq must die says Chairman Neale!
Cromulent1: haha
Cromulent1: http://www.planetracers.com/blast/blast66.html
Cromulent1: Thereing lies a picture of the upcoming TMNT sewer playset
Cromulent1: therein*
Kearney1900: I hope I can use my Simpsons figures with that.
Cromulent1: haha
Cromulent1: So there are voice things in the turtles?
Kearney1900: There should.
Kearney1900: *plugs Shredder into Living Room playset* D'oh!
Cromulent1: haha
X9 Spectre has left the room.
Kearney1900: Nooooooooooooo!
Zathu Koon has entered the room.
Kearney1900: You didn't think this chat would last over 26 hours, did you?
X9 Spectre has entered the room.
Zathu Koon: I sure didn't.
Kearney1900
: It's because we have no lives and we want to break stupid records.
Zathu Koon: Those are some great goals.
Kearney1900
: Sony is greenlighting a movie based off of the chat.
Zathu Koon: Sony always has the good ideas
Cromulent1
: I concur.
Kearney1900: I'm played by Denzel Washington.
Kearney1900: Wow, pasted into Word, this chat is 55 pages long.
Zathu Koon: Speaking of which, what the hell is with these porn stars who tan with bikini marks
Kearney1900
: That's some crazy shit right there.
Kearney1900: Fucked up, man.
Zathu Koon: Yep.
Kearney1900
: JUST LIKE PR'S COUSIN!
Zathu Koon: Way to blind a man
Kearney1900
: Again, like PR's cousin.
Kearney1900: Muhahahahaha!
Zathu Koon: *throws an apple*
Kearney1900
: Bastard!
Kearney1900: I bet PR is gonna kill himself today.
Zathu Koon: PR?
Kearney1900
: Yes. PR Optimus.
Zathu Koon
: oh
Cromulent1
: ha
Zathu Koon: So what happened over the past 365 days...
Kearney1900
: He's the guy I constantly made fun of.
Zathu Koon
: Who didn't you constantly make fun of?
Kearney1900
: Mr. T.
Zathu Koon
: Oh, thats right
Kearney1900
: I make fun of PR more than I do anyone else.
Kearney1900
: Mainly because he fucks up whatever he's doing.
Cromulent1
: Even sending money
Kearney1900: I bet he has problems getting dressed, too.
Kearney1900
: He'll have his pants over his head...
Cromulent1
: I thought that was just a rebellion against "the man"
Cromulent1: or at least that's what he told me
Kearney1900: Anyway, I figure him being constantly mocked will lead to suicide, like with TSFC.
Kearney1900
: I'll probably laugh.
Kearney1900
: Laugh the laugh of the million pixies!
Cromulent1
: ...
Kearney1900: ...
Kearney1900
: ...
Zathu Koon
: ...
Cobain420Freak
has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Nirvana rules, mannnnnn.
Kearney1900
: I like the songs where Cobain cries like a woman.
Cobain420Freak
has left the room.
Kearney1900: HA!
Kearney1900
: ...
Cromulent1
: hahahaha
Kearney1900: ...
Cromulent1
: bah
Kearney1900: Go BAH yourself.
Kearney1900
: Hoebag.
Kearney1900
: You know what word we haven't used in a while? Hoebag.
Cromulent1
: but you just... yeah, i suppose you're right
Kearney1900: We need to use it more.
Zathu Koon
: Who's mrping?
Kearney1900
: Chemnerd.
Zathu Koon
: oh
Zathu Koon
: Commercialism kicks ass
Kearney1900
: We needed to dig at the bottom of the barrel to find people to carry the torch.
Kearney1900
: Hence why UWC is here.
Cromulent1
: Wooo!
Cromulent1: Barrel!!
Kearney1900 has left the room.
X9 Spectre: Both superbowl teams are pirate themed.
X9 Spectre: Coincidence? I think not.
Zathu Koon: o_O
Zathu Koon
has left the room.
Cromulent1: heh
Cromulent1: pirates... hmm...
Kearney1900 has entered the room.
Kearney1900 has left the room.
Kearney1900 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Bunch of hoebags.
Kearney1900: Capt. UWC, how goes the transcript?
Kearney1900
: Fine, be a hoebag by not responding.
Cromulent1
: sorry
Cromulent1: I was taking a shower
Cromulent1: because I have somewhere to be at 3
Cromulent1: which means I'm about to leave again
Kearney1900: You got a transcript?
Cromulent1
: of the chat?
Kearney1900: Yes.
Cromulent1
: check the EZBoard
Cromulent1: I got everything up until you reentered this morning
Kearney1900: No, I mean the time in which I left today to when I came back.
Cromulent1
: oh ok
Cromulent1: yeah, I have that, too
Kearney1900 has left the room.
x mrping x: BRB - need to reboot
x mrping x has left the room.
Kearney1900 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: It keeps on going!
Kearney1900: IT WILL NEVER DIE!
The Blind Target
has entered the room.
The Blind Target: HOW?
Kearney1900: How what?
The Blind Target
: How did it stay up?
Kearney1900: Magic.
Kearney1900
: We're on Hour 29.
Kearney1900
: The chat is slowing down, but still alive.
Kearney1900
: All we need are a few good bodies.
The Blind Target
: Did Cromulent keep it up all night?
Kearney1900: Yes.
The Blind Target
: YES!
Kearney1900: Him and Fagmazingly David.
The Blind Target
: What about the missing text from after the last post on the board?
Kearney1900: I've got it.
Kearney1900
: I've saved the entire chat on a word document.
The Blind Target
: 32 Mgs.
Kearney1900: Zuh?
The Blind Target
: Should I invite Phil Bond?
Kearney1900: He's one of THEM.
The Blind Target
: THEM/
The Blind Target: ?
Kearney1900: Yes.
Kearney1900
: The people who think we're dorks.
The Blind Target
: Hmmm...
Kearney1900: So what if we don't wear ties, or clothes for that matter?
The Blind Target
: Yeah!
Kearney1900: We're still people!
The Blind Target
: Who needs tight binding underwear?
The Blind Target: Nothing like an unfurnished basment!
Kearney1900: Let's run wild and free like an untamed stallion!
Kearney1900
: Woooooooooooooo!
The Blind Target
: New Topic!
The Blind Target: Scooby Doo and why it sucks.
Kearney1900: Because...it's gay?
The Blind Target
: Elaborate.
Kearney1900: Well, Fred's gay.
Kearney1900
: And so is Velma.
Kearney1900
: And I bet Shaggy screwed Scooby on a few ocassions.
The Blind Target
: I bet Velma would try to get Daphne drunk so she could fuck her.
Kearney1900: No doubt.
The Blind Target
: TALK YOU FAGS
Kearney1900: I was talking.
Kearney1900
: Fag.
The Blind Target
: I mean that other fags, fag.
Kearney1900: You're King Fag.
The Blind Target
: You're Lord Emporor Fag.
Kearney1900: You're Queen of the Homos.
The Blind Target
: You're Empress of the Loose Ass Holes.
Kearney1900: You're fangwing's emperor.
Kearney1900
: You went to the dick side of the force.
The Blind Target
: You're Fangwing's Boyfreind.
Kearney1900: You're shellspark.
The Blind Target
: You're PR.
Kearney1900: You're PR and shellspark's son.
The Blind Target
: You're Shellspark's mother.
Kearney1900: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Famazingly David
: back
The Blind Target: Famo!
Famazingly David: I'm reading GTO right now.
The Blind Target: ?
Famazingly David: Great Teacher Onizuka.
Kearney1900: So Fagmazingly Gayvid is back.
Kearney1900
: Lovely!
The Blind Target
: A Tokypop manga, right?
Famazingly David: yeah.
Famazingly David: I just read V. 1 of Love Hina.
Famazingly David: Its hilarious.
The Blind Target: I have it.
Famazingly David: ok.
Kearney1900: Hilariously gay.
The Blind Target
: I want to get the rest of them.
Famazingly David: same.
Famazingly David: Plus, at our suncoast, it is buy one get one half off.
Famazingly David: 15.88 for two volumes.
Kearney1900: Hour 30!
Famazingly David
: damn thats hot.
The Blind Target: I have to find a Suncoast.
Famazingly David: Yeah, you should.
The Blind Target: Fanservice rules.
Famazingly David: They carry the cowboy bebop manga, Love Hina, GTO, Ranman 1/2, Some gundam manga (they had Gundam Wing and this one called blue destiny), dragon ball and dragon ball z, and an assload of dvds.
The Blind Target: I need to pick up DB and DBZ Vol 10.
The Blind Target: And Gundam Last Outpost.
The Blind Target: I wish Chobits Vol 4 would show up somewhere.
Kearney1900: Back in a flash.
Famazingly David
: I might pick up dragon ball. I don't like Dragon ball z.
Famazingly David: chobits? I think they have a ad for that in gto and love hina.
The Blind Target: The mangais loads better than the show.
The Blind Target: Yeah, it's nice.
Famazingly David: But Love Hina is hilarious. Every other page he gets ass whipped.
Kearney1900 has left the room.
Cromulent1: So the Love Hina manga is better than the show?
The Blind Target: I meant the DBZ manga.
Cromulent1: I just watched the whole series last week and really enjoyed it
Cromulent1: ah
Famazingly David: yeah, I know.
Cromulent1: so what's your analysis of Love Hina manga vs. show?
Famazingly David: I haven't gotten to watch the show yet, though I would think it has less nudity and some of the constant action might be cut.
The Blind Target: No, I doubt it would be cut.
Cromulent1: ah ha, so there's actual nudity in the manga
Famazingly David: yeah, bath scenes.
Famazingly David: oh, its getting bigger, and bigger!
Famazingly David: then she puts her glasses on.
Cromulent1: there's a LOT of near nudity in the bath scenes, but they somehow keep the naughty bits hidden
The Blind Target: White spots.
The Blind Target: Bastards.
Cromulent1: nah, just creative towel placement, etc
The Blind Target: Or mist.
Cromulent1: but it's a really fun show
Kearney1900 has entered the room.
The Blind Target: In DB, they show Goku's penis.
Kearney1900: I'm back, gentlemen and C16.
Famazingly David
: the manga? yeah, most likely.
Cromulent1: how many parts does the manga have? I was surprised to find it in the campus bookstore the other day, but at $10 a pop, and the 7 volumes tere, I thought I would find opinions first
Cromulent1: (Love Hina manga, I'm referring to)
The Blind Target: I don't know, but I'll get them all soon.
Famazingly David: 14 volumes of love hina, I believe.
Cromulent1: ah
Famazingly David: or maybe thats something else.
Cromulent1: $140... that's a lot more than the Q$0 I paid for the shows...
Cromulent1: $0*
Famazingly David: at suncoast, it would only cost about 3/4 of that.
Famazingly David: buy one, get one half off.
