Real name: Kyle

Bio: Kearney is the leader. He always makes sure to make fun of everyone equally [except for PR], and he often has wacky schemes.

Quote: "TALLY HO!"

Vehicle mode: Jet

 

UWC

Real name: Andy

Bio: UWC is the 'nerd' [or the guy who actually goes to college]. He is an integral part of keeping the chat going, and often gives out MST3K and Invader Zim episodes because he's a bastard with a nice hard drive.

Quote: "Don't count your chickens with a hatchet"

Vehicle mode: Truck

 

PR

Real name: Gay-briel

Bio: PR is the "Safety Monkey" of the group, or the guy that gets picked on. He's also known for fucking his cousin.

Quote: "i didn't have sex with my hot, big breasted cousin......ahh....I swear!"

Vehicle mode: Butter knife

 

FS

Real name: Gay-vid

Bio: He's thinks he's better than everyone else, but in reality he loves Transformers Armada the TV Show.

Quote: "Bing bong!"

Vehicle mode: CD Player

 

Cock 16

Real name: Ernie

Bio: Cock 16 is the resident dumbass, and the creator of the Never ending chat. He's a bit slow and is partially crippled. He also has poor spelling and grammar skills.

Quote: "I'm thinking. Thinking is hard."

Vehicle mode: Race Car

 

Spectre

Real name: Justin

Bio: He never talks. He scares me.

Quote: "..."

Vehicle mode: Ghost Train

 

Hot RodSpotShotimus Prime

Real name: How the fuck should I know?

Bio: He's a bit smarter than C16, but really dorky. He has an obsession with tacos and other ethnic foods.

Quote: "TACOS!!!"

Vehicle mode: Airship