Cromulent1: ooo
Cromulent1: interesting
Kearney1900: Suncoast still bites, though.
Famazingly David
: eh...fuggu!
The Blind Target: Yo mutha beeotch!
The Blind Target: I must find a Suncoast.
The Blind Target: Cromulent, load up the Mapquest.com Generator!
Famazingly David: http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&addtohistory=&address=4504+moorland+dr ive&city=midland&state=mi&zipcode=48640&homesubmit=Get+Map
Famazingly David: I live on moorland west.
Cromulent1: indeed!
Famazingly David: at the star.
Cromulent1: good work
Kearney1900: Gasp! The chat is alive!
Famazingly David
: thanks to the antics of david.
Famazingly David: here is kearney's woman
Kearney1900: Fruit.
Kearney1900
: DIE DIE DIE!
Cromulent1
: haha
Cromulent1: hmm
Cromulent1: I haven't eaten anything today
Famazingly David: kearney's mom
Famazingly David: eat some of that!
Cromulent1: I suppose that's why I'm hungry
Cromulent1: ...
Cromulent1: no
Kearney1900: This is where Crom leaves and the chat dies again.
Cromulent1
: nah, I'm still here
The Blind Target: \\Liat
Cromulent1: ... or so it would seeeem!
Kearney1900: Stupid ghost.
Cromulent1
: hm
The Blind Target: Me?
Cromulent1: there's an upcoming Fox show called "Bridezillas"
Kearney1900: DORKTUS UNITE!
The Blind Target
: Go fuck your cousin!
Cromulent1: Who are you talking to? PR's not here
Famazingly David: yeah.
The Blind Target: What am I again?
Cromulent1: retarded?
Kearney1900: Race Car, CD Player, Train, Jet, Truck combine!
Cromulent1
: ah, that
The Blind Target: Am i the race car?
Cromulent1: I'll form the truck!
Kearney1900: We kicked PR out because of incompetence.
Famazingly David
: I am the police car
Famazingly David: I form the chest.
The Blind Target: I'll form the crotch!
Famazingly David: We want to look potent, not impotent.
Cromulent1: haha
Cromulent1: Truck-crotch it is, then!
The Blind Target: http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&addtohistory=&address=9820+sw+194+st&city=Miami&s tate=Fl&zipcode=33157&homesubmit=Get+Map
The Blind Target: That's a me.
Cromulent1: Excellent.
Famazingly David: good, now I know where to reach you when I want to give you anal lovin'. Thats the rape, kids!
Cromulent1: Now I can hunt you down and kill you.... I mean your pest problem. Yes, I'll kill any bugs I find at your house...
Cromulent1: Wow
Cromulent1: 194th Street
Cromulent1: that's a high number
The Blind Target: Can you kill obese, paralyzed women?
Famazingly David: yes.
Cromulent1: there's your man
The Blind Target: Aw, shit.
Kearney1900: What the HELL are you fags talking about now?
The Blind Target
: i didn't realize my adress was there too.
Cromulent1: haha
Kearney1900: I'm posting my conversations with PR where he cries over his girlfriend.
Cromulent1
: heh
Kearney1900: Also the infamous "Cousin fucking" one.
Cromulent1
: excellent
Kearney1900: My computer sounds like a steam engine.
The Blind Target
has left the room.
Kearney1900: Oh, that C16.
Kearney1900
: What a fuckhead.
The Blind Target
has entered the room.
Kearney1900: We were just talking about your fuckheadedness.
The Blind Target
: Mine?
Kearney1900: Yes, Tardy.
The Blind Target
: Talk on, then.
Kearney1900: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The chat is dying again!
Zathu Koon
has entered the room.
Zathu Koon: .......
Kearney1900
: .......
Famazingly David
: bling bling!
Kearney1900: NIGGA TO THE EXTREME!
The Blind Target
: Wod
Kearney1900: In the "Extreme Bible", Jesus rode a skateboard and had an air guitar.
Kearney1900
: He also played in the band, "Christ and the Apostles".
Zathu Koon
: Amazing!
Kearney1900
: He was also black.
Kearney1900
: And Peter was a talking dog.
Kearney1900
: It was extreme, to say the least.
The Blind Target
has left the room.
Cromulent1: Again??
Kearney1900: That dumbass.
Cromulent1
: Yes
The Blind Target has entered the room.
Kearney1900: I bet he spilled his own urine on the keyboard.
Cromulent1
: At his house, they call them "uh-ohs"
The Blind Target: Who?
Cromulent1: you
Kearney1900: For those who haven't seen it
Cromulent1: haha
Famazingly David: thats the wrong one
Kearney1900: It's the early version.
Mr Popo236
has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Who the hell is this douchebag?
The Blind Target
: Popo!
Famazingly David: kalidor
The Blind Target: Jedi Transformer
Famazingly David: yeah, who wants to hear a bunch of his inner most secrets?
Zathu Koon: heh, heh
Kearney1900
: I do!
The Blind Target
: Do TELL
Cromulent1: Please!
Mr Popo236 has left the room.
Cromulent1: bah
Kearney1900: C'mon uncle FS!
Cromulent1
: he signed off AIM
Cromulent1: (he = Popo)
Kearney1900: That bitch.
Cromulent1
: Chemnerd has been re-invited
Kearney1900: ...yay?
The Blind Target
: Why all the gay yellow?
Kearney1900: Because you're gay, homo.
Kearney1900
: HA!
The Blind Target
: You're the one with the yellow name, you FAGING FAG!
Kearney1900: I've got red, you've got yellow.
Kearney1900
: Super Homo.
Cromulent1
: C16's name is pink on mine
Cromulent1: k's is kind of a dull tan
The Blind Target: You admit to your faggocity!
Cromulent1: zuh?
Kearney1900: C16 has mental problems.
Cromulent1
: ah
Cromulent1: that would explain it
The Blind Target: Shu-up!
Cromulent1: How's that pronounced? "Shoop"?
Kearney1900: Don't try to figure out what Kaptain Krazy is thinking.
The Blind Target
: Shu
The Blind Target: UP!
Cromulent1: k
Cromulent1: KK... that reminds me of Krispy Kreme donuts and how I haven't had any in a while
Cromulent1: and how it's cold outside and it's a long walk to there and how I won't have any today, either
The Blind Target: Kearney1900: so I fucked dis guy last night from the bar
Kearney1900: Lies.
The Blind Target
: Fag!
The Blind Target: You've been revealed!
Kearney1900 has left the room.
The Blind Target: HA!
Cromulent1: Well that's certainly odd
The Blind Target: See, he IS GAY!
The Blind Target: He went to go yell at Steve, his boyfreind.
Cromulent1: Gay Steve?
The Blind Target: From the Dell commercials.
Cromulent1: ew
The Blind Target: Dude, you're gay.
Kearney1900 has entered the room.
Kearney1900: Fucking AIM.
Cromulent1
: I'm not gay
Kearney1900: Crom, send an entire transcript of what you got in this chat window.
Cromulent1
: ...ok...
Kearney1900: Save the thing as a .htm file and send it to me.
The Blind Target
: Kearney's boyfreind is Stev, from the Dell commercials.
The Blind Target: Dude, you're gay.
Kearney1900: Your boyfriend is PR.
Kearney1900
: Ha!
The Blind Target
: You're Shellspark's prostitute mother!
Kearney1900: You're shellspark's she-male father!
Cromulent1
: should we invite shellspark?
The Blind Target: You're PR's cousin.
Kearney1900 (4:57:54 PM): Let's invite the gay spark.
Cromulent1 (4:57:59 PM): you do it
Kearney1900 (4:58:09 PM): You do it.
Cromulent1 (4:58:20 PM): you
Kearney1900 (4:58:29 PM): C16.
The Blind Target (4:58:53 PM): Fuck jerself.
The Blind Target (4:59:15 PM): He's not even on on my list.
Kearney1900 (4:59:26 PM): This chat is on Hour 31.
The Blind Target (5:00:12 PM): I have to stop this insanity.
Kearney1900 (5:00:20 PM): NEVER!
The Blind Target (5:00:23 PM): No matter the cost.
Kearney1900 (5:00:50 PM): Dyke.
Kearney1900 (5:01:54 PM): So...Crom...how're things?
The Blind Target (5:01:55 PM): Ozzy Osbourne. The Old version.
Cromulent1 (5:02:04 PM): Things are good
Cromulent1 (5:02:12 PM): hunger persists due to lack of eating
Cromulent1 (5:02:18 PM): And what of you?
Kearney1900 (5:02:43 PM): I'm sitting at a chair.
The Blind Target (5:02:53 PM): What a life.
Cromulent1 (5:02:57 PM): Me too!
Cromulent1 (5:02:58 PM): Wow!
Kearney1900 (5:03:03 PM): We're losers.
(5:03:12 PM) x shell spark x has entered the room.
(5:03:16 PM) x shell spark x has left the room.
Cromulent1 (5:03:17 PM): Well, I'm sitting in a chair at a desk
The Blind Target (5:03:21 PM): Fag!
Cromulent1 (5:03:22 PM): bah
Cromulent1 (5:03:29 PM): elitist pig
Kearney1900 (5:03:41 PM): Thinks he's better than us cause he's gay.
The Blind Target (5:04:00 PM): Tell hi that David's gay and he might hang with us.
Cromulent1 (5:05:11 PM): http://remix.overclocked.org/detailmix.php?mixid=OCR00799
Cromulent1 (5:05:13 PM): fun remix
Cromulent1 (5:05:23 PM): wiht some nice piano in places
Cromulent1 (5:05:27 PM): with*
Kearney1900 (5:05:30 PM): Woo!
(5:06:03 PM) X9 Spectre has left the room.
The Blind Target (5:06:09 PM): No speakers.
Cromulent1 (5:06:11 PM): Oh no!
Cromulent1 (5:06:16 PM): awww....
Kearney1900 (5:06:20 PM): SPECTRE!
Cromulent1 (5:06:26 PM): He's still on AIM
Cromulent1 (5:06:29 PM): hmm
Cromulent1 (5:06:37 PM): He probably left the blast range
Cromulent1 (5:06:47 PM): I'd suggest everyone duck and cover
Kearney1900 (5:07:06 PM): He hates us.
Cromulent1 (5:07:16 PM): seems that way
Kearney1900 (5:07:43 PM): That bastard.
The Blind Target (5:08:03 PM): Nazi!
Kearney1900 (5:09:12 PM): He's off the Nerd super-team.
Cromulent1 (5:09:25 PM): serves him right
The Blind Target (5:09:35 PM): tAtU commercial...
Cromulent1 (5:09:42 PM): ???
Cromulent1 (5:09:47 PM): where
The Blind Target (5:09:58 PM): On the TV.
Cromulent1 (5:10:03 PM): wow!
Kearney1900 (5:10:15 PM): Crazy.
Cromulent1 (5:12:17 PM): Also great: http://remix.overclocked.org/detailmix.php?mixid=OCR00888
Kearney1900 (5:12:33 PM): Nice.
Kearney1900 (5:13:58 PM): And then there were 5.
Kearney1900 (5:17:04 PM): Myself, g, Cock, Spitoris and Gayvid.
The Blind Target (5:17:44 PM): http://ironbolt.homestead.com/files/pudgytest3.gif
Cromulent1 (5:17:47 PM): What a ragtag band of deviants
Cromulent1 (5:17:58 PM): hahaha
Kearney1900 (5:18:01 PM): And the dead PR.
Cromulent1 (5:18:15 PM): hmm
Kearney1900 (5:18:22 PM): Who cocked P.R.?
Cromulent1 (5:18:23 PM): Popo is back online...
Kearney1900 (5:18:34 PM): Invite the foo'!
The Blind Target (5:18:37 PM): I know.
The Blind Target (5:18:50 PM): What about Bouncy?
(5:19:11 PM) Mr Popo236 has entered the room.
Kearney1900 (5:19:13 PM): Invite anyone.
Mr Popo236 (5:19:19 PM): ...anyone?
Cromulent1 (5:19:20 PM): Invite everyone.
Mr Popo236 (5:19:36 PM): *evil chuckle*
Cromulent1 (5:19:40 PM): *fears*
Kearney1900 (5:19:50 PM): *Popo invites Goatse*
Cromulent1 (5:19:57 PM): !!!!
Mr Popo236 (5:20:05 PM): *Goatse swallows us all*
The Blind Target (5:20:22 PM): taTu again...
Cromulent1 (5:20:30 PM): That's the worst bit of imagery ever!
Cromulent1 (5:20:37 PM): What channel you watching, C16?
The Blind Target (5:20:42 PM): MTV.
Cromulent1 (5:20:44 PM): ah
Kearney1900 (5:20:53 PM): FAG!
Cromulent1 (5:20:56 PM): ha
(5:20:56 PM) Bouncy1010 has entered the room.
The Blind Target (5:21:03 PM): 7
Kearney1900 (5:21:10 PM): MTV is for homos.
Cromulent1 (5:21:11 PM): ARRR! Avast!
Bouncy1010 (5:21:18 PM):  cool
Kearney1900 (5:21:19 PM): I bet shellspark owns MTV.
Bouncy1010 (5:21:22 PM): I'm in the chat
Bouncy1010 (5:21:24 PM): lol
Cromulent1 (5:21:37 PM): You are? Wow!
Mr Popo236 (5:21:49 PM): Amazing
Bouncy1010 (5:21:50 PM): lol
Kearney1900 (5:22:14 PM): Famazing!
Cromulent1 (5:22:16 PM): I'm floored. But that's more from a lack of coordination than surprise.
Kearney1900 (5:23:06 PM): Dork!
Cromulent1 (5:23:29 PM): Don't make fun of my condition!
Mr Popo236 (5:23:30 PM): I was just about to say famazing
Kearney1900 (5:24:03 PM): Famazingly Gay!
Bouncy1010 (5:24:15 PM): do you ghave something against gays
Cromulent1 (5:24:23 PM): Not all of them.
Bouncy1010 (5:24:31 PM): oh?
Cromulent1 (5:24:34 PM): dunno
Cromulent1 (5:24:39 PM): just thought it was something to say
Kearney1900 (5:24:44 PM): Only shellspark, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and PR piss us off.
Cromulent1 (5:24:51 PM): there ya go
Cromulent1 (5:24:59 PM): Much more concise than I would have put it
(5:25:10 PM) Mr Popo236 has left the room.
Cromulent1 (5:25:13 PM): !!!!
Cromulent1 (5:25:30 PM): How dare he
Cromulent1 (5:25:36 PM): just because he has an away message up
Cromulent1 (5:25:43 PM): and that message is blank!
Cromulent1 (5:25:54 PM): Who does he think he's fooling?!
Kearney1900 (5:27:00 PM): Not me.
Cromulent1 (5:27:09 PM): Glad to hear it.
Cromulent1 (5:27:29 PM): Brb, going after pizza
Bouncy1010 (5:27:34 PM): so what boards are you people from
Cromulent1 (5:27:46 PM): no food all day = XTreem Hunger!!!
Kearney1900 (5:27:47 PM): Suburbia/Worst Episode 2 Ever!.
Cromulent1 (5:27:54 PM): AllSpark
Cromulent1 (5:27:58 PM): me = Unmarked White Convoy
Kearney1900 (5:28:09 PM): Me=Vindicator Decepticon
Bouncy1010 (5:28:46 PM): wait
Bouncy1010 (5:28:54 PM): kearny your vindicator?
Bouncy1010 (5:28:56 PM): are you serious>
Bouncy1010 (5:28:58 PM): lol
Bouncy1010 (5:29:46 PM): :-P
Kearney1900 (5:30:08 PM): Yes.
Bouncy1010 (5:30:34 PM): wow
Bouncy1010 (5:30:46 PM): i thought that VDwas really old
Kearney1900 (5:30:51 PM): I am not Kearney 1900.
Kearney1900 (5:31:43 PM): Despite my name.
Bouncy1010 (5:32:29 PM): youre confusing me
Kearney1900 (5:32:59 PM): MUHAHAHAHA!
Bouncy1010 (5:33:28 PM): what
Kearney1900 (5:33:55 PM): Nothing.
The Blind Target (5:34:16 PM): I return!
The Blind Target (5:34:35 PM): It's kalidor!
The Blind Target (5:34:36 PM): http://onlineanime.org/files/manga/ChineseMisc/DualPersonality/ot203.jpg
Kearney1900 (5:35:07 PM): Ewwwwwwwww!
The Blind Target (5:35:08 PM): oops
Kearney1900 (5:36:12 PM): Cripple.
The Blind Target (5:36:18 PM): http://ironbolt.homestead.com/files/pudgytest3.gif
Kearney1900 (5:36:53 PM): Pudgy Kal!
Bouncy1010 (5:37:59 PM): okay
Bouncy1010 (5:38:03 PM): hmmm
(5:38:08 PM) Ozzie 7575 has entered the room.
The Blind Target (5:38:17 PM): Word to your mother!
Bouncy1010 (5:38:38 PM): hello ozzie
The Blind Target (5:38:46 PM): Ozz da7wg!
Ozzie 7575 (5:38:51 PM): whats up
Ozzie 7575 (5:38:57 PM): whos bouncy
Kearney1900 (5:39:02 PM): Who's Ozzie?
The Blind Target (5:39:05 PM): Some guy
Ozzie 7575 (5:39:08 PM): lol
The Blind Target (5:39:13 PM): A freind of mine
Kearney1900 (5:39:23 PM): One of your "gay buddies", eh? Gotcha.
The Blind Target (5:39:33 PM): ;-)
Kearney1900 (5:40:25 PM): So...
Bouncy1010 (5:40:34 PM): eww
Bouncy1010 (5:40:35 PM): lol
Bouncy1010 (5:40:39 PM): gay transfans
Bouncy1010 (5:40:42 PM): interesting!
Bouncy1010 (5:40:44 PM): ha-ha!
Kearney1900 (5:40:45 PM): I'm King Kearney.
The Blind Target (5:40:46 PM): Mwahahahahaha.
(5:40:53 PM) Ozzie 7575 has left the room.
The Blind Target (5:40:58 PM): He's not into Transformers.
Kearney1900 (5:41:05 PM): He's into dicks!
Cromulent1 (5:41:07 PM): ah ha
Kearney1900 (5:41:20 PM): I kill me.
Bouncy1010 (5:41:44 PM): so am I
Bouncy1010 (5:41:45 PM): lol
Bouncy1010 (5:41:52 PM): can't blame him
Bouncy1010 (5:41:55 PM): they are fun!
The Blind Target (5:41:56 PM): That's good to hear.
Bouncy1010 (5:41:56 PM): kik
Kearney1900 (5:42:55 PM): Hetero.
Kearney1900 (5:43:29 PM): The Hot Chick=bad movie.
The Blind Target (5:43:29 PM): Me. That's right.
The Blind Target (5:44:03 PM): Rob Shneider=Fag
The Blind Target (5:44:49 PM): Kearney1900=Fag
The Blind Target (5:44:57 PM): Famazingl David=Fag
The Blind Target (5:45:05 PM): Cromulent=Closet Fag
The Blind Target (5:45:13 PM): Zathu koon=Fag's name
Kearney1900 (5:45:15 PM): I'm not a cigarette.
The Blind Target (5:45:54 PM): But you're a faggor!
Kearney1900 (5:46:20 PM): Where's PR, anyway?
The Blind Target (5:46:35 PM): Tied to a tree.
The Blind Target (5:46:38 PM): Hanging.
Kearney1900 (5:47:06 PM): Did you two play "Naked Robber" again?
Bouncy1010 (5:47:26 PM): thats so bad
Bouncy1010 (5:47:37 PM): lol
Bouncy1010 (5:47:44 PM): so BT and PR are gay lovers
Bouncy1010 (5:47:45 PM): interesting
The Blind Target (5:47:58 PM): David+Cromulent=Silent Sex
Kearney1900 (5:48:09 PM): UWC, is this true?
The Blind Target (5:48:36 PM): He's away, on the dick.
Bouncy1010 (5:49:10 PM): who is UWC
The Blind Target (5:50:06 PM): Crom
Kearney1900 (5:50:37 PM): UWC=Cromulent1
Kearney1900 (5:50:45 PM): FS=Famazingly David
Kearney1900 (5:50:54 PM): Cock 16=Blind Target
Kearney1900 (5:51:00 PM): Kearney=Kearney 1900
Kearney1900 (5:51:15 PM): Zathu Koon=Splitoris
The Blind Target (5:51:21 PM): http://rsdb.fuck.org/
Kearney1900 (5:51:57 PM): Homo!
Cromulent1 (5:52:06 PM): It's not true!
Kearney1900 (5:52:25 PM): I expected better of you.
Cromulent1 (5:52:33 PM): What?
The Blind Target (5:52:36 PM): How was the DICK, UWC?
Cromulent1 (5:52:43 PM): How should I know?
Bouncy1010 (5:53:01 PM): how did you come up with those terms for everyone
Kearney1900 (5:53:18 PM): UWC= Unmarked Crackah Convoy
Kearney1900 (5:53:23 PM): FS= Final Sephiroth
Kearney1900 (5:53:32 PM): Cock 16=Cock 16 Lio Convoy
Kearney1900 (5:53:39 PM): Kearney=Kearney 1900
Kearney1900 (5:53:45 PM): PR=PR Optimus
The Blind Target (5:54:03 PM): K-Man=Killer Keqarney McGee
Cromulent1 (5:54:49 PM): n00b
Bouncy1010 (5:56:18 PM): coould you give me a cool nick name
Cromulent1 (5:56:30 PM): *bites tongue*
Kearney1900 (5:56:45 PM): Their nicknames aren't cool.
Cromulent1 (5:56:50 PM): nope
Kearney1900 (5:56:54 PM): They're just acronyms.
Cromulent1 (5:57:11 PM): acronyms of geeky names
Cromulent1 (5:57:22 PM): you could be B
Kearney1900 (5:57:28 PM): All of us have acronyms for names except for me.
The Blind Target (5:57:38 PM): K-Man
The Blind Target (5:57:44 PM): Or...KGB!
Kearney1900 (5:57:53 PM): K-Man, Big K, K...
The Blind Target (5:58:26 PM): KKK
The Blind Target (5:58:30 PM): kKk
Cromulent1 (5:58:31 PM): SuperK
The Blind Target (5:58:36 PM): Triple K
Kearney1900 (5:58:47 PM): Kaptain K.
Cromulent1 (5:58:52 PM): Agent K
Kearney1900 (5:58:57 PM): Special K.
Cromulent1 (5:59:01 PM): ha!
The Blind Target (5:59:07 PM): Kaye
Cromulent1 (5:59:15 PM): Kay
Cromulent1 (5:59:33 PM): Kathleen
Kearney1900 (5:59:41 PM): Shut up!
Cromulent1 (5:59:47 PM): haha
Kearney1900 (5:59:57 PM): Our real names are boring.
The Blind Target (5:59:58 PM): Sex is like chinese food: it ain't over until you both get your cookies
The Blind Target (6:00:01 PM): Mary K
Cromulent1 (6:00:15 PM): C16 can be Ashley
Kearney1900 (6:00:27 PM): I mean, George, Ernie, Kyle and Gabe are lame names.
Cromulent1 (6:00:32 PM): yah
The Blind Target (6:00:40 PM): Who's who there?
Cromulent1 (6:00:44 PM): wait, who are Kyle and Gabe?
Cromulent1 (6:00:49 PM): I'm George
Cromulent1 (6:00:52 PM): or Andy
The Blind Target (6:01:03 PM): Zathu=Corey
Kearney1900 (6:01:08 PM): I'm Kyle and Gay-R is Gabe.
Cromulent1 (6:01:08 PM): haha
The Blind Target (6:01:17 PM): Gaybe!
Cromulent1 (6:01:17 PM): ah ha
Bouncy1010 (6:01:18 PM): lol
Kearney1900 (6:01:29 PM): Gay-Bee Toys.
The Blind Target (6:01:35 PM): Gay-be-R
The Blind Target (6:01:43 PM): Gay-BR!!!!
Kearney1900 (6:02:58 PM): Gaymos and Andy!
The Blind Target (6:03:05 PM): Don't forget David!
Cromulent1 (6:03:33 PM): *sigh*
Kearney1900 (6:03:45 PM): Gayvid-eo!
Kearney1900 (6:04:07 PM): It's fun making fun of our names.
Cromulent1 (6:04:33 PM): only because no one's made fun of "Kyle" yet
Cromulent1 (6:04:38 PM): maybe there's not need, though
Kearney1900 (6:04:42 PM): Kyle the Kyke!
Kearney1900 (6:05:03 PM): "Kyle" is a hard name to make fun of.
Kearney1900 (6:05:09 PM): Unlike Gabe and David.
Bouncy1010 (6:05:20 PM): who is kyle
Kearney1900 (6:05:27 PM): I am.
The Blind Target (6:05:35 PM): Ernie!
Kearney1900 (6:05:39 PM): *takes off Kearney-Man mask*
Cromulent1 (6:05:45 PM): *gasp*
The Blind Target (6:06:00 PM): It's...no...
Kearney1900 (6:06:00 PM): It is I, mild mannered reporter, Kyle Robinson!
Cromulent1 (6:06:16 PM): Danger, Kyle Robinson!
Cromulent1 (6:06:19 PM): yeah, that was bad
Cromulent1 (6:06:21 PM): sorry
The Blind Target (6:06:21 PM): Who's John Marduk?
Kearney1900 (6:06:37 PM): John Marduk is a fake name I use.
Cromulent1 (6:06:38 PM): He's a man with a hilarious name, is who!
Cromulent1 (6:06:43 PM): ah
Cromulent1 (6:06:55 PM): Marduk = one of the funniest names to give a normal person
The Blind Target (6:06:59 PM): I thought that was your real name.
Kearney1900 (6:07:02 PM): When I had the "Marduk Rocks" screen name.
Cromulent1 (6:07:08 PM): wow, that would be the best name ever
Kearney1900 (6:07:19 PM): Which I gave up in a week 'cause I remembered my Kearney1900 password.
Cromulent1 (6:07:27 PM): lol
The Blind Target (6:07:30 PM): I should mae a fasle ID too!
Kearney1900 (6:07:32 PM): Marduk the Sun God, slayer of Tiamet!
Kearney1900 (6:07:40 PM): Best Sealab ever.
Cromulent1 (6:07:40 PM): is that why you'd been roaming about different screen names for the past year?
Kearney1900 (6:07:47 PM): Yes.
Cromulent1 (6:07:53 PM): hahaha
Kearney1900 (6:07:56 PM): Now I have a permanent one.
The Blind Target (6:08:01 PM):  Steramboatcity!
The Blind Target (6:08:10 PM): DeafComedyBlam!
Kearney1900 (6:08:21 PM): Ah, the memories.
Cromulent1 (6:08:26 PM): DrDemented999!
Kearney1900 (6:08:57 PM): Audioslave 13!
Cromulent1 (6:09:05 PM): wait...
Kearney1900 (6:09:15 PM): Damn!
Cromulent1 (6:09:21 PM): HA!
Kearney1900 (6:09:22 PM): *flies away in the Kearn-Jet*
Bouncy1010 (6:09:35 PM): *sings: I'm bored*
Cromulent1 (6:09:48 PM): We're not entertaining enough for you? Huh? Huh?
(6:10:12 PM) Badgertron has entered the room.
Cromulent1 (6:10:21 PM): who = Badgertron?
The Blind Target (6:10:26 PM): You're all bastards and I hope you die terrible deaths!
The Blind Target (6:10:30 PM): Freind of mine.
Badgertron (6:10:34 PM): I am he who swims through the earthen sea
Cromulent1 (6:10:35 PM): another one, eh?
Cromulent1 (6:10:41 PM): haha
Cromulent1 (6:10:46 PM): great introduction there
Badgertron (6:10:52 PM): thanks :)
Kearney1900 (6:10:54 PM): Badgertron, eh?
Badgertron (6:10:59 PM): the same.
Kearney1900 (6:11:07 PM): My state's vermin is the badger.
Cromulent1 (6:11:14 PM): Mine is the Raccoon
The Blind Target (6:11:18 PM): Let's go over our "If Transformers were on drugs: The Movie Script" !
Cromulent1 (6:11:22 PM): We have a cuter state rodent than you!
The Blind Target (6:11:39 PM): Bong weed granha weed gimmie bong!
Badgertron (6:12:08 PM): state....wisconsin?
Kearney1900 (6:12:25 PM): Yes.
Bouncy1010 (6:12:27 PM): wha?
The Blind Target (6:12:29 PM): What's mine?
Badgertron (6:12:31 PM): *scores one point*
The Blind Target (6:12:36 PM): The bluejay or some shit...
Kearney1900 (6:12:42 PM): Florida's vermin is the immigrant.
Badgertron (6:12:45 PM): *doesn't have  a state vermin*
Badgertron (6:12:54 PM): my nations vermin is the beaver
The Blind Target (6:12:58 PM): Puta!
The Blind Target (6:13:05 PM): The bald beaver?
Badgertron (6:13:14 PM): I'm a canucklehead
Badgertron (6:13:27 PM): more like the eager beaver
Kearney1900 (6:14:08 PM): The Canada Song is the greatest song ever.
Badgertron (6:14:11 PM): gary coleman shouldof played wheelie
Cromulent1 (6:14:23 PM): haha
Kearney1900 (6:14:49 PM): "I can't help being an idiot, I'm Canadian".
The Blind Target (6:15:01 PM): http://rsdb.fuck.org/     Have fun segregating  each other.
Kearney1900 (6:15:29 PM): No.
Zathu Koon (6:15:55 PM): No?
Kearney1900 (6:16:04 PM): Splitoris, you're back!
Bouncy1010 (6:16:23 PM): lol
Bouncy1010 (6:16:29 PM): kearney are you serious?
Badgertron (6:16:31 PM): *prods Famazingly*
Cromulent1 (6:16:39 PM): He's away, Jim.
Badgertron (6:16:48 PM): "surely you can't be serious!"
Badgertron (6:16:55 PM): "I am serious...and don't call me shirley"
Cromulent1 (6:16:56 PM): I'm afraid I am.
Cromulent1 (6:16:59 PM): haha
Kearney1900 (6:17:01 PM): What do you mean, "am I serious"?
Zathu Koon (6:17:13 PM): Of course he is, he is kearney.
Cromulent1 (6:17:25 PM): Kearney = master of seriosity
Cromulent1 (6:17:39 PM): seriocity*
Kearney1900 (6:17:56 PM): Can you not see that I am serious?!
Badgertron (6:18:09 PM): aka The Principal of Prude
Famazingly David (6:19:49 PM): who the hoyl is badgerton?
Zathu Koon (6:20:13 PM): <--
Cromulent1 (6:20:37 PM): John badgerton
Kearney1900 (6:20:40 PM): Spittor is Badgerman?
The Blind Target (6:21:02 PM): Lias!
The Blind Target (6:21:33 PM): This chat has gone the way of the gay
Kearney1900 (6:22:01 PM): Because of Cock 16.
The Blind Target (6:22:12 PM): Fuck you fat man!
Famazingly David (6:23:12 PM): kearney isn't all fat.  Look at his dick, small and skinny.
The Blind Target (6:23:18 PM): Cab Nigger- Indians/Arabs- Many cabbies are Arabs or Indians.
Kearney1900 (6:23:28 PM): Faggot!
Famazingly David (6:23:41 PM): where the heck is dick girl?
Famazingly David (6:23:59 PM): oh, the racial slur database?  I've known about that forever.
Cromulent1 (6:23:59 PM): ha
Zathu Koon (6:24:25 PM): who's bouncy?
Cromulent1 (6:24:31 PM): bouncy
Famazingly David (6:24:49 PM): you know, bouncey, annoying as hell bouncy?
Zathu Koon (6:24:55 PM): ............
Kearney1900 (6:24:57 PM): That's her.
Cromulent1 (6:25:09 PM): yup
Zathu Koon (6:25:18 PM): I died last year, I don't know shit about anyone
The Blind Target (6:25:27 PM): Sure,...
Famazingly David (6:25:28 PM): I believe I dicked you dead body.
Cromulent1 (6:25:30 PM): Could you elaborate on "died"
Kearney1900 (6:25:33 PM): He's a ghost!
Cromulent1 (6:25:40 PM): Wow!
Famazingly David (6:25:43 PM): I'm a necrophiliac in my spare time.
Cromulent1 (6:25:56 PM): I'm a necromancer in my spare time.
The Blind Target (6:25:56 PM): Which is all the time.
Cromulent1 (6:26:00 PM): haha
Kearney1900 (6:26:04 PM): Spits the ghost car!
Cromulent1 (6:26:12 PM): ghost car????
Cromulent1 (6:26:14 PM): WOW!
Famazingly David (6:26:33 PM): shit, I think I'm getting sick.
Badgertron (6:26:34 PM): O.o
Famazingly David (6:26:39 PM): No more casual sex for me!
The Blind Target (6:26:44 PM): We must add Spittorto Dorktus!
Famazingly David (6:26:51 PM):  he can be the poop shoot.
The Blind Target (6:26:51 PM): to
Badgertron (6:26:55 PM): Dorktus?
Famazingly David (6:27:00 PM): yeah, fagtwit.
The Blind Target (6:27:02 PM): Yeah.
Cromulent1 (6:27:04 PM): the nerd combiner
Kearney1900 (6:27:05 PM): Dorktus COMBINE!
The Blind Target (6:27:09 PM): Kearney. *snaps fingers*
Cromulent1 (6:27:15 PM): Truck crotch! Go!
Badgertron (6:27:16 PM): I'm merging with ANY of you
Famazingly David (6:27:20 PM): can we get a drag queen to rape badgerton?
The Blind Target (6:27:26 PM): Cock16, Transform!
Famazingly David (6:27:27 PM): police chest, ho!
Badgertron (6:27:33 PM): I don't want to catch whatever you turkey basters have
Famazingly David (6:27:47 PM): I've bounced back from all the major std's.
The Blind Target (6:27:50 PM): Who drew that picture of PR?
Famazingly David (6:27:51 PM): AIDS, had them for a week.
Famazingly David (6:27:55 PM): kearney.
Badgertron (6:27:56 PM): lol
The Blind Target (6:28:01 PM): Draw Dorktus!
Kearney1900 (6:28:09 PM): Off I go!
Kearney1900 (6:28:17 PM): To MS Paint!
Badgertron (6:28:22 PM): oh gods no
The Blind Target (6:28:27 PM): YAY
Famazingly David (6:28:28 PM): make sure I look kick ass anime style, and the truck cod piece is a falic shape.
Famazingly David (6:28:39 PM): *phalic
The Blind Target (6:28:43 PM): What's the WE2E addy?
Famazingly David (6:28:49 PM): phuck zith!
Badgertron (6:28:51 PM): give him a Scattershot crotchpiece!
The Blind Target (6:29:17 PM): Phallus Maximus!
Famazingly David (6:29:29 PM): I'm going to get a picture of what I look like.
The Blind Target (6:29:33 PM): High Fidelety is on AGAIN...
Famazingly David (6:29:46 PM): wasn't that supposed to start coming on tommorrow?
The Blind Target (6:29:49 PM): You guys have seen my cracker ass, haven't you?
Famazingly David (6:29:57 PM): yeah, you look like a retard.
The Blind Target (6:30:05 PM): Food goes in here.
Cromulent1 (6:30:43 PM): What's with the sudden wave of commercials for Sierra Mist, the prite knock-off?
Cromulent1 (6:31:06 PM): Sprite*
Famazingly David (6:31:15 PM): no kidding.
The Blind Target (6:31:25 PM): Never seen it.
Zathu Koon (6:31:34 PM): Neither have I
Kearney1900 (6:31:36 PM): SPRITE!
The Blind Target (6:31:42 PM): Sprite sucks
Cromulent1 (6:32:05 PM): Its not like it's new. I can't remember when I first saw it... 6 years ago or more. And it's been in Taco Bell for a while now
Cromulent1 (6:32:33 PM): though it only recently got around this area. last year or so
Zathu Koon (6:33:00 PM): Where is your area?
Cromulent1 (6:33:06 PM): middle Tennessee
Zathu Koon (6:33:34 PM): party town.
Cromulent1 (6:33:39 PM): ha
Kearney1900 (6:33:48 PM): North South!
The Blind Target (6:33:53 PM): Fagville
Cromulent1 (6:34:01 PM): bah
Cromulent1 (6:34:06 PM): it's called Nashville
Kearney1900 (6:34:15 PM): You live in Nashville?
The Blind Target (6:34:22 PM): Nash=Rash from gay butt fucking
Cromulent1 (6:34:22 PM): during school, yes
Cromulent1 (6:34:30 PM): about a half hour out when I'm at home
Kearney1900 (6:34:41 PM): I have a friend in Nashville.
Cromulent1 (6:34:48 PM): iiinteresting...
Cromulent1 (6:34:58 PM): there are a lot of people in Nashville, though...
Cromulent1 (6:35:02 PM): is he in school somewhere?
Zathu Koon (6:35:07 PM): I once met someone from there, I gave him a paper clip, played with it for hours.
Cromulent1 (6:35:25 PM): ha, that would be Paper Clip Jimmy
Kearney1900 (6:35:51 PM): I know a guy who is like that, only instead of paper clip it's 'penis'.
The Blind Target (6:36:05 PM): His name is Kyle Robbinion.
Cromulent1 (6:36:11 PM): so if you give him a ... ah, nevermind
Bouncy1010 (6:36:14 PM): who is kyle robbinson
Kearney1900 (6:36:17 PM): Robbinion?
The Blind Target (6:36:36 PM): Robitusson!
Kearney1900 (6:36:43 PM): Robotussin!
Badgertron (6:36:43 PM): does he robb you of your anal virginity?
Kearney1900 (6:36:49 PM): THE TUSSIN THE TUSSIN!
Kearney1900 (6:37:04 PM): Cock 16 plays Naked Robber with PR.
Bouncy1010 (6:37:05 PM): I'm a total virgin O:-)
Bouncy1010 (6:37:10 PM): lol
Kearney1900 (6:37:14 PM): That's not what FS said.
Cromulent1 (6:37:31 PM): The blockbuster sensation of next year.
The Blind Target (6:37:41 PM): Tetris?
Cromulent1 (6:37:46 PM): Wooo!
Badgertron (6:37:48 PM): yes...you're a total angel, bouncy :P
Kearney1900 (6:37:50 PM): TETRIS: EXTREME!
Kearney1900 (6:38:07 PM): Bust blocks in 5D!
Cromulent1 (6:38:14 PM): Wow, Al Bundy on Dragnet. Weirdness.
Badgertron (6:38:16 PM): SEE THE NEW SHAPE OF FEAR SUMMER 2004
The Blind Target (6:38:22 PM): Kil you mom with the "L" peice!
Bouncy1010 (6:38:38 PM): thank you!  I'm tottally good and innocent
Cromulent1 (6:38:46 PM): I wonder who they'll cast as "Squatty T-shape"?
Kearney1900 (6:38:49 PM): *Friday flushes toilet*
Cromulent1 (6:38:59 PM): *audience goes wild*
Kearney1900 (6:39:04 PM): Chris Rock as the N piece!
Cromulent1 (6:39:11 PM): haha
Cromulent1 (6:39:24 PM): that's awful
Bouncy1010 (6:39:24 PM): I like chris rock
The Blind Target (6:39:27 PM): I am not Chris Rock!
Cromulent1 (6:39:35 PM): Stop denying it, Chris!
Kearney1900 (6:39:36 PM): Trent Lott as the KKK piece!
Zathu Koon (6:39:43 PM): heh
The Blind Target (6:39:59 PM): What aboutthe long peice?
Cromulent1 (6:40:08 PM): Shaq
Kearney1900 (6:40:11 PM): "Now all you niggas, put your hands in the air for Jay Z and Michael Bolton!"
Badgertron (6:40:11 PM): Kearney as the square piece!
Zathu Koon (6:40:14 PM): There you go.
Kearney1900 (6:40:38 PM): "When a man loves a woman...." "He FUCKS that BITCH!"
The Blind Target (6:40:44 PM): Who will play the bomb pice from Tetris Blast?
Zathu Koon (6:40:49 PM): R kelly as the _|_ thing.
The Blind Target (6:41:21 PM): R Kelly gets all the pussy.
Kearney1900 (6:41:25 PM): Tom Green as the C piece.
Cromulent1 (6:41:35 PM): there's a C piece?
Cromulent1 (6:41:39 PM): wow
Bouncy1010 (6:41:41 PM): r kelly is hot
Bouncy1010 (6:41:44 PM): i like his music
Cromulent1 (6:41:51 PM): You would
Cromulent1 (6:41:59 PM): and don't ask what that means, because I don't know
Kearney1900 (6:42:01 PM): So would FS.
Badgertron (6:42:11 PM): <bouncy> I like Led Zepplin.  I think Led is HOT! </bouncy>
Cromulent1 (6:42:37 PM): nah, the great thing about LEDs is that they.... ah, nevermind
The Blind Target (6:43:09 PM): Metallic sucks.
Bouncy1010 (6:43:12 PM): I don't like led
Kearney1900 (6:43:14 PM): The only thing I'm 'high' on is my love for my son and daughters. Yep, a little LSD is all I need.
Zathu Koon (6:43:29 PM): Isn't Zepplin dead by now?
Bouncy1010 (6:43:31 PM): I'm so not into LSD
Badgertron (6:43:37 PM): I'm high on life
Kearney1900 (6:43:42 PM): Led Hindenberg, MAN!
The Blind Target (6:44:35 PM): No offense dad, but your half assed under parenting is a whole lot better than your half assover parenting.
Kearney1900 (6:46:01 PM): Getting teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Cromulent1 (6:47:05 PM): hmm... T3 commercial = nothing new
Kearney1900 (6:47:27 PM): Boourns!
The Blind Target (6:47:29 PM): Not for me.
Kearney1900 (6:47:40 PM): T3=the gay.
The Blind Target (6:47:44 PM): I can't beleive we got away from the horrible gang of vampires!
Kearney1900 (6:48:04 PM): Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in...
The Blind Target (6:48:16 PM): No idiot!
The Blind Target (6:48:38 PM): Yeah, but it was all worth it to get back our Super Sugar Crsip ceral!
Kearney1900 (6:48:42 PM): You whorebag.
The Blind Target (6:48:55 PM): Can't get enough of that sugar crsip...~
Cromulent1 (6:49:13 PM): bah, I'm tempted to play Super Metroid instead of watching the SuperBowl
Kearney1900 (6:49:24 PM): FS is watching the Sodomy Bowl.
Cromulent1 (6:49:28 PM): wow
Cromulent1 (6:49:47 PM): I thought they stopped that after the "incident" three years ago
(6:49:53 PM) Fought for Truth has entered the room.
Kearney1900 (6:49:54 PM): Speaking of sodomy...PR, everyone!
Cromulent1 (6:50:00 PM): WOOO!
Kearney1900 (6:50:17 PM): Hour 33!
Cromulent1 (6:50:24 PM): welcome back!
The Blind Target (6:50:28 PM): Gary-BR!!!
Fought for Truth (6:50:37 PM): Gary?
Kearney1900 (6:50:37 PM): Gay-dar-PR!
Cromulent1 (6:50:48 PM): Gary?
Kearney1900 (6:50:48 PM): His name is even pink!
The Blind Target (6:50:51 PM): Gay-BR
Fought for Truth (6:51:02 PM): whose name is pink?
The Blind Target (6:51:04 PM): Light Grey for me.
Fought for Truth (6:51:09 PM): My name is red!
Cromulent1 (6:51:09 PM): Orange here
Cromulent1 (6:51:16 PM): C16 is pink to me
Kearney1900 (6:51:20 PM): On my chat window, your name is pink, PR.
Fought for Truth (6:51:38 PM): The colors of the rainbow
Kearney1900 (6:51:41 PM): So, now we have a new version of Dorktus.
Kearney1900 (6:51:52 PM): I'm the leader, who transforms into a black jet.
Fought for Truth (6:51:59 PM): I'm still a submarine fool
Kearney1900 (6:52:02 PM): UWC transforms into a white truck.
Kearney1900 (6:52:16 PM): Cock 16 TFs into a yellow Race Car.
Kearney1900 (6:52:28 PM): Spectre TFs into a grey Ghost-train.
Kearney1900 (6:52:39 PM): FS TFs into a blue CD player.
Famazingly David (6:52:48 PM): I better be the chest, nigga.
Badgertron (6:52:56 PM): *L*
(6:53:05 PM) Mr Popo236 has entered the room.
Fought for Truth (6:53:10 PM): who's badgertron?
The Blind Target (6:53:11 PM): You drawing it yet?
Mr Popo236 (6:53:14 PM): You're all still here?
Badgertron (6:53:23 PM): I am He who swims through the earthen sea
Badgertron (6:53:25 PM): *bow*
Cromulent1 (6:53:38 PM): *claps*
Kearney1900 (6:53:45 PM): I'm the body, UWC is the arms, Cock 16 is the legs, FS is the chest, Spectre is the head and PR is the weapon.
Cromulent1 (6:53:49 PM): Bah, stupid Gilligan's Island M-Life commercial
Fought for Truth (6:53:55 PM): Jedi Transformer is here!  The Alt Id with it's own mind!
Mr Popo236 (6:54:06 PM): And you are...?
Cromulent1 (6:54:11 PM): unless that island was in swimming distance from safety, it's not like Gilligan would have a cellphone signal
Kearney1900 (6:54:15 PM): He's Gay-R.
Fought for Truth (6:54:21 PM): go to hell Kearney
Cromulent1 (6:54:30 PM): Unless it was a satellite phone. And it wasn't.
Kearney1900 (6:55:00 PM): PR transforms into a minigun.
The Blind Target (6:55:05 PM): Fought for Truth: The truth being that he fucked his cousin and he wants everyone to know.
Fought for Truth (6:55:23 PM): lies!!!
The Blind Target (6:55:34 PM): The more you deny...
Kearney1900 (6:55:35 PM): mingun=isn't mini, unlike PR's cock.
Kearney1900 (6:55:57 PM): Zing of the day!
Fought for Truth (6:56:16 PM): you've seen my cock?
Kearney1900 (6:56:33 PM): I've gotten descriptions of it.
Kearney1900 (6:56:39 PM): FROM YOUR COUSIN!
Fought for Truth (6:56:41 PM): from who?
Zathu Koon (6:56:55 PM): So your talking about penis' with people?
Bouncy1010 (6:57:12 PM): lol
Kearney1900 (6:57:14 PM): The plural form is penii.
Fought for Truth (6:57:15 PM): whos Zathu Koos?
Kearney1900 (6:57:22 PM): Zathu=Spittoris
Cromulent1 (6:57:26 PM): I thoght it would be penes
Cromulent1 (6:57:58 PM): or penises
Cromulent1 (6:58:04 PM): wow, that felt weird typing
Kearney1900 (6:58:21 PM): Spittor's now a member of the Geekicons. He transforms into a submarine.
Fought for Truth (6:59:16 PM): Spittor is still around?  Wow
Kearney1900 (6:59:27 PM): Yeah, he's become an evil teenager guy.
The Blind Target (6:59:29 PM): Which becomes thetampon accessary.
Badgertron (6:59:30 PM): submarine?
Zathu Koon (6:59:38 PM): I've been hiding under kearney's bed.
Cromulent1 (6:59:45 PM): he's been in storage
Cromulent1 (6:59:54 PM): one of those Rubbermaid boxes from Wal-Mart
Kearney1900 (7:00:01 PM): I was wondering who was stealing my socks.
Badgertron (7:00:05 PM): nono, IKEA
Badgertron (7:00:10 PM): the ones with the polkadots
Cromulent1 (7:00:13 PM): well, he did have to eat something...
Fought for Truth (7:00:27 PM): he gets to hang with Sealab God dman it
Kearney1900 (7:00:31 PM): Rubbermaid boxes at Ikea are called fuherertenefrers.
Cromulent1 (7:00:44 PM): haha
Famazingly David (7:00:46 PM): is the picture done yet?
Fought for Truth (7:00:57 PM): picture of what?
Badgertron (7:01:12 PM): dorktus
Kearney1900 (7:01:19 PM): I'm going to take transformers and repaint them in Photoshop to create our vehicle modes.
Kearney1900 (7:01:29 PM): Then I'll probably draw the robot modes.
Kearney1900 (7:01:33 PM): And the combiner.
Mr Popo236 (7:02:01 PM): Love me well!
Fought for Truth (7:02:03 PM): so is Bouncy a guy now? 
Bouncy1010 (7:02:11 PM): why would you say that
Fought for Truth (7:02:42 PM): I've heard things!  I've heard things!
Bouncy1010 (7:03:45 PM): who are you again
Zathu Koon (7:03:48 PM): <--
Fought for Truth (7:04:31 PM): PR
Cromulent1 (7:04:35 PM): Everyone is Spittor!
Bouncy1010 (7:04:46 PM): *checks* nope I'm not a boy
Cromulent1 (7:04:54 PM): Who's gonna watch Jimmy Kimmel Live?
Fought for Truth (7:05:01 PM): I will
Cromulent1 (7:05:15 PM): He's a funny guy. I hope the show itself is good.
Zathu Koon (7:05:39 PM): I proboly will
Zathu Koon (7:06:01 PM): has there been any episodes of itbefore?
Cromulent1 (7:06:11 PM): I think tonight's the first episode
Cromulent1 (7:06:23 PM): right after the SuperBowl... I think... maybe later, I don't know
Zathu Koon (7:07:38 PM): I've heard them say its sometime tonight. Those ABC people, right on the line of satisfaction!
Fought for Truth (7:07:43 PM): yeah right after the superbowl
(7:08:30 PM) MouthBoing has entered the room.
Cromulent1 (7:08:33 PM): excellent
The Blind Target (7:08:33 PM): 10! 10 people!
Cromulent1 (7:08:36 PM): Mouth!
MouthBoing (7:08:41 PM): hey all
The Blind Target (7:08:43 PM): BoInG!
Fought for Truth (7:08:47 PM): whoa re you?
MouthBoing (7:08:49 PM): anyone here live in Maryland?
The Blind Target (7:09:03 PM): Maryland...huhuhuhuhuhuhuh...
Badgertron (7:09:11 PM): mouth!
Badgertron (7:09:16 PM): ...mouth04?
Zathu Koon (7:09:19 PM): I do...
MouthBoing (7:09:19 PM): dat's me
MouthBoing (7:09:31 PM): Zathu, do you own a tuxedo?
Zathu Koon (7:09:36 PM): Uhh... no?
Zathu Koon (7:09:46 PM): What the hell would I do with one of those?
MouthBoing (7:09:49 PM): I'm helping to cast extras for the show "The West Wing" tomorrow
Zathu Koon (7:09:51 PM): I sit my ass infront of a monitor all day
MouthBoing (7:09:57 PM): I need guys who own tuxes
Fought for Truth (7:09:57 PM): he wants to take you to the prom
Famazingly David (7:10:15 PM): and get you drunk.
MouthBoing (7:10:22 PM): SHHHHHH
The Blind Target (7:10:24 PM): And rape you.
Fought for Truth (7:10:25 PM): and date rape you!
MouthBoing (7:10:28 PM): you'll spoil all my fun!
MouthBoing (7:10:30 PM): :P
Zathu Koon (7:10:43 PM): Sounds like fun.. *runs away*
The Blind Target (7:11:21 PM): *holds down Spits*
Fought for Truth (7:11:46 PM): C16 is the rapest!
Fought for Truth (7:12:06 PM): Shania Twat has nice boobs
Zathu Koon (7:12:11 PM): amen
Badgertron (7:12:45 PM): amen
Badgertron (7:12:46 PM): mmm
Badgertron (7:12:50 PM): she has nice everything
MouthBoing (7:12:56 PM): sorry guys, gotta run.. later!
(7:12:58 PM) MouthBoing has left the room.
Cromulent1 (7:13:28 PM): wll, at least he made an appearance
The Blind Target (7:13:34 PM): Damn.
Zathu Koon (7:13:35 PM): gotta give him a metal for that
Cromulent1 (7:13:49 PM): metal... lik Zinc?
Cromulent1 (7:13:51 PM): like*
Cromulent1 (7:13:59 PM): Lithium!
Fought for Truth (7:14:08 PM): lead poisin him!
Badgertron (7:14:16 PM): *golf clap for mouth*
Zathu Koon (7:14:50 PM): I've gotta run too
Fought for Truth (7:14:52 PM): and it's in the hole!
The Blind Target (7:15:02 PM): Bastards!
Bouncy1010 (7:16:06 PM): Me is board
Badgertron (7:16:11 PM): Me is beard
Bouncy1010 (7:16:22 PM): hun?
Badgertron (7:16:31 PM): yeah.
Zathu Koon (7:16:36 PM): Are you trying to drop a line on him?
Badgertron (7:16:36 PM): I'm Beardy the Hun.
Badgertron (7:16:57 PM): *pillages and plunders Bouncy*
Fought for Truth (7:17:14 PM): Bouncy has a penis!
Badgertron (7:17:23 PM): oh really.
Zathu Koon (7:17:30 PM): Your suprised?
Badgertron (7:17:42 PM): Not really. She always seems to get her cake and eat it too
Zathu Koon (7:17:50 PM): Hmm.
Zathu Koon (7:17:54 PM): Anyway, I'm out,
(7:18:05 PM) Zathu Koon has left the room.
The Blind Target (7:18:50 PM): Damn.
Cromulent1 (7:20:02 PM): hmm
Bouncy1010 (7:20:25 PM): i'm not a boy
Bouncy1010 (7:20:33 PM): iu have a little vagina not a big penis
Badgertron (7:20:34 PM): what about a man?
Bouncy1010 (7:20:36 PM): :-D
Bouncy1010 (7:21:33 PM): O:-)
Bouncy1010 (7:21:42 PM): i'm so sweet and innocent young and naive
The Blind Target (7:23:20 PM): SURE...
The Blind Target (7:23:28 PM): ;-)
Bouncy1010 (7:24:08 PM): really ;0
Fought for Truth (7:24:09 PM): I thought Bouncy was a 16 year old guy?
Bouncy1010 (7:24:11 PM): ;)
Bouncy1010 (7:24:19 PM): where did you ever hear that
Fought for Truth (7:24:24 PM): http://pub49.ezboard.com/fprojectx35984frm62.showMessage?topicID=71.topic
Bouncy1010 (7:24:28 PM): it's not true
Bouncy1010 (7:24:32 PM): >:o
Badgertron (7:24:34 PM): we need photo evidence of your genitals bouncy
Fought for Truth (7:24:40 PM): lets see a picture!
Famazingly David (7:24:45 PM): and full body pictures to go along with it.
Famazingly David (7:24:53 PM): hell, we need a video so we can hear your voice as well.
Fought for Truth (7:24:59 PM): And not of your girlfriend!
Famazingly David (7:25:05 PM): and you have to masturbate, just to make sure they work.
Bouncy1010 (7:25:15 PM): lol
The Blind Target (7:25:19 PM): Ha.
Bouncy1010 (7:25:24 PM): hey if you wan tyou canc call my cell
Bouncy1010 (7:25:28 PM): :-D
Bouncy1010 (7:25:30 PM): O:-)
Fought for Truth (7:25:32 PM): and then icome to each of our houses so we can inspect you
Bouncy1010 (7:25:33 PM): :-*
Bouncy1010 (7:25:38 PM): :-P
Badgertron (7:25:46 PM): yes!
Badgertron (7:25:52 PM): you need a thorough inspection
Badgertron (7:26:08 PM): hey USAF prime! I know him.
Fought for Truth (7:26:13 PM): *places hand on Bouncy's genitalia*  now COUGH!
The Blind Target (7:26:16 PM): Make sure to record it.
Bouncy1010 (7:26:43 PM): brb
(7:26:55 PM) Bouncy1010 has left the room.
Fought for Truth (7:26:57 PM): she had to masterbate
(7:27:49 PM) Bouncy1010 has entered the room.
Bouncy1010 (7:27:55 PM): now where were we
Fought for Truth (7:28:14 PM): pics
Cromulent1 (7:28:34 PM): yes
Badgertron (7:28:38 PM): you were about to sit on my lap and tell me what you wanted for christmas ;)
Fought for Truth (7:28:49 PM): what the fuck is Jimmy Fallon doing on NBC?
Bouncy1010 (7:29:15 PM): I want you santa
Bouncy1010 (7:29:17 PM): he-he
Fought for Truth (7:29:32 PM): say no!  She's a prepubescent boy!
Bouncy1010 (7:29:56 PM): I'm not
Badgertron (7:30:00 PM): haha
Bouncy1010 (7:30:07 PM): I can prove it again at botcon!
Badgertron (7:30:17 PM): in my hotel room
Bouncy1010 (7:30:24 PM): sure thing
Badgertron (7:30:31 PM): with all my elves
Bouncy1010 (7:30:53 PM): is that what you call all four inches>
Bouncy1010 (7:30:54 PM): lol
Fought for Truth (7:31:03 PM): Bouncy is a fucking cock tease
Badgertron (7:31:05 PM): lol
Badgertron (7:31:31 PM): no its what I call your A cup breasts :)
Bouncy1010 (7:31:46 PM): shut up!
Bouncy1010 (7:31:47 PM): lol
Badgertron (7:31:49 PM): lol
Bouncy1010 (7:31:58 PM): Yeah your right FFT i am
Bouncy1010 (7:32:00 PM): but I love it
Fought for Truth (7:32:28 PM): I wonder if your like that in real life?  teasing guys like that.
Badgertron (7:33:05 PM): if she isn't I'm calling her bluff at botcon :D
Bouncy1010 (7:33:23 PM): I've been to botcon
Bouncy1010 (7:33:29 PM): alrready proved that I havea pussy
Fought for Truth (7:33:38 PM): Slip a mickey into her drink and then when she's out go to twon on her!
Bouncy1010 (7:33:47 PM): twon?
Bouncy1010 (7:33:48 PM): lol
Fought for Truth (7:33:51 PM): town
Fought for Truth (7:34:09 PM): just fuck her hard
Badgertron (7:34:25 PM): hah
Badgertron (7:34:38 PM): maybe she won't need to be drugged ;)
Bouncy1010 (7:35:30 PM): exactly!
Bouncy1010 (7:35:38 PM): You transfans know I love you!!! ^_^
Fought for Truth (7:35:45 PM): shes a virgin
Badgertron (7:35:59 PM): *looks more like a lumberjack than a transfan*
Fought for Truth (7:36:20 PM): how do Transfans look like?
Bouncy1010 (7:36:34 PM): ugly
Bouncy1010 (7:36:40 PM): sorry but most transfans are ugly
Fought for Truth (7:37:04 PM): really?  I'm a  handsome guy
Kearney1900 (7:37:30 PM): PR, you're a TRANSVESTITE fan, not a Transformers Fan.
Fought for Truth (7:38:02 PM): Got me there
Bouncy1010 (7:38:16 PM): lol
Kearney1900 (7:38:28 PM): Choke on that, minigun!
Fought for Truth (7:38:40 PM): on what?
Kearney1900 (7:39:05 PM): It's a figure of speech.
Fought for Truth (7:39:57 PM): After 19 years of marriage he divorced his wife.  Why?  Because she was a nigger lover!
Bouncy1010 (7:40:27 PM): ummm...back to me?
Kearney1900 (7:40:41 PM): They employ total dumbasses as McDonald's.
Kearney1900 (7:41:00 PM): I asked the guy for a "#5 meal with milk" three times and he STILL gave me a coke.
Fought for Truth (7:41:19 PM): chicken nuggets?
Kearney1900 (7:41:25 PM): Yes.
Fought for Truth (7:41:53 PM): I knew because I had to buy lunch for my boss today and she asked for that
Cromulent1 (7:42:09 PM): ha
Kearney1900 (7:42:18 PM): Whipped!
Fought for Truth (7:42:26 PM): I'm a Kay Bee Bitch
Kearney1900 (7:42:40 PM): Gay-Bee Toys!
Kearney1900 (7:42:59 PM): Gabe Toys=Gay Bee Toys!
Fought for Truth (7:43:34 PM): The Wndy's people hate me
Fought for Truth (7:43:39 PM): Wendy's
Cromulent1 (7:44:25 PM): any reason?
Fought for Truth (7:44:26 PM): they offer free refills so I'm the guy who gets everyone's drink and refills.  So the manager flips out on me telling me I was already there for a refill. So I told her to fuck off and to fill the cup
Kearney1900 (7:44:40 PM): A lot of people hate you.
Kearney1900 (7:44:43 PM): Like the FBI.
Fought for Truth (7:45:07 PM): no, just Wendy's emploies....unless Wendy's is actuall an FBI covert operation
Kearney1900 (7:45:39 PM): C16 hates you.
Fought for Truth (7:46:01 PM): cause I'm Puerto Rican and he's Cuban
Kearney1900 (7:46:52 PM): UWC hates you for kinda running over his dog.
Fought for Truth (7:47:15 PM): kinda?  More like I did!  And I'd do it again if I had the chance!
Kearney1900 (7:47:21 PM): Replace 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and 'dog' with 'son'.
Cromulent1 (7:47:27 PM): *glares*
The Blind Target (7:47:55 PM): PR=Bacadi
Fought for Truth (7:47:58 PM): see I play a game.  10 points if you hit children,.  5 points for animals and 30 ponits for the elderly
Cromulent1 (7:48:14 PM): You should go to Florida
Cromulent1 (7:48:17 PM): rack up the points
The Blind Target (7:48:48 PM): Yeah
Fought for Truth (7:48:55 PM): but the thing is...I keep on playing this game but there's no end...no goal.  It keeps going and going
Kearney1900 (7:49:17 PM): Like State of Emergency!
Fought for Truth (7:49:41 PM): aye the worst game ever!
The Blind Target (7:49:47 PM): $19.99 at Blockbuster
Fought for Truth (7:50:12 PM): 19.99 at kay bee toys
Kearney1900 (7:50:14 PM): It's so gay, I bet PR, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck made the game.
The Blind Target (7:50:44 PM): And PR's Clone.
Fought for Truth (7:50:49 PM): Queens of The Stone Age= Charlie Angels=commercial?  NOOOOOO!
Fought for Truth (7:51:21 PM): I have a clone?  Cool
The Blind Target (7:51:40 PM): Queens of the Stone Age=the gehy
Kearney1900 (7:52:02 PM): GAY to the PR power.
Badgertron (7:52:08 PM): who is PR?
Cromulent1 (7:52:22 PM): FFT
Fought for Truth (7:52:39 PM): go to hell Balsero!
The Blind Target (7:52:45 PM): HA!
Kearney1900 (7:52:55 PM): Dorktus COMBINE!
Cromulent1 (7:53:08 PM): Truck crotch! GO!
The Blind Target (7:53:11 PM): Cock16, Transform!
Kearney1900 (7:53:42 PM): Kearney, transform!
Kearney1900 (7:53:58 PM): PR, transform into a gun that can't move on its own.
Fought for Truth (7:54:17 PM): PR Transform! *falls on ground*
Kearney1900 (7:54:41 PM): *Old school G1 music plays*
The Blind Target (7:55:02 PM): Dorktus! Attack Rumination!
The Blind Target (7:55:18 PM): Debostator, defend Rumination!
Fought for Truth (7:55:23 PM): Raiders lost!
Kearney1900 (7:55:35 PM): UWC is like Optimus Prime, only his legs in robot mode become the arms of Dorktus.
The Blind Target (7:55:51 PM): Stupid footbal
Kearney1900 (7:56:00 PM): And I'm like a combo of Onslaught and Jetstorm.
Bouncy1010 (7:56:11 PM): this women sat next to me in the computer lab
Bouncy1010 (7:56:16 PM): she is making weird noices
Fought for Truth (7:56:20 PM): is she hot?
Bouncy1010 (7:56:24 PM): and her computer is n't working right
Fought for Truth (7:56:37 PM): well is she?
Bouncy1010 (7:56:37 PM): no she like like in her 40's or 50's
Kearney1900 (7:56:43 PM): She's a Nazi!
Fought for Truth (7:56:51 PM): beat her up!
The Blind Target (7:57:16 PM): Slap her with your dildo!
Bouncy1010 (7:57:34 PM): lol
Fought for Truth (7:57:37 PM): than force yourself on her!
Bouncy1010 (7:57:38 PM): she is very weird
Bouncy1010 (7:57:40 PM): no
Kearney1900 (7:57:49 PM): Come on, do it.
Fought for Truth (7:57:58 PM): then pee on her face!
The Blind Target (7:58:06 PM): Close you eyes and pretend she's your mom.
Kearney1900 (7:58:25 PM): Pretend it's PR's cousin!
Bouncy1010 (7:58:35 PM): she is having trouble with the computer
The Blind Target (7:58:40 PM): Who's a fat bitch with bleeding pimples!
Bouncy1010 (7:58:43 PM): it looks like she is ttrying to find a file
Bouncy1010 (7:58:45 PM): lol
Bouncy1010 (7:58:52 PM): good she is going
Bouncy1010 (7:59:03 PM): damn she is just switching disks
Bouncy1010 (7:59:22 PM): there is a weird goth girl listening to britney spearas and singing her songs
The Blind Target (7:59:27 PM): HA!
Bouncy1010 (7:59:28 PM): I go to school wtih idiots
Fought for Truth (7:59:46 PM): pee on her!! PEE ON HER!
Badgertron (8:00:03 PM): is the goth girl hot?
Fought for Truth (8:00:30 PM): if she is force yourself on her
Kearney1900 (8:00:36 PM): You guys are ghey.
Fought for Truth (8:00:44 PM): go to hell
The Blind Target (8:01:25 PM): Goth Girl are either hot or fat.
Bouncy1010 (8:01:33 PM): no they are all ugly
Bouncy1010 (8:01:35 PM): everyone here
Bouncy1010 (8:01:38 PM): well most people
Fought for Truth (8:02:03 PM): your selfcenterd
The Blind Target (8:02:05 PM): What about you?
Badgertron (8:02:31 PM): yeah most goth girls are either hot or fat
Bouncy1010 (8:02:37 PM): okay I'm going to switch seets be back in a bit
(8:02:39 PM) Bouncy1010 has left the room.
Fought for Truth (8:02:39 PM): read her Exboard profile
Fought for Truth (8:02:46 PM): ez
The Blind Target (8:02:58 PM): link
Kearney1900 (8:03:35 PM): Bitch!
Fought for Truth (8:05:13 PM): http://pub49.ezboard.com/bprojectx35984.showUserPublicProfile?gid=bouncy10
Fought for Truth (8:08:21 PM): self centered!
(8:08:26 PM) x mrping x has entered the room.
Fought for Truth (8:08:33 PM): who's this?
Kearney1900 (8:08:38 PM): Chemnerd!
Badgertron (8:08:45 PM): chemnerrrrrrrrd
Fought for Truth (8:08:48 PM): amazing!
(8:09:02 PM) Bouncy1010 has entered the room.
Bouncy1010 (8:09:06 PM): I'm back
Fought for Truth (8:09:27 PM): was it as good for as it was for me?
The Blind Target (8:10:09 PM): Chemner MUST be a part of Dorktus!
The Blind Target (8:10:26 PM): Kearney, we must boot PR out of the Nerdicons.
Fought for Truth (8:10:29 PM): no doubt
Fought for Truth (8:10:41 PM): I resign!
The Blind Target (8:10:51 PM): Too late, we kicked you out.
Fought for Truth (8:11:01 PM): go to hell salt water nigger
Kearney1900 (8:11:32 PM): PR, you're fired.
The Blind Target (8:11:34 PM): Don't be jealos.
Badgertron (8:11:47 PM): this is like the breast force
The Blind Target (8:11:53 PM): David, wake up the Discountatrons!
Fought for Truth (8:12:37 PM): You can't fire me cause i quit!! 
Kearney1900 (8:12:52 PM): *shoots PR*
Cromulent1 (8:13:01 PM): And that's the end of that chapter!
The Blind Target (8:13:08 PM): *drags body into his basment*
Cromulent1 (8:13:17 PM): I won't ask what you plan to do with it
Fought for Truth (8:13:19 PM): necrophiliac
The Blind Target (8:13:33 PM): *chops him up into little peices, puts the pieces in buckets, fills them with cement and drops them, into the ocean*
Cromulent1 (8:13:43 PM): that's... odd...
Fought for Truth (8:13:53 PM): this sucks
Kearney1900 (8:14:09 PM): PR's dead.
Kearney1900 (8:14:14 PM): And this is Hour 34!
The Blind Target (8:14:21 PM): WHEEEEE!
Fought for Truth (8:14:42 PM): Ok I'm the ghost of PR
The Blind Target (8:14:47 PM): Thanks go out to Cromulent1, AKA UnmarkedWhiteConvoy for hosting the chat!
The Blind Target (8:14:55 PM): The GAY GHOST
Badgertron (8:15:00 PM): you have some odd friends, Bouncy :)
The Blind Target (8:16:07 PM): Where are they?
Fought for Truth (8:16:14 PM): are they hot?
Badgertron (8:16:26 PM): *L*
Badgertron (8:16:32 PM): I meant you guys :P
Badgertron (8:17:06 PM): I probably know all of you from your AS names though
The Blind Target (8:17:09 PM): She's as new to us as they are to you.
Fought for Truth (8:17:13 PM): Bouncy better give each and every one of us head this year at Botcon
Bouncy1010 (8:17:33 PM): lol
Bouncy1010 (8:17:42 PM): now why would I do that
The Blind Target (8:17:47 PM): Now I gotta go to Botcon!
Kearney1900 (8:18:00 PM): Because you're a C16.
The Blind Target (8:18:00 PM): Convention Exclusive!
Bouncy1010 (8:18:07 PM): does anyone think that blind target gets annoying
Fought for Truth (8:18:08 PM): because you're a nice [ersopn.  You like to give, by giving from your heart you feel better about yourself
The Blind Target (8:18:19 PM): HEY!
Bouncy1010 (8:18:23 PM): aww thanks that's sweet
Fought for Truth (8:18:36 PM): no start giving honey!
Fought for Truth (8:18:40 PM): now! 
Fought for Truth (8:19:33 PM): wow I can't spell. 
Cromulent1 (8:19:38 PM): Hey, who all is going to Botcon this year, anyway?
Fought for Truth (8:19:53 PM): I might.  i went last year
Badgertron (8:20:13 PM): I might if I can put away a couple grand
Kearney1900 (8:20:16 PM): Not me.
Fought for Truth (8:20:24 PM): you neec a couple grand for Botcon?
Badgertron (8:20:33 PM): I'm canadian.
Fought for Truth (8:20:37 PM): Kearney goes to Springfieldcon
Fought for Truth (8:20:44 PM): dork
Bouncy1010 (8:20:51 PM): I went last year
Badgertron (8:20:56 PM): it'll cost $1000 just for registration, hotel, airfare, and exclusives.
Bouncy1010 (8:20:57 PM): I may go again this year
The Blind Target (8:21:03 PM): I don't know if I should go or not.
Cromulent1 (8:21:06 PM): Chicago is great
Bouncy1010 (8:21:11 PM): I thought registering was like 50 or 100
Kearney1900 (8:21:16 PM): Chicago sucks!
Badgertron (8:21:18 PM): then another $1000 for food, and toys
Kearney1900 (8:21:25 PM): Sex toys?
Cromulent1 (8:21:25 PM): off thing: last year, my trip plan was: go to Fort Wayne, then I went to Chicago afterwards
Bouncy1010 (8:21:29 PM): oh if you don't eat or buy toys it''ll be less
Fought for Truth (8:21:31 PM): yeah!  Lets burn Chicago down to the ground!
Cromulent1 (8:21:35 PM): found it funny when I found out BC was gonna be there the next year
Fought for Truth (8:21:38 PM): Fuck Chicago!
Badgertron (8:21:40 PM): after exclusives, the botcon registration in canadian funds is like $400
Bouncy1010 (8:21:49 PM): i don't like chicago either
Cromulent1 (8:22:00 PM): wow
The Blind Target (8:22:03 PM): Then the money to actually GET there...
Badgertron (8:22:03 PM): my friend adam lives in chicago
Cromulent1 (8:22:10 PM): I didn't know there was so much anti-Chicago sentiment
Badgertron (8:22:15 PM): yeah target, it's bloody expensive
Fought for Truth (8:22:26 PM): actually I've never been to Chicago.....but yeah fuck that city!
Cromulent1 (8:22:36 PM): haha
The Blind Target (8:22:41 PM): I would never fly there either, so it's the bus for me.
Bouncy1010 (8:22:48 PM): I'll fly]
Bouncy1010 (8:22:56 PM): but I don't like chicgo either
Badgertron (8:23:08 PM): I wish it was in california
Fought for Truth (8:23:22 PM): I wish it was in either Florida or Philly
The Blind Target (8:23:23 PM): I wish it'd be in Florida sometime in the future.
The Blind Target (8:23:31 PM): My presence there would be gauranteed.
Bouncy1010 (8:23:37 PM): philly would be cool
Bouncy1010 (8:23:41 PM): Or NYC
Badgertron (8:23:42 PM): but it's been in the east for so long.
Bouncy1010 (8:23:45 PM): Center of the Universe
x mrping x (8:23:46 PM): I like Chicago.  Although I really wish It wasn't costing so much to stay at the hotel
Badgertron (8:23:50 PM): it hasn't been in the west since...seattle?
Fought for Truth (8:23:53 PM): BOuncy you live near Philly?
Bouncy1010 (8:24:14 PM): well in central NJ
x mrping x (8:24:19 PM): Well it's in the east because thats where 3H is
Bouncy1010 (8:24:28 PM): Like off of 1 and 9
x mrping x (8:24:33 PM): stupid Fort Wayne
Fought for Truth (8:24:35 PM): 3h is in Indiana, fucking midle of nowhere
Bouncy1010 (8:24:43 PM): Anyways I'll add you all to my buddy list if that's okay
Badgertron (8:24:45 PM): better than Delaware!
Fought for Truth (8:25:08 PM): Shipley's from Delaware.  Delaware is the gheyset state ever
Cromulent1 (8:25:08 PM): haha
Badgertron (8:25:12 PM): yeah if anyone wants to add me to their buddy lists, feel free
Cromulent1 (8:25:13 PM): take that, Delaware!
Cromulent1 (8:25:20 PM): same here
The Blind Target (8:25:21 PM): Gelawhere?
The Blind Target (8:25:37 PM): I can't add people to my lists.

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